Take a look at that Tiance

part140.

It's New Years, everyone knows it.Visiting relatives for New Year greetings.

Receive red envelopes and send red envelopes.

I am personally at a very embarrassing age. In short, it is reasonable to say that I have already gone to college, and I am still a boy, so I should not receive red envelopes.

But the rule in our family is to continue to give money if you are not married.

So I was very embarrassed to accept the red envelope.

In the morning, I was basically busy, and there was nothing to do this day.

He went back to the house and greeted Tiance.

Me: How much money did Master Gou earn today?

【Tiance】: #打鼻无费

Me: Hahahaha

Me: You are too old to send you money

【Tiance】: --. .

【Tiance】: How much money did you earn?

Me: It’s okay two hundred, we don’t pay much here

【Tiance】: Well

[Tiance]: Not bad, not bad, as long as you have money

I see a joke.The approximate content is:

"A fitness instructor handed me a business card. I read it verbatim: 'Zhang Dongya, health terminator.' He smiled and said: 'Ma'am, my name is Zhang Dong.'..."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't say I have a low point of laughter, I'm so close to laughing.

I sent this to Tiance.

【Tiance】:. . .

【Tiance】: I laughed too

Hey, I don't think you look like you're smiling.

No matter what, you have to say "hahahahahaha" like me.

Me: I thought you couldn't laugh

[Tiance]: It seems that I gave you the impression of high-coldness

【Tiance】: Not bad

me: hey

part141.

【Tiance】:. .Fuck

[Tiance]: Me. .

【Tiance】：Day

【Tiance】: What did you have for dinner?

Me: Well?

[Tiance]: Now my stomach hurts and I want to vomit

Hey, you can't stop the brakes on the New Year's Eve.

Me: Squat on the toilet

【Tiance】: #嘤

Me: drink some hot water and go to the toilet

【Tiance】: But I don’t want to go to the bathroom

Me: Then you can only choose

I vomited

【Tiance】: #surprised

Me: After all. .

I didn't finish talking, after all, the following does not appear above.kindness.

One time when I was chatting with Tiance, I forgot what happened and talked about Xiren.

【Tiance】: What did the attacker do? .

Me: I have never seen the Red Chamber

【Tiance】: #shocked true false

I really

【Tiance】:. . .We must see the Three Kingdoms and the Red Chamber in the college entrance examination here.

me: us. .I do not remember

Me: I didn’t ask to see it anyway

【Tiance】:. .Distressed about my Chinese college entrance examination

me: hey

[Tiance]: However, the test is basically the part written by Cao Xueqin, and there are basically no test questions for the continuation

me: wow. .We don't even take the exam

[Tiance]: Then what did you test for famous Chinese books?

Me: We don't seem to test these

Me: The first big question is the three choices of scientific and technological reading

Me: Then ancient poems and poems written silently

[Tiance]: It seems that the difference is quite big.In addition to silent writing of ancient poems and prose

Me: Then choose one of the narrative and the other, then three small questions and then the composition

Me: Yes, after all, there are regional differences

part142.

Tiance sent me a picture, which said, in "The Sword of Jade Blood", the section where the Golden Snake Langjun teases his sister is the most Marysu section in Jin Yong's novels.

It probably means that some domineering president fell in love with me, and then sang to the heroine.

Then the author said, look, if you are not attractive enough, it is useless to sing opera to others.If you are really charming, you can seduce people by singing two butterflies.

Fuck, you are talking about thieves, right?

I can

Me: The little girl likes this kind of evil style

【Tiance】: I want to sing two butterflies#求手

me: what do you think

I gave him a screenshot of the phrase "Look, if you're not charming enough, it's useless to sing opera to people. If you're really charming enough, you can seduce people by singing two butterflies."

Me: which one do you belong to

[Tiance]: Don't talk

me: haha

[Tiance]: Just agree quietly

Me: Well, it’s easy to sing, two butterflies

Me: I have no problem with you singing two bastards

Then Tiance posted another paragraph.It was written as if another person was flirting with a girl.

His sister Bidong, my sister slapped him and said, "You are so frivolous, aren't you afraid of my Shura Saber?" He said casually, "If you die under the Shura Saber, you will be a ghost."

Well, then my sister was paralyzed.According to the book, she lost her virginity that night.The most powerful thing is that 18 years later, this sentence still works.

I advised Tiance: look at the face

Me: look at the face

[Tiance]: Don't talk

Me: I am handsome even if I have a taste of Northeast China

Me: that's handsome too

Pfft, let me explain here, I didn't mean to be black on purpose, but some voices, although rough, are nice to hear.

part143.

[Tiance]: If you talk again, I can only resort to my big move, the pride of a straight man.

Me: Hey except for the pride of straight men

Me: what skills do you have

【Tiance】: #surprise two butterflies

Me: Hahahahahahaha

[Tiance]: I don't have talent to mess with, I can only look at it, I can't mess with it even if I learn it

Me: You can upgrade your skills

Me: From the pride of a straight man to

Me: the pride of a soft girl

Then I sent him screenshots of his "provocations".

【Tiance】: How much resentment do you have for the word provoking?

I said: it's not me, it's you

【Tiance】: I only used three, but you marked them all

Me: three and not many

[Tiance]: You must have resentment

Me: no you see

Me: You said two sentences but three

Me: Your resentment is great

[Tiance]: #求手 just to emphasize the tone

Me: Believe in you, okay?

Tiance did not know where to find a post about Tiance.

The above said that it comprehensively introduces the most powerful professional strategy of Jianwang III, and it is not acceptable to argue.

Of course, saying so is actually just a self-deprecating one.Everyone understands.

[Tiance]: All the servers of Hegemony are out

【Tiance】: I want to become a butterfly

Hahahahahaha.what the hell.

Me: This sentence is so familiar

Me: what what. .Become a butterfly and fly slowly

It should be the lyrics of two butterflies.

part144.

【Tiance】: It seems that you were paralyzed by my two butterflies

I:. . . .

Me: Hahahaha

[Tiance]: What are you laughing at, just paralyze me

Me: so limp

Then he found him a cute little person lying on the ground emoticon pack.

[Tiance]: Is there any annual grade 818 this year?

[Tiance]: Every time it’s Dianba

Me: I don’t know I didn’t pay attention

[Tiance]: #shocked not paying attention to this, are you still a qualified swordsman player?

I am very confident and plausible: Yes

【Tiance】: You have been expelled

Me: I even sent money to gww

Me: why not

[Tiance]: Hahaha

Once I saw an interesting Weibo.

A fragment of a novel was pasted on it: Looking at the other party's pink mouth that pouts like a small puff mushroom, he couldn't help showing a shallow smile.why so cute...

Then attach a picture of the small spray mushroom below.

Po owner: Do you still find it cute?

I looked at that little puff mushroom and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

To be reasonable, go and have a look at the little puff mushrooms.

I sent him to Tiance.

However, Tiance just sent it very coldly: . . .

Hey, spicy chicken Tiance.

The author has something to say: I don't know if the picture can be put up. .