[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang took care of her parents and made an appointment to pick them up tomorrow, seeing that it was still early, she went straight to the workplace of her friend who likes dubbing.

At the beginning, Qinniang promised this friend that she would give him a copy of Huashan School's Poyuquan manual, but this friend always thought it was Qinniang's joke and didn't take it to heart.Well, Qin Niang was indeed joking at first, and she really didn't take it to heart.But after the Huashan School as a whole was passed on to the world of "Green Snake", the acting head became Linghu Chong. Qin Niang was able to get this broken jade boxing book at her fingertips, so she took care of her friend and got a copy.

Qin Niang had kept this broken jade boxing book on her body for a while, but because Qin Niang had various accidents during her previous visits, Qin Niang couldn't leave, so she didn't have time to send it to her friends.

It happened to be free at this time, and Qin Niang finally had the opportunity to send this broken jade boxing manual to a friend.

But when Qin Niang walked all the way to her friend's work unit, she saw her friend looking down at her mobile phone, looking silly.Qin Niang silently stood behind her friend and peeped, and found a street photography anchor in her friend's mobile phone, following a group of Hanfu men and women on bicycles.

This group of men and women in Hanfu, Qin Niang, recognized them at a glance. They were the disciples of the Huashan School who were herded by her, plus the green snake and white snake, and Master Duoduo with white eyebrows and white beard...

Such a group of ghosts and ghosts wandering in the street is really eye-catching, no wonder it attracted the attention of street photography anchors.

Qin Niang watched attentively, and saw that there were large and small shopping bags hanging on the faucets of these guys' bicycles. It was obvious that they had gone shopping like crazy not long ago.

Seeing this, Qiniang's heart is bleeding, she originally earned all this money by herself!Well now, just take a shortcut, all their money has been directly earned by modern shopping malls.

Qin Niang secretly vowed that next time she would never bring the ancients here, unless they paid to compensate for her loss.

As soon as Qinniang finished her vow, something changed in the picture. Seeing Linghu Chong thinking about his comic book, Qinniang led the crowd to the bookstore where Dongfang Bubai lives to buy.

And Dongfang Bubai, no, it should be called Dongfang Jinxing at this time. For some reason, she suddenly didn't see eye to eye with the green snake. After talking with Linghu Chong and the green snake, she turned around and took out a long sword from the bookstore. If you have to compete with the green snake at the door of the bookstore in public.

Since the street photography anchor was far away, Qin Niang couldn't hear what the three of them said clearly.But thinking about it with her toes, Qin Niang also knew that Linghu Chong must have told Dongfang Bubai that he was the defeated general of the Green Snake, so Dongfang Bubai was not angry and wanted to weigh the Green Snake.

After all, Dongfang Bubai made a symbolic gesture with Linghu Chong that time, and the two tied.If Linghu Chong thought he couldn't beat the Green Snake, wouldn't that mean that Dongfang Bubai couldn't beat the Green Snake either?How could she, who claims to be invincible, endure it.

Fearing that the two of them would make things worse, Qin Niang immediately took out the broken jade boxing manual and threw it to her friend from behind. After she turned around, she rushed out of her friend's unit, waved her hand to stop a taxi on the side of the street, Tell the taxi driver to rush to the bookstore as fast as possible.

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Fortunately, when Qinniang arrived, Dongfang Bubai and Green Snake hadn't started fighting yet, they were just staring at each other like fighting cocks.

Seeing this, Qin Niang quickly shouted: "The urban management is here!"

The aura on Dongfang Bubai's body immediately faltered, she raised her head and looked around nervously, at the same time quickly threw the long sword in her hand into the corner of the bookstore behind her, and smoothed her hair on her temples as if nothing had happened, and ignored the green snake. He walked back to the bookstore and continued to sell books.

The green snake was left at a loss, she stood there helplessly holding the sword, and Qin Niang shouted to the green snake again: "You still don't put away your sword, I told the city management to come."

"What is urban management?" Green Snake asked Qin Niang in confusion.

"It's a group of people here who specialize in maintaining the order of the city streets. They are very good at catching dogs and snakes!" Qin Niang quietly used the accent on the word catching snakes.

The green snake trembled when she heard the sound, and she also quickly put away the long sword and coiled it around her waist.

"Sister, let's go back quickly?" Green Snake said to Qin Niang trembling.

"It's time to go back, you've played long enough." Qin Niang echoed Green Snake's opinion, she called everyone over, and led them to prepare to leave the city.

……

In the evening, by the side of the reservoir, Qin Niang convened another meeting with everyone.The content of this meeting was specifically used to explain how to deal with Qin Niang's parents tomorrow.

Qin Niang told everyone in detail what to say and what not to say in front of her parents, and then ordered several young male and female disciples of the Huashan School to pretend to be their students and call themselves teachers.

Qin Niang promised that if everyone cooperates well this time and successfully fools her parents, she will treat everyone to a big meal.

For the big meal, everyone promised Qin Niang that they would cooperate, and Linghu Chong even agreed on the spot, and immediately lent Qin Niang a side hall of the Huashan School to use as a classroom. It was originally the place where Yue Buqun taught his disciples to study. , There are all kinds of enlightenment books, there is no need for Qiniang to prepare, he will also arrange the residence of Qiniang's parents well.

Qin Niang then felt at ease, but the woman next door kindly reminded Qin Niang: "Your statement that the helicopter is wrapped in cloth is too absurd, will your parents really believe it?"

"It's okay if you don't believe me!" Qin Niang lamented, and she told the woman next door: "Actually, I also understand that they have doubts in their hearts, but in order to truly understand what I am doing, they hide their doubts in their hearts, and they follow me first. Toss, want to see what I am up to?"

"And in order to make them feel at ease, I had no choice but to grit my teeth and try my best to perform this drama. The more realistic the performance, the better."

"Have you ever thought about it..." Qin Niang asked the woman next door: "If you were my parents, after being wrapped in a big cloth tomorrow, they went to the place in a daze, and were released again, and found that the things in front of them changed drastically. Do you think you have time traveled, or will you believe what I said before, thinking that you were really lifted into a certain mountain by a helicopter?"

"I...I..." The woman next door was questioned by Qin Niang. She was speechless for a long time, and she admitted helplessly: "Compared with the more absurd theory of time travel, I'm afraid I had to believe in your helicopter and the magic big cloth at that time." The rhetoric, at least it is still within the scope of my understanding, although it is very bizarre."

"That's the end of it." Qin Niang spread her hands, and she concluded: "You guys find it incredible at first, and you think fools would not believe this set of rhetoric, but it's all based on the perspective of an outsider. When you really Being in the situation, experiencing that bizarre scene, and even more absurd excuses, you will actually believe it, this is human nature."

"In addition, I have to prepare a big killer tomorrow morning. With it, the probability of successfully fooling my parents will be even greater." Qin Niang said mysteriously.

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The killer weapon prepared by Qin Niang was rushed to the city early the next day and brought back.The woman next door looked curious, but when she opened it, she found it was a portable speaker.

Several pieces of sound were recorded in this portable speaker, the background sound was the noise of the helicopter propeller, interspersed with some pilots' dialogues, and the helicopter slowly flew from a distance and landed, and gradually flew away. audio...

Don't think about it, this must be another masterpiece of Qin Niang's friend who loves dubbing.He got the broken jade boxing score brought to him by Qiniang yesterday, and he worked extra hard to record these sounds for Qiniang at night.

And everything is ready, Qin Niang, who only owes Dongfeng, will wait for her parents to come by taxi.

Waiting like this until one o'clock in the afternoon, Qinniang's parents arrived at the side of the reservoir on time.When they got out of the car, they saw Qin Niang standing with the crowd, and immediately believed Qin Niang's first lie.

"You see these people are indeed wearing ancient costumes, my daughter didn't lie to us." Qin Niang's mother whispered to Qin Niang's father.

"Yes, they should also live in the depths of the mountains, isolated from the world, otherwise they wouldn't have bought a lot of messy things such as toilet paper, long johns, etc." Qinniang's father nodded.

Qin Niang's parents finally began to believe three or four points of Qin Niang's previous words.

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Qinniang's parents chatted with everyone quickly, especially after Qinniang's mother saw Master Duoduo in the crowd, she grabbed Master Duoduo and told Master Duoduo how fans missed Master Duoduo.

Qin Niang hid aside, silently calculating the time, and when the time was approaching, she quietly threw out Fa Hai's cassock while her parents were not paying attention...

Then Qinniang's parents saw the sky darken, and they realized that they were wrapped in a huge piece of cloth.They opened their mouths in surprise, and everyone who was also wrapped in the cassock hurriedly followed Qiniang's instructions last night, and comforted Qiniang's parents to be safe, saying that it was the helicopter that was taking everyone away.

Qiniang's parents listened attentively, and they really heard the sound of a helicopter flying overhead. They looked at each other and wondered to themselves, "Could it be true that my daughter's theory of a helicopter hanging people is also true? It's not nonsense."

In this guess, Qiniang's parents heard the sound of the helicopter getting louder and louder, and finally seemed to be hovering directly above their heads. They also vaguely heard the call answering sound of the pilot and the control tower.

Not long after, Qinniang's parents felt that they were being hoisted up and down, and seemed to be suspended amidst the deafening noise of the helicopter's propellers.

"I can't do it, I'm a little airsick!" Qin Niang's mother grabbed Qin Niang's father's hand, her face turned slightly pale.

Qinniang's father's expression also turned bad, and he asked a disciple of the Huashan School beside him fearfully: "Little brother, how high can this helicopter fly? It's too high and I'm afraid of heights!"

Poor Huashan School disciple is also the first time to come to modern society. He doesn't know what a helicopter is, let alone how high a helicopter can fly.He followed the crowd to comfort Qiniang's parents before, and he followed the scriptures, but when he was asked by Qiniang's father, he immediately became tongue-tied.

Qin Niang's father didn't get a response, so he had to make up his mind: "It's over, this helicopter will definitely fly very high, so he didn't answer me."

"It's still careless, I didn't expect that what my daughter said is actually true..." Qiniang's father was annoyed, "I should have bought flight insurance in advance if I knew it earlier. The worst thing is, I have to go to Taobao to buy two parachutes to carry on my back."