[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong were in a panic. They ran across the top of the tall building and fled to another block. Seeing that no one was chasing them, they landed quietly in fear, and fell into a lonely alley.

Coming out of this alley was a bustling square, Linghu Chong had sharp eyes, saw an empty plastic bottle on the ground, and immediately picked it up.One must know that this kind of empty plastic bottles would be sold by Qin Niang in ancient times for one tael each.

Linghu Chong suddenly felt that he had found a way to make a fortune, so he stopped wandering around and started picking up empty bottles around the square.

Because Xu Baijin is still single, he doesn't know that men's life will be difficult after marriage, so he is quite disapproving of Linghu Chong's behavior of picking up trash.

But in the spirit of brotherhood, Xu Baijin couldn't leave Linghu Chong alone, so he had to lower his head to help Linghu Chong pick up the empty bottle.

Soon, Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin were covered with empty plastic bottles.But the behavior of the two also alarmed, or angered a group of people nearby.

It turns out that there are rules for picking up trash in the city, and latecomers try not to grab the territory of the earlycomers.Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin didn't know this rule, they not only snatched other people's territory, but also frequently used lightness kung fu when picking up empty bottles, so that none of their colleagues could grab it, this is really deceiving too much!

In the end, the trash pickers in the neighborhood were overwhelmed by the arrogant behavior of Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin. They recruited friends and called a group of old men and women, holding brooms, and prepared to surround Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin. .

Then, in this bustling square, there was another strange scene. Many old men and women held brooms, chasing and intercepting two handsome young men with long hair. These two young men were still covered with empty plastic bottles...

Is this the new performance art?All the people in the square stopped curiously and watched the excitement.During this time, the crowd was divided into two factions, one group was mostly women, they cheered for Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin; the other group was mostly men, they were more willing to give advice to uncles and aunts, directing them how to stop Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin.

Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin naturally had no time to care about each other, but when they saw more and more onlookers, they were afraid, they stopped entangled with these old men and aunts, and ran to the edge of the square.

On the way, when passing by a group of women who were cheering for them, Linghu Chong conveniently accepted the empty bottles that these women enthusiastically handed over, and he politely said thank you to them.If Xu Baijin hadn't seen that the elders and aunts were about to catch up, he forcibly pulled Linghu Chong away, Linghu Chong would have waited for one of the women to drink up all the water and take the empty water bottle in her hand before leaving.

However, Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin buried their heads and fled to the edge of the square, and when they realized that there was no way to escape, they had to repeat their old plan.The two of them hand in hand carried empty plastic water bottles all over their bodies, and jumped up to the wall of the high-rise building in front of them with light kung fu, and then jumped up to the top of the high-rise building lightly all the way with the help of many billboards on the wall, external air conditioners and other items ,Disappear.

A group of uncles and aunts holding brooms, as well as pedestrians watching the excitement in the square, were left behind, looking at their backs with their mouths wide open.

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Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin left a pile of feathers, and they left the square.Seeing that it was getting late, the two finally planned to go home.

After roughly identifying the direction of Qin's mother's house, the two simply jumped and walked among the tall buildings, until they couldn't jump over, and they had to return to the street on the ground.

Because of the empty plastic bottles hanging all over, the two of them attracted people's attention and were pointed at. Xu Baijin was young and thin-skinned, so he couldn't help but want to throw away these empty bottles.Linghu Chong hurriedly stopped Xu Baijin, and he said a word, which made Xu Baijin dispel this impulsive thought.

Linghu Chong told Xu Baijin: "Brother Xu, don't think that you are covered with empty bottles, just imagine that you are covered with ingots of white silver..."

Not to mention, when Xu Baijin imagined according to Linghu Chong's instructions, he immediately felt no inferiority complex, and instead regretted that he had too few empty bottles.

"Eldest brother, let's pick up empty bottles tomorrow." Xu Baijin said to Linghu Chong.

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Qin Niang woke up from a nap and found that Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin were gone. She was a little flustered at first, but she thought that the two of them were not fools like silly father, they were normal people and would always take care of themselves, so she didn't bother to worry .

Qin Niang put on her makeup with peace of mind, and just in time Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin were not at home, and ordered a modern gourmet takeaway treat for herself.

And when the delivery man delivered the food, Qin Niang saw that he kept looking at his phone, so she asked curiously by the way: "My little brother, why are you so focused on watching?"

"It's a part-time group performer of mine who posted a video in the group..." The delivery boy had a very good service attitude. When he saw Qin Niang's question, he immediately passed the video on his phone to Qin Niang without thinking. watch.

Qin Niang leaned over to take a look, and happened to see Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin fighting a group of aliens...

Qin Niang was dizzy, she staggered and was about to fall to the ground.The takeaway boy had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and he helped Qin Niang.

"Don't be afraid, these aliens are fake." The delivery boy comforted Qin Niang.

"I know." Qin Niang rested her forehead with one hand, she pointed to Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin who were killing everyone in the video and moaned, "Are these two idiots fake too?"

"Of course they are real!" The delivery boy told Qin Niang mysteriously: "My colleague said that their director offered a high reward for the identity information of these two people."

"Why? Because these two idiots hurt someone?" Qin Niang asked the delivery boy timidly.

"It's just flesh and blood injuries, and the extras are not human, so the director won't seek justice for them." The delivery guy shook his head, and he fast-forwarded to the end of the video, letting Qin Niang watch Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin perform lightness kung fu and fly up. A picture of a tall building.

"See, these two have real kung fu!" The delivery boy said with emotion: "According to my colleague, the director has taken a fancy to their skills and is going to add a scene of Linghu Chong fighting aliens in this movie. Offering a reward to them is to get them to come back and act."

"Why do you call Linghu Chong to fight the aliens?" Qin Niang continued to ask the delivery boy in a puzzled and flustered manner. She was worried that Linghu Chong had declared his name during the fight.

"Probably because they look like Linghu Chong when they wield swords." The delivery guy guessed.

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After the delivery boy left, Qin Niang turned around and picked up her mobile phone, and she clicked on the local news content.

Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin caused such a big incident, it is absolutely impossible that there is no news on the local network.

Sure enough, Qin Niang soon saw the video that the delivery boy showed her.But fortunately, at the filming location of the movie, most people thought that Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin were actors arranged by the director, and they used light skills to escape later, and they were also regarded as Diao Weiya.

Qin Niang patted her chest happily, and she joined the faction on the Internet who supported Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin as actors, and used the most exaggerated language to ridicule their opponents for their mental retardation, actually believing that there are real martial arts masters in this world.

And just as Qin Niang was taunting her, another video suddenly broke out on the local network.The shooting location of this video is impressively in a square in the city. The content is that a group of uncles and aunts with brooms are frantically chasing and killing two good-looking young people.

These two young men are obviously martial arts masters in the previous video, but in this video they are covered with empty plastic bottles, and they have no demeanor of martial arts masters at all.

Those who originally supported them as martial arts masters all died down when they saw this.Qin Niang also couldn't laugh or cry when she saw it, but she also thought the result was very good.

After tidying up and relaxing, Qin Niang was about to start eating her takeaway food, but unexpectedly, the third video burst out immediately after.

At the beginning of this video, a young man was seen jumping out of the encirclement circle of grandpas and aunts with an elegant and difficult movement, and then after the young man landed, he quickly slid backwards and slid close to the ground.He lightly slid to a nearby empty mineral water bottle, copied the empty mineral water bottle in his hand, and then wrapped it around with the rope prepared in the other hand. The empty mineral water bottle blinked. Time hangs on him.

At this time, a passer-by casually threw an empty bottle he had just finished drinking into the trash can beside him.Before the young man could stand up in time, he miraculously tapped his toes, and his whole body flew up flat, and accurately intercepted the empty bottle in midair...

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The scene that appeared in the third video instantly slapped Qin Niang and others in the face on the Internet. The faction that was suppressed by Qin Niang before was all jumped out excitedly, and they wanted Qin Niang and others Answer: Are these two martial arts masters?

Seeing this, Qin Niang's faction had no choice but to firmly insist that the two young men were only agile, they could be regarded as gymnasts or acrobatics, not martial arts masters!

It's a pity that the fourth video was also posted at this moment.In the fourth video: the two young men were chased to a corner of the square by the old men and women wielding brooms. You know, the billboard is five or six meters high from the ground...

Qin Niang's eyes turned dark, she resigned to her fate and gave up the public opinion position on the Internet, rubbing her temples, she went to the balcony to get some air.

On the balcony next door, the woman next door who was fooled by Qin Niang this morning also came out with her mobile phone. She looked at Qin Niang sympathetically and asked her, "Have you seen those videos?"

"I see, those two idiots are really worrying." Qin Niang sighed.

"Actually, it doesn't matter. No one will believe that they are time travelers, even if they are good at martial arts." The woman next door comforted Qin Niang.

"That is." Qin Niang suddenly realized.

"As long as the secret of my time travel is not revealed, it doesn't matter if they are martial arts masters or not? At worst, if someone asks, I will admit that they are martial arts masters, and say that they like to live in seclusion in the mountains." Qin Niang thought to herself.

"But this guy in front of me seems to know a little secret..." Qin Niang looked up at the woman next door with a fierce look in her eyes.

The woman next door was startled by Qin Niang's gaze, she quickly waved her hand and said, "Don't kill me, I know you are the mistress of destiny, I will never fight against you!"

"Then what's your purpose?" Qin Niang spoke in a dark voice on purpose.

"I just have a small request..." The woman next door suddenly lowered her head shyly.

"Tell me." Qin Niang had a subtle bad feeling.

"You let that Linghu Chong sleep with me for one night, I want to give birth to him a child." The voice of the woman next door was as low as a mosquito.

Qin Niang seemed to be struck by five thunders, she froze all of a sudden.

After a while, Qin Niang shook her head, she rejected the woman next door: "No, she has a wife, and I am the matchmaker myself!"

"Who is his wife?" The woman next door was curious: "Is it Ren Yingying?"

"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, it's his little junior sister." Qin Niang told the woman next door in a low voice.

"Ah! What about Lin Pingzhi?" The woman next door looked at Qin Niang in surprise.

"Lin Pingzhi is still young..." Qin Niang shrugged her shoulders indifferently.

"How does Lin Pingzhi look?" The woman next door suddenly blushed again.

"It's very good-looking, better than those actors." Qin Niang replied honestly.

"Then I will have a child for Lin Pingzhi..." The woman next door hesitated to speak.