[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Well, the woman next door is really the daughter of a wealthy family, no wonder she used to be quite generous.

Qin Niang waved her hand, indicating that Xu Baijin no longer had to imitate the advertisement. She asked Xu Baijin to sleep on the floor on the balcony, and fell asleep herself.

Lin Pingzhi already had the key to the bachelor apartment of the woman next door, but Qin Niang didn't have to worry about him.

After sleeping like this until she woke up the next day, Qin Niang took Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi to buy cement. In order to block Sadako, Qin Niang bought as many as ten bags of cement.

But after purchasing the cement, Qin Niang seemed to have nothing to do, she could only wait patiently for the time to go back, and then send it back.

Seeing this, Qin Niang simply let Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi move freely, and she also went shopping to pass the time freely.

Unknowingly, Qin Niang went to Dongfang Bubai's bookstore again unknowingly.

But Qin Niang probed into the bookstore and saw that Dongfang Bubai was not in the bookstore, but the former bookstore owner was dressed in women's clothes and sat in Dongfang Bubai's seat.

Qin Niang walked into the bookstore curiously, and she asked the bookstore owner where Dongfang Bubai went?And casually asked the bookstore owner: "Long time no see, where did you go before?"

The owner of the bookstore told Qin Niang with a smile that Dongfang Bubai had gone to do some personal business and had been away for several days, but he didn't know what the specific business was.

As for where I went before?The owner of the bookstore smiled shyly again, and he replied to Qin Niang: "I have become a woman, of course I cook and do housework at home like a woman! This time she went out to run errands, so I had to reluctantly show my face again."

"Oh, have you and her formed a family?" Qin Niang asked gossipingly.

"How is this possible! She is also a woman, we are sisters, good sisters!" The bookstore owner solemnly declared to Qin Niang.

"Yes, yes, you are good sisters!" Qin Niang also quickly reacted, she remembered that Dongfang Bubai's face was the little policeman Chen Chen.

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Speaking of Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, as soon as Qinniang thought of the little policeman Chen Chen, she saw Chen Chen also striding into the bookstore from the outside. He stood behind Qinniang and asked the bookstore owner loudly: "Is my sister Jin Xing back?"

"I haven't come back." The owner of the bookstore is obviously very familiar with Chen Chen, and after responding to his words, he added: "I roasted meat at noon, do you want to come over for dinner?"

"The bureau arranged for me to guard a female snitch. I'll go there later to replace my colleague. I don't think I'll have time to eat at noon." Chen Chen replied to the bookstore owner.

"Why is the female snitch so powerful that she still has to guard?" the bookstore owner asked Chen Chen again with a smile.

"It's really amazing. We failed to arrest her several times! She probably came from other places and stole dozens of cars in this city. The higher authorities set up a task force to catch her." .”

"Dozens of cars have been stolen?" The bookstore owner was speechless, and he asked again: "Have you checked the whereabouts of these stolen cars?"

"I can't check it, she didn't sell any of them!" Chen Chen shook his head and continued, "She stole it at night and returned it to the owner before dawn. What's even more speechless is that she drove these cars all night long. Picking up and dropping off people for free all night and doing good deeds."

"Why does this sound like a righteous thief..." The bookstore owner laughed so hard that his flower branches trembled.

"What kind of righteous thief is just crazy!" Chen Chen complained to the bookstore owner.

"By the way, there seems to be a lot of psychosis in this city recently, you have to be careful." Chen Chen kindly reminded the bookstore owner.

"We caught a group last month, but six of them slipped through the net. These six people are easy to identify. They are all dressed in ancient costumes and have long hair. Wrong, one of them is bald."

"The most typical characteristic of these six psychopaths is that they like to drive agricultural tricycles, and their skills are not good. If you meet them, call the police as soon as possible." Chen Chen told the bookstore owner.

"Understood." The bookstore owner nodded, and glanced at Qin Niang intentionally or unintentionally. He and Dongfang Bubai were best friends, and he knew that Dongfang Bubai, an ancient man, was brought here by Qin Niang.

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Qin Niang ignored the eyes of the bookstore owner, and when the little policeman Chen Chen left the bookstore, she followed behind him secretly.

As for why Qin Niang followed Chen Chen, the reason was very simple. Qin Niang heard that the female snitch Chen Chen and the police wanted to arrest was beef soup.

Qin Niang felt a little guilty about the beef soup, because she was the one who brought him into this world, and because she was once favored by the beef soup.

And Qin Niang finally followed Chen Chen all the way to the square in the center of the city, yes, it was the square where she and the girl next door wanted to hide Dongfang Bubai's body.

This square has always been lively, and at this time the above is also bustling with people.Qin Niang saw that Chen Chen had changed shifts with another policeman. He was standing in the crowd on duty, but his eyes often glanced at a corner of the square intentionally or unintentionally...

There was a big cardboard box in the corner, and there were five eye-catching big characters on it: whoever steals, whoever dies!

Needless to say, this big cardboard box should be where the beef soup lives.Qin Niang quietly sat not far from the big cardboard box, amused and worried.

When it was almost noon, Niang Qin saw the beef soup appearing. She walked from the edge of the square to the big cardboard box, with a hamburger in her mouth, a glass of drink in one hand, and a bag of French fries in the other.

Qin Niang hastily raised one hand to her chest concealedly, swung it quickly and repeatedly, and at the same time winked at the beef soup...

There were so many people in the square, Niu Tang didn't notice Qin Niang at first, but kept walking.Fortunately, when he was approaching the big cardboard box, Niu Niang finally noticed Qin Niang's small movements.

She glanced around vigilantly, and with the beef soup in her mouth, she turned around and ran away.

Suddenly, a group of plainclothes and the police rushed over from all directions, but unfortunately their movements were still a step slower, allowing Niu Rou Tang to escape nimbly.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Qin Niang also turned around and left.

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It is said that Qin Niang helped Niu Tang to escape, while Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi over there were unfortunately being chased by someone.

The reason why Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi were chased was that they did it themselves, because they went to see the car again.

You must know that the six of them drove the agricultural tricycle last time, but they made a group of policemen burnt out.Afterwards, the police greeted the various car sellers separately, asking them not to sell cars to young people in ancient costumes, and it is best to call the police as soon as they see such young people!

That's why Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi just walked around the car dealership, and a large group of policemen and a special car from the mental hospital were called.

The police and the doctors of the mental hospital wanted to arrest Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi and send them to the mental hospital for examination.

But Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi were unwilling to be taken to the mental hospital by them, they also turned around and ran away on the spot.

But in a panic, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi forgot to go into the alley, and ran onto the wide road instead.

The behavior of Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi was seen by a sluggish psychiatrist who came to arrest them, and the psychiatrist quickly told the accompanying policeman and his colleagues: "Let's not take a look at this for now." The son caught up with these two psychopaths, and followed them not too far away. When they collapsed to the ground after running too weak, they can be easily arrested."

All the policemen and colleagues of the psychiatrist thought it was a good idea.

So in the next scene, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi ran with their heads buried in the road, and not far behind them were followed by two police cars and a special car from the mental hospital.

The three cars honked their horns from time to time, urging Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi to run faster!Its picture is like the ending scene in the movie "Crazy Stone".

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After more than an hour, Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi ran out of the city along the road. They ran around the ring road twice, followed a fork in the road and ran onto a village road.

Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi's incomparable perseverance made the two police cars behind them and the people in the special car for the mental hospital all admire.At the same time, these policemen and psychiatrists have made up their minds: they must first exhaust Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi, otherwise, they are very worried that they will not be able to win against these two bloody men. guy.

You know, there were a group of professional marathon runners who briefly walked with Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi on the way, but the result was that these marathon runners were quickly thrown off by Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi. There was no shadow to be seen.

Fortunately, the end of this village road is a steep and winding mountain road. These policemen and psychiatrists believe that Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi will definitely become paralyzed after running on that mountain road for a long time.

These policemen and psychiatrists encouraged each other to cheer up and continued to follow behind Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi.

And Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi ran on this village road for a while, and soon they also saw a wonderful scene.

Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi saw a wide field on the front side of the village road, and a striking banner was stretched high above the wide field.

The writing on this banner reads: "The [-]th Anniversary Ceremony of the Founding of the Funeral Love Family Branch in XX City."

What the hell is this funeral family?Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi looked at each other blankly, and then they raised their eyes to look, and saw that the people in the wide field were all in their 30s, and their clothes were ordinary.Some are like farmers, some are like housewives, some are like pork sellers in the market...

But when Xu Baijin and Lin Pingzhi looked into the middle of the wide field, they saw the same group of people singing and dancing to the blaring music, and they also threw gray powder out of their pockets one after another...

"Why do the things they throw look familiar to me?" Xu Baijin asked Lin Pingzhi while running in doubt.

Lin Pingzhi raised his head and sniffed, and immediately told Xu Baijin with certainty: "What they threw was cement, which we just bought."

"Isn't cement used to pave the floor? Can you still play like this?" Xu Baijin was puzzled.

Lin Pingzhi also shook his head, he couldn't understand what these people who claimed to be the funeral family were doing.Could this be a mysterious ritual?

At this time, Lin Pingzhi suddenly saw a man take out a large bag of cement from his arms and sprinkle it vigorously towards the sky. Amidst the sound of music and the screams of the crowd, the figure of this man was immediately covered by the cement powder. I can't see him anymore, he seems to have disappeared invisibly!

Lin Pingzhi's heart moved, he glanced back at the two police cars behind him like tarsus maggots and the special car of the mental hospital, and whispered to Xu Baijin: "I have thought of a way out..."

"Let's hear it." Xu Baijin pricked up his ears with interest.

"Let's join them." Lin Pingzhi pointed to the middle of the wide field, "Secretly, I took out the ten bags of cement that your little mother bought from the cassock bag and sprinkled them..."

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The site of the [-]th anniversary commemorative meeting of the Burial Love Family Branch in XX City, which was being broadcast live on the Internet, fell into a hysterical carnival climax after two young people broke in!

Everyone saw miraculously that as soon as the two young men broke into the conference site, they kept throwing cement powder out of a cloth bag as if by magic!

These cement powders filled the entire assembly site in an instant, but it was so extravagant, the two young men still kept their hands, and then everyone saw bags of cement being thrown into the sky, and then suddenly shattered in the sky...

The organizer of the conference was so touched that he burst into tears on the spot. He choked up and said, "Unexpectedly, our funeral family has been silent for more than 20 years, but there are still such young and crazy diehard fans!"

"Burying love never grows old, it lasts forever!"