[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

It was a long white pair with two trouser legs, something like culottes.

Well, that's a pair of white baggy trousers fluttering in the wind—these are indigo-dyed pants.

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

A burst of barbell-like laughter continued to be heard in the arena. He had a strong lung capacity and did not breathe. He was indeed the captain of the former 100th division.Urahara Kisuke has never laughed like this in the past [-] years. The hat of his smile has been removed, revealing the smooth top of his head.But even so, he still has no intention of stopping laughing.

Shota Sora was very embarrassed at this time, he either threw or threw away the trousers that were still warm in his hands, and it happened that the small wind was still blowing, and the white trousers fluttered up and down in the wind, so conspicuous.

Of course, what was more embarrassing than him was Aizen who was showing two long legs.As the trousers disappeared in vain, the tied wide belt naturally floated down without any force, and drifted away with the wind.The loose jacket and robe can only cover the sides and the back, leaving only a pair of underwear—oh, white—in front of the door.

The troublesome, shameless little wind blew through the crowd again, blowing the robe, revealing a black edge of the white underwear under Aizen.Embarrassed, Sora Shota still couldn't hold back his curiosity and secretly glanced at the two English words whose initial letters were C and K.

Fortunately, only a pair of trousers were stolen, and there was a long-distance running cover on his body. Lan Ran felt that he could still hold on to the scene, but it was obvious that his face, who had always been handsome, was already very dark at this time.

"Urahara Kisuke..." His voice still sounded steady, and only those familiar with him could hear the anger in his tone.

"Hahahahahaha...hahaha..." But Kisuke Urahara still laughed heartily, laughing out all the depression of the past century.

The blue veins on Lanran's forehead were throbbing, but he didn't want the bangs that had been dangling on his forehead to suddenly disappear when the wind blew over.

His cold eyes instantly glanced at Shota Sora, who put his hands behind his back, a pair of white trousers in his left hand, and a tuft of tea-brown hair in his right hand.I saw him desperately hiding two things behind his back, so that Aizen couldn't see them.

"Hahahahaha..." Kisuke Urahara laughed again, out of breath, even Sora Shota was a little infected by him, his face was tense, and it was very hard to hold back the laughter.

But he didn't dare to laugh, because he was afraid that if he laughed, he would lose himself in the next second.Seeing that Aizen couldn't take it anymore and was about to come over and chop him up, Kisuke Urahara finally put on a smile and came over to block him.

Both of them released the Zanpakuto, plus Yeyi, the three of them fought inseparably.Then he saw that Aizen's hair was getting less and less, and he was getting less and less, which made him more and more distracted.

"Urahara Kisuke!!"

"Ah... why?"

"I despise you!!"

Lanran's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but his figure didn't stop for a moment, constantly changing the angle to attack.To be exact, he didn't dare to stop.Only when he moved quickly did he feel a sense of security, making it hard to see the long legs and white underwear that were exposed underneath.

However, it was too difficult for Sora Hair Sho to lock on the opponent's figure, which led to more and more hair on his hands, but he was never able to "steal" the collapsed jade fused into the opponent's body.

Even Urahara Kisuke, who was still smiling happily at the beginning, was a little anxious waiting, but he didn't dare to say too clearly, either you steal the only pair of underwear left, or take Bengyu's hand. Let me steal it first, why are you so obsessed with other people's hair!He has created so many opportunities for the opponent, and Aizen probably already knows their strategy, and now is the time to fight.

Finally, Aizen in the arena used Bengyu's power to explode in vain, throwing off the siege of Yoruichi and Urahara Kisuke, and went directly to the hateful guy who had been secretly stealing his hair.

The hair didn't make him so anxious, Bengyu actually... In Aizen's unknown heart, what made him fear was not being caught and sealed by Kisuke Urahara, but... Sora Hair Shota really missed, He stripped off the only pair of underpants he had left.

If that moment really came...he would probably choose to destroy the world directly.

Aizen temporarily waved away the thought of destroying the world in his mind, and raised the knife again, coming faster than before.

"Get out of the way, kid!!" Urahara Kisuke and Yoruichi desperately shouted behind him, they could only watch helplessly.

Of course Shota Sora could not hear any sound at this time, his brain was completely blank, and every cell in his body was clamoring to give him an early warning.

Seeing himself cut in half in the future, his body was not fast enough to avoid it.

That's too late……

Sora Shota finally concentrated all his attention at the critical moment, Bengyu Bengyu, quickly give me a successful "stealing"! !

In an instant, the black light on his body flourished, and a sky blue light flashed in it.

Kong Maoxiang looked down at the beautiful gem-like collapsed jade in his hand, lost his mind for a moment.

And also absent-minded was Aizen who was feeling the gradual disappearance of his physical strength in front of him. He couldn't tell whether it was the loss or the ease of the stone falling to the ground...

The moment Beng Yu left his body, Ai Ran finally thought of his Zanpakuto's ability... a mirror image.

"Stay still, General."

A hand as white as jade rested on his shoulder at some point, and the spiritual pressure on Lan Ran's body disappeared without a trace in an instant.It turned out that Osamu Dazai, who had been standing leisurely from the beginning, was standing behind him with a smile and said.

"Master Aizen!!"

Urquiola, who was fighting with Chuya in the Central Plains, turned around in shock when he realized that Aizen's spiritual pressure had disappeared. He didn't even bother to dodge the gravity bomb thrown by Chuya, and half of his arm was blown away. .

"I'm fine, Ulquiorra."

Aizen knelt down on one knee in a daze, with white long-distance runners falling on both sides and bowed his head, his expression was hard to discern.

In the arena, probably except Chuya, Ulkiola and Grimmjow.The others all knew why Aizen chose to do this action at this time, not because of defeat, nor to show his demeanor, but...to prevent his subordinates from seeing him without pants.

This angle seemed to be carefully calculated. The anxious Ulquiola, the shocked Grimmjow, and even Chuya Chuya, who had stopped attacking, didn't notice anything strange about the other party at this time.

Of course, Aizen's inexplicably disappeared half of his hair is still very obvious, but the two broken faces who have never seen the ability of "stealing" thought it was their Aizen-sama fighting, and they were accidentally chopped off by the two gods of death who joined forces. The soul knife cut it, so I didn't take it to heart.

"You won, Kisuke Urahara." Aizen said in a deep voice, "Congratulations."

"I don't think there is anything worthy of congratulations." Urahara Kisuke took the full version of Bengyu handed over by Sora Shota, his eyes drooping slightly.It is because of this thing... how many gods of death have been sacrificed in the soul world for hundreds of years, and the souls that have the potential to become elite gods of death. "unless……"

When Kisuke Urahara changed his voice, Aizen felt ominous in his heart.Sure enough, in the next second, he saw his arch-enemy inadvertently sighing in a voice that deserved a beating, "Hey, what should I do... Suddenly I want to see what's in the underwear..."

"Urahara is happy to help you!!" Aizan burst out immediately, almost roaring: "Aren't you a man? You don't have what you should grow?!!"

Look at the fart, Aizen couldn't stand the man in front of him.

"Ahhh, don't be so irritable." Kisuke Urahara smiled and said, "Who knows."

"Actually, I really want to see it too..." Osamu Dazai said facing Kisuke Urahara behind Aizen, "I don't know what Shinigami looks like there."

For some reason, Urahara Kisuke was vigilant even though he knew that the other party was talking about Aizen, clutching his pants tightly with his free hand.He said with a sneer, "Just like you ordinary people."

Aizen immediately gave two 'huh huh'.

"Oh~~ That's it... I thought there would be something special about Shinigami's place." Dazai's tone was filled with half-truth and half-fake disappointment, "By the way, Xiang, you can get your hair now."

"Ah yes!" Sora Shota stepped forward and put his hand on Aizen's hair.There was a flash of light on the hair that he had already stolen a lot from the top of the head, and Ai Ran's head lost a large chunk of hair, and the scalp was clearly visible.

At this moment, Aizen felt a chill on the top of his head: ...

"How did you know he needed Ai-dyed hair?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

Dazai said, "Because I saw Ah Xiang's eager eyes when he saw the other party..."

The corner of Sora Shota's mouth twitched as he got the hair contentedly, "Is it so obvious?"

"Oh, that's right... No wonder this kid has been unsuccessful in stealing so many times... Except for his underpants, he only stole his hair." Kisuke Urahara sighed knowingly, if it wasn't for his own protection at the last critical moment, maybe he stole all his hair. Blue-dyed hair might not be able to steal Bengyu.

"Yes, it's very obvious, I saw it too."

Nakahara Chuya, who suddenly appeared behind Dazai, opened his mouth to make up for it.He escorted Ulquiorra and asked Kisuke Urahara to seal Aizen and seal him at the same time.

"Is there another one?" Dazai asked.

"Escaped." Nakaya said, "I'm too lazy to chase."

"Well, it's okay." Urahara Kisuke nodded, "I will arrange it later, thank you very much. Oh, by the way, Shota boy..."

"Huh?" Sora Mao Sho glanced at him in confusion, only to see Kisuke Urahara's mouth hooked up, revealing a malicious expression.

"Your ability is really interesting, why don't you show it to me before you leave? Don't you think so?" Urahara Kisuke said the last sentence to Dazai, obviously he felt that only the other party would respond to him.

Sure enough, Dazai also slowly showed the same smile, "I didn't expect you to have a reliable idea."

Kisuke Urahara didn't bother with him either, and turned to Sora Hair Shota expectantly. "Are you curious..."

"Pu! Hara! Congratulations! Help!" Aizen roared again, "You are enough!!"

"Hey, okay, how can I be such a wicked person." Urahara spread his hands.

"You are." Lan Ran gave him a look, gritted his teeth and said.

"Boy Xiangta, since you like hair, you can take all of it."

"Ah...you don't need so many."

"Then remove the whole piece in the middle. I don't think there are two left. It's uncomfortable to look at now."

"Ah... well then."

Sora Hair Shota looked at it and found that he was a bit obsessive-compulsive, so he stole all the hair on the top of his head. Aizen felt the coolness on the top of his head, and instantly understood what hairstyle he had at the moment.

"Master Aizen!" Urquiola expressed his anger inappropriately, and he frowned and said coldly: "How can you make Master Aizen bald? How can you do this?" .”

"Ulquiorra, shut up!!"

"Ah, I think the Mediterranean Sea is quite suitable for you, Aizen." Kisuke Urahara suddenly took a step back and took out his phone to turn on the camera, "Come on, have a smile."

"Pu! Hara! Congratulations! Help!" Aizen, who had always maintained a personable demeanor even after being caught, roared again, "I! Despise! Despise! You!"

"Ah, I see, you don't need to say it again." Kisuke Urahara put down his phone, and happened to see Yoruichi walking over. "how?"

"I have notified Jinglingting, and I believe they will come soon. In addition, Orihime Inoue has also sent someone at the captain level." Ye Yidao, she looked at Lan Ran with a complicated look in her eyes, and there was a hint of sympathy, "You guys It’s too wicked to start.”

At this time, Sora Hair Sho was happily touching the braids at the back of his head, feeling the thicker and thicker hair volume in his hands, and his heart was filled with endless satisfaction and joy.

"It's just a strand short." He said, and the people around him instantly understood.

I saw Dazai gloating and said, "They will all come soon, see which one you need."

"Pray that your target is not from the fourth division or the eleventh division." Urahara Kisuke said casually.

"Why isn't there a team?" Yeyi asked strangely, "Captain Yamamoto is the scariest, right?"

"Yoichi, why are you so stupid." Urahara Kisuke picked up the folding fan and covered his mouth with a joke, "Where did Commander Yamamoto get his hair so he can pull it out?"

Yoruichi suddenly remembered that Captain Yamamoto was bald and blushed in embarrassment, but fortunately her skin was too dark to be seen, but she still couldn't lose face and tried to quibble: "But Commander Yamamoto has a beard."

"..."

Urahara Kisuke wanted to laugh at her again, but was slapped on the forehead by the shamed Ye, the watermelon-shaped head made a muffled sound instantly, and he didn't dare to speak out again.

Without waiting for a long time, the Shinigami of Jinglingting quickly assembled and came to the present world, Karakura Town.

With a wave of Kisuke Urahara's hand, a long opening opened up in the sky, and the gods of death led by the team leader Yamamoto Motoyasa Shigekuni walked out of that space rift one after another.

The leader, Yamamoto, was a tall, thin old man with a white beard. His head was smooth and hairless, and there were two crossed scars in front of his high forehead, which added a touch of majesty to the already serious face of the other party.

At first glance, he is a stubborn old man who is powerful and difficult to deal with.

Sora Hair Shota suddenly let out an 'ah'...

"What are you doing?" Urahara Kisuke was in a complicated mood when he saw Captain Yamamoto again, so he tried to make a joke to brighten the atmosphere. "Could it be that you really fell in love with that old man's beard?"

But he didn't want Sora Hair Shotai to really nod his head: "Yeah..." His hair really grew on the opponent's beard this time...

Kisuke Urahara was taken aback: ...? ?

What about the hair! ! !

The author has something to say: So what... I dare not steal Master Aizen's fat times! ! !

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Glimpse; 6 bottles of rum;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!kisses