[Comprehensive martial arts] Take a mountain to cross quickly

Hu Xiaoyi, who has graduated from university for almost half a year, is very unhappy recently because her boyfriend abandoned her and went abroad.

What's more, before that guy left, he took away the only TV in Hu Xiaoyi's rented house!

At that time, Hu Xiaoyi put her arms around the guy's thigh and begged him to put his hands on the TV set, but the guy still rejected Hu Xiaoyi cruelly, and left without looking back while holding the TV head.

This caused Hu Xiaoyi to have no TV to watch since then, and Hu Xiaoyi, who loved watching TV since she was a child, tossed and turned and slept restlessly for many days.

No, until today, Hu Xiaoyi couldn't bear the days without the TV company anymore, she took out all the money left on her body, opened the door and walked out.

Hu Xiaoyi went all the way into a second-hand goods market across the street, and walked to a stall specializing in selling second-hand electrical appliances.

The booth is full of old refrigerators, old washing machines, and of course, there are also old TV sets that Hu Xiaoyi wants to buy.

Hu Xiaoyi picked and picked among these old TV sets, and felt that she liked most of them.It's a pity that the prices listed above are beyond Hu Xiaoyi's budget.

After all, as a decadent young woman who has not found a job after graduation for more than half a year, Hu Xiaoyi is quite shy now.

Biting her finger, Hu Xiaoyi looked at these old TVs and hesitated for a long time, but in the end, she still had to reluctantly leave.

However, just when Hu Xiaoyi was about to turn around, there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky above her head, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, hitting one of these old TV sets placed in the farthest corner!

The old TV that was struck by lightning was an old-fashioned TV with a big belly in the 90s. It was struck by lightning, and sparks burst out all over it.

However, what is unexpected is that this old-fashioned old TV was struck by lightning for such a short time, and it did not fall apart. When the wisps of lightning coiling around it were extinguished, its screen automatically lit up and turned on by itself!

The former owner of this old TV was probably an agricultural enthusiast, so the default channel of this old TV after it was turned on was also the agricultural program of CCTV. A group of white and tender pigs were happily arching around on the screen...

This scene made Hu Xiaoyi dumbfounded for a moment, and the owner of the second-hand goods stall beside him was also dumbfounded.

After a while, the owner of the second-hand goods stall just woke up. He rushed over and carefully checked the old TV set.

……

After a lot of beating, the thrift store owner finally found out to his dismay that the old TV had been struck by lightning, because it could never be turned off again unless it was unplugged.

The owner of the thrift stall sighed distressedly. He raised his head, looked around, and soon fell on Hu Xiaoyi who was standing nearby.

Before Hu Xiaoyi wanted to buy an old TV set, the owner of the second-hand goods stall knew about it, and at the same time, Hu Xiaoyi was too shy, so he also knew about it.Now that the old TV set was damaged by lightning, he simply wanted to sell it to Hu Xiaoyi cheaply. He fooled Hu Xiaoyi and said, "Look, this TV set can't be damaged by lightning, and the quality is so good! I'll sell it to Hu Xiaoyi cheaply. You, hurry up and buy it."

"I believe you ghost!" Hu Xiaoyi hurriedly took a step back and shook her head. She retorted to the owner of the second-hand stall: "I have seen it, it was obviously damaged by lightning, and it can't be turned off."

"Is it a problem that it can't be turned off? No, for a TV, it's a feature that it can't be turned off! There are so many all-night TV channels now, why do you want to turn off the TV?" The owner of the junk shop continued to fool Hu Xiaoyi unwillingly. , "Besides, I can also give you a very cheap preferential price."

"How cheap?" Hu Xiaoyi was a little tempted by the owner of the second-hand stall.

"You can make any price, as long as it's not outrageous, I'll sell it!" The owner of the second-hand goods stall proudly responded to Hu Xiaoyi with a slap on his chest.

"That's fine, I'll give you this amount." Hu Xiaoyi stretched out a hand, tentatively quoting a price.

"Deal!" The owner of the thrift stall immediately nodded in agreement, and enthusiastically moved the old TV that was struck by lightning to Hu Xiaoyi's hands.

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Half an hour later, Hu Xiaoyi moved back to her rental house with difficulty, holding the old TV set bought for five yuan in both hands.

Putting the old TV back on the original TV cabinet, Hu Xiaoyi bent down and plugged in the power plug. Unsurprisingly, the old TV automatically turned on again.

Those white and fat pigs were still dangling in the center of the screen, dazzled Hu Xiaoyi.Hu Xiaoyu, who doesn't plan to raise pigs in the future, wants to change the channel, but realizes that she forgot to take the TV remote control!

Too lazy to make another trip, and Hu Xiaoyi guessed that the owner of the thrift stall might not have a remote control, so she simply reached out to press the channel change button on the side of the TV.

As a result, Hu Xiaoyi pressed hard for a long time, and realized that the channel change button was also broken!

"No wonder the profiteer promised so readily. He must have secretly pressed the button during the inspection, knowing that the channel button was also broken by lightning!"

Feeling that she had been cheated, Hu Xiaoyi jumped in anger in front of the old TV, cursing that the owner of the second-hand stall gave birth to a son without an asshole.

After scolding like this for a while, Hu Xiaoyi finally relieved her anger. She sat back on the sofa and began to watch the TV with only one channel helplessly.

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However, a channel is not fun to watch after all, not to mention that this channel is an agricultural channel, and the programs on it are always teaching people how to raise pigs.

Hu Xiaoyi felt drowsy watching it, and gradually dozed off in front of the TV.

And in this half-dream and half-awake, Hu Xiaoyi felt that the snoring of those pigs seemed to be getting closer and closer to him, as close as if he was right beside Hu Xiaoyi.

"The sound of this TV is pretty good!" Hu Xiaoyi, who was in a coma, thought to herself, she turned over and didn't care about it.

……

Hu Xiaoyi woke up at dusk.

Before waking up, Hu Xiaoyi felt something licking her calf, and there seemed to be something pushing back and forth in her arms, Hu Xiaoyi opened her eyes suspiciously...

In the next second, Hu Xiaoyi jumped onto the sofa, opened her mouth and let out an exclamation, and the scream shook the entire apartment building.

"Pigs, pigs! Why are there so many pigs in my room?" Hu Xiaoyi looked at her rental house in panic, looking at the pigs that were all over the house, she was confused and frightened.

And at this moment, Hu Xiaoyi saw a huge pig's head appear in the opposite TV again, and this pig's head was like Sadako, protruding out of the TV little by little...

After 2 minutes, the pig's head completely protruded out of the TV, and most of the body behind it also squeezed out.

It turns out that these pigs crawled out of the TV!Hu Xiaoyi suddenly realized.

Hu Xiaoyi, who understood the reason, quickly regained her composure, and reason told her that she has developed!This TV set bought for five yuan will be a cornucopia, bringing her a steady stream of wealth.

It's just that at present, she has to deal with these pigs first.

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Just as Hu Xiaoyi was standing on the sofa, looking worried at the fat pigs in the room, someone knocked on her door, and the landlord's rough voice sounded outside the door.

"What's your name, girl? You haven't paid this month's rent! If you don't pay, move out!"

Hu Xiaoyi was startled by the landlord's voice, she has no money to pay the rent now.

"Master, can you give me a few more days?" Hu Xiaoyi bargained with the landlord through the door.

"No!" The landlord refused at the door.

"But I really have no money!" Hu Xiaoyi's tone was pitiful.

"If you don't have money, use other things to pay for it!" The landlord was not moved by Hu Xiaoyi's pitiful tone.

"Other things?" Hu Xiaoyi looked around the room, and finally fell on those fat pigs.Her eyes lit up, and she discussed with the landlord through the door: "Master, can I pay the rent with meat?"

"Meat compensation?" The landlord outside the door was taken aback, and it took a long time before he heard him reply to Hu Xiaoyi with difficulty: "Girl, you are still young, you can't afford to take this road..."

Well, the landlord obviously misunderstood what Hu Xiaoyi meant. Hu Xiaoyi stomped her feet on the sofa, and she explained to the landlord: "Master, it's not my meat, it's pork, pork!"

"Pork?" The landlord outside the door repeated after Hu Xiaoyi, and then he asked in doubt, "Is it fresh? How many catties?"

"A whole head, live, fresh." Hu Xiaoyi jumped off the sofa. She picked a fat pig near the door, opened the door a little, and then mustered up the courage to drive the fat pig out.

The landlord standing at the door of Hu Xiaoyi's room was caught off guard by the fat pig and staggered. Fortunately, he was agile, so he threw himself forward, grabbed the pig's ears with both hands, and quickly managed to stand still.

"Girl, why is there such a thing in your room?" The landlord asked Hu Xiaoyi loudly after standing still.

"Master, I learned how people keep pets. I bought a pet pig and raised it. It's just this big." Hu Xiaoyi said lying while holding the door of the room.

"You students who don't know the five grains, you must have been deceived. There are no pet pigs in this world, they are just some rustic piglets." The landlord shook his head at Hu Xiaoyi and sighed.

"Master, don't worry about it so much, just say, can I use this pig to pay your one month's rent?" Hu Xiaoyi interrupted the landlord with emotion.

"Okay, of course!" The landlord nodded hastily. Pork is very expensive now, and this pig is more than enough to pay two months' rent.

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Watching the landlord nimbly dragging the pig away, Hu Xiaoyi hurriedly closed the door and went back to the house.

The room in the rental house was too small. In order to prevent another pig from getting out of the TV, Hu Xiaoyi had to unplug the TV.

At this time, the TV screen shook for a while, and a beautiful man appeared in it.

This handsome man clasped his fists at Hu Xiaoyi repeatedly on the TV, and begged Hu Xiaoyi, "Girl, don't unplug the power!"

Hu Xiaoyi was taken aback by the sudden appearance of this handsome man, she was stunned, and saw this handsome man introduce himself again.

"I am a TV master. I have been cultivating in your human world for many years. When you came to buy a TV today, girl, I happened to be crossing the catastrophe."

"Unexpectedly, I failed to cross the tribulation. I was struck by the sky and I was left with only one breath. I need a lot of electricity to slowly restore the primordial spirit..."

"So please help me, girl, don't unplug the power!"

"By the way, these pigs in your room were also released by me when I was in a coma and accidentally opened the channel space. In order for me to recover as soon as possible, Xiaosheng begs the girl to work harder and drive them back."