part145.

Once when I was idle, I flipped through Weibo and found something I had previously collected.

A manga, the painting style is actually very simple, just like a ball.

Then the (egg) master said: see this...

(pulls the lamp) Master: ...Is the Buddha's light yet?

Eggy on the opposite side of him was startled, and a white light glowed above the master's head.

Hahahaha.

After all, the master is bald. 120 watts is no problem.

I sent this to Tiance.

【Tiance】:,,,,,,

[Tiance]: I think this is hilarious

me: yes

Me: But your hilarious laughter is just ",,,,,"

[Tiance]: Yes, I’ve always been so cold, to be able to type a bunch of ellipsis can be said to be quite out of control

I:......

Me: makes sense

Me: I have to be cold too

【Tiance】: #shocked give up

I don't

【Tiance】: You have no hope

Then I took a screenshot of his "da".

Me: [picture] keep cool

[Tiance]: What's wrong with the word da?

Me: cute

[Tiance]: Little ××, don’t you think it’s cute?

Me: Did you forget your character?

Then I gave him a screenshot of what Tiance said "I've always been so cold".

[Tian Ce]: It is meaningless for Mr. Baimian to set up such a formatted person.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Tiance]: Little ×× and you have absolutely no one to speak of

me: gibberish

[Tiance]: Huh?

Then I gave him the screenshot of "I have to be cold too" in front of me.

Me: [Picture] I am cold now

【Tiance】: You can't get cold~

Me: #高冷

part146.

Tiance sent me a joke.

[Tiance]: Big hang, what every man wants to have, right?

Cute girl, what every man wants to have, right?

Isn't a big diao cute girl a treasure in the world?

I have fallen into deep self-blame for my impeccable logic

I:. . . 66666 justified

【Tiance】: convincing

Yes I am

【Tiance】: So, Concubine Ai

【Tiance】: You know

I:? ?

Me: what are you talking about, I don't understand

[Tiance]: My concubine, don't pretend to be pure

Me: what are you talking about I am pure

【Tiance】: #按鼻

Hahaha.

Tiance sent me a picture, which said: The left and right volumes of the earphones are not the same.

Among them, he drew a red line: to check the ears, please use a small amount of hydrogen peroxide solution on your face to clean the ear canal.

Me: Well?Show me what, hydrogen peroxide?

[Tiance]: The earphones sound wrong, maybe you have too much earwax. .always find it interesting

me: 2333333

Me: I think I read it somewhere before I said it

Me: A person with tinnitus or something

Me: I just can't hear the sound clearly

Tiance has already heard the string song and knows the elegant meaning (not).

[Tiance]: Hahaha

Me: Then he was afraid that he was going to be deaf and went to check

Me: The doctor told him that you have too much earwax. .

【Tiance】: But you can actually shoot out hydrogen peroxide

I feel like I'm being insulted :. .I am anyway

Me: also a science student

Tiance was extremely shocked: . . .ah

【Tiance】: You are actually a science student

【Tiance】: Horrible, terrible

Me: You don't know. .

【Tiance】: I really don’t know

【Tiance】: Shocked

Me: #smoking

part147.

It's interesting to see one in the group of relatives and friends.Jun Niang sent a picture, which was a screenshot of someone chatting.

[Jun Niang]: Is there any kind-hearted person who can estimate my number for me?Four reds, five reds and six reds, limited edition pink cabbage, purple cabbage, limited red color cloud, blue color cloud, love valley rain, limited blue and white nut, pink princess pink baby dish, how much can a generation of pink cloaked masters sell?ah!correct!There is also a big fan! #funny

Seriously, be reasonable, I admit I laughed out loud.

hahahahahahahahaha.

Let me tell you about it here.

First of all, the master is Shaolin Chengnan, I believe he can understand.

Then, Four Reds, Five Reds and Six Reds are the limited edition red hair released on the 380rd, [-]th, [-]th and [-]th anniversary of Sword, please highlight, limited edition, red hair.It was worth [-] at that time, but after time appreciation, it is now a sea view house.

And pink cabbage, purple cabbage, red color cloud, blue color cloud, white nut and blue nut are also the names of limited clothes. In short, they are all limited and expensive.

Dressed as a lolita girl, she looks really good.

And dressed as a man. . .To be fair, I didn't laugh.

Then I have to say the big fan.

The big fan is Xiuxiu's weapon, and she can dance with it. With a red fan in one hand and a red umbrella in the other, she dances beautifully.

Draw the key point - the master.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.This funny match really fits the occasion.

Once the computer penguin got stuck again, I had to force logout and log in again.

I complained to Tiance: If I do this again, I will blow up.

Then Tiance asked me to delete and reinstall.

I said no, I couldn't bear my emoji.

[Tiance]: Come on and get on board

[Tiance]: Then export the emoticon package

part148.

In short, the process is omitted, anyway, I finally boarded the penguin.

[Tiance]: Do you want to consider exporting emoticons?

Then I thought about it and still felt that it was derived.

After all, what a pain it would be if something happened to cause me to lose my emoji!

[Tiance]: How many emoticons do you have?

【Tiance】: It's worth your reluctance

Me: 3*6*10

【Tiance】: Then 183

I'm right

[Tiance]: It's also very powerful.I haven't seen you use it

Me: because I'm mature

Me: Iamchengzhangl

[Tiance]: I tm believe it

Me: Hahaha

【Tiance】: mature bacon

I:. .

Me: youcangoout

[Tiance]: If you speak English again, I will add a Thunderbolt buff

Me: Hahaha

Tiance sent me a joke: It was the first time I encountered a courier that used Panpan French bread as shock-absorbing material...

...

And hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

God damn Panpan Bread hahahaha.

To be reasonable, not only can it be earthquake-proof, but it can also be eaten, hahahahahaha.

This kind of store 666.

If you want me to say it must be well received.

It was a joke that Tiance sent me.

A po owner asked: Have you ever dated online?How did it start?what ending?You can code slowly, I will stand here and praise you

Then a gentleman on the right said: There is no online dating in e-sports, only I am your father

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes!

There is no love in e-sports!Only when my father takes me to fly, I will call 666.

part149.

Once Tiance might have gone out to drink or eat something.

Then he came across a stand in that place.

On it is a man stretching out his index finger and pointing outward, and it says: Reading is for talking to idiots calmly.And fitness is to make the idiot talk to you calmly.

Hahahahahaha makes sense, nothing wrong with it.

Tiance has recently learned to use emoticons.

Well, that's not too strict.

Tiance would have used emoticons, but he is a tall coldman, so he hardly used them.

But in the past month or so, it may be that he has added more groups, and he has gradually used more emoticons.

Then there is an emoticon package that reads: #你想您感老子感死, so as to inherit my property.

Hahahahaha.

Me: Then you go, I'm waiting to inherit the inheritance

【Tiance】: #shocked

Me: Did you die?

[Tiance]: Haha, no

【Tiance】: It's hard to die laughing

me: laugh

Me: I'm waiting

【Tiance】: #surprised

【Tiance】: I didn't expect you to be so cruel

【Tiance】: Actually wanted to murder her husband

Me: Hahaha

【Tiance】: sad

Me: don't be sad and touch your head

【Tiance】: You can

I can not

【Tiance】: #sad

Hahahahaha.

The author has something to say:

and i suspect jjbug

For example, when small ×× are connected together, it seems that they will become Xin×

why

also eats my spaces

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