[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

The fat monk followed Qin Niang's order and beat Linghu Chong for more than half a month.But from about No. 20 days onwards, he gradually became unable to defeat Linghu Chong.

At the end of the month, the fat monk was defeated by Linghu Chong. He sat in front of Qin Niang with two dark eyes, dejected.

"Benefactor, I can't beat him anymore." The big fat monk told Qin Niang dejectedly.

Qin Niang was secretly happy, knowing that Linghu Chong must have learned Dugu Nine Swords.She hurriedly comforted the big fat monk: "Don't quit, you have done a good job, you have completed the task, from now on, you don't have to beat that guy anymore."

In return, Qin Niang picked up a very rough plastic lotus flower from the stall, and stuffed it to the big fat monk: "You're welcome, this is my thanks to you for your hard work these days."

The big fat monk was holding a plastic lotus in his hand, and he asked Qin Niang in puzzlement: "Sir, is this thing useful?"

"It can recite scriptures automatically." Qin Niang explained the effects of the plastic lotus to the fat monk, and instructed the fat monk to flip a switch at the bottom of the plastic lotus.

"Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha..." A solemn and solemn chanting sound came from the plastic lotus in an instant.

The big fat monk was taken aback when he saw this, he looked at Qin Niang tremblingly and said: "Senpai, this is a treasure from my Buddhist family! I will definitely take it back and enshrine it in front of the Buddha."

"That's too wasteful!" Qin Niang hurriedly corrected the fat monk kindly, "This thing is not that useful."

"How should I use it?" The fat monk humbly asked Qin Niang for advice.

"It should be when you are losing in a fight with someone in the future, you should secretly open it..." Qin Niang half-truthfully instructed the fat monk, "In this way, you will become a master with your own sound system when you come out on stage, and you will be able to fight." Invincible!"

"Are you using this voice to disturb your opponent's eyes and ears?" The fat monk's eyes lit up, and he instantly understood Qin Niang's teaching.

Carefully hiding this plastic lotus in his bosom, the fat monk thought for a while, and then asked Qin Niang a doubt in his heart: "Benefactor, you let me beat that kid to motivate him to practice swordsmanship!" ?”

"Smart, I was spotted by you." Qin Niang admitted frankly.

"This kid is really good! He deserves your benefactor's care." The fat monk smiled.

笑完，这胖大和尚天天揍令狐冲，似乎也揍出了一丝感情，他自言自语道：“若把我的女儿嫁给他，倒也是个良配。”

"No!" Hearing this, Qin Niang hurriedly interrupted the fat monk's dangerous thoughts!What a joke, she has worked so hard to make Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan together, and she will never allow anyone to destroy the matchmaking she made herself!

"Why?" The fat monk obviously didn't understand Qin Niang's thoughts, he raised his head and looked at Qin Niang inexplicably.

"Because you beat him for so many days for no reason." Qin Niang frightened the fat monk: "But now you can't beat him again. Now if you are standing in that kid's position, you think he What will happen to your daughter if you marry her?"

The big fat monk heard Qin Niang's question, his complexion changed, and after a while, he said dejectedly: "Comparing my heart to my heart, I will probably beat this man's daughter to vent my anger."

"That's right. Are you going to give your daughter to him to be bullied? Besides, he already has a wife." Qin Niang added to the flames.

"No, my daughter Yilin is weak and well-behaved, she can't be bullied by him." The fat monk trembled in fright, and he completely extinguished the idea of ​​recruiting Linghu Chong as his son-in-law.

Once again bent down and bowed to Qin Niang, the fat monk sincerely thanked Qin Niang: "Thanks to my benefactor for reminding me, I almost made another big mistake!"

……

Three days later, Linghu Chong stayed on Siguo Cliff for a full month in the blink of an eye.He carried the quilt and fled down the mountain, feeling that the experience of this month was better than the previous year!

"In the future, I will never be caught by Master again and punished to go up Siguo Cliff!" Linghu Chong, who was frightened by the beating, vowed secretly, knowing that although he defeated the fat monk, Feng Qingyang on Siguo Cliff is still him. nightmare!

But Linghu Chong, who got off the Cliff of Thinking, walked all the way to the gate of Huashan School, and found that no one came to greet him. This is very abnormal, and it is completely different from Linghu Chong's previous experience.

However, when Linghu Chong walked alone to the Huashan School's martial arts arena alone, he soon realized the reason.

Linghu Chong saw that all the disciples of Huashan School gathered in the martial arts arena, and they looked happily at the center of the martial arts arena.There, Yue Buqun, the head of the Huashan School, was riding a strange cart and dancing with his sword.

This strange car seemed to be integrated with Yue Buqun. It carried Yue Buqun forward and backward lightly and swiftly.

Under Linghu Chong's astonishing gaze, Yue Buqun danced so excitedly, his legs twitched, and he even brought this strange car onto the roof of the main hall beside him.Following the ridge of the roof of the hall, Yue Buqun quickly rode from one end to the other.

Since the top of the roof of the hall is tilted towards the sky, Yue Buqun finally rode this strange car and flew towards the sky...

All the disciples of the Huashan School looked up in amazement, and saw Yue Buqun flying high into the sky, still dancing with his sword. His whole body was shining with sword lights, like a god!

And when Yue Buqun's flying force on the strange bike was exhausted and he started to fall, his other arm suddenly lifted, opening the folding umbrella Qin Niang gave him.

Using the umbrella cover to cover the air, Yue Buqun and his car and people were like a fallen leaf, falling lightly...

This series of strange sights immediately stunned Linghu Chong who had just come down from Siguo Cliff. When he regained his composure, he saw Yue Buqun who had landed safely and got off the strange car. Sit down and drink tea.

A group of other juniors and juniors swarmed forward to snatch the strange bike, Linghu Chong saw his wife Yue Lingshan mixed in with the group of people.

……

After a while, Yue Lingshan, who hadn't snatched the strange car, walked back resentfully, and finally found Linghu Chong who was standing aside, carrying a blanket.

Yue Lingshan hurriedly squeezed out a smile, she walked up to Linghu Chong, and said softly, "Brother Chong, you've come down, I miss you so much."

"Junior Martial Sister, I miss you so much too..." Linghu Chong choked with sobs. Of course, in front of everyone, he quickly wiped away his tears.

Turning around and pointing at the strange car in the martial arts arena, Linghu Chong asked Yue Lingshan suspiciously: "Little sister, what is this thing? Why does the master and everyone like it so much?"

"It's called a bicycle." Yue Lingshan excitedly explained to Linghu Chong, "It's a treasure brought by Qinniang from the fairy world."

"My father also created a set of sword techniques for it, which is very powerful!" Yue Lingshan showed off to Linghu Chong.

"The sword technique master created must be powerful!" Linghu Chong echoed Yue Lingshan.

"However, it belongs to Xiangu. Did Xiangu give it to our Huashan School?" Linghu Chong asked curiously again.

"That's not true, this is actually a toy brought back by Qinniang's husband." Yue Lingshan shook her head, "You know he is a fool, none of us are embarrassed to ask him for it, so we secretly play with it when he is not playing. .”

"This is not a long-term solution." Linghu Chong frowned.

"Yes, yes!" Yue Lingshan nodded in agreement, and she told Linghu Chong, "So my father and mother have given Qian Qinniang, and they have each booked a car from her."

"Brother Chong, I also want a bicycle..." After Yue Lingshan finished speaking, she grabbed Linghu Chong's hand coquettishly.

"Buy!" Linghu Chong said generously, and he asked Yue Lingshan by the way, "How much?"

"It's not expensive, just 200 taels of silver." Yue Lingshan said happily, "Brother Chong, give me all your monthly allowance, and I'll make up enough."

"Ah!" Linghu Chong looked a little embarrassed, "Junior Junior Sister, I haven't had a drink on Siguo Cliff for more than a month, how about leaving some money for me to drink?"

"Brother Chong, are you sure you want to save some money for drinking?" Yue Lingshan raised her head, and she looked at Linghu Chong with a smile.

……

Aside from Linghu Chong's difficult decision, Feng Qingyang came to visit Xu Baijin suddenly that night.

Feng Qingyang told Xu Baijin: "I followed your advice and started to make up for my previous mistakes. Not to mention, I teach people how to practice swords every day, and my life is not so empty. This feeling It's pretty good."

"Congratulations!" Xu Baijin cupped his hands to congratulate Feng Qingyang.

"But now there is no one on the cliff after thinking about it..." Feng Qingyang smacked his lips, and said with some regret: "The old man just taught addiction, it's really uncomfortable!"

"It's the same for me." Xu Baijin sympathized with Feng Qingyang very much.

"Is there really no way?" Feng Qingyang sneaked a glance at the room where Qiniang and Xu Baijin's silly father lived, and asked Xu Baijin under his voice: "I heard that your mother is a fairy girl, is there anything she can do to help you?" Make people make mistakes unknowingly, and then be punished to go to Siguoya?"

"How could there be such a method!" Xu Baijin was stunned, he reminded Feng Qingyang, "If you are looking for such a method, it would be quicker and quicker to frame someone else."

"Planting?" Feng Qingyang reminded Xu Baijin, and he suddenly understood.

"Thank you, Mr. Xiao, for teaching me. I'm going to frame it." Feng Qingyang laughed, turned around and drifted away.

"I didn't teach you to frame it!" Xu Baijin panicked, he wanted to stop Feng Qingyang, but Feng Qingyang's lightness kung fu was far superior to him, and he couldn't catch up.

……

Early the next morning, Xu Baijin went to the opposite Huashan School to learn swords as usual.But before he reached the door, he saw his senior brother Linghu Chong hugging the quilt and heading towards Siguoya again.

Xu Baijin caught up with Linghu Chong, and asked nervously, "Eldest senior brother, where are you going?"

"Let's go to Siguoya again." Linghu Chong returned Xu Baijin with a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Why did you go again?" Xu Baijin asked with concern.

"The old case of me stealing master's book and trading it for wine was known by master." Linghu Chong said with a bitter face.

"There's no need to go to Shangsiguoya for such a small matter." Xu Baijin defended Linghu Chong.

"Of course it's more than that." Linghu Chong lowered his head in shame, "I was happy yesterday, drank a little too much, went to the toilet in the middle of the night, and somehow fell asleep in the women's toilet..."