[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

How do you say something?If you're drunk, you don't know anything, so it's good to be drunk.

Sora Shota knew the power of the cocktail he made, so he was depressed.No matter how good his drinking capacity is, he couldn't support such an operation. As he wished, when the icy touch of the cocktail touched the esophagus and stomach, a wave of heat surged up, flying him straight into the sky.Then……

He didn't come to any blissful world, but... opened the perspective of God.He could clearly see the people in the arena, the scene in the arena, as big as the blades of the electric fan on the top, and as small as every hair of the person in front of him.

He got drunk as he wished, but sadly found that he was the type who became more sober as he got drunk.

"Ah, Ah Xiang?" Dazai blinked, stretched out his hand to shake his eyes, and made a number. "How much is this?"

"Huh? What's wrong with him?" Nakaya finally turned around after seeing Dazai's abnormal behavior, the smell of alcohol and the sound of swallowing just now. "Drink all?"

Sure enough, when he turned around, Zhong also found that the glass of cocktail in his hand was empty, not a drop left.This made him even more uneasy and guilty when he suddenly thought of the reason. It was all because he deliberately wanted to look at Shota's computer just now, but now it's fine...it made everyone embarrassing.

Now that he was publicly executed... Zhong also thought about it, if it was him, he would almost want to die.

"Cough, you..." He didn't know how to say the words he wanted to comfort, so he could only say clumsily, "It's all my fault...don't be too hard on yourself, I...I will definitely forget about it when I go back It's... No, I actually didn't see anything, didn't I..."

Chuya stammered more and more, his face flushed red, and he held back for a long time without a word being useful. Dazai, who was watching, covered his forehead with a headache and sighed, almost anxious for him.

"Ah, what..." Zhongya opened his mouth and closed his eyes, "Shota, it's all my fault, if you want to beat or scold Xi Tingzun, it's fine... Hey, don't cry !"

Seeing the beautiful eyes of the young man in front of him turned red instantly, as if something wet was swirling in the eye sockets, Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly grew his head and two big ones.He had never encountered such a situation before, and the whole person was at a loss.

"No, I didn't cry." His eyes were just red from the smell of alcohol, and Kong Maoxiang said depressedly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the two lines of tears flowed down his cheeks uncontrollably. Can't live.

So in the eyes of others, he became a stubborn and lovable appearance of being heartbroken and trying his best to hold back the tears and say that he didn't cry, but the tears burst the embankment.

So I panicked even though I didn't panic after going through the big wind and waves, and felt even more guilty, feeling that I had committed a huge sin.Even Dazai, who usually has a black and funny personality, is a little bit at a loss now.

"A Xiang, are you drunk?" He asked cautiously.

"No, I'm not drunk." As soon as Sorama Shota opened his mouth, tears fell down uncontrollably.He really didn't know that he turned out to be like this after drinking too much, and he was also very distressed.

When Dazai heard this, he quickly turned his head and whispered to Zhongya. "Oops, he's really drunk."

"Then what should we do?" Chuya frowned softly, "Do you have experience Dazai?"

"I have..." Dazai glanced at him, "Every time Chuya was drunk, I would have someone knock you out and fight you away."

"..." It's no wonder that every time he wakes up, his neck feels particularly uncomfortable. It turns out it's the other party's fault... Nakahara Chuya's face twitched, and it was inconvenient to entangle him at this time, so he could only swallow it temporarily He asked in this tone, "Is there any other way?"

"Hmm... If this method doesn't work, then the only option is to coax her." Dazai's eyes lit up, "I watched TV dramas in which the heroine cried when she was drunk, and the male lead hugged her to coax her, just coax her."

"Then..." Zhong also hesitated for a moment and believed in Dazai's ghost, "Then you hug or I hug?"

Dazai: "Of course you hugged it, and you insisted on seeing it. It's better now, it made people cry."

"I, I know..." Zhong also froze for a moment, still hesitating, "It's okay to hug, how to coax, I'm inexperienced."

"Hey, I told you to read more books, and if you don't read them, you will regret not reading them now when you need them?" Dazai said, "Of course I can tell you, but this is not sincere enough. You still have to figure out your own way."

"No, what does reading have to do with this? It also teaches you how to coax people?" Zhong Ye said with a big head, "Forget it, I'll figure it out on my own, you can't be trusted at all."

"Of course, you will know after reading two more novels." Dazai said with the expression of someone who has experienced it, "Hurry up and coax, say something casually."

"Got it, I got it." Zhong impatiently looked away, and he typed the draft in his heart, but when he turned his head and saw the pitiful look of Shota in the sky above, his brain went blank again, what did he say? Can't tell.

"Shota..." Zhongya stammered and spoke again, "Don't cry, it's all my fault. Well, if you want to vent your anger, you can beat us up, don't just cry without talking. You Look, isn't Dazai?"

Chuya turned his head and stared at him fiercely, Dazai could only blink innocently and said in an expectant tone, "Yeah, Sho, don't be sad, if you are really sad... come and beat me to death."

Zhong Ye:? ?

Why does this sound so embarrassing?This guy Dazai...he didn't even forget to kill himself when he apologized.

"I'm not angry... I just have hot eyes." Sora Shota could only explain again feebly, "I didn't cry."

"Yes, we know you didn't cry, but your eyes are a little hot." Chu also glanced at Dazai in disgust, and continued to comfort, "Then how can I make your eyes not so hot, do you have something you want? No matter what it is, I will definitely get it for you."

"What do you want?" Sora Shota, who found that he was powerless to explain, could only follow the other party's train of thought, 'crying' and said: "Is everything okay?"

"Of course, anything is fine!" Zhongya nodded desperately, "What do you want?"

"I want..." Sora Shota raised his hand to wipe away the tears falling down his face, and moved his eyes to the top of Dazai's head.If you look carefully, you will find that it is a fiery gaze full of longing.

"You..." Chuya followed his burning eyes and looked towards the top of Dazai's head, where there was nothing but hair.

"Chuya, I know." Dazai stroked his hair, "Sho must want the hair of those people from another world!"

"That's right, why didn't I think of that." Zhong Ye patted his head angrily, "Come on, I'll ask Mr. Mori for a week when I get back today... No, I'll take a month's leave, and I'll be with you every day, day and night Grab the hair."

Kong Maoxiang blinked too much, and miraculously found that his eyes were no longer red or hot, and the tears stopped flowing, and he woke up from the wine all at once.He swallowed, suppressed the joy in his heart, and said softly: "Boss, you... this is not very good."

"Don't worry, there's nothing serious there, so you don't need to go there every day." Seeing that the other party has been coaxed again, let alone a month, it's not impossible to grit your teeth for half a year.

"Ah, although I can't separate day and night, I can still find time at night." Dazai also spoke, echoing from the side.

"You guys..." Sorama Shota was really moved this time and was about to cry, his eyes were red again in the blink of an eye.

"You, why are you crying again?" Zhong Yuanzhong also scratched his hair irritably, "How about, why don't I give you my collection of wine... and my collection of cars... if you like it Choose one?"

"Zhongye, your little wine is not as good as Ah Xiang's own brew. As for the car, I don't think Ah Xiang is very interested. Why don't you just pay him and ask him to buy what he likes."

As soon as Dazai's words fell, Sora Shota miraculously discovered that the tears that had gathered in his eye sockets just now miraculously retracted.

"Look, my proposal is really good." Dazai said seriously, "Ah Xiang seems to be struggling because of opening a store. After all, the rent here in Yokohama is still very expensive. You might as well give me a set of shops in a good location if you send wine and cars. It's practical."

"I see." Dazai's words made sense, Chuya nodded and looked up at the young man in front of him, "I've written it all down, what else do you want?"

Sorama Shota's hands trembled slightly, and he was stunned by the sudden happiness.But he still restrained the voice of 'wanting' in his heart, exhausted his energy and refused: "No, no need, it is enough for you to accompany me to another world, I have no other requirements."

"It's okay, this is my apology. If you don't accept it, I will feel uneasy." Zhong Ye frowned when he heard that the other party refused to accept it. "I'm not short of money."

"Ah yes, Chuya has money, you don't have to save it for him." Dazai nodded in agreement.

The boss is indeed a boss... But Sora Hair Shota knew that he couldn't accept it, because there was something wrong with him in this matter, and he didn't get angry or anything because of it.In short, he refused again, and in order not to make the other party feel uncomfortable, he said in another way: "I am doing very well here, and I don't want to bother to change places. If there is anything you want in the future, I will definitely tell you."

"Okay..." Zhong Yuanzhong nodded reluctantly, "I will come to you that night? Well, why don't you just stay at my house, anyway, I have the clothes and toiletries you stayed at last time, so you don't need to buy any more .”

"Ah... this is not good." Sora Shota was stunned for a moment, for some reason, he suddenly remembered the scene of the two cuddling together on the day when Chuya beat the giant dragon, and his eyes couldn't help but look in the direction of Dazai Looking at it, the other party looked confused.

"Xiang, what do you think I'm doing?" Dazai said, "If you don't want to go, just refuse, Chuya won't be angry."

"Yeah, if you find it inconvenient, it's the same when I go to your house." Zhong also thought that the other party didn't want to live in his place, so he said quickly, "Maybe I don't have much time to come here every day."

Shota Sora knows that the two of them misunderstood him, but when he thinks that if Nakaya lives here, his wigs in the closet may be discovered by the other party. The wig lifted by gravity is his.What's more, he will find out that the person who blew up his wine cabinet in order to destroy his corpse is himself.

Therefore, Chuya must not be allowed to live in his home.

Sora Shota said, "No, it's more convenient to live in your house. Of course, if Dazai agrees."

"Why do you want that stinky mackerel to agree??" Zhong also curled his lips in disgust, "Then it's settled, I'll go back and ask for a vacation. Come here directly when you're better... No, just give me a call and I'll let you I'm here to pick you up."

Chuya has always been a man of action, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye, even forgetting to take his hat by the bar.

So, only Dazai and him were left in the small space.

"Hmm... I was scared to death just now." Shota Sora slumped down on the chair, clutching his chest. "Don't exercise my heart like this again in the future."

"Ah, I didn't think about it, so I picked a random one to download, and you saw how tight time was at that time." Dazai said while leaning on the table and took a sip of the cold tea at hand.

"I know." Shota Sora also knew that the other party definitely didn't choose it on purpose, so he could only sit back in front of the computer and click the mouse, ready to delete the video.

"Wait, don't delete it yet." Dazai, who was drinking tea, came over suddenly, "You send that to my email... Oh, don't look at me like that, I'll be shy."

Kong Maoxiang rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Are you going to be shy? Then why do you want this thing? Do you want to go back and study it yourself?"

"Oh, is that what I am like in Ah Xiang's heart? I obviously like Miss Xiangzi, so my sexuality should be quite normal?"

"?? Are you sure?" Kong Maoxiang twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why do you want this video, I will delete it if you don't tell me."

"Okay, okay, I just want to send it to others for appreciation." Dazai said, took the mouse, clicked twice, and instantly sent the video to his mailbox. When he was about to shred the file , suddenly paused, and said to Sora Shota, "Are you sure you want to delete it?"

"Otherwise." Sora Shota's mouth twitched again, "Keep it home for the New Year?"

"Ah, it's not impossible." Dazai smiled inexplicably, "I really deleted it, it won't be so convenient for you to look at it later."

"I never read it, you can delete it." Kong Mao Xiangtai rolled his eyes and said, "Delete it quickly, don't let it stay there to pollute my eyes."

"Okay, it's okay, at worst, I'll help you with the next one later." Dazai smiled and completely deleted the video file, leaving no trace left.

Shota Sora: "No, thank you." He suddenly sympathized with the person who was about to be shared with Dazai.

"Okay." Dazai stood up, "I have guests from Yokohama recently, and I have to go back to work. Hey, Kunikida-kun must miss me very much at this time."

"Well, I won't send you."

……

It was very late at night, and Kong Maoxiang, who had finally closed, went downstairs too slowly.He looked back upstairs, the floor of the detective agency was still brightly lit.

He later found out that the guests that Dazai said were members of the group from Europe, and their target was Atsushi Nakajima, that is, those who paid a bounty for 'Renhu', and this time they came here in person.

He had seen these people at the dance fight conference in another world, so he had a certain understanding of their strength.Thinking that the next few days in Yokohama would not be peaceful, Shota Sora's hands in his trouser pockets tightened.

For some reason, he subconsciously thought of Fyodor the Demon, that terrible Russian. He always felt that if something happened to Yokohama, it must be the trick of the other party.

However, he still has pages.

Shota Sora felt relieved when he thought that the pages of the book were in his hands.I saw him waiting on the side of the road for a while, and the black car stopped in front of him.

"Please get in the car." A man with the appearance of a mafia came out to help him open the door and said respectfully.

"Ah, thank you." Sora Shota got into the car uncomfortably, then picked up a topic and asked, "Is Chuya usually busy?"

"Yes, it's in the boss's office, so I was sent here." Seeing that the man in black was taciturn, Sora Shota nodded and stopped talking.

At this time, there was a circle of people standing in Mori Ogai's office. Several cadres had just held a small meeting for the group to come to Yokohama. There was still a projection on the wall of the large office.

At this time, Zhong also coughed dryly and said that he would ask for leave.Everyone thought they heard it wrong, including Mori Ogai of course.

"Mr. Zhongye, you said you want to ask for a month's leave?" The leave came unexpectedly, and it was at this relatively busy juncture.

"Yes, there are some personal matters." Zhong also felt a little embarrassed, and he didn't expect foreign supernatural beings to come to Yokohama at this time.But when he thought of the promise he had just made, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask for leave.

"What is it, can you tell me?" Mori Ogai spoke again after a moment of silence, "Of course, I care about you as a friend. It's inconvenient for you, so you don't have to answer."

"Sorry, this involves my friend's privacy, so I can't tell you." Zhong also said awkwardly.

"Okay, I understand." Mori Ogai said, "But Chuya, a month is too long for me to let you go, you know, if it wasn't this time... wait, Dazai-kun sent me a message I'll check the email first."

When Mori Ogai spoke halfway, he caught a glimpse of the prompt that popped up on the computer screen, and when he saw the sender, he narrowed his eyes and clicked on the email.

The author has something to say: Well... there are probably two worlds behind.