If you bend me, you have to be responsible for me

Early the next morning, both of them woke up early.

"What do you want to eat today?" While Liu Yingshan was brushing his teeth, I planned to arrange today's itinerary.

"You are a birthday star, so you can eat whatever you want." Liu Yingshan said with bubbles in her mouth.

"Come on, how can I be so hypocritical, tell me, what's your request?"

"What can I ask for? I'm a foreigner, and I'm here temporarily. Otherwise, I'm going to search for a guide on the Internet now? Besides, this isn't your house." Liu Yingshan tidied up and gave me the toilet.

"It's not long since I moved here, and I haven't spent as much time in Chongqing as in Chengdu. I just checked the Internet, and the chicken offal in Ciqikou Ancient Town seems to have a good reputation. Let's eat that at noon, and then hot pot at night."

"Row."

The two men packed up quickly, and went out in about 10 minutes.At that time, I couldn't adapt to Chongqing, and what I hated the most was Chongqing's light rail. In Sichuan dialect, climbing up and down hills was annoying to death.Often when entering, you have to go down several floors, and go up to the ground with several floors, which really lives up to the reputation of the mountain city.

"I found that you are quite lazy." When leaving the station, Liu Yingshan laughed at me next to me.

"That's because I didn't eat breakfast." She gave him a hateful look, hoping that he would realize it.

"Come on, I didn't eat breakfast, why haven't I seen you like this, you just don't like sports. After I go back, I will also open a card for you in the gym in the community. Go to the gym with me every day. Make it a habit." While speaking, Liu Yingshan pulled the backpack off my back and put it on her back.

"What do you know?" I really don't like walking. Seeing that he was carrying a backpack, I just pulled the backpack with one hand and walked behind him, dragging him for strength. "The motherland has trained me for so many years, but I haven't used my wisdom to repay the society. How can I dedicate my physical strength to fitness for no reason, without nutrition."

"Besides, scientific research shows that 80.00% of the nutrients absorbed by the human body are transported to the brain, so as a mental worker, the consumption itself is greater than others. If you consume more physical energy, then it is still worth it? I can't put a good body It's a loss."

"You're the only one with a lot of nonsense." Liu Yingshan suddenly increased his speed, and then stopped suddenly, which made me stagger and bump into him directly.

I was full of resentment, and let go in anger, Liu Yingshan didn't care how frightening my expression was, and just kept laughing.

Neither of them had breakfast, and it was already a bit lively when they arrived at Ciqikou, so they hurriedly found a restaurant to eat the legendary ancient town chicken offal.To sum up the Guzhen chicken offal in one sentence: the taste is really good, but spicy.It’s okay for me, after all, I’m from Sichuan, but Liu Yingshan, a Shanghai native who grew up with sweet snacks, has been in Chengdu for nearly three years and still accepts difficulties, relying on a lot of drinking water to support her.

I really felt sorry, "Otherwise, don't eat it, I'll buy you something else later."

"Eat quickly, don't care about me, this one is pretty good, but it's a bit spicy." He took another big sip of water as he spoke.

"If you don't like spicy food, don't eat it, or we will eat other things."

"No, no, it's okay, I've eaten something hotter than this before." Liu Yingshan said it was okay, but her ears and eyes were already burning red, so I could only take two hasty bites, pay the bill and leave.

Attractions like Ciqikou made me feel like I was back in Yangshuo's Foreigner Street.

Obviously Liu Yingshan agrees with me.

"Siqi, do you think the ancient towns under heaven belong to one family?"

"Right on my mind."

"Really, look at the things sold on this street, the souvenirs and so on are all similar. The structure is a snack street on this side and a bar street on the other side. And look at the snack street on this road, which is similar to that in Jinli The items sold are exactly the same, I have eaten them all in Jinli."

"That's the case, but things in Chongqing seem to be cheaper, while things in Chengdu are a little more expensive."

"Then you said here and there are so attractive, and they are listed as must-see attractions?"

"So you are a straight man, don't you love taking pictures? Didn't you realize that you are surrounded by cameras? These places are of course suitable for couples and girlfriends. You and I are two widowed men, of course not that kind of place." It's an atmosphere." I smiled, only thinking that Liu Yingshan is really a elm-headed person sometimes.

"It really has nothing to do with me being a straight guy. When Liu Shu came to Chengdu to find me, I didn't think it was fun after we finished shopping around the ancient towns in Chengdu. Everything is the same, nothing special." Liu Yingshan gestured with her hands Looking at me like a camera, he continued: "But this time, I was really negligent. I even forgot to bring my camera. It's all your fault. I left in a hurry."

"That's right, it's all my fault." I pulled Liu Yingshan and motioned him to look at a man and a woman. The woman was posing in various poses, and the man had a SLR around his neck, but the one who was really taking pictures was iPhone in hand.

"Look, as an art lover, you lack the eyes to discover beauty. No matter how good a DSLR is, it's not as easy to use as an iPhone. Come and stand there, and I'll take a picture for you." While speaking, I placed Liu Yingshan on the When he got up the stairs, he stepped back two steps, squatted down and captured his cute moment.This is the first photo I took of him.

"Xiaoci, you have grown up. You dare to take advantage of my brother. You are really good." Liu Yingshan, who had just finished the filming task, stepped over two steps and put one hand on my shoulder, "Is it wrong? , who did you become brother just now?"

I resolutely refused to admit defeat, thinking about throwing him away with my own ability, but the enemy was too strong, and I really couldn't compete with a person who practiced equipment every day.

"Wrong, huh?"

"Liu Yingshan, you, let go, I don't want to cheat." The enemy is really cunning enough, one hand suppresses me, and the other hand is free to scratch my itch. For a moment, I only feel that there are little ants crawling on my body.

"Quickly admit your mistake."

"Good sons and daughters of the party will not succumb to the enemy's persecution." I twisted my body and stretched my hands to try to resist, but Liu Yingshan's arm, bah, his arm was like an iron wall, restraining me and making me unable to move.

At this moment, I thought of □□, I thought of Qu Qiubai, I thought of the little carrot head in the Zhazi Cave, and I resolutely surrendered.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." I laughed wildly, the trick of itching meat is really tried and tested.

"What's wrong?" Liu Yingshan asked, still holding my hand.

"I shouldn't be your brother."

"That's about the same. The young comrades have a deep understanding. Come and call Brother Sheng to listen."

I finally saw what it means to be shameless and invincible, "Liu Yingshan, don't go too far."

"Hey, I'll let you go with a yell, or we'll just twist around like this, so that you can feel the strange eyes of passers-by." Liu Yingshan twisted me while walking, the two big men walking like this are a bit eye-catching , not to mention during a packed holiday season.

"Brother." I called out imperceptibly.

"Be louder."

"Brother." The volume was raised slightly, and there was another sound.

"Brother, two words. Louder, hurry up, or you won't let go, you can figure it out yourself."

"Liu Yingshan, I'll fuck you..."

"Think it over and say it. It's not fun to swear. Besides, it won't hurt your family. It's no one for you to scold anyone."

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."

"You're good, scream well, and if you really want to go to bed, I'm probably the one who fucked you, hehehe."

"Fuck off, where's your integrity? Did the dog eat it?"

"Well, you ate."

"Liu Yingshan!" The anger in his chest was about to burst out, but that guy didn't take it seriously at all.

"This is a scenic spot, you are blocking other tourists."

"It's not what I want to block. I'll let you go if you call me brother. And I'm older than you, tell me about you, what's wrong with making you call brother?" Liu Yingshan's face was already turned up The sky is gone, and the corners of my mouth are grinning. In this regard, I can only once again live up to the ardent expectations of the party and the people.

"Brother." I really hate it. I have a deep understanding of the role of the gym. In my life, I have never wanted to go to the gym to open a card, train my muscles, and press my ass against the wall. Come on, let me fish.

"Be good, let's go, I'll buy you some delicious food." Liu Yingshan grinned and walked in front again. At this moment, the pressure on my body was released, and I finally lowered my proud head and avoided everyone's eyes. Trot all the way away.

"Where are you going now?" After exiting Ciqikou and walking towards the light rail, Liu Yingshan stuck on it again like a dog's skin plaster.

"Go back." I shook my shoulders and tried to shake him off.

"You're angry, brother."

"Get out, you don't stop, roll in all directions, roundly."

"Okay, let's go, brother will take you to eat Sister Hui's old hot pot."

"How do you know this?"

"It's not that you are the only one who knows how to surf the Internet, that's easy, brother."

"Get out of here." I kicked him in the air, but someone grabbed my foot instead.

"Brother, in this way, you see that your legs are not as strong as my arms. So, I suggest that we have something to talk about before you can beat me."

I pulled my foot back in grief and anger, "Go get the card when you return to Chengdu, you'd better pray that you don't wait for the day when I develop muscles."

"I'll wait and see."

"No, I'll move out when I get back. If you go back to school, get out too. I'll block you." No, the best way is of course to hide.

"Don't, I'll open a card for you when I get back. You can go to practice with my full guidance, and you can save even the private education fee. How nice it is."

"roll."

"Good boy, don't get angry."

"roll."

"Hey, I bought you a cake."

"roll."

"Birthday Cake."

"roll."

"Haagen-Dazs ordered ice cream cakes, like macarons."

"You...forget it, forgive you once."

"Thank you king."

For a foodie, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one meal, if there is, then two meals.