[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

"Mr. Pu Yuan, it's up to you!!"

Kong Maoxiang winked too much, and said secretly in a low voice.

"Wait, boy..." Urahara Kisuke's smile froze on his face, "Why don't you change your target... Look, those gods of death have such beautiful hair, and the colorful ones are better than the beard of the captain?!"

"It's not impossible." Sora Hair Shota shook his head, "The captain's beard is irreplaceable for me, and I just need one strand, not more."

"No, no, it's not that I don't want to, I have limited ability..." Urahara Kisuke kindly analyzed it for him, "Quickly, take a look at the hair of Captain Ukitake next to the captain? It's white, long and smooth. It looks the same as the captain's beard, and it can be completely replaced. And the man's hair is real, the real thing."

"It's not the one that looks... Well, I can't tell. Anyway, I want the beard of the captain... Mr. Pu Yuan, you clearly agreed to me from the beginning." Shota Sora was very wronged, and this The captain is not very talkative, but relying on his own words, it is impossible to get the opponent's beard.

"Now you know how to call me Mr. Urahara, and it's useless to be Mr. Urahara." Kisuke Urahara shook his fan, watching the death captains filing out from the space rift, each of whom was a nostalgic familiar face.

"If you want, I can give it to you." Aizen who was being sealed suddenly said, "This man Urahara is unreliable."

"Ah, are you reliable?" Urahara Kisuke glanced at the top of Aizen's head, couldn't help but curled his mouth, "You should worry about yourself, Aizen. Do you still want to taste the feeling of having your underpants stolen? "

"Urahara Kisuke!" Aizen's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth angrily at the thought of being publicly executed soon, and snorted coldly, "You are so childish."

"Of course, I'm eighteen this year." Kisuke Urahara waved his small fan shyly, his appearance was as irritating as possible. "Boy Xiangta, how about I help you get the beard of the captain if you fulfill my wish?"

"Ah, really..." Sora Shota's eyes lit up immediately.

"How dare you!" Blue Ran narrowed her eyes coldly, "You can try it."

Sora Shota swallowed his saliva at the sight of him, although his heart was moved, but he looked at the other party's eyes of "if you dare to steal, I will dare to destroy the world"... he chose to pretend that he didn't hear Kisuke Urahara's proposal just now.

"Hey, boy, can you bear it?" Kisuke Urahara raised his eyebrows unexpectedly.

Kong Maoxiang gave him a sideways look, "Didn't you just say that your ability is limited, I won't be fooled."

"Okay, okay, if you use this guy as a bargaining chip, it's not impossible." Urahara Kisuke said while looking at Aizen, "He didn't just talk about getting your beard for you."

"That's really great, thank you Urahara-san." Sora Sho said with a smile.

"...wait for you kid... when did I promise you?" Kisuke Urahara's expression froze, and before he could say anything, he was interrupted by a sharp gaze.

That was the gaze from Captain Yamamoto.

"Urahara Kisuke." Yamamoto Genyanagisai Shigekuni said slowly, holding on to the Zanpakutō, "Where is Aizen?"

"Here." Kisuke Urahara stepped aside, his expression became serious in an instant, as if he had returned to the former captain of the [-]th squad, Shinigami. "I have already made a seal, and I can take it away at any time."

Motoyasa Shigekuni Yamamoto glanced at Aizen who had been half kneeling on the ground, and said with satisfaction, "Thank you for your hard work."

"You're too much." Kisuke Urahara said, "Actually, it's not just me. The smooth implementation of the arrest plan is the joint efforts of everyone."

"Are you talking about those kids next to you?" Yamamoto Motoyasa Shigekuni looked at ordinary people with less sharp eyes, "Thank you for your help, if you need anything, feel free to ask."

Unexpectedly, the old man was so eloquent, and Shota Sora's heart was a little overwhelmed.Just thinking about Urahara Kisuke's face as if facing a formidable enemy just now, he knew that this matter was not so easy.

The old man called Captain Yamamoto in the distance, his long beard looks like it has been carefully groomed, not to mention soft and silky, and neatly tied up with a purple string like hair.

Needless to say, he must be an old man who loves and cherishes his beard very much.Just like he loves his hair, he will jump if anyone asks for his hair.

Sora Hair Shota guessed that Captain Yamamoto must have cherished his beard especially after he became bald in old age. He could understand that feeling very well, which made him more entangled.

"Don't be shy." Probably because the catastrophe in the Soul World was finally resolved, Motoyanagi Shigekuni Yamamoto was in an unusually good mood today.Seeing that the other party obviously wanted to make a request but didn't dare to say it, he said kindly: "You say, I will promise you everything I can do, in order to thank you for your outstanding contributions to the soul world."

When the other party said this, Sora Hair Shota was even more moved.Kisuke Urahara at the side gave him wild winks.

Don't say it!Don't open your mouth about wanting a beard directly! !Old man Yamamoto's obsession with beard is exactly the same as your obsession with hair! ! !This matter must be discussed in the long run, and there is no rush to take it slowly!

Sora Hair Shota was hesitant to say it at first, but when he saw Urahara Kisuke's twitching corner of his eyes crazily, the words came to his lips, and he held back.

"It's okay, it's okay to eliminate harm for the people..." After saying these words with tears in his eyes, Shota Sora felt that the red scarf on his chest became more colorful.

Fortunately... Urahara Kisuke patted his chest, those boys really don't know how scary Captain Yamamoto was in the past.

Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, Osamu Dazai, who had been watching quietly, suddenly spoke.

"Ah hello, it's an honor to help you."

"You're welcome." Yamamoto replied with a smile. "Do you have any request?"

"There is indeed a small request here." Dazai said with a look of admiration, "It's the first time I've met someone as powerful as you, so before I leave, can I ask for a small thing from your body as a souvenir ?"

Kisuke Urahara's heart instantly rose to his throat again.

"Oh? You said."

"We often grow each other's hair as a souvenir..." Dazai blinked, "I've actually wanted to say since I saw you just now, your beard is so well groomed, so can you..."

"Oh? Do you want a strand of my beard?" Yamamoto raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said with a smile, "You really dare to say it, kid."

"Didn't you tell us to say it?" Dazai tilted his head, pretending to be very innocent and cute, like a mischievous grandson cleverly begging his grandfather for food, half coquettish and half cute.

But Grandpa Yamamoto seems to find it very interesting. Older people always have a good impression of the clever and clever juniors.Although he knew that the other party did it on purpose, he still said happily, "Want? Then do it yourself."

"That's what you said yourself." Dazai said, looking at Sora Shota who was adored and opened his hair, and blinked, "Ah Sho, it's up to you."

"Oh?" Yamamoto looked at Sora Shota who was named on the other side, "Is this the beautiful kid?"

Although it is always a bit weird to describe it as beautiful, Shota Sora, who has been very used to it since childhood, didn't care too much, but walked over excitedly.

"Then I'm being rude." Shota Sora said as the hair on the back of his head fluttered, and he moved in the air without wind, black light shining all over his body.Yamamoto was a little curious about this ability, quietly waiting for the opponent's move.

After waiting for a few seconds, the black light weakened, and the opponent did not attack.

Yamamoto was about to speak strangely, but suddenly saw a long white hair and beard in the opponent's hand.

He looked surprised and quickly lowered his head.Someone seemed to have stolen a strand of his beard, because the thin purple ribbon that was tied was not as tight as before, but a little looser.In the case of no movement, this will only happen if the beard is less.so……

"Is it your ability that stole the collapsed jade in that guy's body?"

Yamamoto could almost guess the situation at that time after listening to the support phrases in the subordinate's report, so he asked this question.

"That's right, yes. Our Sho is very good." Dazai praised with a smile, making Sora-haired Shota's face turn a little red.

Kisuke Urahara didn't expect them to get Yamamoto's beard, and he couldn't help sighing, the captain is kind and friendly to ordinary people, but he is so strict with them, and there is a moment of resentment in his heart.

"If there's nothing wrong, we'll take Aizen away." Yamamoto, who lost his beard in heartache, winked at the subordinates beside him, and talked about the business.

"Okay, Captain, please go." Kisuke Urahara made way for everyone.

I saw a few gods of death wearing death tyrant costumes coming over, ready to bring Aizen back to the world of souls for trial.

"Get up."

Aizen didn't move.

So each of them prepared to set him up, but Aizen remained motionless.

Yamamoto narrowed his eyes, "Do you have anything else to say, don't you plead guilty?"

"No, of course I do." Aizen's expression froze.

"Then why don't you stand up?" Captain Yamamoto's majestic voice sounded, "Do you still want me to invite you in person Aizen?"

Aizen lowered his head and lowered his eyes.

So Captain Yamamoto really walked over and pulled Aizen up.

"Stand up! There are no cowards in the thirteenth team of the guardian court. If you lose, you will lose. If you lose, you must have respect..."

Yamamoto got stuck in the middle, because he saw not only Aizen's bald head, but also the smooth thigh under the robe.

Aizen's face was extremely dark, and the scene froze for a moment, and no one spoke in the silence.

In the end, it was Jingle Chunshui, the captain of the Eighth Division who followed the captain, to adjust the unspeakably embarrassing atmosphere.

"Ah, long time no see Aizen...I didn't expect you to be so trendy now, and I'm going to lose track of your aesthetics."

"Heh." Lan Ran sneered, "It's okay, just follow up now."

"Ah, it's okay, I think I look pretty good now." Jingle Chunshui looked at Yamamoto, "Teacher, are you right?"

Yamamoto Motoyanagisai Shigekuni, who finally got down the steps, nodded reservedly, "Go back, let's go."

He personally pressed Aizen to leave.

Shota Sora watched everyone leave, and when Lan Ranlin walked past him, he glanced at him, curled the corner of his mouth and said meaningfully: "Boy, be proud, you saved the world just now."

Shota Sora: "..."

Soon, it came as hurriedly as it came, and left as hurriedly as it came.Immediately, there were only a few people left who had just had dinner together.

"What did he tell you just now?" Kisuke Urahara came over and asked.

"Oh, did you mean Aizen?" Sora Shota finally came to his senses.

"Otherwise, who else is there?" Kisuke Urahara gave him a sideways glance, "Say it quickly."

"Oh, he said..." Sora Shota recalled, "He said that I saved the world, which is amazing."

Kisuke Urahara: "..."

Knowing what Aizen was probably referring to, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and decided to change the subject brazenly.

"Quick, show me that old man Yamamoto's beard."

"What's so interesting about the old man's beard?" Ye Yi squinted at him and complained.

"I mean, let's see what kind of ability! It's not like you don't know the strength of that old man Yamamoto, Yoruichi."

Dazai and Nakaya also surrounded him curiously at this time, and Sorama Shota was immediately surrounded by the other four people.

I saw him touching the back of his head very excitedly at this time, and suddenly there were two more strands of hair, and it seemed that he was not so bald anymore.

"Let me take a look." As soon as he finished speaking, red flames exploded all over his body, and the few of them retreated several meters in an instant, and they could still feel the magma-like heat burning through the skin and burning their hearts, as if internal organs high temperature to melt.

"Hey, what did I say! That old man Yamamoto's ability is still so terrifying!" Kisuke Urahara jumped up, "I'm burnt to death, put it away."

"Oh, I see..." Sorama Shota didn't expect such a terrible effect, and he was a little dazed.

"Chuya, what do you think?" Dazai hid far away, and asked the people around him in a low voice.

"This ability... is a bit tricky." Zhong Yuanzhong also analyzed with his experience in many battles, "I can't get close. If I hit it with gravity, I might be melted. Tsk, it's a bit invincible."

"He was already invincible." Dazai squinted his eyes, "Who can possess multiple superpowers in one person? It's just that his abilities were all auxiliary in the past and didn't show their power."

"By the way, what is your other ability?" Nakahara Zhong also suddenly thought that Aizen's hair seemed to have been taken by him already.

"Hmm...that's it." Sora Shota felt it and said, ""Hypnosis", but it's not convenient for me to use it on you. "

"Sure enough." Urahara Kisuke rubbed his chin and said suddenly, "Are you leaving?"

"Yes." Kong Maoxiang looked at him too much, "What's wrong?"

Kisuke Urahara: "There is something."

As he spoke, he walked towards Shota Sora, and while walking, he reached into his trousers and took out the inside, and finally took out a sea-blue shining gem.

That's right, that shining gem is the full version of Bengyu.Kisuke Urahara had already come in front of him when he took out the Bengyu, and Sora Shota saw that the other party put one hand on his shoulder and held the Bengyu in the other. "Shota boy..."

"Ah, why... woo!"

Unexpectedly, Urahara Kisuke simply and rudely stuffed the collapsed jade into his mouth without saying a word, and the blue gem melted into his body as soon as it entered.

and many more! !

Sora Shota suddenly clutched his throat in shock, this thing was just taken out of that guy's pants, right? ! !

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-1523:51:00~2020-07-1623:59:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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