If you bend me, you have to be responsible for me

The appearance and departure of Chen Feng undoubtedly made me have a deep contempt for the group of straight men. I began to wonder why there are so many scumbags?

After a lot of bad things happened, Yu Jia, Yang Xiaona and Guo Yuan, the only three people who knew my orientation, became the targets of my complaints, and endured my oppression and exploitation every day.

After the Dragon Boat Festival, it was Yu Jia's birthday. Yu Jia had a cheerful personality and was quite popular, and everyone who was there sat down at the same table, and I also formally met Jiang Xue and Chen Yao at this venue.

Where is the integrity and bottom line of contemporary college students?

Answer: What are the morals and the bottom line?

Originally happy to eat and play games, the final punishment has become a big test of private information.The questions raised have evolved from first love and first kiss all the way to first night and masturbation, the number, frequency and duration of masturbation, well, the quality of students is really worrying.

A large group will always be subdivided into a small group, so after this meal, I, Yu Jia, Yang Xiaona, Jiang Xue and Chen Yao formed a new alliance---the Fishermen's Alliance.The reason why it is called such a bad name is entirely because the few people present are insiders, and the meaning of this alliance is to help Yu Jia catch up with his sweetheart——Teacher Gu.

What kind of existence is Teacher Gu?

After graduating in French, I failed the postgraduate entrance examination. I went to France for an internship for a year and continued to prepare. After that, I was admitted to the graduate student of C University. After graduation, I came back to teach.Although he is just a small lecturer, he has a serious attitude, enthusiasm for work, and clear boundaries in dealing with students.Of course, the most important thing is that he looks good-looking, so he became the male god among the teachers of the School of Foreign Languages ​​despite other factors.

Yu Jia is a student in a bilingual class, probably because she is smart and lively, so she managed to catch Teacher Gu's eyes.

So we created a new WeChat group, and such news appeared every day.

Yu Jia: [Just now I followed Mr. Gu on Weibo and he also followed me.With so many people following him, he only followed me back. 】Everyone: 【Congratulations. 】

Yu Jia: [I read the text today, Teacher Gu said that I read well. 】

Everyone: [Congratulations. 】

Yu Jia: [Teacher Gu added me on WeChat today. 】

Everyone: [Congratulations. 】

Yu Jia: [Today, Mr. Gu gave me a like in Moments. 】

Everyone: […]

Yu Jia: 【Today...】

Although aesthetic fatigue has already appeared, at that time, all five of us had a common wish in our hearts, hoping that Yu Jian could become our teacher and wife as soon as possible. After all, I believe in the principle of true love first, and I always think that as long as I have the heart, there will be no obstacles that I cannot overcome.

The company of my friends finally made me get out of the sadness of being abandoned one after another. During the summer vacation, I went to Shanghai to learn advanced interpretation with Jiang Xue at the invitation of her.

That was the first time I went to Shanghai. At that time, I swore that I would never go there for the second time.

We booked the study period in advance and booked the air tickets online, but we don’t know how we can choose the day so well, and we successfully selected the typhoon transit day.

The two idiots who didn't know that day went to the airport early. After they went there, they found that they could not get the boarding pass. Due to the weather, a large number of tourists were stranded at the airport. People can only sit on the luggage with their luggage. The airport let us wait for the announcement, and we just played games and listened to the radio.After waiting until after seven o’clock, both of us were hungry and realized that we should ask the staff. When we went to check the flight information, they showed that we were boarding the plane, but we two fools didn’t even have the boarding pass. Nothing was done.There are many people stranded, and the line for boarding passes is long. The two people can only apologize one by one, ask to jump in the line to check in and check in, and then follow the same pattern to jump in the line for security checks. Was rushed to board the plane one last time.

The road was bumpy, and finally arrived in Shanghai, but the weather in Shanghai was not very good. The plane kept circling the Huangpu River, and even the captain informed us that if we couldn’t land, we had to fly back to Chengdu. The atmosphere on the plane suddenly became anxious .

God bless, finally, in the middle of the night, Jiang Xue and I set foot on the land of Shanghai.In the middle of the night, it was impossible to go to the accommodation arranged by the school, so I had to book a standard room near the airport.

Just plugged in the room card, the TV in the room turned on by itself, and the news was broadcasting the news that the typhoon was approaching Shanghai.

"God bless, Yu Siqi, it's a good thing we came today. If it's tomorrow's flight, I guess neither of us will be able to come."

"Yeah, fortunately, when I said I was going to fly back to Chengdu, I was really scared to pee."

"That's right, this cliff is the most bumpy plane I've ever been on. It's terrible. The trembling in the middle. Everyone on the plane was screaming. At that time, I was thinking that you must bless me, Grandpa. What I don’t want is probably the way of dying in a plane crash, after all, the process is too difficult, and it’s easy to find the dead body.” Jiang Xue went to the toilet and changed into clean clothes, and came out, chattering non-stop.

"But why is it Grandpa?" I knew that my concern seemed to be quite confused.

"Because that is the person I trust the most. It has been five years since he passed away. You will always think of other people when you are in danger. Anyway, I am my grandfather. Our family values ​​boys over girls. Only my grandfather treated me the best since I was a child. It is a pity The son wanted to raise him, but he didn't wait for his relatives. He left before I could repay him. I was also very sad at the time. But somehow, since he left, I have developed a habit. As long as there is something I always pray to him for important things. When I got the grades in the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and just now, I kept saying: Grandpa, I don’t want to die. So what about you? Who are you thinking about? When you were so panicked just now What are you thinking?" Jiang Xue chatted with me while unpacking her luggage and looking for her toiletries.

"I think about my mother, and I think that if a young and handsome person like me dies, it would be really jealous of talent." I answered honestly. "But I really don't seem to have the habit of praying."

"That's because you lack a sense of security. You haven't found anyone you can trust, and of course you don't know how to pray." Jiang Xue handed me a bottle of water, "I really hope someone can take you in soon."

"Forget it, I am already desperate for this indifferent world."

"You can't give up the whole forest just because you encounter a crooked-neck tree. There is no grass anywhere in the world, why do you have a single love for a dog's tail flower?"

"But what I met were three trees with crooked necks. Once I was bitten by a snake, I was afraid of well ropes for ten years. If I was bitten three times in a year and didn't learn my lesson, then I really asked for it .”

"Young man, I really doubt what kind of physique you are. Why do you feel that you have met all the scumbags in the world?"

"Your words sound like a sarcasm, it's not so humiliating."

"I don't dare to humiliate you. I will take you with me when I find a boyfriend in the future. If you like it and think it's good, I will definitely not, otherwise it will be easy to get tricked." Jiang Xue dropped these words and turned to take a bath, leaving me alone In the room, resentment, resentment, resentment.

I couldn't help shouting: "Jiang Xue, get out of here."

Jiang Xue and I really don't know who is more unlucky, two people are always bad together.That night the plane almost missed it, but the typhoon officially came the next day, and now it's all over, and I can't go out.

Jiang Xue and I didn’t have any food in our bags. Thankfully, there were charged items such as instant noodles in our room, so what Jiang Xue and I ate all day was a box of instant noodles for each of us. Two bags of biscuits and some drinks.

"I've never experienced a typhoon, Si Qi, do you think it's quite fun." Jiang Xue was watching TV with an iPad in her arms.

"I don't know your brain circuit very well. I don't think it's funny."

"Really, think about it. When I was a child, I always thought that a typhoon was a tornado. I always thought that after a while, the house would have to be swept away, but you see, it's actually okay. Anyway, we only need to If you don't go out, it doesn't have any effect in the room, it just feels like the rain is a little bit heavier."

"You think that, probably because you don't have common sense." I laughed.

"You fart, where do you get the confidence? A science student dares to laugh at me, a liberal arts student. As a person who has studied wind power levels systematically, would he have no common sense?" Jiang Xue threw a pillow, "But the two of us are really Is it because the fates are not compatible? Why are there so many unlucky things with you? I think it may be that you are too unlucky, Yu Siqi, the black energy on your body has affected me. "

"Bah. I haven't blamed you yet, you dare to blame me."

"No, I have to post on Moments to show my disdain for you." Jiang Xue had already taken out her mobile phone while speaking and started editing.

"Can't I post it?"

So I quickly edited a circle of friends with Jiang Xue's photo.

【This person is poisonous. Being with her almost missed the plane yesterday, and today there was a typhoon, so I could only eat instant noodles in the hotel.I feel bad for myself. 】 Moments positioning, Shanghai.

Liu Yingshan was the first to comment: [You came to Shanghai? 】

Seeing his name again after such a long time, my heart still can't be without fluctuations, but what can I do?I was fed up with always giving people hope to take back this kind of thing, so I ignored it.