Everyone wants to hack me, how can I break [Network]

Not long after the Weibo was posted, there were many comments from fans immediately below——

Hair long johns from Xibai’s family: marry such a virtuous neighbor brother ╮(╯_╰)╭

If you don’t wash your socks for seven days, you can summon Shenlong: Mr. Neighbor Σ(°△°)︴ has JQ!Ask for deep piss!

Looking at the King from Wangxian Tower: Food?Eat, eat, eat!Neighbor brother?tease tease! !

Deeper moonlight and half a family: Confession Wulixi Xiaobai ~ You have us in your bowl and you are still looking at Mr. Neighbor in the pot [anger][anger]

Simple explanation: Such a virtuous neighbor, if you don’t want to fuck me, I’ll fuck up [色][色]

Qi Yuan brushed out so many unscrupulous comments with a single swipe. He took advantage of the fact that the food was not all on the table, so he chose to reply to a few people.

Ye Yuanxi Bai replied @进入显示: Think beautifully!The neighbor brother is mine [hmph]

Yeyuan Xibai replied to @望仙楼上望君王: Eat delicious food, eat, neighbor brother! [shy] [too happy]

In the middle of typing, Tang Yuan came over with ribs, Qi Yuan immediately dropped the phone and looked at him expectantly.

"Just after washing your hands, why are you playing with your phone again?" Tang Yuan put the ribs on the table, turned around and took out a disinfectant tissue from the cabinet by the wall and handed it to him.

Qi Yuan took it and wiped his hands again, complaining in his heart, is the neighbor gentleman a clean freak?

He waited for Tang Yuan to sit down at the table, and then sat down opposite him.

Tang Yuan glanced at him, picked a piece of meaty one with his chopsticks and put it in his bowl, and then started to eat his own.

Mr. Neighbor is so gentle, he even gave himself some meat to eat!

Qi Yuan's heart blossomed, but his expression was calm.

The two ate on their own for a while, and Qi Yuan suddenly said: "I ordered the movie "Shocking Change" for tonight, and the reviews seem to be pretty good. I didn't know what genre you like to watch before, so you can make up your own mind." gone."

Tang Yuan: "Yes."

Qi Yuan curled his lips and said: "Don't just say yes, tell me what kind of movies you like, and when there are good ones, we can date together!"

Tang Yuan asked: "Do you like watching movies very much?"

Qi Yuan gnawed on the ribs and said: "I used to like it when I lived in school, and I made an appointment with my classmates to watch it together. Now that I have moved away from the school for graduate school, everyone has become estranged instead. Many people spend most of their time at home. There is no one to accompany me to watch the game."

Tang Yuan suddenly remembered the boy he saw with Qi Yuan in the computer accessories store yesterday.

"The one who was with you yesterday is your friend? Does he not accompany you?"

Qi Yuan sighed: "That guy is too busy and often flies around. Even when he doesn't need to fly, there are various activities or location arrangements. You can only find him through the Internet. In reality, it is very difficult to meet people. .”

Tang Yuan: "Then I am very lucky."

Qi Yuan knew that he was referring to being lucky to witness that busy man, but what's the use of being lucky!

He suddenly felt a little unhappy.

Tang Yuan took a mouthful of vegetables, chewed slowly, and said after swallowing, "I usually watch mind-burning movies. I guess you don't like them very much. If you want to watch them in the future, you can call me."

It should be fun to watch a movie with this little guy.Tang Yuan thought to himself.

Qi Yuan immediately smiled, "Then I will ask you out next time if there is someone nice, and it will be a thank you gift for this meal."

The pork ribs are delicious, and other dishes are also delicious. The key is that he got a promise from his neighbor that he can watch movies with him. Qi Yuan is in a very happy mood, which directly causes him... to eat too much.

Simply, they ate early enough and fast enough. After they finished eating and washing the dishes, there was still a lot of time before the movie started.

Qi Yuan suggested: "Why don't we walk over there? Two or three stops is not too far away."

Tang Yuan has the habit of jogging every morning, so naturally he has no objection to such a short distance.

So Qi Yuan went to the door to change his shoes and waited for Tang Yuan to change his clothes and go out.

While waiting, he took out his mobile phone to check Weibo comments. He only ate a meal, and there were already more than 200 comments on that Weibo just now. There were those who confessed to him, and naturally there were also many black people who made fun of him.

Qi Yuan automatically blocked the sarcasm from the sunspots, and replied a few more.

CV Yeyuan Xibai replied to @花开kanzhezhixuzhe: Yes, I am going to the movies with my neighbor Mr. [转圈]

CV 叶远曦白 replied to @北把铁银: Mr. Neighbor’s craftsmanship is very good, and I accidentally overeat _(: зゝ∠)_ so I plan to take a walk and go to the movies.

CV Yeyuan Xibai replies to @curry pork chop rice: I met my neighbor by accident [doge], so it’s not so bloody.

As soon as he finished replying, he heard Tang Yuan's footsteps walking out, and then he saw Tang Yuan walking to the door, and stretched out a hand to him, holding a square box in that hand, which was very clear It reads: super strong refreshing vibrator, let your life continue to climax, never stop.

Qi Yuan stared at the box, suddenly stunned.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!This is what God unfolds!Mr. Neighbor's ice cube face is so unrestrained!It's just the third day I've known each other, and I gave away a vibrator! ! !

He really likes it!

Tang Yuan looked at Qi Yuan's rich and wonderful expression changes, and knew that he was thinking wrong, and said: "This is the last time you left me at my house."

Qi Yuan: "???" When did this happen? !Why doesn't he know at all!

Tang Yuan helped him recall: "Didn't you bring a bunch of things with you when you came to my house yesterday?"

Qi Yuan remembered, it was the small dried fish that Qinghan brought him!

Oh shit!The promised dried fish, why is there such a thing!He believed in Qing Han so much, he brought the pile of things to Tang Yuan without even looking at it, and ended up with such a big oolong.This made him how to face his neighbor brother in the future!

Qi Yuan coughed, took the box of eye-catching things from Tang Yuan, and argued: "This... belongs to that friend of mine, the one you saw yesterday, you know he doesn't come home often, so It was sent to my house temporarily, I probably forgot to take it away when I came yesterday... Hehehehe."

Tang Yuan held back his smile: "Yes."

Qi Yuan felt that he must not believe his explanation, it was so far-fetched that even he himself felt it was far-fetched.

It's all Qinghan's fault!Why do you still give him such things when you have nothing to do? Even if you do, tell him anyway, now your image is all ruined, and the neighbor brother may be complaining in his heart that he is a pervert!

Qi Yuan felt extremely tired. He managed to establish a harmonious atmosphere with his neighbor, but now because of a vibrator, everything fell apart.