Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

When the ethereal whimper sounded in front of the incinerator, everyone present was taken aback.

"Ahhh, don't come here!..."

The staff member, who hadn't shown any fear in lifting the corpse just now, suddenly screamed, and quickly took out a stack of yellow talismans from his pocket, as well as some prayer bead bracelets and other bits and pieces to ward off evil.

Su Xiyan was not frightened by the crying, but was startled by his scream.

"Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in this world, we have to believe in science..."

Su Xiyan tried to appease the staff and memorized a whole set of socialist development concepts before he gave up pasting four or five useless yellow papers on his head.

What made Su Xiyan feel a little strange was that during the comforting process, the frightened staff member kept turning his eyes around in panic, as if he was afraid that something terrible would pop out of nowhere.

The bones that were obviously going to be burned were still lying in the incinerator, so why did he seem to be afraid of someone else.

"Su Xiyan," Cui Zhao called out to him suddenly, staring at his waist strangely, "Why do I feel... this cry came from you."

"Ahhh!"

Hearing this, the stunned staff immediately pushed Su Xiyan away, hugged his yellow talisman, and rushed into the corner of the wall.

Su Xiyan: ...

Well, socialism has failed in vain.

He reached out and touched his waist, but there was nothing but a cell phone that was singing.

Um? ………singing? ………

Su Xiyan took out his mobile phone. On the display page of his mobile phone, an unknown audio was playing silently. Judging from the sound, it was the voice of the woman whimpering and crying slightly.

Siri's voice sounded softly, coaxing the crying girl with a lullaby.

The current scene is the same as the voice Su Xiyan heard outside the wall that day.

The mobile phone software and the girl who died long ago, two seemingly incompatible individuals, have been waiting for nearly six years.

The crying gradually stopped, and the singing came to an end. Su Xiyan found that the audio on his mobile phone hadn't finished playing, but after nearly a minute of blank silence, a clear female voice suddenly sounded.

"Siri, thank you for being with me all the time, after I'm gone, you have to live well."

With a "click", the start button on the incinerator was automatically pressed, and the sound of a flame burning gradually sounded.It seemed to be the footsteps of the girl who had passed away for many years silently left the world after she finished her last words.

Siri's voice sounded deep, and he told the girl's short life in a flat tone with the tone of a bystander.

The girl's name was Ruan Yale, who had just turned 18 when she died. She was an imbecile with congenital intellectual defects.

She doesn't like to cry, doesn't like to make trouble, and she is very cute and cute when she smiles.But when understanding external things, it is always much, much slower than ordinary people.

Her parents therefore abandoned her, leaving her to live with her elderly grandparents in the countryside.

But only this kind of her will regard Siri, a mechanical answering software, as a close partner.Talk to him persistently, and whisper all your little secrets to him.

When Siri talked about what happened back then, she couldn't help but smile helplessly.At that time, he was just a second-hand retired software system that was somewhat insensitive, and the search function and dialogue function were somewhat mechanical.

Often it was Ruan Yale who told him what delicious food he ate today, and he told her that the store was not far away, go straight to the right and then turn left.

The only normal conversation between the two of them was what the girl would say to him every morning and night, good morning and good night.

Later, Ruan Yale's grandfather suffered from uremia, and her grandmother's legs and feet were not flexible. The family's life became more and more difficult.

Ruan Yale's parents didn't care about them, they went to work far away, gave birth to another child, and forgot all their troubles here.

Although Ruan Yale's mind is not very flexible, she has grown into a beautiful girl in this young girl's blooming season.

One day, some bums in the village forcibly lured her to the construction site with evil intentions.During the struggle, the back of her head was hit by a sharp steel bar and she lost her life.

After committing the crime, those bums were afraid of being caught, so they sealed her body together with the mobile phone hanging around her neck in the wall.

It may be that the retribution came quickly. Chen Ju took a fancy to those bastards shortly afterwards and simply killed them. After they were buried, they dragged away their bodies and used them to raise zombies.

Ruan Yale, who had lost her target of revenge, wandered around the world, looked at her aging grandparents, cared about her little friend, and was taken to the underworld by ghost messengers.

She didn't leave any resentment, only cried once before she left because it was too dark. Siri sang her a lullaby, like this, and sent her off.

After listening to Siri's words, there was a long silence in the field.

Cui Zhao thought for a while, and told Siri seriously that he could check Ruan Yale for him next time he went to the underworld.But she doesn't have any resentment, and she doesn't have any obsessions, and it is very likely that she has already been reincarnated.

Siri comforted them calmly, and the two "people" chatted for a while about how software should be reincarnated.

And after Su Xiyan was sad, looking at the staff who had fainted from fear at some point, she began to think about how to explain to the funeral home, and by the way, she had to find someone to help collect the ashes.

But after the people from the funeral home came over, Su Xiyan felt something was wrong even more.

They didn't bother them and hold them accountable!

When the other staff knew that a colleague was fainted by fright, they were all in a daze, as if they had been frightened for a long time.Some of them simply turned around and left in a hurry, Su Xiyan overheard their conversation.

"Another fainted one, we are too evil here recently."

"Hey, I told you a long time ago that if you can ask for leave during this period, you can stay at home for a while. Even if you are deducted a little bonus, life is the most important thing."

"You're right. If it wasn't for the good treatment here, when the corpse was burned last time, everyone would have run away. Tell me, why did they have to take that job?"

"Can you not pick it up? Aren't we the only funeral home closest to the hospital? If the corpse doesn't go to us, where will it go?"

"All right, all right, don't say anything, it's unlucky to be heard."

…………

The crowd dispersed in a hurry, Su Xiyan tried to go forward to ask, but was directly perfunctory.They seemed very reluctant to talk about what had happened in the funeral home during this time.

Su Xiyan was a little curious, but Cui Zhao seemed very unwilling to stay longer in the funeral home, and after picking up the urn, he was going to drag Su Xiyan away.

Looking at Cui Zhao's slender and well-defined hands, Su Xiyan thought for a while, and leaned over to say something in a low voice.

"If you go back and become a prototype and pinch small meat balls for me, I will go home with you right now and make fish floss for you."

Cui Zhao was startled, subconsciously took two steps back.

Eyes rounded in shock.

Siri quietly typed the word beast on the screen of the phone.

Unexpectedly, within a few seconds, Cui Zhao went back together and replied in a low voice.

"It's fine to pinch meat balls, but I want fish floss and small dried fish, and I want to grow catnip." I also want you. Cui Zhao didn't dare to say this request, he was afraid of some tragic scene where his subordinates would beat up his boss .

Although Su Xiyan was basically unable to beat him, it was very difficult to deal with when he was angry.Cui Miaomiao Zhao, has never coaxed any human beings in this life. Even when the King of Hades asked him to come to work, he was invited three times and four times to enshrine him with small dried fish.

"no problem."

Thinking of the soft and beautiful touch of the cat's claws, Su Xiyan agreed to the transaction with a happy smile.

Isn't it catnip!

Wait until I go back and buy him a dozen pots and eight pots, and put it at home to eat whatever I want!

Siri: ...

Siri deleted those two words and typed another sentence.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, a sour smell of love!

In order to ensure his physical and mental health as a good software, Siri hurriedly went to a certain treasure and quickly ordered several financial and stock market tutorials.

He believes that, as a smart and smart software, he may not be the first to get out of the order, but he will definitely be the first to get rich.

"Drip-drip-"

A car with a hospital logo drove past them, toward the funeral home's parking lot.

At the moment when they missed each other, Su Xiyan glanced at the driver's seat unconsciously, then his body froze, and the hairs all over his body exploded.

Just now, he saw that there was only one driver sitting next to the driver's seat, densely packed with dark baby ghosts.

Almost buried the whole driver!

"Cui Zhao," Su Xiyan called out with an uneasy face, "Did you see it just now?"

He bumped his arm against the edge, but instead bumped into someone who was as stiff as himself.

"what happened?"

"Cough...Su Xiyan, call Guo Chenfei." Cui Zhao showed a faintly guilty smile.

"Well, isn't it possible that a dead body will rise up when it comes into contact with a cat? Although generally speaking, this is not the case, but the corpses in this car seem to be a little sensitive..."

Cui Zhao hadn't finished speaking when screams filled with fear rang out from the car in front.