[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

That's right, it was Ango Sakaguchi from the Supernatural Secret Service Division that he knew. Ten minutes later, Sora Hair Shota silently confirmed the matter while looking at the other party's raised hairline.

Although I don't know if this is the past timeline or a parallel world or something, in short, this cadre of the supernatural secret service department who is half his boss is currently in charge of interviewing and reviewing the recruitment of the port mafia.

"Name?" Ango Sakaguchi, who was buried in his desk, pushed his glasses and raised his head.

"Sora hair Shota...I wrote it."

"I know it has been written." Ango picked up the form that someone had just spent a minute filling out, "Age."

"About twenty." This is Sorama Shota's estimated age for his current slightly tender face, "I don't know how old I am."

"Is that so..." An Wu nodded, they also recruited a lot of this kind of people, street children who have no registered permanent residence and unknown background, who were abandoned since childhood.Otherwise, based on that kid's face, which company would not want him? Just standing at the intersection to hand out leaflets, those crazy little girls might chase him and snatch his leaflets, and they wouldn't come here as a pawn mafia.

So he paused and said again: "Do you have any specialties? I see that the column of your abilities says 'Yes'?"

"Yes, my specialty is cooking, and I used to work in the back kitchen of a restaurant." Shota Sora thought for a while and then explained: "My ability is to make the food I made by myself shine, making it extremely delicious."

The corners of Ango Sakaguchi's mouth twitched slightly, "We have no shortage of chefs in Hong Kong."

Shota Sora: "Ah, the food I cook is really delicious."

"You may have made a mistake." Ango Sakaguchi put down the form, took a sip of coffee and said, "You are applying for our grassroots staff, that is, you have to perform whatever tasks are assigned to you by your superiors. into danger."

"I can do it! I can run extremely fast, have quick reflexes, and I can fight well!"

"Then do you know how to use a gun?"

"I can learn! I learn fast!"

"Okay..." Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help but refuse cruelly when faced with such a face, "Have you thought about it clearly? The mafia is not fun. If you die, you will lose everything."

"But I have nothing now." Kong Mao Xiangtai looked down and cried, and said pitifully with that beautiful face: "I have no money to eat, I can't find a job, I don't want to wander anymore... I will work hard and be obedient Yes, you accept me!"

"Ahem..." Ango Sakaguchi, who had just taken half a sip of coffee, almost couldn't spit it out, and choked on a big mouthful.It took a while before he corrected it: "I didn't accept you, it was the port mafia."

Don't make normal words so ambiguous!Ango Sakaguchi looked helplessly at this silly and sweet young man in front of him. To be honest, the other party was not suitable for this place at all.

Forget it, let him follow Odasaku.

Thinking of this, he said again: "Well, I will approve your application for the time being, but there is a three-month probationary period. After this period, I will consider whether to formally hire you."

"Okay! Thank you so much!" Kong Maoxiang said in surprise: "I will definitely work hard! Mr. Ango, don't worry, I will not let you down!"

No, I don't worry :)

Ango Sakaguchi waved his hand with a headache, "You follow Odasaku first, I will tell you in advance if there are other changes, go."

"Ah, yes, yes." Sora Shota walked out of the office 'excitedly', and when he looked up, he saw his goal in this world: Oda Sakunosuke.

"You passed?" Odasaku asked in surprise, he didn't expect that guy Ango to pass the other party's interview.

"Yeah, thank you very much, Mr. Ango is really a good person." Sorao Sho said gratefully: "He let me work with Odasaku, I am so happy, please give me more advice in the future!"

Oda Saku, who had a sudden headache, rubbed his temples, and sure enough, Ango threw the kid to him.So he could only sigh and admit his fate: "Okay, then you come with me."

"Okay, where will I live in the future?" Sorama Shota asked curiously after following him. "Mr. Odasaku is also a good person. Sure enough, it is right to come to Hong Kong. I don't know why I am so looking forward to it..."

Oda Tsukuru, who was walking in front, paused and felt his head hurt even more.He wanted to say something but didn't know how to say it, and finally gave up after deliberating for a long time. He just said, "You can stay at my house first, and I'll talk about the rest later."

"Okay, I'll cook in the future, my cooking is delicious!" Sora Shota said.

"Yeah, I got it, follow up." Oda made an uncomfortable 'cough' to cover up, "By the way, kid, do you know how to use a gun?"

"No." Shota Sora shook his head, and then immediately promised: "I will work hard to learn! Mr. Ango told me to let me learn from you, and you will teach me."

"I see." Feeling deeply headache, Odasaku quickened his pace, and suddenly wanted to go to the bar for a drink. It would be better if Ango was there, and he wanted to ask why the other party threw such a troublesome thing to him.

Soon, the two drove to Odasaku's home.

"Let me introduce you to the rules of Hong Kong gangsters first." As soon as he entered the door, Odasaku said to Sora Hair Sho too seriously: "First, absolutely obey the orders of the leader. Second, never betray the organization. Third, If you are attacked, you must pay back twice. The order of these three items is also the order of importance that must be followed, remember."

"Okay, I remember." Sora Shota nodded, "Then what should I do now?"

"Set yourself down first, where's your luggage, don't you have it?" Oda asked strangely, even a homeless child must have one or two things of his own.

"No... nothing." Sora Shota was a little embarrassed, he didn't even have a mobile phone.

"Forget it, I happen to have an old mobile phone here, you can use it first." After learning about the other party's situation, Odasaku said again: "If you don't dislike clothes or something, you can wear mine... maybe a little big .”

"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it." Sora Shota waved his hand quickly, "Anything is fine."

"Well... Actually, you are about the same size as my friend... Maybe you can ask him to borrow two." Odasaku pondered for a moment and took out his mobile phone to make a call. "Wait a minute, let me ask if my friend has any No unwanted clothes."

"Ah, thank you." Sora Shota thanked quickly: "I'm sorry for your trouble."

So on the other side, in the dormitory of the port mafia, Dazai received a call from Odasaku.I thought it was some big event that Odasaku, who had never actively contacted him, called him to call him, but unexpectedly asked him to borrow clothes.

"It's ok, I have a lot of new clothes that I haven't worn." Dazai happily replied with the mobile phone under his shoulder while playing the game: "Ah... Odasaku, your little boy has grown so big La."

"No." Oda Saku on the other end of the phone was startled, "It's someone else."

"Oh my, did Odasaku pick up another one and bring it home?" Dazai asked curiously.

"No, it's a new member of the organization, follow me now." Oda Saku explained, "So I want to ask you to borrow some clothes. After all, mine doesn't fit well. I think your figure is more similar."

"Oh, so that's how it is." Dazai thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll have someone deliver the clothes later... Ah forget it, I'll come here myself."

"Won't it delay you, I'll just come and get it myself." Oda said.

"Of course not. I'm very free now, and I'm about to grow mushrooms. Ahhh, it's so boring to clear the level again!" Dazai said, throwing away the game console in his hand and picking up the phone from his shoulder, "Then I'll hang up first. Yes, wait for me."

The next second, the phone in Odasaku's hand made a 'beep beep' sound, obviously the other party had hung up the phone before he could stop it.

"What's the matter Odasaku?" Shota Sora who looked at him holding the phone in a daze asked asked, "If it's not convenient, I can wear anything, it's okay."

"No..." Oda Saku came back to his senses, "The other party said they would send it over... By the way, you said you can cook, right?"

"Yes, do you want to invite the other party to dinner?" Sora Shota hurriedly said: "It's on me, just to thank the other party for the clothes they provided me, I'm sorry."

"Well, I happen to have some food in the refrigerator, so I don't need to buy any more." Odasaku thought for a while and said, "I'll go buy some wine and come back. The kitchen is at the back, so you can use it whatever you want... eh? Look at my hair, is there anything on it?"

As Odasaku spoke, he brushed his hair casually, which made the already disheveled hair even more disheveled.

"Ah, no, it's nothing... You can go quickly."

"Well, okay, if you have anything to do, call me on the landline." Oda Saku said, then turned and left the house under Sorama Shota's gaze.

"Huh... let me see what's in the refrigerator."

Although I don't know what Odasaku's friend is like, but since he is the friend of the other party, he is willing to borrow his clothes to wear, so he must be a good person.

Thinking this way, Sora Shota opened the refrigerator, and found a fish, a few eggs, a box of tofu, two tomatoes, and a pack of water spinach.

"This should be enough for three people." He turned and walked into the kitchen, and still processed the ingredients.

For a trained chef like him, cooking is actually very fast in minutes.But depending on the situation, the other party's friend would not come over for at least an hour, so he came slowly, fearing that the food would be cold when the other party came.

In fact, after coming here, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his goal seemed to be easy to talk to, not at all as difficult as in the previous world.And this place is obviously like a parallel world. The familiar feeling makes him inexplicably intimidating, so I don’t know if it’s because of this reason. Ever since he knew that he came to Yokohama, which he is familiar with, he has let himself go and feels very relaxed.

Especially Odasaku is a safe and reliable mature man, so he couldn't help but want to go back and check, where is this person now, what is he doing, or can be a friend and so on.

As for the hair, he was not in a hurry this time.Because he is a little curious about the direction of this world. If it is the same as the original world, then he seems to be able to learn a lot about the port mafia.What makes him very concerned is why Ango Sakaguchi is a Hong Kong black man.

While he was meditating, the movements in his hands were non-stop, one by one ingredients were flying in his hands, and they were regularly cut into countless shapes of the same size and shape.

Soon, an hour later, Sora Hair Shota had already prepared a table of dishes.Sweet and sour fish, golden egg fried rice, kombu tofu soup, tomato scrambled eggs, and a stir-fried water spinach.

In order to maintain the special effect of the ability, he covered every freshly baked dish, and then placed three sets of bowls and chopsticks.After finishing all this, Odasaku's voice happened to come from outside the door.

"Have you bought it yet?" Shota Sora hurriedly walked over, only to find that there seemed to be a thick-haired figure behind the other party.

"Oh, Odasaku, is this the new boy you picked up?? Ah, are you the young master you snatched from some rich family??"

Listening to his voice before seeing anyone, Shota Sora felt that the voice was very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it, until the next second Odasaku's rather helpless voice sounded.

"It's a new member of the organization, Dazai, I've told you several times."

Tai, Dazai? !

Sora Hair Sho was too surprised, and sure enough, he saw a figure who looked younger than the Osamu Dazai he knew came out from behind Oda Saku.

The same disheveled, fluffy and enviable short black hair, the same like to wear bandages on his neck and arms, and even Osamu Dazai in front of him has a bandage on one eye, I don't know if it's because of injury or hobby.In short, the real thing is Osamu Dazai himself.

Shota Sora couldn't help recalling that he was lying on the bed and complaining about not letting him meet those scary smart guys again, but Dazai who had just left Butei had to face this gangster Dazai in his dream.He always had the illusion that his brain would be hollowed out sooner or later.

"Shota-kun, this is my friend Dazai Osamu." Oda Saku introduced to the two of them: "This is a new member of the organization, Sora Hair Shota."

"Ah, Konghair-kun, your name is so special, don't you have hair?" Dazai, who was wearing a black coat, black suit and white shirt, said with a smile, "You can just call me Dazai, maybe we will see each other often in the future." .”

"Hello, Dazai-kun, just call me Shota." Sora Shota rubbed the sweat on his forehead, fortunately he was in a mental state where he couldn't tell if his hair was real or not.However, it is estimated that after this meal, the excuses I said will be wiped out in minutes.

That's all, anyway, the purpose of his coming here is to have hair, so he can hang on for as long as possible.Sora Shota, who finished his mental training, felt a lot more relaxed in an instant, and said to Odasaku with a smile, "My meal is ready, come and taste it."

"You're welcome, just call him Dazai." Oda Saku said as he walked into the room and came to the dining table, with a surprised expression on his face: "Have you done so much? Thanks for your hard work, Shota."

"It's okay, it's okay, you guys helped me a lot, I'm super grateful." After watching the two of them take their seats, he sat down on the right side of Odasaku, facing Osamu Dazai who was constantly looking at him with curious eyes .

"Have you seen me before?" As soon as he sat down, Dazai uttered a soul torture, even Sorama Shota, who was already mentally prepared, was startled and broke out in a cold sweat.I don't know if it's his delusion, but he always feels that under this immature Dazai Osamu's kind appearance, his eyes are sharp and cold.

Shota Sora took a look at Odasaku. He actually wanted to say "I've heard your name before" and "I know you are a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters" to perfunctory, but this couldn't stand up to scrutiny at all, and I don't know why he I didn't want to lie in front of the two of them, so I let it go.He just explained with a smile: "I also have a friend named Osamu Dazai. When I heard Oda Saku called you, I thought it was my friend who came."

"Eh, is it?" As soon as he finished speaking, both of them were a little surprised, especially Dazai stared at him curiously and asked, "Then your friend is also very handsome, smart and cute?"

Smart, yes...but handsome and cute.Sora Shota raised his eyes and looked at the other party, "It's a little smarter than me, but in terms of handsome and cute, I still think I'm better."

"Hahahaha, Odasaku, where did you pick up this kid so interesting hahaha." Osamu Dazai leaned back and laughed, while Odasaku just looked at him helplessly and smiled with doting on his friend.

"I've said it many times, Dazai, this is a new member of the organization, recruited by that guy Ango."

"Oh oh oh ok, but it's still funny, Odasaku, why don't you assign him to my subordinates." Osamu Dazai suggested with a smile.

After getting along for so long, Sorama Shota didn't understand where Dazai Osamu was smiling.But at this time, when he heard that he wanted to assign himself to the opponent, he completely rejected it in his heart.So he glanced at Oda for help, and the latter said comprehendingly: "He still has a lot to learn, it's too dangerous where you are."

"Okay, okay." Dazai could only give up, "I'm hungry Odasaku, let's have dinner."

"Yeah, let's have dinner, Odasaku." Sora Shota breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, wait until I open the wine."

As Odasaku said, he opened it and was about to pour it into the cups of the two of them, but Dazai beside him could not wait to reach out and prepare to open the lid on the food.

"Let me see what delicious food Sora-kun has made..." Dazai didn't open all the lids one by one, but opened all the lids together with both hands.

"Wait..." Sorama Shota quickly covered his eyes before he could speak.

In an instant, the huge golden light shot up into the sky, like a hot sun illuminating the entire room, and the entire night, the entire world, rushed out of the universe.If you had to explain it more vividly, it would be like fifty flash bombs blooming in front of your eyes at the same time, so dazzling.

So, at the end of the meal, the three of them ate with their eyes closed...

……

Early the next morning, Sora Shota, who was hungover, woke up from his bed at home, and just rubbed his head when he heard a voice beside him.

"Sora Hair-kun, wake up~ It's almost noon."

"Ah..." Kong Maoxiang opened his eyes and rubbed his eyes in a daze, and said in a daze, "It's Dazai... why haven't you left yet, where is Odasaku?"

But after he finished speaking, he waited for a long time without any response, so he looked back at the other party strangely.

Sand-coloured coat, short black shaggy hair, no bandages over the eyes.

Longevity... Sora Shota finally woke up, he had mistaken the person!

At this time, Dazai Osamu, who secretly came to Sora Hair Shota's house and wanted to give him a big "surprise", when he heard the other party call out the word "Odasaku", his smile froze on his face on the spot.

The author has something to say: About this world: the bald hair is in Oda Tsukuru, so the ability allows him to go back to the past.But when he, the 'butterfly', returned to the past, it was equivalent to creating a parallel world, which was the if line I opened.

Thank you so much for the little angel who threw the landmine: if you like him, you have to let him suffer, 1 moon hare;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yunyun Hansheng; refill~