It's great to be a scumbag, but die early [Interstellar]

Xu Yixu looked at Lang Shujie with a dry smile, inexplicably feeling that this guy seemed cuter when he still didn't like him very much.Not daring to stay here any longer, Xu Yixu quickly took some of Lang Shujie's luggage, and quickly rushed to Chen Xing's side.

Chen Xing was also a little tired and didn't notice that Xu Yixu had come back just now. When he heard someone approaching, he turned his head to look, and Xu Yixu came with a lot of things, and he was shocked immediately: "You left the team to rob your house?"

"No, they belong to the girls in the class." Forget about Lang Shujie or something.

Chen Xing glanced at the luggage on Xu Yixu's back that was about the size of two people, and the deer he was holding in one hand, and murmured, "I think you can have a girlfriend." This physical strength is incredible. .

"I have a boyfriend." Xu Yixu's ears were not bad, so he naturally heard Chen Xing's whispers.Although Chen Xing did well in the exam, he doesn't seem to have a good memory.

Regardless of Xu Yixu's words, Chen Xing suddenly remembered something, and asked Xu Yixu mysteriously: "Did you see anything strange before you left the team? Just now, um, it seems like an hour ago, the very miserable person on the mountain Did you hear the cry? It is said that there are ghosts here..."

Hearing it an hour ago, Xu Yixu didn't think about himself. It took him more than half an hour from crossing the bridge to returning to the team. Just hearing the word "ghost" made Xu Yixu suddenly startled. He was a little glad that he ran around before and didn't see any mess. s things.

Compared with seeing ghosts, Xu Yixu suddenly felt that crossing the wooden bridge was quite acceptable, but Xu Yixu still said to Chen Xing very firmly: "Believe in science, there are no ghosts in the world, maybe some animals in the mountains It sounds weird."

Chen Xing just said casually that he was actually not afraid of this, and nodded in approval after listening to Xu Yixu's words, and took out a bag of barbecue from the back of his backpack to Xu Yixu: "You ran away at noon just now, didn't you eat? Everyone keeps it for you."

Xu Yixu sensed the bad taste in Chen Xing's heart, but Xu Yixu was still not very good at refusing what was offered by others, so he took it hesitantly, took out a small piece, tasted it, and put it down silently.

There are no surprises, no surprises, everyone's home is equipped with smart cooking machines to prepare food, and everyone's cooking skills are not much different from 'hour hand'.

Glancing at Chen Xing who wanted to continue eating, Xu Yixu was silent for a moment, thinking about the nutritional supplements he brought, Xu Yixu whispered to Chen Xing: "I actually brought nutritional supplements, and I ate that at noon , I have a lot, do you want it?"

Chen Xing pondered for a moment, then lamented in a low voice: "Is there any difference between unpalatable and even more unpalatable?"

"... Oh." Xu Yixu responded, feeling that there were so many routines outside, Chen Xing was clearly moved.

"Give me a pack tonight." Sure enough, Chen Xing turned around and said to Xu Yixu.

Xu Yixu was intimidated by ghosts, and this mountain forest was much more terrifying to Xu Yixu, so Xu Yixu was very well-behaved for the next journey, which made the instructor Zhang Quan who was staring at him a little relieved.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the students of the third class arrived at tomorrow's training camp smoothly.When the instructor announced that everyone could rest and set up camp, most of the students in the class cheered as if they were liberated, and then they were so tired that they couldn't get up on the ground.

What camping, what camping, rest for a while zzzzz

"After exercising just now, you can't sit or lie down. Get up, prop up the tent, and set up the stove and bonfire. This is a basic survival skill!" Zhang Quan kicked up all the people who fell on the ground.

Xu Yixu also felt a little tired, mainly because of movement, not physical strength.

Carrying a lot of things on the body, holding the deer with one hand, and staying in a fixed position for several hours, no matter how strong the physical strength is, the whole body will be sore.

After moving his stiff body a little bit, Xu Yixu was a little embarrassed to find that the class monitor Lang Shujie didn't arrange anything for him when he saw the students who were assigned to work one after another!

The reason is that he helped everyone bring a lot of things down the mountain, and he couldn't let the honest people suffer, so Xu Yixu took a rest.

The students are all about the same age, and some have more delicate thoughts and observation skills. Some people have already seen Lang Shujie's caressing and selfishness under the surface of Lang Shujie's affinity. When they heard Lang Shujie's proposal, they couldn't help being a little shocked. personal.

However, Xu Yixu didn't want to accept Lang Shujie's rare kindness at all. Now he looked at Lang Shujie like a tiger, instead of arranging for Xu Yixu, he actively looked for a job by himself.

But Xu Yixu's idea of ​​going against Lang Shujie was not accepted by Lang Shujie. He still has a filter for Xu Yixu in his eyes. The students set up a tent, and dismantled the deer into a size that is easy to roast with a handsome engineer shovel. How well this suits his monitor's work!

Mr. Xu, you are really kind, he is beautiful and kind-hearted!

Constantly working in the opposite direction, Xu Yixu found out that there seemed to be something wrong with the squad leader, and why his favorability was getting higher and higher.

Xu Yixu couldn't figure it out, and roasted the venison with a confused expression.

Looking at Xu Yixu's blank expression, Lang Shujie thought he was cute, so he couldn't help but took a glass of water and walked to Xu Yixu's side, and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work, drink some water."

"...Okay, thank you." Xu Yixu looked at Lang Shujie with a complicated expression.

Lang Shujie glanced at the barbecue on the side, and said to Xu Yixu without words: "The meat is roasted?"

"Yes, do you want a piece?" Xu Yixu said weakly.

Xu Yixu's grilled meat looks pretty good, and it looks delicious. Lang Shujie was a little hungry at first, so his heart beat immediately: "It's better to be respectful than to be obedient."

As he said that, Lang Shujie put a piece of meat in his mouth, and he had already planned to use a few words to praise Xu Yixu's craftsmanship.

Having already experienced the barbecue incident at noon, Lang Shujie felt that no matter how unpalatable the barbecue was, it would be worse than at noon.However, after Lang Shujie took a bite and the fresh gravy mixed with strange seasonings filled his mouth, Lang Shujie suddenly couldn't feel the meaning of life.

Xu Yixu, who suddenly felt Lang Shujie's feelings towards him and suddenly regained his calmness: "..."

Lang Shujie smiled awkwardly at Xu Yixu: "...the taste is good, I have something to do, I'm leaving first." Before Xu Yixu could answer, Lang Shujie left the 'crime scene' at a speed that even he himself could hardly believe.

Xu Yixu's expression was a little stiff.

It's true that he wanted to break Lang Shujie's favorability, but is it necessary for just a bite of meat? ! !

Xu Yixu angrily took out a piece of barbecue from a plate.

He insisted on eating a piece of the unpalatable barbecue at noon. When he just came out of the research institute, he also finished the pot of pigeon soup that made him doubt his life. Is the pigeon soup with 'Shi Chen' unpalatable? !

Xu Yixu bit down sharply, and the next second he seemed to feel the call of heaven.

"vomit--!!"

...The smart cooking machine is really the greatest invention in the world, bar none.

Lang Shujie didn't spit it out in front of him, maybe there really is such a thing as true love in this world.Xu Yixu thought vaguely.

Xu Yixu, who took a while to recover, looked at the excellent-looking barbecue on the plate, fell into a short thought, and decided to continue this great job.

"Dinner is ready!" With this shout, the students in Class [-] cheered and brought up all the food that everyone made.

Lang Shujie looked at the familiar plate of towering roasted venison, and was silent for a moment. In the end, he didn't know what was coming out of him. He didn't say anything, but asked other students: "Where is Xu Yixu? Why didn't you see anyone?" ?”

"He and Chen Xing went to the bathroom together, let us not wait for him." A classmate replied heartily, "This roasted venison looks delicious, who roasted it?"

"I don't know. I saw it over there, so I brought it over. It's within the range of our class camp. Don't worry."

Lang Shujie smiled peacefully, and stretched out his hand to pick up a piece of burnt wild pork: "...Then don't wait for everyone to arrive, just leave some for the two of them later, let's eat."

There are quite a few people in the class who think that the plate of roasted venison looks good, especially in the crowd of undercooked and burnt works. This big plate is only about 30 yuan, and many people want to start first. Qiang, after Lang Shujie finished speaking, most of them disappeared in an instant.

At the moment of entrance, all the students who happily snatched the meat stiffened all over.

"How is it?" The students looked at these people expectantly.

"……vomit!!!"

Looking at these people, the other students were full of disbelief: "Hey, hey, you are exaggerating, there is no need for it."

"If you don't believe me, try it yourself." The pioneer students said with difficulty as they grabbed their necks, trying to prevent the terrible smell from entering their bodies.

Some unbelieving students suspiciously cut a small piece of barbecue and put it in their mouths.

"vomit!!!"

Instructor Zhang Quan quickly discovered the strange situation of the students, and hurried over to take a look: "What's going on?"

"This venison...is poisonous..." The student who had eaten the roasted venison complained to the instructor.

Hearing this, Instructor Zhang Quan became nervous, and quickly took the instrument he was carrying to test the roasted venison.

"Dididi, it's safe." The detector quickly gave the result.

Instructor Zhang Quan suddenly became speechless: "You are too delicate."

"It's really beyond the range that human taste can bear!" The students who were said to be delicate were immediately unconvinced, "Or you can take a bite and see, instructor!"

Instructor Zhang Quan sneered. He was an iron-blooded soldier. He even ate all kinds of bugs during military training.

Thinking of this, Instructor Zhang Quan put a large piece of roasted venison in his mouth on the spot.

"vomit!!!"

Chen Xing and Xu Yixu, who were hiding behind the class tent, were secretly drinking nutritional supplements, and heard some strange movements in the place where their classes gathered.

"What happened?" Chen Xing asked Xu Yixu with some doubts.

Xu Yixu looked at the sky calmly, and drank the nutritional supplement very calmly: "They are experiencing the beauty of the world."

Chen Xing:?