[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Thinking of Linghu Chong on the cliff, what kind of bad luck did he encounter these days?Every night he was forced by a thin old man to practice a kind of swordsmanship called Dugu Nine Swords. If he slack off a bit, he was beaten severely by the thin old man.

And in the daytime, a fat monk with strong martial arts also came to trouble Linghu Chong. Using various excuses, he tried every means to beat Linghu Chong every day, until Linghu Chong's nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Linghu Chong was beaten by the two of them day and night, and he stayed on Siguo Cliff for nearly half a month.

As for Xu Baijin, who had been thinking about going down the cliff, when he delivered Linghu Chong's meals every day, he was about to heat up the jade bracelet before he knew it.

On this day, Xu Baijin calculated the time, predicting that tomorrow would be the day when the jade bracelet would completely heat up, so he began to prepare to make his stupid father dumb tomorrow morning.

"Father, it's not that my son is unfilial, but it's an expedient measure for you to stay with my mother for a long time, so that you can fool my mother's parents." That night, when I thought of my stupid father who was about to do something, I felt guilty. Xu Baijin also explained to his silly father for a long time.

After that, I don't know whether Xu Baijin's stupid father understood Xu Baijin's words, but he stood in front of the window uncharacteristically and refused to go to sleep.

The next day, when Xu Baijin was holding the book and was about to cast a spell on his stupid father according to the content in the book, he and Qin Niang suddenly found out that the stupid father who had been blowing the mountain wind by the window last night had already Blowing his own voice hoarse.

Facing the silly father with a hoarse voice who couldn't speak at all, naturally there was no need for Xu Baijin to cast spells.

Facing this coincidental scene, Qin Niang couldn't help turning around to ask Xu Baijin suspiciously: "Is your father really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?"

Xu Baijin scratched his head, and he told Qin Niang: "Before you showed up, my little mother, my father was stupid for more than two years. I am his only biological son, why did he lie to me?"

"That's true." Qin Niang nodded, but after watching a lot of film and television dramas, she soon thought of many other possibilities, such as someone pretending to be stupid to protect her son?Another example is that someone may be a pervert, and he likes to test and hone his son by pretending to be stupid...

"It's a coincidence that someone is dumb anyway." Qin Niang thought to herself.

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At the moment when the jade bracelet was completely hot at night, she grabbed the hand of Xu Baijin's stupid father with doubts, disappeared with Xu Baijin's stupid father, and returned to the modern society.

And when the two of them appeared in Qinniang's apartment, Qinniang stared at Xu Baijin's silly father's face without blinking. A hint of him playing dumb.

It's a pity, Qin Niang was disappointed to see that even though Xu Baijin's silly father experienced a miraculous time-space transformation, and a modern scene that he had never seen before appeared before him, his expression was still blank.

Qin Niang arranged for him to lie down and rest, and he immediately closed his eyes and fell asleep, and seemed to turn a blind eye to the TV set that Qin Niang deliberately turned on.

"Is this guy really stupid?" Qin Niang was at a loss.

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The next day, Qin Niang changed Xu Baijin's silly father into a modern suit and leather shoes, and led him to visit her parents.

Xu Baijin's silly father, who is handsome in appearance, elegant in demeanor, and always smiling (actually a smirk) on his face, is quite favored by Qinniang's parents after entering the door.

After the two parties got to know each other well, and learned that Xu Baijin's stupid father had lost his voice due to a cold infection, Qinniang's mother enthusiastically took out her newly bought tools and specially scraped for Xu Baijin's stupid father. .

Qin Niang watched the excitement, but saw Xu Baijin's silly father suddenly took out a long needle from his arms with his backhand after being scraped, and he gestured to give Qin Niang's mother acupuncture in return!

"Don't!" Qin Niang knew that Xu Baijin's father was an idiot, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.But Qin Niang's mother didn't know, she pushed Qin Niang away, and stretched out her arm happily...

"It's over!" Seeing that she couldn't stop Qin Niang, she covered her face, not daring to look down.

However, after waiting for a long time, Qin Niang moved her palm without waiting for the screams. She was surprised to find that her mother was fine, and instead looked comfortable.

"Mom, don't you feel pain?" Qin Niang asked her mother curiously.

"It doesn't hurt at all!" Qin Niang's mother answered Qin Niang with a smile: "Your boyfriend's acupuncture skills are superb! I feel that my frozen shoulder is much better."

"Skilled in acupuncture and moxibustion?" Qin Niang smiled wryly when she heard this, she dared not tell her mother that the long needle in Xu Baijin's silly father's hand was actually her acne needle stolen.

After acupuncture and moxibustion for Qiniang's mother with a pimple needle, Xu Baijin's silly father happily entered Qiniang's father's study again.

In the study room, Xu Baijin's silly father took the writing brush tentatively handed over by Qinniang's father, he splashed ink casually, drew a picture, and wrote a few lines of good words...

When Qinniang's father saw these calligraphy and paintings, his eyes widened in an instant, and he almost forgot that he was the father-in-law, and he wanted to learn from Xu Baijin's stupid father on the spot.

Xu Baijin's stupid father, who conquered Qiniang's parents like this, was naturally regarded as a guest of honor by Qiniang's parents, and Qiniang added fuel to the side, she boasted that Xu Baijin's stupid father had a lot of money, and Qiniang and Xu Baijin were idiots. Her father's marriage had finally been approved by her parents.

At this time, Qin Niang accepted it as soon as she saw it, and found an excuse. She dragged Xu Baijin's stupid father and hurriedly left.

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For the rest of the time, no matter whether she was in the apartment or going out, Qin Niang took Xu Baijin's silly father with her every step of the way. After all, Qin Niang didn't dare to let him out of her sight before she figured out whether someone was really stupid or fake. .

You must know that modern society is full of dangers for an ancient person, especially if the ancient person may still be a fool.Aside from those sockets and wires full of electricity, the rampage of cars on the street is not something a fool of the ancients can handle.

What's more, there is gas, and those washing powder and soaps that smell delicious... Who knows if Xu Baijin's stupid father will open a certain valve for no reason, or grab something indiscriminately and stuff it into his mouth ah!

All in all, Qin Niang was worried about the safety of Xu Baijin's stupid father.

But despite being so careful, guarding day and night, something happened at noon of the next day: Niang Qin lost Xu Baijin's silly father!

At that time, Niang Qin took Xu Baijin's stupid father to eat at a street restaurant, and halfway through, Qinniang suddenly felt a huge pain in her stomach, she got up to go to the bathroom, Xu Baijin's stupid father ran away!

Panicked, Qin Niang immediately chased her out of the restaurant, but unfortunately there was a lot of traffic outside, and the shadow of Xu Baijin's silly father had disappeared at all.

After that, Qin Niang searched hard, she almost searched the whole city.

Finally, in the evening, Qin Niang found Xu Baijin's silly father in a corner of a square, and he was enjoying watching a group of women with thighs showing off singing and dancing on a stage.Qin Niang asked him angrily, and learned that he had followed someone else's publicity car all the way here.

This publicity vehicle is promoting with loudspeakers, coupled with the singing and dancing on the stage, it is not a public welfare activity, they are trying to attract people to come to the lottery draw.

Xu Baijin's stupid father was bewitched by him, and when Qiniang finished asking him, he immediately reached out to ask Qiniang for money, and also went to draw a lottery.

When Qin Niang refused to give it, Xu Baijin's stupid father refused to leave in anger.

Qin Niang had no choice but to take out two yuan and let Xu Baijin's stupid father try it once.

As the saying goes, stupid people have stupid blessings. Xu Baijin's stupid father exchanged two yuan for a lottery ticket. After he happily scratched it away, he won a bicycle.

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The item I won has feelings. On the third day, Qin Niang will return to ancient times. Xu Baijin's stupid father is carrying the bicycle and will not let go of it.

So, when Xu Baijin in ancient times shook the bucket in the well, he not only pulled up his silly father and mother Qin, but also pulled up a strange cart with two wheels in surprise.

And this bicycle can't be ridden in the yard of Xu Baijin's house, because this place is too small and too dangerous, if you can't control it, you will end up falling into the abyss.

For his father's safety, Xu Baijin had no choice but to carry the bicycle across the chain bridge again, and carried it all the way to the Huashan School's martial arts arena opposite.

Then, in front of Yue Buqun and his wife and a group of Huashan school disciples who practiced swords, Xu Baijin's stupid father stepped on the bicycle gracefully, and he kicked lightly, and circled on the other side of the martial arts arena.

During the light ride, Xu Baijin's silly father would turn sideways for a while, ride backwards for a while, and slack for a while...

All the disciples of Huashan sect were extremely jealous.

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Because it was inconvenient to carry the bicycle, Xu Baijin's stupid father threw the bicycle in a corner of the martial arts arena after he was tired from riding.

But when Xu Baijin sent it back to his silly father, and ran over excitedly to ride the bicycle, he saw his teacher Ning Zhong was the first to sit on it. They made a circle in the Martial arts arena.

On the side, everyone lined up, Yue Buqun ranked first, followed by Yue Lingshan, Lao Denuo...

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Three days later, Yue Buqun, who had the highest riding skills, was able to stand on the bicycle seat and ride at high speed in a golden rooster independent posture. He could control the left and right steering of the bicycle just by relying on a slight shaking of his body. .

By the way, Yue Buqun also created a set of Huashan swordsmanship to be used on this bicycle.Cooperating with the agility and high speed of this bicycle, this set of swordsmanship really comes and goes in a flash, as fast as a rabbit.

During the period, Yue Buqun used this set of swordsmanship to compete with Mr. Mo Da who came to Qinniang to buy a raincoat. He rode this bicycle and flew all over the field. It was too late, and he was so tired that he was out of breath and surrendered.

Seeing how powerful this set of bicycle swordsmanship is, all the disciples of the Huashan School humbly asked their master Yue Buqun for advice and practice, and at the same time raised funds for Qin Niang, begging her to bring more bicycles when she returns to the fairy world next time.