[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

With the help of the cover of cement dust, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi sneaked away from the corner of the venue.By the time the two of them made a big circle and returned to the city, it was almost dusk.

And because Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi were covered in cement dust, they surprised Qin Niang who opened the door to welcome them.

When Qin Niang figured out the reason, she couldn't laugh or cry.At the same time, Qin Niang couldn't help feeling worried.

Obviously, the last time Lu Xiaofeng and the other six went too far in the modern society, as a result, anyone who wears ancient costumes and wears long hair on the street is more likely to be called to the police.

But Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi threw all the cement today, and Qinniang will have to take them to the street to buy again tomorrow!

Qin Niang is worried that if Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi go to the street tomorrow, they will be called to the police.

In the end, to be on the safe side, Qin Niang had to dig out the suit she had bought for Xu Baijin's silly father and wear it to Xu Baijin.Not to mention, Xu Baijin wearing Wang Baoqiang's wig really has a special charm in this suit.

As for Lin Pingzhi, Qin Niang suggested that he go to the closet of the woman next door to find a set of women's clothing to wear, and match his long hair, and simply pretend to be a woman.

Lin Pingzhi hesitated for a while, but seeing that Qiniang really didn't have any extra men's clothing, he had no choice but to accept Qiniang's suggestion and put on his wife's clothes.

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The next day, Qin Niang took Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi, who was disguised as a woman, to the streets again to buy the ten bags of cement.

On the way home, Qin Niang suddenly received a strange phone call. When Qin Niang connected, she heard the voice of beef soup on the other side.

It turned out that in order to thank Qin Niang for her early warning yesterday, the beef soup specially invited Qin Niang to have a meal.

Qin Niang couldn't shirk it, so she had to take Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi to the banquet.Well, when we talk about going to a banquet, we actually mean eating a fast meal at McDonald's.

Of course, even at McDonald's, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi ate happily.They complained about Niang Qin's pettiness while eating, because Niang Qin never invited them to McDonald's, but always invited them to food stalls on the side of the road.

Qin Niang was speechless to the complaints of Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi, the two bumpkins, and she didn't bother to pay attention to them, and spent most of her time talking with Niu Tang.

Qin Niang relayed the news she overheard from policeman Chen Chenna to Niu Tang, and told Niu Tang that the police had set up a task force to arrest her.

After hearing this, Beef Soup became scared, and she decided to wash her hands and quit in a short time.

"Then what are you going to do?" Qin Niang asked the beef soup curiously.

"I want to be an anchor." Beef Soup responded coyly.

"Singing and dancing?" Qin Niang asked the beef soup again with some disapproval, because she obviously didn't know how to put on makeup yet.

"No, that kind of competition is too fierce, and it's not suitable for my specialty." Niu Niu Tang shook his head, "Besides, singing and dancing are usually performed in one place. Isn't this black household like me looking for arrest?"

"Could it be that you want to be an outdoor anchor?" Qin Niang's eyes lit up, feeling that this is quite suitable for beef soup.

"It's an outdoor adventure type." Beef Soup added.

"What exactly is it?" Qin Niang couldn't help asking.

"It's the most popular kind not long ago..." The beef soup suddenly became a thing of the past.

"Get a small car and go on foot?" Qin Niang guessed.

"What kind of adventure is hiking!" Beef Tang shook his head.

"Could it be haunted house exploration? Survival on a deserted island? Wild hunting?" Qin Niang said three more in one breath.

"These are not exciting enough..." Beef Soup continued to shake his head.

"I can't figure it out, just tell me." Qin Niang raised her hand in surrender.

"Okay, then I'll be straight." Beef soup approached Qin Niang's ear mysteriously, and she whispered, "I'm going to live broadcast the tomb robbery, the ancient tomb robbery!"

"Ah! This caught someone who was about to beheaded!" Qin Niang exclaimed in surprise.

"It's okay, I won't move anything in the ancient tomb, so I will open the coffin and let everyone see the big rice dumplings lying inside." Niu Routang waved his hand disapprovingly.

Niu Niu Tang then asked Qin Niang: "Do you think I can be popular?"

"It must be a big fire!" Qin Niang nodded, "The premise is that you have not been caught."

"The ancient tombs are all in the deep mountains and old forests, they can't catch me." Niu Routang smiled confidently.

"At that time, if anyone gives me a gift, I will also give you a service." Beef soup was talking, and began to plan for the future.

"What service?" Qin Niang cooperatingly cheered.

"It's to help keep the name of the gift giver in the coffin of the ancient tomb, so that future generations can look up to them thousands of years later."

"Of course, the number of words in the message should be determined according to the size of the gift. The minimum is three characters. You can only help to carve a person's name. At most, it can be a poem. At the moment of the live broadcast, for example, a certain and a certain mountain has no mausoleum, heaven and earth unite , but dare to break with the king..."

"Wouldn't it be auspicious for this passage to be engraved in the coffins of the ancients?" Qin Niang reminded the beef soup.

"Why is it unlucky?" Niu Niu Tang retorted: "After the engraving, I will cover the coffin again, and it will be called the final conclusion of the coffin. It means that you can never go back on your word, what auspicious!"

"Conclude the coffin?" Qin Niang was fooled by the fallacy of the beef soup, she felt that it really was the same thing.After all, many people believe this, especially some big bosses, especially the mana bonus of hundreds of thousands of big rice dumplings in the coffin!

"I want to try what you said." Qin Niang leisurely yearned.

"What's the relationship between you and me!" Beef Soup boldly patted Qin Niang's shoulder, and promised: "Whenever you want to try, it's just a matter of one sentence, and I will engrave it for you for free."

"Well, I'll tell you when I think about the sentence that needs to be concluded." Qin Niang nodded happily.

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Since it was going to be sent back in the afternoon, after chatting until one o'clock at noon, Qin Niang, who was full and full, took Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi to say goodbye to the beef soup.

When the three of them were walking home, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi probably heard that the beef soup was interesting just now, and they decided to use Lin Pingzhi's tablet to download some tomb robber movies after going back. appreciate.

Qin Niang listened to what the two said, and suddenly her heart moved.

Qin Niang thought that as soon as Sadako dug the well and dug into the mountainside under their feet, the world of "Midnight Ring" would end, and a new world would begin...

If Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi downloaded some tomb robbery movies at this time, would it just affect themselves at that time?As a result, the newly opened world is a world of tomb robbers?

"I don't want to fight with a thousand-year-old rice dumpling while I'm on guard against Zhenzi getting out of the ground at any time!" Qin Niang imagined that scene, and she couldn't help shivering.

Qin Niang hurriedly turned her head to stop Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi and said, "You are not allowed to download those disgusting movies to watch!"

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God knows whether Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi listened to Qinniang's words.

Anyway, after returning to the single apartment, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi sneaked into the room of the woman next door. They stayed in the room of the woman next door until more than three o'clock, and when it was time to go back, they hurriedly He jumped from the balcony to Qin Niang's side.

Afterwards, the three of Qinniang were first transferred to the world of "Swordsman", where they greeted Yue Buqun and the others from the air, chatted for a while, and then quickly passed through the world of "Green Snake", Stop in the world of "The Mist".

But compared to the last time, Qin Niang soon discovered that the time they stayed in the world of "Mist" was getting shorter and shorter.For this phenomenon, Qin Niang judged that it was because Fa Hai and the middle-aged woman had both come over, and the bond between the world and them was getting weaker and weaker.

And in the world of "Lu Xiaofeng", the three of Qinniang also stopped again, suspended in the sky above the vast sea, and the three of Qinniang also saw a sea boat moored directly below them.

On this ship, apart from some sailors, there was also a young monk who was lying on the back of a giant bird and looking up.

Qin Niang recognized that this young monk was the honest monk!

Does this honest monk want to fly up on that giant bird?When Qin Niang was surprised, she saw the sea boat below moving slowly, it kept circling on the sea surface, and the giant bird on its deck tremblingly rose into the sky...

After a while, when the giant bird was slowly approaching with the honest monk on its back, Qin Niang could see clearly that the giant bird was just a big kite.

It turned out that this honest monk was going to come up on a kite!Qin Niang couldn't help giving the honest monk a thumbs up, and praised him for being smart from afar.

When the honest monk saw Qin Niang's praise, he showed a smug face, and slowly got up from the back of the giant kite bird, and stood up a little bit...

As if stepping on the back of a real giant bird, when the honest monk got used to this standing posture completely, he posed various poses in a showy manner. Sometimes he put his hands behind his back, with his sleeves fluttering; Bend sideways, like surfing on a pedal; after a while, the golden rooster becomes independent, and then the big roc spreads its wings with both hands...

After playing with all kinds of movements, Qin Niang was fascinated, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi also applauded loudly and applauded desperately!The sailors on the ship below also continued to cheer.

The honest monk became more and more complacent amidst the cheers, and when he couldn't stand upside down with a big head, he simply performed a set of Shaolin boxing on the square inch of the giant kite bird's back, hitting like a tiger The tiger is windy and quite imposing.

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When the honest monk finished this set of Shaolin boxing, the giant bird kite gradually rose to the same height as Qin Niang and the other three.

Seeing this, the honest monk stopped performing, he stopped all movements, waved his hands to greet Qin Niang and the three, and asked loudly: "Young monk is about to jump over, please three benefactors to catch this little monk! "

"No problem, monk, you can dance with confidence, I will definitely catch you." Xu Baijin was the first to respond enthusiastically to the honest monk, who he felt was very suitable for him.

Lin Pingzhi opened his hands beside Xu Baijin, and he also replied to the honest monk: "I am also ready, you can jump over with confidence!"

"Okay, the little monk has started to dance, when the little monk finds Lu Xiaofeng and wants to return the money he owes me, I will definitely treat you two to drink!" The honest monk generously made a promise to Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi.

After finishing speaking, the honest monk stomped on the giant bird kite under his feet, and flew towards Qin Niang and the three of them in the air!

"Not good!" At this moment, Qin Niang suddenly remembered something, she desperately yelled at the honest monk who was in mid-air: "Monk, you jump high, jump higher!"

"Why do you still need to jump high? This is already high enough." The honest monk was in mid-air and was very puzzled by Qin Niang's words.

"Because there is a transparent air wall in front of us, you can only jump in from the top of us!" Qin Niang said angrily.

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It's a pity that Qin Niang was obviously too late, the next scene was not what Qin Niang expected, there was only a loud bang, and the honest monk hit a transparent wall of air.There was only half a meter between him and Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi who had stretched out their hands to welcome him.

But this half-meter distance will eventually become an insurmountable abyss!

Because the transparent air wall is not slippery, even if the honest monk sticks his big face on it, it still can't stop him from sliding down quickly!

Almost in the blink of an eye, the unlucky honest monk slid down the transparent air platform where Qin Niang and the three of them stood. With a long scream, he fell straight down to the sea hundreds of meters below, splashing There was a big wave...

Vaguely, the three of Qin Niang also heard the honest monk shouting: "I will come back!"