Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

When Guo Chenfei started to take off his pants, Su Xiyan was stunned.When he grabbed the hem of his trousers shyly and began to pull them down, Su Xiyan subconsciously closed her eyes.

Do not see evil, do not have the eye of a needle, you will be blind if you look at it...

"Brother Su, look... Hey, what are you doing with your eyes closed?"

Guo Chenfei held the trousers he took off in his hand, and stood in front of Su Xiyan frankly with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Everyone is a man, there's nothing to be shy about. Brother Su, please help me take a look, I'm almost dying of it these days."

Su Xiyan thought to himself, he just didn't want the eye of a needle, but under Guo Chenfei's urging, he opened it quietly.

"Huh..." Su Xiyan looked at the colorful beach pants Guo Chenfei was wearing, and fell silent.

"What are you doing with a pair of boardshorts under your pants?"

Guo Chenfei: "Give double protection to my chicken."

Su Xiyan:? ? ?

Guo Chenfei: "I'm sorry, give me double protection for [Wow——]."

Su Xiyan: ...

Taking a closer look, Su Xiyan discovered that some black marks were constantly appearing around Guo Chenfei's thighs. They appeared on his skin in a disorderly manner, and disappeared after a few seconds.

Inexplicably, Su Xiyan felt that these traces looked familiar, but when she looked closely, she looked like a child who was just learning calligraphy. Every stroke was crooked, making it hard to understand what it was trying to express.

This thing has no yin, nor malice.If Guo Chenfei hadn't shown it to him in person, Su Xiyan probably wouldn't have felt it at all, and the talisman paper he took out had no reaction to it.

The progress of the research was temporarily in trouble.

"Guo Chenfei, where did you provoke so many weird things?"

Su Xiyan poked his leg and asked curiously.

"I don't know either," Guo Chenfei burst into tears, "I've asked a group of people to read it for me, but those masters have read it once, and they can't determine what it is."

"I spent a lot of money, and I have become a lot more proficient in taking off my pants, but I still haven't given me an explanation. You said I was wronged or not. If I had known, I would have come to you directly."

"Then next time you come directly to me."

Su Xiyan took a talisman and rubbed out the black marks that appeared on Guo Chenfei's legs, and wrote them in her small notebook.He always felt that these characters looked familiar, and he would be pleasantly surprised if he took them out and put them together.

"..." Guo Chenfei was suffocated, and after choking for a while, he replied sullenly: "Isn't it, you can't make a discount, I just want to find someone else to see first."

Who knew that this group of usually awesome masters would be so unreliable one by one!

I also suggested that he cut off the skin and try it out. Do you think this is meat from the vegetable market?

... The master's practice can still be discounted?Feeling that she had learned a new trick, Su Xiyan quickly matched the spliced ​​symbols with the help of her good memory.

Under Guo Chenfei's bewildered eyes, Su Xiyan happily went to fetch a few translucent white papers and pasted them on his legs.

These white papers are specially made, with excellent carrying ability and spiritual power transmission ability, it is the best material for making small paper figurines.Now being used by Su Xiyan to rub things, it feels like it is a good counterpart.

Those twisted and crumpled characters are recorded in "Puppet Miscellaneous Talk", and the puppeteer used to encrypt the characters for his own inheritance.Each line of puppet masters has different habits of using characters, and the translated meanings are also different.

The things on Guo Chenfei were probably left by Yu Zhenglin.

For the specific content, Su Xiyan speculates that it may belong to the missing pages in Yu Zhenglin's "Puppet Talk", and I don't know what kind of mentality he is in to leave these inheritances in Guo Chenfei, who he has never seen before. on my brother.

"Soak it, and soak it for about 15 minutes, and then you can tear it off."

After thinking about it, Su Xiyan kindly reminded her.

"When the paper is torn off, it will be more painful because it has been pasted for a long time."

"Understood, don't worry, you can just come here." Guo Chenfei patted his chest and assured boldly, "Brother Su, don't underestimate me. No matter how useless I am, I am still a member of the special department. I think I passed the assessment back then. At that time, it would pass three stages and kill six generals...Ahhhhhhh!"

Su Xiyan couldn't help screaming out of the sudden pain, Su Xiyan held the white paper covered with leg hair with an innocent face.

"Well, I just wanted to remind you, because it took a long time to post it, and you probably have to take off your leg hair. You can treat it as free laser hair removal. I don't charge for this service."

Guo Chenfei hugged his leg and rolled on the ground. People who didn't know thought it was his third leg that was injured.

If one is torn, there must be a second one, and it will be troublesome if it takes too long.

After clarifying the reality, Guo Chenfei bit his sleeve, covered his mouth, and nodded tearfully, "Come on."

After Cui Zhao washed the dishes outside and had a preliminary phone call with the government personnel, Su Xiyan and the others hadn't come out yet. He wanted to go over to urge them, but he heard a panicked call from inside at the door.

"No, Brother Su...don't...I'm in so much pain, let me take it easy, I'm in so much pain. Don't, don't be like this... Woooooo, it's bleeding, Brother Su don't want it."

Then came Su Xiyan's voice.

"This kind of thing is all right at once. If you drag it around, it will hurt more. Don't worry, it will only hurt for a while, and it will be fine after a while."

Cui Zhao: ...

What a bad line!

With a lot of strange conjectures in his mind, Cui Zhao didn't have time to think, so he pushed open the door and rushed in.

"You two are doing... what are you doing..."

The first paragraph was aggressive, but the last three words were spoken slowly by him following the posture just now, without any momentum.

Su Xiyan turned her head in amazement, just as she tore off another blank sheet of paper, Guo Chenfei raised his head in pain and wailed, and slumped on Su Xiyan's bed.

"It's nothing, waxing for hair removal, and collecting a little bit of inheritance by the way." Su Xiyan pointed to the two white papers left on Guo Chenfei's legs.

"Cui Zhao, do you want to try it out? If you think it works, I can take it off for you."

Collect falling cat fur and poke a wool felt!

"No need," Cui Zhao glanced at Guo Chenfei's legs with distaste, "I'm not like him, wearing wool pants, I don't need to shave my hair."

"What's wrong with the woolen trousers, woolen trousers are warm in winter and cool in summer." Guo Chenfei was paralyzed on the bed, almost unconscious, and remembered to refute.After Su Xiyan tore two sheets in a row, she immediately rolled her eyes without saying a word, and lost all movement.

Su Xiyan: "...Hey, did he faint from pain?"

Cui Zhao: "It looks like it is."

The two ghost messengers with white legs cast a pitiful look at the Maoku star.

Siri, who was lying on the bones of the sofa in the living room, sent out his opinion at the right time: the video has been recorded and saved in the ghost material folder.

Fortunately, this sudden syncope didn't last too long. Su Xiyan and the others packed up their things, and Guo Chenfei woke up slowly with tears in his eyes.

The black marks on his legs, together with the thick leg hair, disappeared without a trace.

Su Xiyan also made a special inspection for him to confirm that the moths brought by the human leather clothes had all come to an end.Then they carried the bones and drove to a small village in the suburbs. The government specially sent a group of people to station there, just to solve the matter of the psychic well and the corpse.

It’s okay to talk about the corpse farm. All the zombies have their photos taken before they are burned. Generally speaking, the corpses that have been turned into zombies have been dead for a long time, and there will be no major incidents. .

But the psychic well is...

Hundreds of cases of dumping corpses that destroyed the scene of the crime, the person in charge of this matter thinks that his life is not bright, he needs to send him a crazy call from above!

Even if they could use special means to go back to the scene at the time of the crime, but hundreds of cases are really enough for him to be busy for a long time.The good thing is that a promotion and a salary increase are already waiting for him, as long as he finishes his work.

The downside is that the bald Mediterranean is also waiting for him, because he is so busy that his hair has abandoned him.

In this regard, Su Xiyan and the others can only express their pity, and they can temporarily lend them the psychic water well, and just return it after they use it up.

The big move in the suburbs even brought the media to get busy. Neither the corpse farm nor the psychic well can be easily revealed. The last thing that was revealed was the nameless female corpse that had been sealed in the wall for many years, that is, the owner of Siri. .

However, after days of intense police reports and media reports, no one came forward to claim the woman's body.

In the end, it was Su Xiyan and the others who brought out the skeleton for Siri, and after consulting with it, sent it to the funeral home for cremation.

The staff of the funeral home usually burn the corpses that have been dead for only a few days, and this is the first time that the skeletons are burned.He put the bones into the incinerator according to the procedure, and when he closed the furnace door, he made a not-so-respectful joke.

"Every time I pushed the corpse in, I was always afraid that the corpse would jump up and stare at it again and again. This time it saved me a lot of trouble."

Before the words were finished, there was a sudden whimpering sound of slight resentment.

It was a woman's voice, and all the elders were present.

Funeral staff: ! ! ! !