[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

"What kind of singing and dancing show, I didn't expect that kid to be a bit artistic, watching singing and dancing...wait a minute!" Zhongyuan Zhongya suddenly felt something wrong in the middle of speaking, "You read the name again."

Dazai ignored him, but double-clicked to enter it out of curiosity.I don't know if it's the song and dance show he was thinking of... Don't let him down.

Nakahara, who had waited for a long time without replying, felt a bad premonition the more he thought about it, until he found Dazai's side face and the corners of his mouth shaking constantly, trying to hold back his smile, the bad feeling reached its peak in an instant.

"Show me." Zhongyuan Zhong also gently supported the countertop with his black gloved palm, and his body handsomely rolled over behind the bar, and he nervously moved his head over.

"Ah, what are you doing, Chuya." Dazai was squeezed halfway away by his head and hat, "No, I lied to you just now."

"I believe you are a ghost." As soon as Nakaya raised his eyes, those ice blue eyes stared straight at Dazai, and then hurriedly looked at the computer screen. "Give me the mouse, I'll see for myself."

"No, you can't touch the task that Axiang entrusted to me." Dazai refused, clenched the mouse. "What do you want to see? I've said nothing, I'll show you if you don't believe me."

After Dazai finished speaking, he turned the computer screen towards Nakaya, "Look, there is really nothing, how can there be any video."

"Didn't you just say..." Zhong Ye glanced at the clean computer desktop, there was nothing but the system's built-in trash can and computer icons, and it could be seen that the owner of this computer was a little bit Little OCD doesn't like having a lot of things on the table.So Zhong Ye could only hesitantly ask, "Where is the song and dance show?"

"Of course I lied to you on purpose~" Dazai blinked innocently, "Don't you know what kind of person I am after all these years?"

"I just know it too well..." Zhong Ye still glanced at the computer screen in disbelief, and said, "Open that trash can and let me have a look."

"This...isn't that good." Dazai felt guilty for a moment, but he didn't expect that Chuya seemed to have evolved, and he wasn't as funny as before.

"What's not so good?" Chuya frowned, "Hurry up."

"Of course it's not good, what if we accidentally see something that Xiang deleted that we can't see." The more Dazai talked, the more he felt that he made sense, and said righteously, "So I can't let you see, I want Be responsible to Ah Xiang."

"No... why are you responsible for him?" Zhongya sneered, "What can be in the trash can, Dazai, you are guilty, don't think I don't know."

"Cough, of course it's something you can't say." Dazai whispered something in his ear, and Chuya's face and neck flushed red all of a sudden.

"Don't talk nonsense, Xiangta, how could he..." Nakahara Chuya lowered his voice, slightly annoyed, "How can you think of him like that."

"Chuya, you..." Osamu Dazai pursed his lips and looked at him sideways, his eyes focused, as if he wanted to take a closer look at him.

This kind of gaze made Zhong Ye very uncomfortable, he frowned and said, "What are you doing looking at me like that, the first day we'll see you?"

"No, I said Zhongya..." Dazai finally said, "Don't you know that boys of normal age can watch it? This is a normal physiological need..."

"Oh, what do you mean you read it?" Zhong Ye twitched the corner of his mouth and asked back, he didn't believe the other party's words at all.

"Well..." Dazai rubbed his chin, "If there is a scene of dying for love, I'd be happy to watch it."

"So you haven't watched it." Zhong Ye said, going to grab the mouse again, "Hurry up, don't talk about the topic."

"I said no more, hey, Zhongye, don't snatch it."

Dazai held the mouse tightly, and Chuya held his hand tightly, and the two immediately wrestled together.

"Dazai, you really have a guilty conscience, hurry up and give me the mouse."

"Of course I'm doing it for Ah Xiang. If there is such a film in the trash can, you will be responsible?"

"I'm in charge and I'm in charge. Just pretend you can't see it. I suspect you're trying to lie to me again."

"Chuya, you have turned bad."

"That's what I learned from you too, from each other. Give me the mouse!"

"Chuya, be gentle, Ah Xiang's guests will be yelled away by you."

Zhong Ye hurriedly turned his head when he heard the words, and sure enough, the guests sitting in the restaurant in twos and threes were frowning and looking at them frequently.So he lowered his voice instantly in embarrassment, "Just show me that you can't see it. There are so many things, it's not a guilty conscience."

As he spoke, he was about to grab the mouse, but Dazai took it and hid it in his clothes.

That's right, it's a wireless mouse.

Dazai, you are really a dog.Zhong also complained silently.Because there were still customers in the store, he was unwilling to snatch the real knife and gun.

"You are so naive Dazai." Nakaya pushed Dazai to the wall, thinking about how to snatch the mouse away without alarming outsiders. "Can you let go, Chuya?" Dazai covered his coat and hid the mouse inside to protect it, and said calmly, "Give up what you can't grab."

Zhong Ye's eyes were sharp: "Give up is not in a man's dictionary."

"Okay then, you continue." Dazai shrugged indifferently, smiling as he looked at him as if he wanted to snatch him but had no choice.

It just so happened that Sora Shota, who was holding a glass of cocktail at this time, raised the curtain of the back kitchen and walked out. He saw Nakaya and Dazai embracing each other behind his bar counter at a glance, and couldn't help being dazed.

"Uh, excuse me?" He paused, opened the curtain and stepped back, just like the playback button in the video, and exited again neatly, as if he had never appeared before.

"Wait, don't go!" Zhong Ye quickly called him, "Come back!"

So Sorama Shota opened the curtain again and came out, "Are you... Are you done?"

"What's the end?" Chuya said angrily, "I'm not done with him."

"Oh...it's not over yet." Sora Shota said in a strange tone, "Then I'll go back to the kitchen?"

"Back to what??" Zhong also gave him a strange look, and said, "He hid the mouse, so he must not let me see your computer. Is there anything in your computer that people can't see?? "

Chuya also learned to be smart this time, and learned to speak clichés.Dazai didn't know for a while whether he was relieved or relieved, in short, he couldn't help but lament that with the passage of time, people will change. In the past, the other party was straight-forward, and he was impatient and didn't like his way.

"Ah? There's nothing I can't see on my computer..." Sure enough, Sorao Sho, who didn't know why, was so fooled that he didn't see Dazai who was trying to wink at him at all, and said, "You should take a look, it's just some things from the restaurant."

Nakahara Chuya's eyes lit up immediately, he stretched out his hands in front of him, raised his eyebrows and looked at Dazai. "Bring it."

Osamu Dazai sighed, as smart as he is, how could he have a pig teammate.Of course, this can’t be blamed on Sorama Shota, he was just busy mixing drinks, and when he turned his head and saw the two hugging each other, he was still in the shock of “Sure enough, the relationship between the boss and Dazai is really good”, so naturally he didn’t see his eyes hint.

Dazai took out the mouse from his coat and handed it to Chuya, "This is what you want to see."

Zhong Ye's hand that took it trembled, gave him a sideways glance, then turned around and clicked on the trash can with the mouse.

"What exactly do you want to see?" Shota Sorara came back to his senses, and handed the wine to Dazai.

However, Dazai didn't answer, but said sympathetically, "I think you might need it later."

It was so disappointing that he didn't even watch it now.Dazai sighed, and Sora Shota felt a little bad when he sighed.Those unintelligible words... He finally started to seriously think about what was in his computer.

Over there, Zhongyuan Zhong also opened the trash can with excitement, and there was indeed an avi format file with the words 'Big Brother's Love Song and Dance Show' inside.His heart skipped a beat, and he right-clicked on 'Restore'.

Then he returned to the desktop, and there really was the video that he restored from the computer trash can lying there.

He swallowed, double-clicked the short video with trembling hands.

"Boss, what are you looking at?" Kong Maoxiang thought for a long time, but still felt that it would be quicker to watch directly, so he leaned his head over as he spoke, and saw the video file on his desktop that was about to be opened by the other party. With a sudden jump, a thunder flashed across his mind like lightning.

This must not be seen by the boss!But Chuya had already double-clicked, and the newly bought computer quickly analyzed the video and started the video software. Just as the picture was about to pop out, Sora Shota kept on doing nothing, and directly stunned Nakahara Chuya's eyes from behind. .

Fortunately, he just had the devil special training with Urahara Kisuke last night. His reaction is almost twice as fast as before. In this few tenths of a second, he quickly completed the process from cognitive decision-making to making the best decision. With the perfect operation of the reaction movement, both of Zhongye's eyes were covered with the forearm with one hand, without leaving him a single crack.

"Boy, what are you doing?!" Nakaya was about to see it soon, but suddenly his eyes went dark, but he didn't expect Shota to make a surprise attack on him at the most critical moment.

"Ah, I'm playing a game with you." Sora Shota said cheekily, while he was talking, he desperately winked at Dazai next to him.

Dazai pretended not to see, but he gave another look.So the other party finally moved slowly...

"Let go, what game are you playing? How old are you? Are you still a three-year-old?! Let go!" Nakaya reached out to pull Sora Shota's arm, which was blinding his eyes, but he didn't pull it.

"Just... Guess who I am??" Sorama Shota tensed his forearms and Chuya tried his best, while watching Dazai take the other party's loosened mouse and operate it on the computer.

Send emails, delete them, all in one go.Then I randomly downloaded a small video in avi format from the website, and changed the name to 'Big Brother's Love Song and Dance Show'.

Thanks to the smoothness of the new computer and the power of the optical network, this process took only a few tens of seconds or less than a minute.

Even so, Sorama Shota and Nakaya worked hard and his forehead was sweating. When Dazai finished changing the name of the last video, he finally let out a long breath.

"Stinky boy, don't force me to use my abilities, let go!"

Seeing that big brother Nakaya was about to run away, Sorama Shota finally let go of his arm.The skin on the inner side is wet with sweat, one can imagine that the big brother's eyelids should also be stained with his own hand sweat... Cough, pretend not to know.

Chuya was not in the mood to pay attention to these small problems at this time, but stared at the computer screen with wide eyes.

"Huh? Have you ever touched the computer?" He frowned and said, "I obviously turned on the video."

"Is there? Maybe the computer is stuck..." Kong Maoxiang played too stupidly, because the operation time was too long just now, and there was no video sound from the computer, so he could only fool the other party not to open the video just now.

"Forget it, what a broken computer you are." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't get too entangled, he just wanted to know what these two people were hiding from him, and whether it was what he thought.So he quickly double-clicked the video again, and this time the player opened smoothly.Then……

"What the hell!!" Zhong Yuan turned off the video in an instant with a great reaction, his face flushed redder than ever, so red that he could bleed.

Regret, very regret, he just wants a pair of eyes that haven't seen the video.And... and he didn't know how to face Shota again, because, that guy Dazai really hit the spot! !He was going crazy, no matter how powerful the enemy was, he had never collapsed like this before.

Of course, the one who collapsed more than him at this time was Sora Hair Shota standing behind him.

Regret, very regret, he just wants a pair of eyes that haven't watched the video... No, he wants more Dazai's hands who haven't touched a computer.

Look at what he's playing, he can't even use words to describe the scene he saw just now, because he will definitely be blocked.

Shota Sora's sharp eyes shot straight at Dazai's direction, the two looked at each other, and had a conversation in the air as follows:

Xiangta: [What did you download? ? 】

Dazai: 【Of course it’s that kind of movie! 】

Xiangta: 【Why did you download that kind of movie? ! 】

Dazai: [How can you fool Zhongya if you don’t want to make that kind of movie? 】

Well, even if what Dazai said was reasonable, if it wasn't for the video that he couldn't watch, why did the two stop him?So in order to cover up a 'bad thing', it is necessary to replace it with a 'worse thing'.It's like wrapping one lie up with another, bigger lie, or so it feels.

Kong Maoxiang trembled too much, if God knew the other party used this method, then he might as well choose to let Zhongye watch his singing and dancing show, or say he forgot to delete it.

but! !Here comes the problem!

Sora Hair Shota looked straight at it with questioning eyes: [Then why did you want to post that abnormal video about two men? ! ! ! 】

If he wants to go crazy, don't let anyone stop him! !What a T, what a belt, what a black choker with rivets! !Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glanced down at the stick on the neck of the boss in front of him... Oh no, his spirit was indeed polluted.Sora Hair Shota shook his head quickly, stopping his dangerous thoughts just now.

How can he face the boss after this? ?What should the boss Zhongye think of him?Um?Are you a gay guy with a perverted interest in that? ?

Wait, where is my Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?Sora Hair Shota clutched his chest, his face turned pale.

Dazai innocently blinked his big eyes, trying to be cute: [A Xiang, the situation was urgent at the time, this was really downloaded randomly, you saw it too, it's absolutely true. 】

The silent conversation between the two made Zhong Yuan in the front even more embarrassed and uncomfortable.He searched in his mind for a long time just now, but he couldn't figure out how to bring back the current scene with ease.

"Ahem..." He raised his hand to his mouth and coughed twice, trying to save the situation: "My eyes were actually uncomfortable just now, and I couldn't see clearly. What was in the video?"

Shota Sora: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

If this is the rescue method, it would be even more embarrassing not to save.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that what he said just now was not only not helpful, but made the atmosphere more solidified.So he thought about saying something else to cover up the stupid things he said earlier.

"Actually, it's quite normal at this age..." He said dryly, and after holding back for a long time, all he could say was this.

"Hmm..." In order not to keep the atmosphere from being awkward, Kong Mao Xiang too bit the bullet to answer.Seeing that the atmosphere was cold again, he pretended to be relaxed and said in a joking tone: "Could it be possible that you also watch it, big brother?"

"Ang." Zhong Ye bit the bullet and responded, "Yes."

Dazai: "..."

Shota Sora: "..."

No, that's not how the script was written, sir! !

According to the normal plot, shouldn't it be said, "What's the brat thinking, I don't know how to watch this kind of film", and then everyone will play around and laugh and let this matter pass? !

Shota Sora was almost on his knees, and was forced to admit that he had watched this kind of heavy-tasting perverted video for the sake of consummation, but the situation has not yet been resolved, and it has become bigger and bigger.

So Sora Shota, whose heart ached uncontrollably, smothered the cocktail in his hand with his head raised in Dazai's shock.