[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

"Send all these pigs back?" Hu Xiaoyi burst into tears instantly. She is a female college student with no power to restrain chickens, and she is not a pig farmer. How can she drive these pigs back to the TV? machine?

You must know that Hu Xiaoyi took a lot of effort to drive the pig near the door to the landlord just now.

"What will happen if you don't rush back?" Hu Xiaoyi asked the TV master with her thoughts.

"Because these pigs are all created with my mana, if I don't rush back, my mana will be exhausted and I can never recover..." TV Jing explained to Hu Xiaoyi patiently.

"At that time, if I die, you will only be able to watch one TV channel forever, and you won't even be able to watch this one channel." The TV master also threatened Hu Xiaoyi faintly.

"I'll find a way to sell these pigs, can't I just buy a new TV?" Facing the threat of this TV master, Hu Xiaoyi still couldn't help revealing her little thoughts.

"You have a good idea. These pigs are concretized by my mana. They won't last long outside and will dissipate. At that time, the people who bought these pigs will definitely come to you to settle accounts!"

"These pigs will disappear?" Hu Xiaoyi was dumbfounded.

"Of course, I'm just a little TV guy, how can I really create something out of thin air?" The TV guy laughed at himself.

"Okay... If that's the case, I'll drive these pigs back for you." Hu Xiaoyi gave in. Although she bought this old TV for five yuan, five yuan is still money, since these pigs can't be sold Without money, she couldn't bear to watch this old TV completely scrapped because it had no mana.

Next, Hu Xiaoyi rolled up her sleeves and chased the pigs around the room.

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An hour later, Hu Xiaoyi, who hadn't chased a single pig back, lay sprawled on the floor. Exhausted, she let the pigs lick her face wildly, and let them trample on her at will...

"I tried my best!" Hu Xiaoyi said dejectedly to the TV guy who was still looking at her expectantly on the TV, "But you have also seen that these pigs don't listen to my orders at all!"

"No, you can do it!" The TV in the TV encouraged Hu Xiaoyi earnestly: "Try again, don't give up easily!"

"No, I really can't do it!" Hu Xiaoyi shook her head, and she turned to comfort the TV player: "You can go at ease, when your mana is exhausted, I will bury you in a beautiful place with beautiful mountains and rivers, and I promise not to throw it into the trash heap."

"No, did you just give up on me like this?" The TV guy on the TV seemed to be in a hurry, his face changed for a while, and then, as if he had made up his mind, he waved to Hu Xiaoyi on the TV .

"Come here, I'll give you a super power."

"Can you still give me superpowers?" Hu Xiaoyi quickly got up from the ground when she heard the words, she approached the TV excitedly, with surprise, but also with a hint of resentment: "Why didn't you take it out earlier, Caused me to toss for so long?"

"Isn't this going to consume my mana again? I don't have much mana at all." The TV showman muttered in a low voice on the TV: "Who knew you were so useless, you can't even handle a pig."

"Stop talking nonsense, give me your superpowers!" Hu Xiaoyi, who was about to acquire superpowers, was in a great mood, and she didn't bother to care about the stinginess of this TV guy.

"You raise your hand first..." The television master commanded Hu Xiaoyi.

After Hu Xiaoyi raised a hand according to his words, the TV master switched the content on the TV screen to the agricultural channel again, on which it was still talking about how to raise pigs, and a guy who looked like a swineherd was spitting Pass on the experience of raising pigs.

"Put your hand on his face." The voice of the TV master ordered Hu Xiaoyi again.

Hu Xiaoyi obediently pointed her palm at the swineherd's big face and pressed it...

In less than three seconds, the voice of the TV master sounded again: "Okay, you can take your hand away."

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Hu Xiaoyi withdrew her palm, and she looked down at her palm, but found that there was no change.

"That's enough, I will have superpowers?" Hu Xiaoyi asked the TV host suspiciously.

"Yes, you have superpowers now." TV Jing answered Hu Xiaoyi affirmatively.

"Then what is my superpower?" Hu Xiaoyi curiously asked the TV master again.

"Of course it's pig raising." The TV turned back to the TV screen, and he told Hu Xiaoyi on the screen with a face of reason: "I gave you the superpower of the national super pig master, and now any pig will be obedient listen to you."

Hu Xiaoyi swayed and almost fainted to the ground.

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Hu Xiaoyi's mood was ups and downs caused by this TV master, but she soon realized that she was really handy in driving pigs, those pigs in the room that were not obedient no matter how they were driven, now as long as she stood on the TV Next to the TV, the pigs greeted a few times with "Hello", and the pigs automatically lined up and got back into the TV.

In a short time, the pigs in the room were wiped out.

After clapping her hands, Hu Xiaoyi suddenly felt that the superpower of raising pigs was also very interesting. Maybe she could use this superpower to become a little rich woman soon.

Turning back and sitting on the sofa, Hu Xiaoyi seriously thought about her plans for raising pigs in the future.

However, at this moment, another exclamation came from the TV, Hu Xiaoyi raised her head, and saw that it was the TV genius who was shouting.

"Why are you so surprised?" Hu Xiaoyi asked this guy dissatisfied, "The pigs were sent back to you..."

"Sister, it seems that there is a pig missing!" The TV guy tilted his head and counted with his fingers.

"No less, where are there pigs in this room?" Hu Xiaoyi pretended to be confused.

"No, there must be a head missing!" The TV guy calculated silently again, and his tone was firm.

"Ah, I remembered!" Seeing that she couldn't hide it, Hu Xiaoyi slapped her thigh, and she pretended to be stunned: "I gave a pig to the landlord before the rent."

"Sister, you have to bring that pig back." The TV looked at Hu Xiaoyi sincerely.

"It shouldn't be a big deal for you to lack the mana of a pig, right?" Hu Xiaoyi was a little unhappy, because if she wanted to get the pig back, what would she have to pay the rent.

"I can afford to lose the mana of a pig." The TV showman admitted, but followed his tone and warned Hu Xiaoyi: "But that pig is fake, and it will disappear when the time is up."

"So what if it disappears? I've already mortgaged it." Hu Xiaoyi disagreed.

"Stupid!" The TV host shook his head, and he asked Hu Xiaoyi, "Do you think this strange change won't lead to official investigation?"

"The authorities have tracked down all the way, how will you explain it when the time comes? Are you going to hand me over, or not?" The TV expert asked Hu Xiaoyi again.

Hu Xiaoyi was dumbfounded.

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Hu Xiaoyi, who has just obtained a superpower of raising pigs, naturally does not want to reveal the secret of the TV genius so soon.

There was nothing she could do, so she had no choice but to look shy and go to the landlord to get the pig back. As for the rent, it would be better to delay it for a month.

It's a pity that Hu Xiaoyi, who thought this way, came to the landlord's house downstairs, but was told by the landlord's wife that the landlord had taken the pig to the slaughterhouse in the suburbs.

Hu Xiaoyi had no choice but to return to the rental house and tell the story to the TV.

Unexpectedly, after listening to the TV show, he still didn't give up, so he urged Hu Xiaoyi to chase him to the slaughterhouse.

"That's the suburbs! It's far away!" Hu Xiaoyi was not happy.

"You can make a call." The TV expert gave Hu Xiaoyi an idea.

"I don't have any money." Hu Xiaoyi took out his pocket and showed the TV carefully, there were only a few coins left in it.

The TV watcher looked at the few coins in Hu Xiaoyi's pocket, and he fell into deep thought again.

After a long time, the TV set gritted its teeth, and he switched back to the agricultural channel.

"I'll get you a mount!" The TV showman said to Hu Xiaoyi.

"Get a mount? Could it be that the agricultural program at this time is talking about how to raise horses?" Hu Xiaoyi looked at the TV screen curiously after hearing this, but saw a group of pigs still on the screen.

"Whoever said that a horse is a mount, a pig can also be a mount." The TV expert retorted Hu Xiaoyi, and after finishing speaking, he let the strongest fat pig get out of the TV.

"I don't ride a pig!" Hu Xiaoyi hurriedly took a big step back, and she bargained with the TV showman, "You get a horse, and I will ride it."

"Can you ride a horse?" The TV host asked Hu Xiaoyi contemptuously.

Seeing that Hu Xiaoyi was being questioned by himself, the TV master persuaded Hu Xiaoyi again: "You are now a national super master pig breeder, and riding pigs is your best skill. Why do you use your strengths to avoid weaknesses and ride a dangerous horse?"

"What you said is reasonable, but it's too embarrassing to be seen riding a pig." Hu Xiaoyi hesitated.

"It's getting dark now, you only choose to walk in remote alleys, so that ghosts can see you." The TV showman continued to persuade Hu Xiaoyi.

"You can still cover your face with a towel." The TV expert gave Hu Xiaoyi an idea.

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Probably because she really wanted to keep it secret, and she had no money to take a taxi, Hu Xiaoyi was finally persuaded by the TV showman. She really took a towel to cover her face, and then she took the big fat pig and prepared to set off.

Then she found a deserted place downstairs, and Hu Xiaoyi stepped onto the big fat pig. She stretched out her hand to pat the pig's butt, and ran straight to the outskirts.

Not to mention, this fat pig transformed with the magical power of the TV is really fast, and it ran for several miles in a short time.

As for Hu Xiaoyi riding on the pig's back, she was very embarrassed at first, she lowered her head, not daring to look around.

And along the way, Hu Xiaoyi also tried to hide in small alleys and alleys with few people and deserted.

But later, Hu Xiaoyi realized that no one laughed at her, and most of the people she met looked envious and curious, so she gradually let go and sat up straight.

Occasionally, Hu Xiaoyi would take the initiative to say hello to the children on the side of the road.

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By the way, Hu Xiaoyi rode a pig like this for more than half an hour, and when he was about to leave the city, at the entrance of an alley in front of the road, there were suddenly four or five young people beating another young man frantically, blocking him Hu Xiaoyi's way.

Hu Xiaoyi hastily yelled and waved her hands, telling these people to get out of the way, but the fat pig under her crotch ran fast, and still knocked these young people to pieces, one of them was in the middle of the road and was being beaten The young man who was beating was even raised by the fat pig's nose. He did a few somersaults in the air, and by coincidence, he landed on the pig's back again.

The young man sat on the pig's back in a daze, letting the fat pig run wildly on his back.After running such a long distance, he slowly regained his senses.

He raised his head in surprise, looked at the masked woman Hu Xiaoyi who was also sitting on the back of a pig in front of him, and cupped his hands to express his gratitude: "Thank you for your heroic action and saving me from danger. Last name?"

Hu Xiaoyi didn't want to save this young man, it was all a coincidence.Of course, since he was saved, Hu Xiaoyi might as well pretend to be a good person.

Stretching out her hand to stroke her hair by her ears, Hu Xiaoyi responded to this guy with a smile: "You are right, I am a heroine who specializes in saving people from suffering and fighting injustice, you can call me..."

"Call me..." Hu Xiaoyi thought for a while, and she came up with a name on the spur of the moment.

"You can call me Pig Man." Hu Xiaoyi proudly told the young man named Wang Yuan.