If you bend me, you have to be responsible for me

In the end, Liu Yingshan changed her flight ticket and arrived in Chongqing on the fifth day of the lunar new year, and lived in my house as she wished.My mother's love for Liu Yingshan was inexplicable, because Liu Yingshan was the third time I ate my mother's meal in my new home, of course it was the same old one.

Said Liu Yingshan is a scheming bitch, he really lived up to the name, my mother bought a lot of snacks and put them in the living room, obviously for the two of us to eat snacks while watching TV, but he was fine, and kept arguing in the kitchen To help, my mother was lazy in the first place, so after being polite a few times, she simply kept him as a helper, but Liu Yingshan even started to help with cooking.

So when eating:

"Son, eat more." Mom picked up the biggest piece of chicken wing, bypassed me and put it directly into Liu Yingshan's bowl.

son?Isn't my son?what happened?What did I miss?

"Godmother, you can eat it too, and you can eat it too." Liu Yingshan picked up a piece of lion's head and put it in my mother's bowl, "Taste my cooking."

"Yeah, it's delicious. Do you often cook? It's not easy. Boys nowadays can still cook." My mother gave me a look, "Unlike Siqi, who can't cook anything until now." If you don’t know how to do it, your parents are lucky.”

"Godmother, in fact, I don't cook it often, but Siqi likes to eat it, so I cook it for him. Godmother, I will often cook it for you in the future."

The two of them seemed to be enjoying themselves together, which made me feel deeply that I seemed to be superfluous in this family.

Thinking of this, I was deeply saddened, so that night, when Liu Yingshan was lying on the bed very comfortably, complaining about his harmonious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship with my mother, I kicked him out of bed.

The next moment, he looked at me with disbelief, then threw himself on the bed and pressed me under him: "Believe it or not, I'll tell our mother that you bullied me?"

"Liu Yingshan, do you want face? That's my mother." I turned my face away.

"But now she is my godmother, and in two days she will become my mother-in-law. What's the matter? Otherwise, let's see who our mother trusts more now?"

"Bah. Liu Yingshan." I glared, "I fucking despise you deeply."

Liu Yingshan bowed her head and kissed me, completely ignoring my complaints.

Liu Yingshan still has classes next semester, so she has already finished her internship in the company, so that scheming bitch lived in my house from the fifth day to the thirteenth day, completely treating my house as a free hotel.During the period, I bought side dishes outside many times and pretended to make them myself in order to win my mother's favor. The key is that my mother actually believed it, so my family's status became more and more precarious.

However, my mother’s explanation for this is: “You don’t understand, I’m doing it for your own good. I will kill him. If he wants to actively do these things, I’ll let him do them. You don’t have to do anything after this. Daughter-in-law is the only one worth looking for." Just by the words "daughter-in-law", I think I probably know how Liu Yingshan won my mother's favor.

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In a blink of an eye, winter has passed and spring has come, and even spring will pass.Liu Yingshan is about to graduate, so taking advantage of the last week of April, Liu Yingshan took me and his friends on a special graduation trip.The reason why I say it is special is because the people who are traveling with me are all men, but except for the two of us, everyone else is shining single dog.

After transferring from Hong Kong, when the plane landed at Kalibo Airport, after three hours of bus and half an hour's boat ride, we finally arrived at the destination of this trip: Boracay Island at three o'clock in the morning.

With the honey English condolences at the front desk, we booked the breakfast time and type for the next day.

Lying on the bed, I didn't even bother to open my eyes. I let Liu Yingshan wring out a towel to wipe my face, wipe my body, put on a comfortable posture, and fell asleep.

The next morning, the hotel service brought our breakfast, and when we sat by the bed and saw the sea outside the door, Liu Yingshan and I were in a good mood. We decided to do this or that right now, and we were walking to the key point when a message came from outside the door. There was a loud knock on the door.

"Are you fucking sick?" Liu Yingshan was very depressed, "I haven't woken up early in the morning, why are you knocking?"

"Bah, don't come here. It's already half an hour past the breakfast time, so stop pretending. Besides, we're here to find Yu Siqi, so get out of here."

He and Liu Yingshan got dressed silently, opened the door, and the other four rushed in.

"It's a good thing to bother you." The person in charge is the one who saved me from KTV last Chinese New Year. "To tell you the truth, the four of us set up a WeChat group last night. The primary goal is to stop you from doing bad things whenever possible."

I blushed, stuck my neck and refused to admit it. "we do not have."

"Get lost. You sons of bitches, don't bully our family, Siqi." Liu Yingshan yelled this sentence while brushing his teeth.

"You really misunderstood this. We didn't want to embarrass Siqi at all, we just wanted to embarrass you."

A group of people went out to fight and fight, and the first thing they played was deep diving.

A group of more than a dozen people were pulled to a piece of green sea. The coach kept talking about breathing skills and put on equipment for us.

My love for the sea is limited to watching the waves on the beach.The first time I went to sea two years ago, I vomited. Although I didn’t vomit this time, the way I got into the water was really scary. So, when I was thrown down, I wondered if I was going to die?The strong sense of weightlessness made me nervous, and then I forgot the breathing method taught by the coach and kept choking on water.

Finally, I was caught by the coach and surfaced. The first thing I did was to tear off the oxygen tube and shouted: "Iwannagoup."

The coach kept calling my name, telling me to calm down, calm down, Liu Yingshan also came to grab my hand, trying to comfort me, but my fear of the sea was beyond imagination, I shook my head repeatedly, and kept repeating: "I want to go up .”

After repeatedly confirming that I had no intention to continue diving, the instructor finally helped me back to the boat, and Liu Yingshan went down to take pictures for me at my insistence.I sat alone on the boat for half an hour. Half an hour later, Liu Yingshan appeared in front of me with an excited expression. The moment he saw me, he probably restrained his expression for fear that I would be sad. , and then said very falsely: "Actually, there is nothing to see, but there are more sea urchins."

After taking the Gopro from him, I flipped through the photos of the seabed and realized that I might have missed a lot of them. The fish, corals, and sea urchins below are all beautiful, so I was very annoyed and hated myself for not being calm enough at the time.

"It's pretty good." Looking at the photo, he said depressed.

"Well, it's more beautiful than the ones in Phuket and Bali." Liu Yingshan embraced me. "Why don't we play it again?"

I quickly shook my head, I wanted to have fun, but after all Liu Yingshan is not a professional, deep diving, playing twice a day is not good for your health.But this did become my biggest regret on this trip.

Luhuoshan rode a bicycle, went to sea and jumped into the sea, plus various sea projects, the five-day and four-night trip to Boracay Island soon came to an end, and we moved to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong, how would you describe this city?I have a passion for Hong Kong, because I watched too many Hong Kong dramas under the leadership of my mother, and finally learned Cantonese because of it, and there are many places in Hong Kong that I want to go to.So as soon as I got off the plane, I took a taxi and went straight to the pier to Cheung Chau Island.

I proposed to go to Changzhou Island temporarily. The day we arrived happened to be May [-]st, so what was unexpected was that there were quite a lot of mainland tourists.Since we didn't make a reservation in advance, we walked around for an hour and almost walked around the center of the island before we found a homestay with three vacant rooms.

We ate seafood again that night, so this is the fifth day we ate seafood. I don't care. After all, as long as a foodie is delicious, it really doesn't matter what the material is. Liu Yingshan and others did not express any dissatisfaction Habit.But my fellow countryman, the one who pushed others to become the king of single dogs, was not very happy: "Can we go back to Hong Kong tomorrow for a good meal?"

"Brother, the one on your chopsticks is abalone." I returned.

"No, I haven't eaten as much seafood since I was a child. I'm about to throw up. How did you persist?" He kept wailing.

"But the way we eat is different every day. A few days ago, we ate Southeast Asian and Western food. Today's meal is Chinese food. Don't you think it's delicious?" I shook my head, "You really don't have the level of appreciation."

The other four nodded to express their agreement with me, and one of them said: "You are not a girl, why do you have such high requirements for food?"

"I just want to go back and eat my hot pot shabu-shabu tripe and spicy rabbit."

In those few days, Cheung Chau Island was about to usher in the Taiping Qingjiao, which was very lively, so I wanted to go to bed early, so that I could get up early the next day and visit all the scenic spots. However, Liu Yingshan was very enthusiastic that night and pestered me in various ways. I was not allowed to sleep, and finally I got angry, and firmly determined that I had to go out to play tomorrow, and kicked him out of bed.However, the enemy was too stubborn. After counterattacking, he tied my hands and whispered in my ear: "Baby, if you make such a noise, the grown-ups will hear you."

I blushed with anger, but I couldn't get rid of him no matter what, so I could only let him kiss me, and then let me be mermaid.

At first I was angry and didn't want to enter the role, but under the influence of Liu Yingshan, I finally fell in love, but can anyone tell me why the god damn Liu Yingshan set the alarm clock in the middle of the night?

Almost as quickly as lightning, Liu Yingshan got off me! He got off me!He actually got off me!

Then I fiddled with the box for a while, took out the watch and put it on my hands, and then I heard him say in my ear: "Baby, happy birthday."

Then he stared like a pug, and I knew he was asking for praise, so I kicked him off the bed again the next second.

"Liu Yingshan, my only birthday wish this year is to beat you, so that you can't take advantage of me."