It's great to be a scumbag, but die early [Interstellar]
Chapter 46 Slimy
After returning home, Gu Chen prepared a big meal for Xu Yixu, all of which were Xu Yixu's favorite dishes, and even his favorite cake.
After seeing the cake, Xu Yixu twitched his lips unobtrusively.
It's not that Xu Yixu doesn't like desserts like cakes anymore, but because of the fact that 'Shi Chen' is only making cakes for him to deceive people, he feels a little hopeless.
Some people really can't move at all.
Thinking of this in his heart, Xu Yixu still had a good time eating.
'Shi Chen' said before that he would be deprived of cakes for several months, but in fact he would give him one every few days. Alas, this guy has no principles.
During the two days at school, only nutritious meals are provided, that is, a few bags of nutritional supplements. It is said that the main purpose is to prevent poor diet from causing physical discomfort during the exam. Taking nutritional supplements will definitely not cause such a situation.
Xu Yixu has been taking nutritional supplements for 18 years, and he has never felt that there is anything wrong with it. However, after being taken by Gu Chen to eat normal meals for three months, he feels a little unbearable to take nutritional supplements.
The mouth is about to fade out of the bird!
"Do you want to go to another school to take the exam again?" The self-enrollment exam before the start of the semester is divided into batches. If you really rely on it, you can take a total of four self-enrollment exams.
"Let's wait for the grades to come out." Xu Yixu felt that although he might suffer a Waterloo in politics, other subjects should still be saved.Anyway, the No. [-] Middle School recruits ten students this time independently. The total score counts, and the probability is one in six. Xu Yixu feels that there is still a chance.
On the next day, Xu Yixu's grades and admission notice were sent to his brain.
Politics was beyond Xu Yixu's expectation, and there were still [-] points. Although those who misunderstood the questions lost serious points, but the other questions were almost correct, and the results were not bad for Xu Yixu.
On the contrary, the scores of the few subjects that he found very easy were almost in the early [-]s, and all subjects got full marks in biology.
Gu Chen flipped through the papers that Xu Yixu handed out, all of which were caused by carelessness, and when concluding the questions, he skipped a few steps and went straight to the conclusion, which probably happens in every subject.You can feel Xu Yixu's looseness from the test paper.
Fortunately, Xu Yixu's total score of ten subjects was 872, ranking eighth, and he was still admitted.
No.10 has a total score of 867. If Xu Yixu is more careless, he may have to go to another school to take the exam again.
Gu Chen looked at Xu Yixu's paper seriously, so Xu Yixu simply split the screen and went to see the admission list of No. 5 Middle School by himself. He knew several people on it, and Chen Xing was also on it, and even the admission ranking was still ahead of Xu Yixu. Ranked No.[-].
Gu Chen glanced at what Xu Yixu was watching, and saw Chen Xing's name after a while. On the way back, Xu Yixu chirped a lot about his two days in school, how often did the name Chen Xing appear? It was quite high, and he didn't need to confirm with Xu Yixu to know the name of the kid who was crying at the school gate.
Curling his lips, Gu Chen directly turned off the screen of Xu Yixu's brain, and said to Xu Yixu: "Okay, don't watch it, let's celebrate the successful exam, where do you want to go?"
After the exam is over, there is no need for Xu Yixu to stay at home to study, and he should go out to broaden his horizons.After all, what you see on TV is very different from what you experience in real life.
"Hmm..." Xu Yixu hadn't thought about going out to play yet. After serious meditation for a while, a place finally popped up in his mind, and he shouted at Gu Chen very excitedly, "Island beach villa! Vacation~"
Gu Chen was a little surprised. He thought that with Xu Yixu's personality, he would prefer places like amusement parks or gourmet kingdoms, but in the end he wanted to go to a more relaxing beach.
"Yes." Gu Chen thought for a while, he happened to have an island in Ji Xing, with all kinds of facilities, so he could just take Xu Yixu to play casually.
Gu Mian had already been tried by the military court and was sentenced to death and executed immediately. His grandmother couldn't find him, and she couldn't save her son. Well, I haven't woken up until now, and it happens to be a rare quiet day.In addition, Gu Chen's original vacation is about to expire, and he should show up at home, so it doesn't matter if he goes directly to his public address and is found.
"Why do you want to go to the beach?" Gu Chen thought about it, and asked Xu Yixu casually.
Xu Yixu looked at 'Shi Chen' and laughed: "When you get to the beach, you don't need to wear clothes."
Gu Chen: "...???"
Completely shocked by Xu Yixu's whimsical idea, Gu Chen looked at Xu Yixu speechlessly, suppressing the embarrassment in his heart: "...Is it better to wear swimming trunks!!"
"One meaning, one meaning." Xu Yixu continued to laugh.
'Shi Chen' is also well-dressed at home on weekdays, even when suppressing Xu Yixu's disturbance, his clothes have never been messy.But at night when he was sleeping in his arms, Xu Yixu touched the muscles of his back through Gu Chen's clothes, the lines were very good and the touch was wonderful.
It should be better than the star figure he saw on TV, but it's a pity that Xu Yixu didn't know what his body was full of scars when he changed his clothes and what he looked like after treatment. Haven't seen it.
However, 'Shi Chen' is a guy who can't even kiss him on weekdays, so let him see that there is no hope no matter how he thinks.
"You should have abdominal muscles." Xu Yixu looked at 'Shi Chen' curiously. When he was trained by 'Shi Chen' before, it was difficult to do each movement, but Gu Chen did it very well. Relaxed and freehand, there is absolutely no lack of exercise on weekdays.
Xu Yixu once tried to take a peek at it when he was sleeping at night, but he was hugged too tightly, so he didn't realize it at all.
"..." Looking at Xu Yixu's face full of fantasy, Gu Chen couldn't help but turn a little red, and showed Xu Yixu what it means to repent on the spot, "Go to the amusement park!"
"No!" Xu Yixu seemed to have heard some bad news, and immediately jumped up.
"Amusement park, nothing to discuss."
"Go to the beach, go to the beach!" Xu Yixu threw himself on Gu Chen and acted like a baby, "Don't you want to see me without clothes?!"
Gu Chen was immediately distracted by Xu Yixu's words. After a little imagination, he really hesitated for a few seconds.
His private island, there is only a robot butler on the island, no one else is...
It didn't take long for Gu Chen to come back to his senses, thinking about what he was thinking just now, his face became hotter, and his heart beat a little faster: "I said I was wearing swimming trunks!"
"Amusement park, nothing to discuss!" Gu Chen made a final decision.
"You contradict what you say, what you say doesn't count!" Xu Yixu quit. At first, 'Shichen' didn't even think about it, and just said it was okay.
Gu Chen's face was full of annoyance, but thinking about it, if he was really alone on the island and only wore swimming trunks, he might not be able to control himself.
Why should you control yourself?Suddenly a devilish voice came out of Gu Chen's heart, and Gu Chen immediately put it behind him, and raised his hand in surrender to Xu Yixu: "Then I will compensate you for whatever delicious food you want!"
"I ate cake today!" Xu Yixu said that this condition was not attractive to him.
And he ate too much snacks, and he had to exercise more, no matter what, he felt like he was suffering from a blood loss!
"There is no island, you have another request." After Gu Chen said this, he saw Xu Yixu's eyes suddenly brighten, and hurriedly added, "There is nothing to stick in! Kissing is not enough!"
"Cut." Xu Yixu made a dissatisfied voice, but his purpose was not this. He pretended to think for a while before asking Gu Chen, "You haven't told me, do you have abdominal muscles?"
It's all because her boyfriend is too shy. Xu Yixu, who doesn't like to play tricks at all, has also begun to learn to play tricks.
"..." Gu Chen didn't want to answer at all, thinking about what Xu Yixu said just now, and felt that Xu Yixu didn't directly ask him to take off his clothes, which was already a very good thing.
Although when he said that just now, he was ready to fool Xu Yixu and only take off this coat on his body, but he happened to be wearing two coats today.
It's not impossible to just look at the abdominal muscles...
Xu Xu generally does not make excessive demands...
Gu Chen's bottom line retreated a little bit like this.
"Yes." Gu Chen replied, feeling a little nervous, a little embarrassed, and a little bit of expectation that he himself didn't feel.
"I want to touch it." Xu Yixu tried to imitate the serious look of 'Shi Chen' and said.
Gu Chen: "..."
Gu Chen: "...change another."
"Change and change again and again." Xu Yixu pouted dissatisfiedly, "As your boyfriend, can I even touch it?"
"If you want to touch my stomach, I will never say no." Xu Yixu said a little angrily.
Xu Yixu's wrongdoing, and it seems that he is really wrong, so he can't always keep his word, right?Gu Chen took a deep breath: "That's fine, just for a while."
"Oh, I like you the most!" Xu Yixu happily threw Gu Chen onto the sofa, and kissed Gu Chen on the cheek twice.
Gu Chen hugged Xu Yixu helplessly to save him from falling: "Don't wait for the time."
"Here we come, wow—" Xu Yixu poked into the hem of his clothes.
Gu Chen endured that strange touch: "It's ok, it's already touched."
"It's just touching, not touching." Xu Yixu said seriously.
"...That's fine." Gu Chen tried his best to restrain himself, and the hand around Xu Yixu's waist began to move unconsciously.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." Xu Yixu counted the numbers with his hands.
Gu Chen felt that the counting hand was getting higher and higher, he was a little puzzled, looked down at Xu Yixu, and before he could say anything, the mischievous hand came out of Gu Chen's collar, scratched He scratched Gu Chen's chin.
"Dululu~~" Xu Yixu smiled slyly, and dubbed the action as if playing a trick.
Gu Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and slapped Xu Yixu's hand away: "How old are you?"
Xu Yixu groaned and withdrew his hand, pretending to be emotional: "I also want to do something that an adult should do, isn't it forbidden by someone."
"Cough, cough, cough." Gu Chen was choked by Xu Yixu's words, and decisively decided to give Xu Yixu another TV series to watch.
Xu Yixu was not like this at the beginning, he must have chosen the wrong TV series for Xu Yixu!
After seeing the cake, Xu Yixu twitched his lips unobtrusively.
It's not that Xu Yixu doesn't like desserts like cakes anymore, but because of the fact that 'Shi Chen' is only making cakes for him to deceive people, he feels a little hopeless.
Some people really can't move at all.
Thinking of this in his heart, Xu Yixu still had a good time eating.
'Shi Chen' said before that he would be deprived of cakes for several months, but in fact he would give him one every few days. Alas, this guy has no principles.
During the two days at school, only nutritious meals are provided, that is, a few bags of nutritional supplements. It is said that the main purpose is to prevent poor diet from causing physical discomfort during the exam. Taking nutritional supplements will definitely not cause such a situation.
Xu Yixu has been taking nutritional supplements for 18 years, and he has never felt that there is anything wrong with it. However, after being taken by Gu Chen to eat normal meals for three months, he feels a little unbearable to take nutritional supplements.
The mouth is about to fade out of the bird!
"Do you want to go to another school to take the exam again?" The self-enrollment exam before the start of the semester is divided into batches. If you really rely on it, you can take a total of four self-enrollment exams.
"Let's wait for the grades to come out." Xu Yixu felt that although he might suffer a Waterloo in politics, other subjects should still be saved.Anyway, the No. [-] Middle School recruits ten students this time independently. The total score counts, and the probability is one in six. Xu Yixu feels that there is still a chance.
On the next day, Xu Yixu's grades and admission notice were sent to his brain.
Politics was beyond Xu Yixu's expectation, and there were still [-] points. Although those who misunderstood the questions lost serious points, but the other questions were almost correct, and the results were not bad for Xu Yixu.
On the contrary, the scores of the few subjects that he found very easy were almost in the early [-]s, and all subjects got full marks in biology.
Gu Chen flipped through the papers that Xu Yixu handed out, all of which were caused by carelessness, and when concluding the questions, he skipped a few steps and went straight to the conclusion, which probably happens in every subject.You can feel Xu Yixu's looseness from the test paper.
Fortunately, Xu Yixu's total score of ten subjects was 872, ranking eighth, and he was still admitted.
No.10 has a total score of 867. If Xu Yixu is more careless, he may have to go to another school to take the exam again.
Gu Chen looked at Xu Yixu's paper seriously, so Xu Yixu simply split the screen and went to see the admission list of No. 5 Middle School by himself. He knew several people on it, and Chen Xing was also on it, and even the admission ranking was still ahead of Xu Yixu. Ranked No.[-].
Gu Chen glanced at what Xu Yixu was watching, and saw Chen Xing's name after a while. On the way back, Xu Yixu chirped a lot about his two days in school, how often did the name Chen Xing appear? It was quite high, and he didn't need to confirm with Xu Yixu to know the name of the kid who was crying at the school gate.
Curling his lips, Gu Chen directly turned off the screen of Xu Yixu's brain, and said to Xu Yixu: "Okay, don't watch it, let's celebrate the successful exam, where do you want to go?"
After the exam is over, there is no need for Xu Yixu to stay at home to study, and he should go out to broaden his horizons.After all, what you see on TV is very different from what you experience in real life.
"Hmm..." Xu Yixu hadn't thought about going out to play yet. After serious meditation for a while, a place finally popped up in his mind, and he shouted at Gu Chen very excitedly, "Island beach villa! Vacation~"
Gu Chen was a little surprised. He thought that with Xu Yixu's personality, he would prefer places like amusement parks or gourmet kingdoms, but in the end he wanted to go to a more relaxing beach.
"Yes." Gu Chen thought for a while, he happened to have an island in Ji Xing, with all kinds of facilities, so he could just take Xu Yixu to play casually.
Gu Mian had already been tried by the military court and was sentenced to death and executed immediately. His grandmother couldn't find him, and she couldn't save her son. Well, I haven't woken up until now, and it happens to be a rare quiet day.In addition, Gu Chen's original vacation is about to expire, and he should show up at home, so it doesn't matter if he goes directly to his public address and is found.
"Why do you want to go to the beach?" Gu Chen thought about it, and asked Xu Yixu casually.
Xu Yixu looked at 'Shi Chen' and laughed: "When you get to the beach, you don't need to wear clothes."
Gu Chen: "...???"
Completely shocked by Xu Yixu's whimsical idea, Gu Chen looked at Xu Yixu speechlessly, suppressing the embarrassment in his heart: "...Is it better to wear swimming trunks!!"
"One meaning, one meaning." Xu Yixu continued to laugh.
'Shi Chen' is also well-dressed at home on weekdays, even when suppressing Xu Yixu's disturbance, his clothes have never been messy.But at night when he was sleeping in his arms, Xu Yixu touched the muscles of his back through Gu Chen's clothes, the lines were very good and the touch was wonderful.
It should be better than the star figure he saw on TV, but it's a pity that Xu Yixu didn't know what his body was full of scars when he changed his clothes and what he looked like after treatment. Haven't seen it.
However, 'Shi Chen' is a guy who can't even kiss him on weekdays, so let him see that there is no hope no matter how he thinks.
"You should have abdominal muscles." Xu Yixu looked at 'Shi Chen' curiously. When he was trained by 'Shi Chen' before, it was difficult to do each movement, but Gu Chen did it very well. Relaxed and freehand, there is absolutely no lack of exercise on weekdays.
Xu Yixu once tried to take a peek at it when he was sleeping at night, but he was hugged too tightly, so he didn't realize it at all.
"..." Looking at Xu Yixu's face full of fantasy, Gu Chen couldn't help but turn a little red, and showed Xu Yixu what it means to repent on the spot, "Go to the amusement park!"
"No!" Xu Yixu seemed to have heard some bad news, and immediately jumped up.
"Amusement park, nothing to discuss."
"Go to the beach, go to the beach!" Xu Yixu threw himself on Gu Chen and acted like a baby, "Don't you want to see me without clothes?!"
Gu Chen was immediately distracted by Xu Yixu's words. After a little imagination, he really hesitated for a few seconds.
His private island, there is only a robot butler on the island, no one else is...
It didn't take long for Gu Chen to come back to his senses, thinking about what he was thinking just now, his face became hotter, and his heart beat a little faster: "I said I was wearing swimming trunks!"
"Amusement park, nothing to discuss!" Gu Chen made a final decision.
"You contradict what you say, what you say doesn't count!" Xu Yixu quit. At first, 'Shichen' didn't even think about it, and just said it was okay.
Gu Chen's face was full of annoyance, but thinking about it, if he was really alone on the island and only wore swimming trunks, he might not be able to control himself.
Why should you control yourself?Suddenly a devilish voice came out of Gu Chen's heart, and Gu Chen immediately put it behind him, and raised his hand in surrender to Xu Yixu: "Then I will compensate you for whatever delicious food you want!"
"I ate cake today!" Xu Yixu said that this condition was not attractive to him.
And he ate too much snacks, and he had to exercise more, no matter what, he felt like he was suffering from a blood loss!
"There is no island, you have another request." After Gu Chen said this, he saw Xu Yixu's eyes suddenly brighten, and hurriedly added, "There is nothing to stick in! Kissing is not enough!"
"Cut." Xu Yixu made a dissatisfied voice, but his purpose was not this. He pretended to think for a while before asking Gu Chen, "You haven't told me, do you have abdominal muscles?"
It's all because her boyfriend is too shy. Xu Yixu, who doesn't like to play tricks at all, has also begun to learn to play tricks.
"..." Gu Chen didn't want to answer at all, thinking about what Xu Yixu said just now, and felt that Xu Yixu didn't directly ask him to take off his clothes, which was already a very good thing.
Although when he said that just now, he was ready to fool Xu Yixu and only take off this coat on his body, but he happened to be wearing two coats today.
It's not impossible to just look at the abdominal muscles...
Xu Xu generally does not make excessive demands...
Gu Chen's bottom line retreated a little bit like this.
"Yes." Gu Chen replied, feeling a little nervous, a little embarrassed, and a little bit of expectation that he himself didn't feel.
"I want to touch it." Xu Yixu tried to imitate the serious look of 'Shi Chen' and said.
Gu Chen: "..."
Gu Chen: "...change another."
"Change and change again and again." Xu Yixu pouted dissatisfiedly, "As your boyfriend, can I even touch it?"
"If you want to touch my stomach, I will never say no." Xu Yixu said a little angrily.
Xu Yixu's wrongdoing, and it seems that he is really wrong, so he can't always keep his word, right?Gu Chen took a deep breath: "That's fine, just for a while."
"Oh, I like you the most!" Xu Yixu happily threw Gu Chen onto the sofa, and kissed Gu Chen on the cheek twice.
Gu Chen hugged Xu Yixu helplessly to save him from falling: "Don't wait for the time."
"Here we come, wow—" Xu Yixu poked into the hem of his clothes.
Gu Chen endured that strange touch: "It's ok, it's already touched."
"It's just touching, not touching." Xu Yixu said seriously.
"...That's fine." Gu Chen tried his best to restrain himself, and the hand around Xu Yixu's waist began to move unconsciously.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..." Xu Yixu counted the numbers with his hands.
Gu Chen felt that the counting hand was getting higher and higher, he was a little puzzled, looked down at Xu Yixu, and before he could say anything, the mischievous hand came out of Gu Chen's collar, scratched He scratched Gu Chen's chin.
"Dululu~~" Xu Yixu smiled slyly, and dubbed the action as if playing a trick.
Gu Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and slapped Xu Yixu's hand away: "How old are you?"
Xu Yixu groaned and withdrew his hand, pretending to be emotional: "I also want to do something that an adult should do, isn't it forbidden by someone."
"Cough, cough, cough." Gu Chen was choked by Xu Yixu's words, and decisively decided to give Xu Yixu another TV series to watch.
Xu Yixu was not like this at the beginning, he must have chosen the wrong TV series for Xu Yixu!
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