[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

Shota Sora had never seen Osamu Dazai with such an expression since he knew him.

Dazai, who is always unprincipled and cheerful and loves to laugh, has a smile on his face at this time, but that kind of smile is uglier than crying he has never seen before, and his iris-colored eyes are also brighter than before. dark, bottomless.It was as cold as a thousand-year-old cold pool, but the warm-colored pupils were now stained with the color of mourning.

This kind of look is surprisingly similar to the Osamu Dazai he met in Hong Kong and Hei.

"Kongmai-kun..." Osamu Dazai, who had been silent for a long time, finally opened his mouth, but his eyes were fixed on his hair, and a cluster of hot flames suddenly burst out from those cold eyes, looking at his hair seemed to be looking at some rare treasure generally.

"Ah, Dazai, why are you in my house?" Shota Sora, who was looked at like this, felt a chill from his back, reaching to the top of his head, making his scalp numb.

"I didn't hear what you said just now. Ah Xiang, can you say it again?"

Dazai's soft voice sounded extremely strange to Sorama Shota's ears, making his goosebumps and every hair stand up.The icy chill struck again, and Sora Shota couldn't help shivering, like a cat with fried hair, the vigilance in his heart had reached its peak.

He swallowed his saliva, carefully looked at the other person's expression and said, "Oda, Oda?"

The room was silent for three seconds.

"Ah Sho." Dazai Osamu's expression finally changed, he regained his usual smile, stretched out his hand to grab Sora Hair Shota's hands tightly in his palms, his eyes drifted upwards.She smiled softly and said, "Can you give me your hair?"

Dazai's palms were cold, and his fingertips were even colder.

Feeling the strength of his hand and the icy touch, Sora Shota shuddered again, wanting to pull out his hand, but was tightly locked between the palms of the opponent.

He understood the other party's meaning and was determined, but before he could explain, the cold eyes that looked at him coldly like a lone wolf staring at a lamb made cold sweat flow out, and his brain was a little sluggish.

"If you don't answer, I will take it as your default~"

Osamu Dazai couldn't wait, so he rushed over to grab his braid.Shota Sora quickly yelled and hid on the other side of the bed, "Wait!"

"I can't wait~" Dazai swooped over like a hungry wolf and grabbed his leg.

"No! You listen to me!" Wrapped in the quilt, Kong Maoxiang shouted in horror: "You can't get through now, it's useless to snatch it, ah, ah, don't come over!!"

"Then when will we be able to pass?" Dazai Osamu hugged his calf tightly, "If you don't tell me, I will..."

"No, no, I said! I said! I was going to say it!" Sorama Shota grabbed the edge of the bed and tried to pull his leg out of the opponent's hand, but he didn't want that guy Dazai's strength to suddenly become so strong big. "This can't be explained in one or two sentences, you have to give me a good environment to say it!"

Dazai smiled strangely: "Isn't the current environment not good? I think it's pretty good."

What a fart!Kong Mao Xiangtai complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to say, if he was intimidated, it would be alright.He was afraid that if Dazai used force, his wig would be pulled off, and this was the reason why he was terrified.

"You're holding me like that without thinking!" he yelled.

"Then how can you think?" Dazai looked down, and scratched the soles of his feet with his hands. "Is that so?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, tears flowed from his mouth, crying for a while and laughing while begging for mercy: "You stop quickly Hahahahaha..."

"Hey, isn't this going to work?" Osamu Dazai stopped his hands, his eyes innocent: "If you were a prisoner of my men before, you wouldn't be able to last for three seconds... Tsk, it's a pity, I haven't used it yet. A real trick has been used. Do you know Konghair-kun... By the way, have you seen me before? When I was in Hong Kong and Hei, no prisoner could hold out in my hands. In the end Everyone is crying and begging to tell me all the information he knows, but he wants to die."

"I don't want to know at all..." Sora Shota wiped the tears of laughter on his face with his arm, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Can you put my leg down, how do you make me think like this."

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Osamu Dazai pouted and let go of his hand, "Now can you tell me how I got there?"

Hey, you're not kidding me just now, you're clearly serious and you can't be serious anymore, okay? !

Sora Hair Shota retracted his legs, looking like he wanted to complain but didn't dare to complain. "I believe in you, ah, stop! I believe in your evil, help!!!"

"Hahahaha, let's catch you." Dazai smiled proudly, just now he took advantage of the other person's slack and hugged someone's waist from behind, and hugged him tightly.

"Let go of me! Your pants are going to be scratched by you, are you a pervert! I'm not wearing it!" Sora-haired Shota tried his best to break free while turning his head to prevent his hair from falling into the opponent's hand, reddened in dismay Face said: "You let me go, what will I say if you don't let me go!"

"When I get your hair first, you can talk slowly." Osamu Dazai's face flushed from all the effort, but he still smiled and said: "It's okay, they are all men, you have what I have, but the important things It’s best to rest on your own.”

"!!!" Sora Shota was so angry that he yelled, "Help! There's a pervert here!"

In the room, one struggled to escape, and the other used his body and arms to prevent him from escaping, and tried to grab his braid with one free hand.The two seemed to be twisted into a maggot on the bed, and Shota Sora and Osamu Dazai, who were similar in size, couldn't compete with each other.

Just when both sides were getting ready for a protracted battle, the bedroom window was smashed from the outside with a 'crash'.

"Where's the pervert?"

A voice sounded, and the two people on the bed were stunned and stopped.As soon as he looked up, he saw Nakahara Chuya standing on the broken glass on the window sill. He was frowning and holding a supermarket shopping bag in his hand, and his expression was stunned for a moment.

"You, what are you doing?" He asked in a trembling voice.If there were no hallucinations in front of his eyes, what he saw was probably his former partner Dazai pressing Shota Sora on the bed at this moment, moving his hands and feet, and the latter was screaming for help and desperately trying to break free.Looks like a...

What a hell.

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his eyes in disbelief, "Dazai you you you you..." You haven't figured out why you have been here for a long time.

"That's what Chuya saw, it's just..." Dazai's voice paused for a while, and suddenly he laughed again: "I finally caught it hahaha."

Sora Shota's head hurt, and he felt that his braid was being pulled and pulled out a few hairs.

"Boss, save me!" He yelled in pain, and with his only movable upper body turned around to grab Dazai Osamu's hair.

Dazai also felt a pain on the top of his head, and he grabbed several of them.

"Hahaha, you also have Dazai today!" Sora Shota laughed with red eyes, like a madman. "I'm going to pluck you bald!"

One pulled the braid, the other pulled the top of the head, and the two wrestled on the bed again, twisting into a ball.

"Chuya, quickly pull out his hair to see if it's someone else's hair, it's definitely not his real hair!" Dazai shouted.

"Boss, come on, use gravity to help me pluck this guy!" Sora Shota also took the time to shout. "The time has come for your revenge!"

Nakaya, who was carrying a supermarket shopping bag, was completely dumbfounded at this time: ...

"Haha, you must be scared! Don't protect the top of your head if you have the ability!! It must be a wig, right? You must have the same name as yours, Konghair-kun~"

"Who's scared? It's clear that you're afraid that I'll "steal" you into the Mediterranean Sea with my abilities, hahaha, Dazai of the Mediterranean Sea, do you want to see it? ! "

As the two spoke, they wrestled again, strands of colored and black hair falling on the white sheets from time to time, so conspicuous.

"Then what..." For some reason, Chuya, who finally came back to his senses, seemed to be moved by Shota Sora's words of "the Dazai of the Mediterranean", and the little devil in his heart was about to move.His icy blue eyes narrowed, and he coughed softly and said reservedly: "Xiangtai, you wait, I'm here to save you."

As he spoke, he squatted down to accumulate energy, and then jumped from the window sill onto Dazai's back with a light leap.

"Ah!" Shota Sora, who was crushed at the bottom like an arhat, screamed, "Big brother, can you be more reliable?! I'm about to be crushed into a meatloaf by you..."

"Ahem, I didn't count the strength." Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed in embarrassment, "Are you all right?"

"Hahaha." Osamu Dazai, who was caught between the two, struggled to break free, but still laughed twice. "Chuya, don't regret it, don't you want to see what Ah Xiang looks like under his hair?"

"Of course the scalp is under the hair! I think Dazai from the Mediterranean Sea is more interesting." Sora Shota replied not to be outdone, the strength in his hands did not decrease at all.

So the two scuffled evenly, and it became even more chaotic because of Chuya's joining.

Zhong also exhaled once in a while, proudly said: "I think it's better to watch Dazai in the Mediterranean Sea first, and then Shota's hair. What should I do? I seem to be looking forward to it all of a sudden."

"Ah Chuya, I am also looking forward to Chuya in the Mediterranean Sea. Haha, Sho, you have the ability to use your abilities." Dazai grabbed Shota Sora's braid, "Can you use it if I grab it."

"..." Shota Sora, who really couldn't pull out his hair and use his abilities, could only ask the boss for help: "Take him under control!"

"Understood, you don't move." Because of Dazai's "Disqualification in the World", Naka also could not use his powers and could only use brute force to break off the opponent's hand that was tightly holding onto the braid.

"Ah, it hurts!" In an instant, Sora Hair Shota screamed again.

Osamu Dazai, who was pulled away from behind by Chuya, was still holding on to the colored hair in his hand, grinning and threatening: "Chuya, if you pull again, I will really grab the hair off."

"..." Zhongyuan Zhongye immediately threw his mouse in the face, and the scene became stalemate again.

His ability was useless, and the guy who could use it was caught again and the pigtail couldn't use it anymore. The three of them could only use hand-to-hand combat to deal with each other for a while.Time passed by every minute and every second, and no one dared to relax but could not act rashly. Just when the strength of the three of them was gradually exhausted, Dazai suddenly spoke.

"Zhongye, I recalled a lot of the past when I was with you in my mind just now, and I can't wait to share it with Ah Xiang."

Zhongyuan Zhongya froze suddenly, what else could Dazai talk about in the past besides his black history?So he said vigilantly: "What is the past? Do we have such a thing?"

"Of course." Dazai felt that his hands were gradually losing strength, and hurriedly said: "Ah Xiang, you may not know that before Chuya came to Hong Kong, he was a poor little guy who was betrayed by his subordinates~"

"Dazai!!" Chuya gritted his teeth, grinding them to a creaking sound.

"Ah..." Sora Hair Sho was surprised, but the hand holding Dazai's hair was still vigilant and did not relax. "The boss is so good, how can his subordinates be like this!"

Zhong also blushed when he said, "Don't listen to his nonsense."

"Why am I talking nonsense." Dazai smiled again: "Axiang, do you know that those who betrayed him are still ordinary people without ability."

"how is this possible."

"How is it impossible?" Osamu Dazai continued to break the news, "Do you find it strange that such a strong Chuya would be betrayed by ordinary people under his command?"

"Dazai!!"

"Because Chuya was adopted by them when he was homeless when he was a child, so he obeyed the ordinary people in those organizations."

"How can I obey what I say?!"

"Well, that's moral kidnapping, in short, it has one meaning."

"And then?" Kong Maoxiang asked curiously, never expecting that the boss has such a past.

"And then, those idiots want to single-handedly destroy the whole Hong Kong gang, aren't they very naive. Ah, anyway, fortunately, Zhongye's IQ is still online and refused, so he betrayed him. Hey, stabbing the kidney Well... I don't know if the function of the kidney is still good now."

"Shut up, Dazai!! My function is very good!"

"Oh, oh, okay." Dazai saw that Sora Hair Shota's hand was slightly loose, so he broke another big news out of nowhere, and only heard him say: "Ah Sho, let me tell you one more thing. In fact, Nakaya Shota Well... not human."

"Isn't it a human? Is it a ghost...or what did he do to you?" Kong Maoxiang rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"No, no, it literally means 'not a human being'~" Dazai paused for a moment, leaving a suspense: "Chuya..."

"Dazai, are you done yet?"

Sora Shota was stunned for a moment, the boss's attitude was a bit subtle, so he asked curiously: "What is he?"

"It's an alien~"

"??!"

"Have you seen the state where he unsealed the seal?"

"Well, what happened?"

"Zhongye is actually a supernatural life form from outside, not a human being."

"what?"

"So he looks so old on the outside, but he is actually only 14 years old now."

"Huh?!" The boss is an alien and a 14-year-old alien life form? ? ?

At the moment when Sora Shota relaxed in the continuous shock, Dazai turned over and slid lightly between the two of them, only to see that his coat was firmly grasped by Nakaya, and the person had already separated, and a person came The golden cicada sheds its shell.

"Dazai!!" Nakahara Nakahara, who endured the shame of being exposed and exposed, saw him dodge. He reached out excitedly to grab the opponent, but because of his unstable center of gravity, he accidentally lifted Shota Sora's head. .

When he got it, he got it, but he subconsciously used his power to control his center of gravity. Without the hindrance of "Disqualification in the World", he activated the power smoothly this time.

Under the red light, a black wig slowly rose under the strange eyes of the two under the action of gravity.

——Like a flag-raising ceremony, slow and solemn.

The author has something to say: By the way, when I checked the information these two days, I accidentally discovered that Osamu Dazai had a sentence in his "Pandora's Box": Everyone who is bald is good-looking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Isn't it that we are bald? ! !

Thank you so much for the little angel who threw the landmine: if you like him, you have to let him be the one;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Chuya's cubs; 4 bottles of Yeling; 1 bottle of Oda Saku Don't Die;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!ok~