[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang and the woman next door finally took everyone out of the apartment without any risk of danger. After everyone finished supper at a street food stall, Qin Niang and the woman next door also came up with a way to settle them down.

They knocked on the door of an outdoor store, and Qin Niang bought a set of camping items such as tents and sleeping bags for each of them, and then sold them to everyone.The process in the middle is just like Qinniang's buying and selling in the past, but this time the buying and selling is in the same world.

Then everyone returned to the apartment, took out the bicycles they had stored in Qinniang's single apartment, and Qinniang and the woman next door showed the way, and everyone rode overnight to the bank of a beautiful reservoir in the suburbs, camped and rested.

After all this tossing, it was almost dawn, everyone fell asleep, and the snoring on the shore of the reservoir soon rose and fell.

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At around noon the next day, Qin Niangfang woke up from her tent with Xu Baijin's stupid father. She got out of the tent to look for the woman next door, but she saw that the woman next door had already woken up, and was sitting by the reservoir and chatting with Lin Pingzhi. .

Qin Niang walked behind the two of them and coughed, and the woman next door and Lin Pingzhi moved away embarrassedly.

"I want to ask you something." Qin Niang said to the woman next door, she took the woman next door to a remote place, and told the woman next door about her experience in the world of "Green Snake" these days.

After listening to the girl next door, she recalled that Qin Niangfei took her to watch a movie that night, and the name of the movie seemed to be "Green Snake". Is it related to the film and television drama you watched before?"

"That's right, that's right!" Qin Niang nodded, and then she said anxiously: "Now the plot in the world of "Green Snake" seems to be coming to an end, I guess I'm about to be passed away again, please give me some advice , which world should I go to next is the safest?"

"The safest?" The woman next door thought hard for a while, and she analyzed for Qin Niang: "From the perspective of security, it is still the safest in modern society, there is no war, and there are no ghosts and ghosts."

"You mean, I need to watch a modern domestic drama?" Qin Niang's eyes lit up, but soon dimmed again: "No, modern domestic police shootout movies are also quite dangerous."

"You're stupid, you don't know how to choose romance movies?" The woman next door reminded Qin Niang.

"In romance movies, car accidents happen every now and then..." Qin Niang still feels unreliable. If she gets hit by a truck as soon as she passes through, she would rather go to ancient times.

"Then comedies, such as Crazy Aliens..." The woman next door continued to suggest ideas for Qin Niang, but she immediately shut up when she thought that the earth was almost destroyed in Crazy Aliens.

"It seems that we still have to look for it from old movies, which are full of parents' gossip, so it's safer." Qin Niang sighed.

"Old movie? Yes, I remembered one, it should be the most suitable for you." The woman next door suddenly shouted happily.

"What is it, a movie or a TV series?" Qin Niang excitedly asked the woman next door.

"It's a very old TV series called "I Love My Family." The woman next door said the title.

"I've seen this one, it's really good, and the world inside is quite safe." Qin Niang nodded slightly, "Then this world will be fine, I'll prepare the next one in advance and put it in my phone."

"No! Sis, don't play it first!" The woman next door suddenly frowned again inexplicably, and she said worriedly: "I almost forgot, the old man in this film claims to be an old revolutionary, he is very vigilant, Moreover, the background of the whole film is in Beijing, and the old man's son still works in some department..."

"If you appear around them rashly, you may be arrested and interrogated by the National Security Bureau in less than two days." The woman next door threatened Qin Niang.

Qin Niang was so frightened that her face turned pale, she waved her hands again and again: "Change, change, change quickly."

""I Love My Family" won't work, how about "Family with Children"?" The woman next door thought of an old movie again, "There are no vigilant old men and women in this show, and the protagonists are a kind couple and three little farts." Girl, sister, you should be able to handle them easily."

"This..." Qin Niang didn't dare to make a rash decision after experiencing the great shock of "I Love My Family" just now.

"Let me take a look first before we talk about it." Qin Niang hesitated, and she told the woman next door: "You still help me pay attention and think about it, maybe there is a more suitable one, after all children are the most curious, I am afraid I can't hide them for long. "

"No problem." The woman next door agreed: "I think of something better, and I will let you know as soon as possible."

On the other side, everyone got up at this time, and they began to ask Qin Niang to make arrangements, and Qin Niang and the woman next door had to stop talking.

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When Qin Niang and the woman next door walked back to the crowd, she saw that the sleeping crowd had divided into two groups, one group wanted to go to the city to play, and the other group did not want to move lazily.

Of course, there are still more people who want to go to the city, especially the Green Snake and Master Duoduo who have the most fun.The only ones who don't want to go to the city are Piao Piao and Xu Baijin's silly father, and Lin Pingzhi and a few others.

Qin Niang complied with the public opinion, so she divided the crowd into two teams. One team was led by herself to play in the city;

After the distribution was completed, Qin Niang and her team rode bicycles roaring into the city.Qin Niang and the two snakes, who can't ride a bike, hitchhiked in the backseats of others.

On the way, Qin Niang's team also easily overtook a group of professional cyclists, leaving those professional cyclists dumbfounded.They looked at a group of ancient people riding simple folding bicycles, riding at the speed of a sports car, leaving them far behind.

Later, this team of professional cyclists tried their best to catch up, but they were still thrown farther and farther. There was no way, because the disciples of the Huashan School used internal force to ride bicycles, and the energy consumed was different.

And when Qinniang and others entered the city, those Huashan faction disciples and the two snakes, because they bought a tent last night, Qinniang slashed the price difference, but they learned the tricks, and each of them first looked for the handle of the street gold shop. The gold and silver in the store were converted into RMB, and Qin Niang no longer had the opportunity to take advantage of them.

Seeing this, Qin Niang was very depressed, and felt that there are too many people, but it is easy to be a demon, thinking about how honest and obedient they were when she brought Linghu Chong, Lin Pingzhi and others over before!

The frustrated Qin Niang saw that there was no more profit to be made, so she simply herded the sheep for everyone, and agreed to meet up here at five o'clock in the afternoon, and she let everyone move freely.

After taking people across many times, Qin Niang is also skinny now, and she is not as cautious as she was at the beginning.Qin Niang is not afraid of people's secrets being discovered by modern people, because Qin Niang can see that even if these ancient people foolishly say that they have traveled from ancient times, no one will believe them.

Well, if someone really believes them, this person is almost the same as the woman next door, he is an interesting guy, it doesn't matter if she or he finds out, at worst, sell Piao Piao to her or him, Piao Piao is a man and woman Eat, the charm is unstoppable.

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But after Qin Niang herded the sheep for everyone, she took the opportunity to sneak back to her parents' house and had a messy lunch.

But when Qinniang was full, she was blocked by her parents before she could slip away.

Qin Niang's parents sternly warned Qin Niang that they would go with Qin Niang to visit Qin Niang's Hope Primary School anyway.

Seeing that she couldn't evade, Qin Niang could only pretend to agree with a bitter face.She secretly planned to run away and never come back in the near future.

But Qinniang's parents threw another trick next, which disrupted Qinniang's plan at once. Qinniang's parents said: "We have visited your Hope Primary School and will donate 10 yuan to you as a student aid fund." .”

10 yuan!This huge pile of money immediately knocked Qin Niang to the ground, making her instantly lose the courage to escape.Qin Niang hurriedly asked her parents with a shy face: "As long as I see you, will you give me money?"

"Give it when you see it!" Qiniang's parents nodded.

"Then I have a small request. If you agree, I will take you away tomorrow afternoon." Qin Niang tentatively spoke again.

"You talk first." Qin Niang's parents did not let go yet.

"My request is also very simple, that is, we have a lot of people going out to work together this time. When we go back, we may have to wrap everyone in a big cloth and hoist them back together by helicopter."

Qin Niang said nonsense to her parents: "If you don't agree to be wrapped up and hanged away like everyone else, if you want to specialize, I can't take you there."

"Is there still such a mode of transportation? You can still take a helicopter?" Qin Niang's parents widened their eyes in surprise.

"Our Hope Primary School is built in a very remote place deep in the mountains. The roads are impassable, and the helicopter is picked up by a nearby military base. There is a saying: soldiers and civilians... yes, soldiers and civilians are a family!" Qin Niang continued to fool her parents.

"Let me tell you, the people there are still wearing ancient costumes after being closed down, look, just like me." Qin Niang pointed to her clothes and tried to brainwash her parents while the iron was hot: "So tomorrow if you Don't be surprised when you see them in ancient costumes, or laugh at them."

"I know this..." Qin Niang's father interjected understandingly at this time: "I read the news that there is a village in the mountains of Guizhou, and the people there are still wearing Ming Dynasty costumes."

"So don't worry, we will never laugh at them!" Qin Niang's father assured Qin Niang.

"But with so many people wrapped in a piece of cloth, is it safe to hang it under the helicopter? Will there be a hole in the middle..." Qin Niang's mother was worried and worried.

"Mom, that's special military cloth. It can be magically made bigger and smaller. It's no problem for people to transport tanks!" Qin Niang comforted her mother, and then added: "Master Duoduo will be wrapped in the same way tomorrow." .”

"In that case, then I'm fine." Qin Niang's mother smiled happily.