[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Qin Niang, Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong continued to play in Meizhuang for another three days.

However, on the third night, the jade bracelet that was put back on Xu Baijin's body was warmed by Xu Baijin again. According to the steps planned before, Xu Baijin immediately dragged Linghu Chong who lived in the same room with him. , rushed to Qin Niang's room.

Handing the jade bracelet to Qin Niang, Xu Baijin grasped Qin Niang's sleeve with one hand, grabbed Linghu Chong with the other, and waited quietly for the jade bracelet to shine.

A moment later, a burst of white light flashed, and the three disappeared from the room at the same time.

And when the three of them opened their eyes again, they were already in Qinniang's bachelor apartment.

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Linghu Chong, who came to the modern society for the first time, subconsciously thought that he had come to the fairy world, and he was very cautious and did not dare to move.

When Qin Niang hugged a quilt and led him to the balcony to make a bed on the floor, he saw the bright lights of the city outside and found that the place he was staying was very high from the ground, and he was even more surprised from ear to ear.

This astonishment made it difficult for Linghu Chong to fall asleep. He sat on the balcony with his knees hugged, looking around strangely until dawn gradually.

At this time, Qinniang's next-door neighbor, a woman got up early. She was wearing pajamas, unkempt, pushed open the balcony door of her apartment, and came to the balcony to take a deep breath of the morning air.

And after the woman took a deep breath, she turned her head and saw Linghu Chong on the balcony next door, making eye contact with Linghu Chong who was looking at her curiously...

After a while, the woman smiled awkwardly, and she took the initiative to say hello to Linghu Chong, who was dressed in an ancient costume and carried a long sword: "Hi, are you new here?"

Seeing that Linghu Chong nodded in confusion, the woman teased Linghu Chong again and said, "Brother, which hero are you going to play with this appearance?"

"I'm either a hero, or an unknown junior." Linghu Chong responded modestly to the woman with cupped fists, half understanding.

"Can the little girl dare to ask the young master's name?" Seeing that Linghu Chong had been tugging at her, the woman smiled slightly, and asked Linghu Chong in cooperation.

"My surname is Linghu, and each name is a Chong character?" Linghu Chong replied loudly.

"Linghu Chong, that Linghu Chong who knows Dugu Nine Swords?" The woman looked at Linghu Chong carefully, she nodded and continued to tease: "You have a similar temperament, but I don't know if you can dance swords?"

"You actually know that I know Dugu Nine Swords?" Linghu Chong was very surprised when he heard the woman's words, but he thought that he was in the fairy world, and the person opposite could be a fairy girl like Qin Niang, so he was relieved in an instant.

And since Xiangu asked, Linghu Chong didn't dare to hide his skills, he continued to answer the woman, "I do know a little bit of swordsmanship!"

"Oh, then can you show me some tricks?" The woman looked curious.

"Okay, I'll practice a few tricks next, and ask Xiangu to give me some pointers."

Linghu Chong responded vigorously, followed him with a clang and pulled out the long sword behind his back, jumped onto the balcony railing and stood on one foot, and performed the opening gesture in the Huashan School of Swordsmanship: Golden Rooster Chaoyang.

On the balcony of the ten-storey apartment building, in the early morning light, Linghu Chong raised his sword and stood up against the wind, looking extremely chic for a moment!

The woman standing on the opposite balcony was instantly stunned by Linghu Chong's bold behavior and appearance.She opened her mouth wide and stared at Linghu Chong bewilderedly.

However, Linghu Chong didn't pay attention to the woman's expression any more. He calmed down and practiced the Huashan sword technique one by one starting from this gesture...

After rehearsing, Linghu Chong flexibly moved around the balconies, including the balcony of the woman in front of him, just like he practiced swordsmanship on the cliffs of Mount Hua every day.

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When there were more and more spectators downstairs, Qin Niang was finally awakened by the movement of Linghu Chong's sword dance. Through the window, she saw Linghu Chong jumping around outside the balcony like a nimble monkey, her heart skipped a beat. One voice: "It's over!"

Qin Niang hurriedly got up from the bed, rushed to the balcony, grabbed Linghu Chong who was still excited, and dragged Linghu Chong into the house.

At the same time, Qin Niang did not forget to explain loudly to the woman next door and the people watching the fun downstairs: "Excuse me, he is a distant relative of mine. He has a problem with his brain and doesn't know how to be afraid. This time he is here to see a doctor... "

"It turned out to be a fool, that's why he jumped up and down the balcony fearlessly..." The people watching the excitement downstairs suddenly understood, and they dispersed one after another in understanding.

However, the woman next door was still a little puzzled. After all, she had talked with Linghu Chong just now, and she felt that Linghu Chong was not stupid. She stared at Qin Niang from across the balcony, and asked tentatively, "Is he Linghu Chong? Isn't he wearing ancient clothes? Don't you think about it?" Hide me!"

"This guy seems to be someone who has read time-travel novels, so it's not easy to fool him!" Seeing this, Qin Niang couldn't help feeling a headache.

After thinking about it, Qin Niang had no choice but to call out Linghu Chong again. She asked Linghu Chong in front of the woman, "Is Little Ding Dong a girl or a cat?"

"You're wrong, Tinker Bell is neither a girl nor a cat, it's a robot cat." Linghu Chong corrected Qin Niang seriously.

"You're right!" Qin Niang praised Linghu Chong, and she asked the second question: "Who is Monkey King's wife?"

"It's Qiqi, the daughter of the Bull Demon King." Linghu Chong still blurted out his answer without thinking, and added: "Their child is called Sun Wuhan, and he is also very powerful. He is a natural super Saiyan!"

"So clever!" Qin Niang pushed Linghu Chong back into the house.

Turning her head, Qin Niang shrugged her shoulders at the woman next door, and she asked with a smile: "Now, do you still think that this idiot is that ancient Linghu Chong?"

"I was actually deceived by a fool..." The woman next door stomped her feet in disappointment, and she went back to the room angrily.

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In order to prevent Linghu Chong from causing any more trouble, Qin Niang kept Linghu Chong in the house, and ordered the calm Xu Baijin to keep an eye on Linghu Chong, and don't let this jumpy guy fumble around or drink his own perfume .

Although there is alcohol in perfume, it is really not wine.

Qin Niang prayed to the heavens that she could stay in this apartment safely for three days, and then bring Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong back to Mount Hua smoothly.

It's a pity that things in the world don't always go according to people's wishes. Not long after Qin Niang finished praying, some guys who knew Qin Niang's parents and were watching the fun downstairs just now appeared in Qin Niang's single apartment with a big sword jumping around on the balcony. The gossip of the fool who went there informed Qinniang's parents.

Qin Niang's parents immediately called Qin Niang and ordered her to take the idiot home for dinner at noon, and explain what was going on.

Qin Niang was helpless, seeing that she couldn't hide it, she had no choice but to tell her parents: "I also brought back the son I have met with. If you want me to go home for dinner, just prepare two more men."

After reminding her parents in this way, Qin Niang took Xu Baijin and Linghu Chong to her parents' house for dinner when it was almost noon.

As for how to explain Linghu Chong's identity, Niang Qin also thought about it on the way, and said that Linghu Chong is a silly relative on the side of Xu Baijin's silly father's family.

Well, for this reason, Qin Niang also colluded with Linghu Chong to make a confession.During the period, Linghu Chong listened to Qin Niang's arrangement, and he made up his own mind, thinking that the fairy world cannot let mortals come here at will, so Qin Niang found such an excuse to protect him.

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With this set of arguments, Qin Niang finally deceived her parents at noon, making her parents believe that Linghu Chong is Xu Baijin's idiot cousin.

During this period, Xu Baijin, who met Qiniang's parents for the first time, as Qiniang's stepson, he was a little bit older than Qiniang's parents expected.

But Qin Niang's parents quickly accepted this reality resignedly. After all, being older also has its advantages. At least Qin Niang doesn't have to work hard to raise Xu Baijin anymore, right?

What's more, Qinniang's parents observed secretly and saw that Qinniang and Xu Baijin got along well, Xu Baijin was also pretty, and his conversation and behavior were very decent, so they also acknowledged Xu Baijin as a god-grandson with relief.

At the dinner table, Qinniang's parents also wrapped a red envelope for Xu Baijin, and Xu Baijin took it flattered.

Afterwards, Linghu Chong learned that the red envelope was full of money from the fairy world, enough to buy ten tablet computers, his eyes turned red with envy, and he wished he could call Qinniang's parents grandparents too.

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Returning to the single apartment in the afternoon, taking advantage of Qinniang's nap, Linghu Chong urged Xu Baijin to say, "Junior Brother Xu, I don't know when you will come to this fairy world next time, why don't you spend all the money in those fairy worlds now, or wait until you return." Without our world, the money in this fairy world is just some waste paper."

When Xu Baijin heard it, he felt that Linghu Chong's words were very reasonable. In order not to let the money in the fairy world in his hands become waste paper, he immediately sneaked out with Linghu Chong.

The two felt that they had a huge sum of money, and then they wandered around the city. They used the money in the red envelope to buy a lot of messy things.

Halfway through, the two also watched a movie, which was Marvel's Avengers series.When the two walked out of the cinema, their footsteps trembled slightly.

Out of awe of the powers of the fairy world shown in this movie, the two have been cautious until they met a group of people making a movie.

The plot setting of the movie made by this group is that a group of aliens broke into the cities of the earth to burn, kill and loot.Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin foolishly ignored the cordon and broke into the camera, just in time to meet a large group of extraterrestrials dressed as aliens.

Both sides were shocked, but Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin were martial arts practitioners after all, they reacted quickly, quickly each picked up a prop sword thrown on the ground, and rushed up without thinking...

On the opposite side, when the group performers saw Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin pick up the props and swords on the ground, they rushed towards themselves and the others, thinking it was the director's impromptu addition, they immediately yelled loudly, danced with swords, and went forward... …

The two sides collided in the middle of the street, and Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin, who didn't dare to be careless, used Dugu Nine Swords at the same time.

In an instant, a group of extra performers were beaten flying, screaming everywhere!

Fortunately, this prop sword is made of rubber. Although it hurts to cut on the body, it will not break the limbs.

But Linghu Chong and Xu Baijin's eyes turned red, no, they should have turned their eyes red from fright, they killed these group performers in one go, fearing that like in the movie, there will be a more powerful big boss behind them, so they hurriedly join hands Using lightness kung fu, he jumped along the wall to the top of the tall building beside him, and fled away in panic.