It's great to be a scumbag, but die early [Interstellar]

The morning meeting area is close to the sea, and the area is also tropical. It is now during the summer vacation, that is, it is still relatively hot outdoors.

If you usually go out, most of them are in the speeding car or indoors, it’s okay. Places like amusement parks definitely need to stay outside for a long time, so even if Xu Yixu doesn’t like wearing an air-conditioning cap on his head, he can only do it in hot weather. The temperature endured.

Although it was a working day, no students were in class during the summer vacation, and the amusement park was still very lively. Even though Xu Yixu and Gu Chen had arrived quite early, there were still queues for several projects.

Xu Yixu didn't have the patience to queue up. After entering the amusement park, he glanced at the queuing status indicator screen in the park, and immediately dragged Gu Chen to the roller coaster ride.

In TV dramas, this project appears as frequently as Ferris wheel and merry-go-round, so it should be quite interesting.

There are not many people on the roller coaster, after all, how many people want to experience this kind of intense excitement early in the morning.Even Xu Yixu and the two of them can sit directly in the front row to experience the best experience.

"If you are afraid, you can hold my hand!" Xu Yixu said to Gu Chen confidently.

In TV dramas, the protagonists always say this to their lovers. Xu Yixu feels that he is really a qualified boyfriend.

Gu Chen, who has a mecha driver's license, said very politely: "...Thank you."

The highest height of this roller coaster is only 20 meters. At this height, the two of them are physically fit to do nothing. It is impossible to fall to death, and it is difficult to get seriously injured. What is the fear?

There is no need to queue up for the roller coaster here, but it takes 10 minutes to wait until all the people are ready to run.When Xu Yixu was getting impatient, the roller coaster finally started.

Xu Yixu excitedly grabbed the safety lever in front of him, feeling the speed gradually increasing: "Wow——"

The technology of unmanned flying cars for civilian use is now mature, and the impact of acceleration is not felt at all in the car. This is the first time Xu Yixu has felt such a sprint-like speed.

During the acceleration, the roller coaster reached the first small peak, and the speed gradually slowed down.

Xu Yixu looked at the empty track in front of him, and looked down. From a distance of more than ten meters, the people and buildings on the ground of the amusement park seemed to be colored blocks.

At this time, Xu Yixu didn't understand what was going to happen next, and turned his head to look at Gu Chen with some disappointment: "It doesn't seem very exciting——"

The sudden weightlessness made Xu Yixu completely unprepared, and even the end of his words turned into a scream before he could close it.

"Pfft." Seeing that the expression on Xu Yixu's face became blank, Gu Chen couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I--I'm not playing--wow--" Xu Yixu grabbed the safety bar and shouted in a broken voice, "Stop-come-, I want-go home-"

Obviously Xu Yixu looked very miserable, but Gu Chen was completely overjoyed: "There is no pause, hold on! If you are afraid, grab my hand!" Gu Chen unceremoniously explained what Xu Yixu said to him confidently at the beginning, All returned to Xu Yixu.

Five minutes later, the roller coaster returned to the place where it started, and Xu Yixu had turned into a dying little cabbage.

Gu Chen, who had been holding onto Xu Yixu's hand from the back, used a lot of strength after the safety bar went up, to half-hug Xu Xiaopi, who had already been scrapped, out of the position, and took him to the side where there were no people.

Xu Yixu fell limply on Gu Chen's body, Gu Chen carefully supported him, and asked amusedly, "Are your legs weak?"

Humming twice, Xu Yixu still felt a little puzzled. Gu Chen came to the amusement park in the summer just wearing a T-shirt, exposing most of his neck. Xu Yixu looked at the part of "Shi Chen" clearly under his eyes. He gnawed down his collarbone unceremoniously.

It's just that Xu Yixu didn't realize that he was still wearing a hat on his head. With this movement, the air-conditioning hat Xu Yixu was wearing hit Gu Chen's cheek, and he was immediately bounced up.

"Hey, what are you doing, little idiot?!" Gu Chen angrily reached out to pick up the flying hat, and took the soft edge of the hat to tap Xu Yixu who was making trouble on his neck.

Xu Yixu didn't use much force either, just gnawed on two or three barely visible small teeth marks, and only expressed his dissatisfaction after being warned by 'Shi Chen' pretending: "You've been laughing at me just now!"

"No." Gu Chen flatly rejected it.

"I've heard it all." Xu Yixu was aggrieved.

"No, no." Gu Chen motioned Xu Yixu to stand still, put the hat on him again, pressed the hat slightly, Gu Chen lowered his body a little, looked into Xu Yixu's eyes with a smile, "I'm not joking, I think you are cute."

"..." Xu Yixu blinked, he even doubted his ears.

God, does this guy 'Shi Chen' actually say such things? !

Xu Yixu instantly felt that his legs were no longer weak, his heart was no longer flustered, and he even wanted to ride the roller coaster a few more times.

Thinking of this, Xu Yixu glanced at the big car that was not full of people.

...and...you don't have to sit.

"What do you want to play next?" Gu Chen saw that Xu Yixu had recovered a lot, and asked him.

Xu Yixu also learned from his hasty choice: "You arrange it."

"Then go to the big balance wheel." Gu Chen smiled innocently and harmlessly.

"Okay." This is Xu Yixu who didn't realize it.

The two walked towards the position of the big balance wheel hand in hand, and the new tourist who sat in the front row of the roller coaster looked at the safety bar in front of him: "?"

Why are there two handprints sunk so deep on the safety pole? !

Xu Yixu, who ignorantly destroyed the safety facilities of the amusement park, was standing in front of the big balance wheel at this moment, looking at the screaming tourists who were already swinging in the sky: "...I think there is something wrong."

"There's nothing wrong with it." The big balance wheel was over, and Gu Chen happily led Xu Yixu to sit on the big balance wheel, "It's our turn."

The safety bar falls.

"Ahhhh-!!!"

Pirate Ship.

Xu Yixu: "Bastard ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

propeller.

Xu Yixu: "Big bastard ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Finally, in front of the jumping machine, Xu Yixu was like a koala, hugging Gu Chen tightly: "I won't play anymore, the amusement park is not fun at all!!! I want to go home, I will never come out to relax qaq "

Xu Yixu deeply doubted whether Gu Chen was taking revenge on his previous island vacation.

Obviously those couples in the TV series come to the amusement park, so romantic and interesting.

How romantic are these projects!

His heart is going to be frightened, it's not funny at all! !

"Okay, okay, if you don't play, then don't play." Looking at Xu Yixu like this, Gu Chen also knew that he was bullying people, but seeing Xu Yixu crying, Gu Chen is really super cute and fun!

This amusement park is not in vain.

Gu Chen really didn't think that much at first. Speaking of childhood, he was sure that children would come to the amusement park with their parents. He just wanted to make up for what Xu Yixu lacked.He really didn't expect that Xu Yixu's double sss level would be afraid of children like amusement parks.

This is the same as an adult standing in the bathtub and taking a shower, and then yelling that he is going to be drowned. It is a very nonsensical thing, but Xu Yixu, this little guy, really thinks he is going to 'drown'.

It's not surprising that Gu Chen laughed stupidly.

Later, when Gu Chen wanted to take Xu Yixu to play some normal amusement park projects, Xu Yixu's face was full of vigilance, and his whole body was full of reluctance.Reluctantly, he bought another ice cream for Xu Yixu, bought another one, and put on a cat-ear headband under Xu Yixu's vicious eyes, who was humiliating the country, and managed to coax Xu Yixu well.

Gu Chen didn't want Xu Yixu to come out to play, he only had some horrible memories, awkwardly touched the cute headband on his hat that didn't match him at all, and bought a little fox headband backhand to wear on Xu Yixu's air-conditioning cap.

Xu Yixu tilted his head, and gave 'Shi Chen' a childish look, but he didn't care about it, since 'Shi Chen' wanted him to wear it, he would wear it.

Later, Gu Chen took Xu Yixu to play with bumper cars, twirling teacups, and themed rafting, which were easy after all.After this series of projects, Xu Yixu finally calmed down completely.

In the end, the two came to the haunted house.Looking at this gloomy environment, Xu Yixu was a little eager to try, and looked at 'Shi Chen' tentatively.

The fun of the haunted house is that you can take it for granted to enjoy the initiative of your lover, and you can also play with the hero to save the beauty.However, Gu Chen has already earned all these benefits in the previous few thrilling projects, so he doesn't really want to go there.

And he managed to coax people well, and he didn't want to scare them anymore, so Gu Chen said: "This is not suitable for children to play, let's go to the next project."

'Shi Chen' has never said that there are any items that are not suitable for playing. Xu Yixu knows about the haunted house. There are many people here.

Obviously there are no ghosts in this world, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

Since 'Shi Chen' said that, is he one of the people who is afraid of ghosts?

Feeling that his opportunity to find a place has come, Xu Yixu immediately said to Gu Chen: "I want to go in and have a look, let's go together, don't worry about the next project."

Gu Chen is also optional, since Xu Yixu has made it clear that he wants to go, then go in and play.

"Ahhhhh—" So Gu Chen got another Xu Yixu who was stuck to his body and couldn't be torn off.

... So why on earth is this guy, he wants to find fault for himself.

Let Xu Yixu sit down on the bench near the exit of the haunted house, and Gu Chen sighed and looked at Xu Yixu who was sobbing and crying: "Okay, okay, it's okay, it's all fake, can't you feel emotions? ?"

"If it's really a ghost, you shouldn't feel anything, so there's nothing to be afraid of, just treat it as an ugly person." Gu Chen coaxed him softly, opening a bottle of water for Xu Yixu Let him take it easy.

Xu Yixu did not cry when he was in the laboratory, and he did not cry in the stimulation projects just now, but he was so frightened by the haunted house that he burst into tears. He sat on the chair and looked down at the tip of his shoes, and heard 'when he was deeply ashamed. Chen', Xu Yixu stubbornly expressed his dissatisfaction: "How do you know that ghosts can't feel emotions?"

Gu Chen choked, suddenly didn't know what to say, and suddenly wondered if there was something wrong with the staff of the haunted house that scared Xu Yixu, so he asked, "Then what did you feel?"

"He...they think I'm having fun qaq" Xu Yixu recalled the scene just now, and felt broken again.

"……puff."