It's great to be a scumbag, but die early [Interstellar]

Xu Yixu didn't enjoy a long peaceful time because he was caught.

After Instructor Zhang Quan came back, he really wanted to know what kind of talent it is that can cook such a 'powerful' barbecue.The camp has been monitored all the time. Zhang Quan directly used his brain to retrieve the video, and the time was adjusted slightly forward for more than half an hour to solve the case.

"Xu Yixu!" Instructor Zhang Quan read the name, then glanced at the students present, "Where are the others?"

"He said he went to the bathroom. It's been half an hour with Chen Xing..."

The students in class three were talking, and they saw in the video that Lang Shujie was the first to eat that piece of barbecue.

Didn't vomit!

Everyone looked at Lang Shujie in shock, even instructor Zhang Quan couldn't help but confirm something on Lang Shujie's face.

I can't tell, their squad leader is really a man!

But watching this video, the students finally solved the case why this roasted venison is so unpalatable.

From the beginning of cross-country, students were required to provide their own food, but seasonings were provided free of charge in the barracks, and seasonings were also prohibited from being carried in the military training instructions.

Xu Yixu grew up in the laboratory since he was a child, and Gu Chen didn't let him into the kitchen after he came out. That's because he likes desserts. He knows that sugar is sweet, and he doesn't know what other seasonings are used for.

In the military camp, all non-military intelligence brain signals are blocked, and Xu Yixu can't find out how to cook. He asked his classmates and they didn't understand, so he said that it was cooked and added some seasonings.

So Xu Yixu brought all kinds of seasonings that he thought looked good in his off-road luggage this time.

There are more than 100 kinds of seasonings in the interstellar era. In fact, the common people use salt, sweet and sour soy sauce and some spices. The main cooking methods for picnics are cooking and roasting. Most students with a little common sense bring salt and pepper Powder and cumin powder are easy to pack, and those who are more particular will bring their preferred taste seasonings.

But Xu Yixu, who doesn’t understand anything, just brings whatever seasonings look good, and he brought more than 30 kinds of non-repetitive ones in one breath. On that plate of roast meat.

These roasts look delicious on the outside, but…

A certain classmate put the piece of barbecued meat in clean water and brushed it, the color of the bowl of clean water changed completely, and the roasted venison that was brought out again was full of strange tones, as if declaring that if you want to go to hell, eat me Bar.

Class [-] students and instructor Zhang Quan: "..."

"Speaking of which, Xu Yixu seems to like drawing very much." This is one of Xu Yixu's roommates. Xu Yixu painted rusty daggers in the dormitory before and did not avoid the people in the dormitory. Obviously very skilled.

Instructor Zhang Quan fast forwarded to Xu Yixu's production of "Poison".In the process of tasting', looking at the direction where Xu Yixu and Chen Xing left in the video, he showed a nuclear smile: "Oh, our classmate Xu has been going to the bathroom for too long, nothing will happen, right? Why don't you go find him together have a look?"

Feeling a group of 'evil' people approaching, Xu Yixu who watched the starry sky: "..."

Why are there so many people looking for me?Xu Yixu was stunned for a while, he felt that at most three or five people would be tricked by him, and with such a small number of people, he would definitely not be able to catch him, but why did he feel as if the whole class was mobilized? !

The place where their class camped was only that big, the whole class came out to look for someone, Xu Yixu didn't even make sense to escape, and was soon caught together with Chen Xing.Not only did they confiscate all of Xu Yixu's 'tools', Xu Yixu and Chen Xing even refused to eat the usual roasted meat.

Before being caught, Xu Yixu had already destroyed the empty bags of nutritional supplements that he and Chen Xing had eaten. From the perspective of the class, Xu Yixu and Chen Xing hadn't had dinner yet.

Xu Yixu and Chen Xing, who were captured, could only watch the students eat. I have to say that after eating the barbecue made by Xu Yixu, the dinner made by other students immediately changed from unpalatable to peerless delicious. It made Xu Yixu and Chen Xing a little greedy.

After a busy dinner, it is not too early to rest.

Only at this time did Xu Yixu realize that he had been deprived of the right to sleep: "On duty at night?"

"Yes!" Instructor Zhang Quan said with certainty.

Instructor Zhang Quan has already noticed that Xu Yixu looks cute, but if he doesn't look at him, he will not know where to start making troubles. This must be punished severely enough to make people remember.

Chen Xing thought it was about the dinner. He didn't know about the roasted venison until later, so he thought the punishment was because of the roasted meat.I feel that the instructor is a bit too much. Tomorrow is the wooden warehouse training. This training is scored by individuals. How can I have the energy to concentrate on training if I haven’t slept all night?

"It's not fair. Xu Yixu is just roasting meat by himself, and he is not forcing everyone to eat it. It is non-toxic and harmless. Has he already been punished for not giving him dinner? Why do you let him stay overnight alone?" Chen Xing asked. The instructor protested.

"No, this is Xu Yixu's punishment for hurting his classmates. Gao Mo's physical examination report from the class next door came out, and the neck muscles were slightly damaged, which was confirmed to be human-induced." Instructor Zhang Quan asked Xu Yixu, "There are still opinions ?"

Chen Xing still remembered who Gao Mo was, and people were biased. Naturally, the first reaction was that Gao Mo made the move first, and wanted to continue to say something to the instructor, but was stopped by Xu Yixu.

Xu Yixu could feel that the instructor was not angry, but felt a bit of a headache towards him, that is to say, the punishment was either just a formality, or a process of taming, whichever it was, it was impossible to solve it by protesting.

And... it's not a punishment if you don't sleep all night.

For Xu Yixu, this is the same as taking the deer down the mountain before, it doesn't feel much.Pulling Chen Xing to make him stop talking, Xu Yixu replied very calmly: "Good instructor, I promise to complete the task."

It's hard to say whether the reason why Xu Yixu is getting more and more skinny is that the punishment is very painless.

The night is getting deeper, and all the students in the class are already asleep. There are actually soldiers stationed in this camp to do patrol work, mainly to protect the camp from wild beasts attacking the camp, and there are other unexpected situations. In fact, there is no need to stay overnight. Xu Yixu was the only one in the class guarding the bonfire.

The soldiers on patrol didn't know what was going on with Xu Yixu, and they couldn't bear to see him staring blankly at the bonfire at such a young age, and even hinted that Xu Yixu could sleep secretly with his eyes closed.

Xu Yixu occasionally twitches unconsciously, but if he really promises, he will try his best to do it.After thanking the patrolling soldiers, what should I do?

This kind of law-abiding behavior is still very popular among the patrolling soldiers, and some people even secretly ordered some snacks for Xu Yixu to pass the time.

Students can't bring it to military training, but they still have some small things in the hands of regular soldiers.

Xu Yixu didn't refuse this time, squinting his eyes and eating small potato chips happily, when he heard a sound suddenly, he looked up and found a military flying car coming, and landed in the camp smoothly.

Xu Yixu didn't care too much. Although it's late at night, it's very convenient to come and play in the planet now, and people may come at any time.

However, after a while, Xu Yixu felt a familiar person approaching.

With bright eyes, Xu Yixu immediately stood up and greeted him: "Shi Chen!!" Shouted in a low voice, Xu Yixu didn't feel shy at all, just hugged Gu Chen and laughed straight away, and happily shared his little potato with Gu Chen Chips, "Bing brother gave me a big bag of potato chips, they are delicious, do you want to try them?"

Gu Chen originally wanted to explain to Xu Yixu how he could come to the barracks, but now it seems that Xu Yixu didn't think that much at all.

Feeling Gu Weiyu's teasing gaze from General Gu beside him, Gu Chen's face was a little hot, but he was still uncontrollably sweetened by Xu Yixu.

After flirting with 'Shi Chen' for a while, he took a look at that face to raise his eyes, and after a while Xu Yixu looked curiously at the man who came with 'Shi Chen'.

Compared with them, the man who came with 'Shi Chen' was obviously very old, estimated to be 80 to [-] years old, he was considered to be in the prime of life in the interstellar era.

As a painter who can draw portraits well, Xu Yixu still has a good memory for faces, and soon realized that the faces of the two people were somewhat similar.

However, although Gu Weiyu is also considered to be in the Gu family, compared to Gu Chen, his blood relationship is already a little far away. There are five generations so far away, so he can barely be regarded as Gu Chen's uncle generation.This resemblance is not enough to make people immediately realize that they are related by blood.

Xu Yixu is not a person who thinks deeply, after looking at Gu Weiyu's face, he felt that he looked a bit like 'Shi Chen', and his first reaction was that he was pretty much the same.

Then he noticed Gu Weiyu's epaulets, four-star general.

After arriving at the barracks, Xu Yixu had already passed the military rank by popular science, and he seemed to be very powerful.But it is too embarrassing for Xu Yixu to understand class and so on, and Xu Yixu now barely has the common sense of most normal people.

"Hello, General!" Xu Yixu felt that Gu Weiyu seemed to have a good impression of him, so he greeted him naturally and relaxed.

Gu Weiyu didn't care about Xu Yixu's casual attitude, and asked Xu Yixu with a smile: "Little classmate, how is the military training?"

"It's fun." Xu Yixu thought for a while and replied.

"What's a good way to play?" Gu Weiyu didn't expect Xu Yixu to give a funny comment on military training. He thought that with Xu Yixu's physique, such things as military training for freshman high school students should be boring.

After all, with this amount of exercise, people who don't pay attention to the sss physique move their bodies.

"People are more fun." Xu Yixu said happily.

Gu Weiyu laughed out loud, glanced at Gu Chen and then at Xu Yixu, and said meaningfully: "Indeed, people are more fun."

Gu Chen: "..."

"I think you seem to be connoting me." Xu Yixu felt a little weird, puffed up his face, and said to Gu Weiyu unceremoniously.

"Well, you don't feel wrong." With Gu Weiyu's status, there is no need to lie in front of the children, and he affirmed Xu Yixu's accusation openly.

"..." Xu Yixu was stunned for the first time facing such a straightforward confession, racked his brains for a while, and finally figured out how he should protest, "I don't share my potato chips with you!"