The poorest actor

Shi Yi comforted the teacher a few words, and felt that he had just eaten a melon on the scene.

Because Teacher Wang and Teacher Chu are both students of the teacher in front of Shi Yi, they have a very close relationship with the teacher. The teacher treats them as nephews in his later life, and many people in the circle know this.

As a result, when I returned to the hotel at night, Shiyi received a message from a stranger on WeChat: "Let's not contact each other in the future, my husband is starting to suspect us."

Time meaning: "..."

Shi Yi: "?"

Shi Yi looked at it for a long time, but didn't make a note. He couldn't remember when he added the people. Over the years, the crew added people who were in a mess. Many of them lost contact later, but he never cleared the contact list.

Out of curiosity, I clicked on the other party's circle of friends, and the results were visible in three days. There was no last bit of useful news, so Shi Yi could only silently reply to the other party: "Hello, I don't have any notes here, may I ask who you are? I lost the chat history, we haven't talked since we became friends, you should think about whether you sent the wrong message."

As a result, just 2 minutes after the message was sent, the other party replied: "That's good! I'm her husband, you're fine, I'll talk to someone else!"

Time meaning: "..."

Shi Yi held [-] speechlessly and murmured: "I used to hear that there would be all kinds of strange tests between lovers, even fishing and law enforcement. I always thought it was an urban legend, but I didn't expect that there would be a day when I would witness it with my own eyes. , think about what a little excitement is going on?"

[-] has an expression of enjoyment, narrowing his eyes to listen to Shiyi's gossip, with a look of interest, meowing from time to time, licking Shiyi's palm, urging Shiyi to continue talking.

I thought this matter would end here, but at the same time the next night, Shi Yi received a message from that person again: "My husband was testing you last night, and he has already started to suspect us, luckily you didn't let it slip! mwah!"

Time meaning: "..."

It's endless, right?

Shi Yi sent a message in a speechless manner: "Eldest sister, in good conscience, do we really know each other?"

Originally, I planned to delete the friend after sending this message, but I didn't expect the other party to be quicker, and replied to him in seconds: "I am still her husband, you are fine, make sure you are fine again, and I will talk to other people!"

Shi Yi's face darkened, and he decisively deleted the friend.

So at 2.0:[-], I heard the version [-] of the urban legend, and I nestled next to Shiyi's pillow and fell asleep contentedly.

Shi Yi thought that he was the only one who encountered this kind of urban legend, but within two days, the crew spread the word, saying that in the middle of the night, many people received WeChat messages about trying to cheat on their wives.

At the beginning, everyone must not have paid attention to it, but one person opened it up, and soon found that several people had received the same message, and the other people who received the message did not have notes like Shi Yi. Everyone looked at each other in private, Just know they met the same person.

Then the truth came out.

The news of the marriage change between Mr. Wang and Mr. Chu was not written by Yu Ji, who was stalking the wind and shadows. This time, he really wronged him.

Zhou Ke privately said to Shi Yi: "Made, you don't even know how frightened I was when I received the news from Mr. Wang that day. Fortunately, this happened on the set. If your sister-in-law saw it at home, I would be a grown-up." I can't speak clearly with ten mouths."

Naturally, Shi Yi had also heard about that incident, but he couldn't figure it out: "What exactly is Mr. Chu planning? He can't hide what he has done in this way. Even if he finally made it clear, Mr. Wang can still be with him without distraction." live?"

Zhou Ke also felt that what Teacher Chu did was substandard and really unwise, she thought about it for a while and said, "Maybe it's not reconciled, I heard that the two of them were childhood sweethearts, and they studied under the same teacher in university, so their relationship is not good." It's generally good, and Mr. Chu really hurts when he holds Mr. Wang in his palm. It is said that Mr. Chu is one of the few men who can be indifferent to Mr. Hu's charm for so many years! The reason is because He has someone in mind!"

Shi Yi clicked his lips: "Love really makes people lose themselves!"

Xiaoxiao heard this when she entered the door, and said hi: "What is the love that loses oneself? The two divorced this morning, and the hot searches are all over the place! You two can't eat melons that are hot!"

Shi Yi gave his assistant, who was neither big nor small, a look: "Why do these words sound so awkward!"

That's what they said, but without any delay, the two of them took out their mobile phones and clicked on Weibo to eat melons.

Zhou Ke said: "I don't know if the traffic of these two people can make Weibo collapse again? Then the excitement will be great!"

Shi Yi shook his head: "Weibo has been tortured by Boss Hu, and it is said that it can withstand ten Boss Hu now, and it is not so easy to collapse."

The two ate melons online for a while contentedly.

Zhou Ke held the mobile phone and said to Shi Yi: "It seems that no matter how ugly the trouble is in private, for the sake of profit, we still choose to break up peacefully on the surface! Look at this copywriting, one is different and two are lenient, everyone is happy, if I If I remember correctly, this is the content in the wife's book!"

Shi Yi: "It should be caused by the difficulty in dividing the joint property of the husband and wife for a while. You can see that there are obvious traces of the navy's guidance now. Neither party mentions who is at fault. They only say that the relationship has come to an end. From now on, both parties are relatives." It seems unbelievable."

Zhou Ke: "But the fire can't be covered with paper. At present, it seems that the fault should be the woman. Otherwise, Mr. Chu couldn't be so crazy a few days ago, and you see, now a small number of sailors have begun to guide the fault to the woman. , it should be that Teacher Chu is unwilling to let the woman go like this."

Shi Yi: "But judging from Mr. Chu's behavior a few days ago, he doesn't have clear evidence of the woman's fault, otherwise he wouldn't have tried one by one. If he offends the woman by doing this, it will be difficult to solve if the other party bites back. "

The two stared at the trend on the Internet for another 10 minutes, watching the fans on Teacher Chu's side, under the guidance of the navy, start to become Sherlock Holmes one by one, and analyze who is right and who is wrong between the two, and the analysis they come up with is reasonable and well-founded , making it impossible to refute.

Shi Yi tsk-tsk: "Such a quick reaction, it seems that he has been prepared long ago and has a stone hammer in his hand. No wonder!"

Zhou Ke also admitted: "The previous reaction may be to confuse the woman and make the other party misunderstand that Mr. Chu has no evidence. The two parties can divide the property in the shortest possible time and divorce as soon as possible. As the woman is at fault, Mr. Chu cannot suffer financial losses. , now it seems that Teacher Chu has succeeded."

The two ate a melon contentedly, put away their phones, and felt that life was complete.

Zhou Ke sighed: "A few months ago, I participated in a variety show with their husband and wife. At that time, I really didn't see any problem. If there is really a problem with Teacher Wang, I can only say that she is real. You can act! A woman is too beautiful, but a man is not at ease in his heart. Brother, listen to my advice. In this life, a woman’s appearance is not the main thing. The key is that people’s heart should be on you. You must pay attention to finding a partner in the future at this point!"

Shi Yi said faintly: "I can't afford good-looking skins, and interesting souls ignore me!"

Zhou Ke choked.

Shi Yi also said: "I want to tell sister-in-law, you think she is not good-looking from the bottom of your heart!"

Zhou Ke's eyes were almost rounded, and she looked at Shi Yi in disbelief, feeling that she had suffered a huge blow.

Shi Yi continued to say: "Didn't you see it? You are simply short-sighted!"

Mr. Ren Chu sent a group message on Mr. Wang's WeChat, everyone received it, and the replies from the people he knew were probably - Mr. Wang, have you been hacked or something.

Only you can reply——Mr. Wang, Mr. Chu is a very nice person, you must not do anything wrong to Mr. Chu, there is still time to rein in the precipice, so I won’t tell Mr. Chu this time!You do it for yourself!

Isn't this short-sighted?

Zhou Ke felt that his brother was laughing at him, but he had no proof, so he left angrily.

The news of the divorce between Mr. Wang and Mr. Chu is so shocking. The outside world has gone crazy, and even the people who eat melons have proposed for the [-]th time this year that they no longer believe in love!

Those who have been in the production team for a long time can still be stable, but the staff gather together in twos and threes when they have free time, pointing and gossiping, and the working atmosphere of the production team is much looser.

Can the tea guide tolerate this situation?

Of course not!

Immediately during lunch time, he openly held a meeting with a loudspeaker for everyone.

The content of the meeting can be summed up in four words - Rain Girl Wugua!

The tea director is old-fashioned, and his energetic voice is transmitted to everyone's ears through the loudspeaker: "Let me ask you a question, when you first entered college, you still said-there are so many beautiful girls in our school! What happened? Did you get out of the singles this year? Shi Yi, tell me! Have you got out of the singles?"

Shi Yi, who was burying her head in cooking, said, "..."

I suspect that you are attacking me in life, and there is evidence!

The tea guide continued to say with a dissatisfied look in his eyes when he didn't see it, "Everyone knows how many warehouses the gold bars and silver bars are in the bank. The problem is, this has a fucking relationship with you guys." !"

"Starting from this meal, I want to see everyone's mental outlook restored to what it was three days ago! If you don't have enthusiasm for work, get out of here as soon as possible! There are many wage earners outside who want to come in and work for me, and I will not miss you!"

It was an indiscriminate attack when he opened his mouth. No one dared to say a word from the young rookie to the senior.

What are you talking about?

Don't look at Director Ren Cha's vigor and vigor, in fact, he is the oldest in the entire crew, no matter in terms of seniority or age, he cannot compare.

There is even a saying in the circle that every work of Cha Dao in recent years may be the last posthumous work.

Just like that, whoever doesn't worry about saying a word that will make the old man faint because of his displeasure will really become a sinner.

So from today, the aftermath of the earthquake caused by the divorce between Mr. Wang and Mr. Chu has disappeared from the crew. The only one who is still sad is the teacher who has a good relationship with Shi Yi.

After all, as I said earlier, this teacher treated the two of them as nephews. When Shi Yi heard that the other party was ill, he asked for leave to go to the hospital for a visit.

The old man lacked energy, so he fell asleep after talking to Shi Yi. The old man's family said to Shi Yi in private: "What kind of crime is it? How long has it been since she was divorced, sick and hospitalized, only Xiao Chu came to see it once, and Xiao Wang didn't even make a phone call!"

Teacher Li's wife cried angrily.

There is no way to accept these words.

Back in the car, Shi Yi suddenly asked Xiaoxiao: "Why do you think women can only cry when they are angry? Isn't it good to go out and fight like men?"

Xiaoxiao thought for a while, and told the boss very seriously: "Probably because they know that murder is illegal, which makes them very frustrated!"

Shi Yi was so choked that she silently hugged the zero point five for comfort.

Arriving at the crew, when Xiaoxiao got off the car, she found that Shiyi had replaced [-] with a new little bell. It was small and cute, and Xiaoxiao was very envious when she saw it, so she asked, "Boss, Brother Shi, where did you buy this bell?" Yes? It's so beautiful!"

"On the Internet, if you need it, I will send you a link!"

Xiaoxiao: "Is it expensive?"

Timely meaning: "200 yuan!"

Xiaoxiao: "So cheap?"

Shi Yi thought for a moment and said, "What do you want to buy? I can discuss with the store to increase the price for you!"

Xiaoxiao was so choked that she didn't want to speak.

Satisfied, Shi Yi walked briskly towards the crew with her [-] in her arms.

[-] thinks that this person is simply naive, and he feels more and more naive. He used to be a serious person, but now he is getting less and less serious.

So she nestled in Shi Yi's arms and snored.

Xiaoxiao thinks that her boss just occasionally has a childish and arrogant problem, so he can just coax him, and sometimes he doesn't need to coax him at all. After a while, the old man is too busy, so he will naturally forget about these trivial things that still take up his mind .

Before going to bed at night, she finished her case report and sent her boss a good night.

As usual, the boss will also reply politely: "Good night."

She knew the boss's reaction even with her eyes closed, just like two people who met on the road having an awkward conversation, one of them said, "Have you eaten?"

Another said, "Eat it, how about you?"

She never expected that just after sending good night today, the boss actually sent her a soulful reply: "No one will care about you staying up late unless you are beautiful or rich!"

Xiaoxiao, who is neither beautiful nor rich: "..."

I feel like you're attacking me personally, and I have proof.

Xiaoxiao took a deep breath and kept giving herself psychological hints: "He is the boss, he is the boss, he is the boss!"

In the end, he threw himself on the bed angrily, covered his head with the quilt and pretended to be dead.

Before going to bed, Xiaoxiao blocked her boss from posting to her Moments: "What do you mean never quitting? It means being pissed off [-] times a day and still not resigning!"

On a big night, I got praise and comfort from all my colleagues in the studio.

Finally, I fell asleep contentedly.

Before going to bed, Shi Yi said to Zero: "See? Don't think I didn't notice, Xiaoxiao is a bit obsessive-compulsive, I always reply good night to my last message every night, I will reply differently today, and suffocate her to death! Haha Ha ha!"

[-] covered his eyes with two paws, feeling that he could hardly see.

Shi Yi slept until dawn, and seeing Xiaoxiao floating around like a ghost with two dark circles under her eyes, Shi Yi felt even more satisfied.

Clean yourself up and go down to the restaurant to have breakfast, and the crew will start work in one hour. Usually, everyone has breakfast in the restaurant on the 32nd floor at this time.

However, due to the particularity of the actor industry, it is the crew members who really eat breakfast seriously, and the actors basically use light-calorie things to put on the bar.

Shi Yi insisted on drinking a cup of soy milk every day, and by the way, a hand pancake every other day.

Today, after getting hand pancakes and soy milk, I was looking for a seat, when I passed the table of the tea guide and Mr. Hu, I was stopped by the other party.

The leading actors at the table were all there, and they seemed to be getting along well, so the tea director took the initiative to invite Shi Yi to join them.

Shi Yi was not polite, sat down and ate in peace.

Someone else asked Shi Yi curiously: "Your cat also eats finger cakes! It's so special!"

Shi Yi said: "Follow me for a long time and get used to it!"

Shi Yi didn't say much, and heard an uncle in his fifties proudly say: "When I was young, I was never short of women. It can be said that women are all for fun."

Some people agree with this and some don't.

A man in his 40s retorted: "The woman you have slept with is not your capital to show off. If you can do seven times a night like you did when you were young, I still admire you for being strong and healthy!"

The former got angry.

He looked at the latter with dissatisfaction.

Shi Yi observed for a while, there were so many people at the table, they were all eating quietly, as if they hadn't heard their quarrel at all.

Especially Boss Hu and Director Chazui, who were drinking wolfberry tea very healthily, as if they were surrounded by a sense of immortality, which floated back and forth.

It floated onto Shi Yi.

At this time, the former misfortune came to the fore: "You like to argue with me. Neither of us can convince anyone. Shi Yi, you are new here. I believe you will not cover up this old guy. Tell me who we are." That's right!"

Shi Yixin said that this is really a disaster without reason.

But seeing the two staring at him with burning eyes, as if he couldn't tell the reason why he didn't let him go, Shi Yi expressed his views on marriage and love very straightforwardly: "Isn't it true that only loving one person is the most important thing?" Is he handsome? Of course, like me, I only love myself for the rest of my life, that's so handsome!"

Both of them were not very satisfied with Shiyi's answer, and wanted to continue talking.

Boss Hu spoke quietly, his voice was sweet and melodious, and people couldn't help but pay attention to what she was going to say.

"What age is it, and some people use the number of sleeping women as their bragging capital? Who knows who you slept with whom? I read that the social news two days ago said that the man died on the day of the divorce. Crazy revenge by my ex-wife, tsk tsk, I was drenched in boiling water from head to toe, and my body was bruised!"

After finishing speaking, he sighed very sincerely: "What a tragedy!"

The scalps of all the men on the table were numb.

The two men who had quarreled before saw that Mr. Hu had spoken, and knew that those words were too much in front of Mr. Hu, so they were silent for a while.

Shi Yijing and Mimi continued to eat her finger cakes.

Boss Hu glanced at the two men on the table who were as quiet as chickens. With his hands on his cheeks, he spoke to Shi Yi slowly, but the voice could be heard by everyone around him.

"Last night, I saw a share in Moments. I thought about it, the content said so——"

Shi Yi felt his scalp tingle when Boss Hu looked over, he knew clearly that he was brought closer to the battle between them by several big shots, so he could only resign himself to being cannon fodder.

So without raising his head, he continued to bury his head in eating finger cakes with [-].

Boss Hu's voice sounded without any pause: "There is such a lady whose boyfriend suspected her of cheating. She felt very annoyed and scolded her boyfriend all over her face. Finally, she said——my other boyfriends You didn't suspect me of cheating, so why are you the only one who has so many things? Tell me, the author of this story, what is he going to tell us?"

Boss Hu's eyes swept over the men present, except for Mr. Cha, everyone buried their heads in their food and didn't speak. She clicked his tongue in boredom, and finally stopped her gaze on top of Shi Yi's head.

"Xiaoyi, why don't you talk about it?"

Shi Yi raised her head and said with a stiff face, "The most important thing in life is to have a good meal and be loved. What you want in life is warmth and a beloved man!"

Boss Hu chuckled: "Just now I said that I love myself the most in this life, what a liar!"

Shi Yi felt like his scalp was going to explode.

At this moment, Cha Lao said: "Okay, how old are you still playing with other children!"

Boss Hu glanced at Shi Yi with a half-smile: "Small? I can't see it, can I?"

Shi Yi felt that he had been molested just now, but he had no proof.

Boss Hu stood up and walked up to him stepping on his high heels, patted him on the shoulder condescendingly and said, "See you on the set later!"

The tea-drunk director followed suit and left.

When the person left, Shi Yi instantly felt the atmosphere on the table relax, as if the air that had been stagnant just now began to liven up.

Shi Yi didn't want to continue to participate in the battle of these people, so he picked up [-] and quickly left the scene.

In fact, what Boss Hu said just now is correct, we will indeed see you on the set, because the first scene today is the scene between Shi Yi and her opponent.

Chu Feng, played by Shi Yi, and the Queen, played by Hu Xiaomei, discuss political affairs in the hall.

Outside is the sound of Princess Li Wan playing with a few small palaces, chirping, lively and brisk, which unexpectedly reached Chu Feng's ears.

Chu Feng suddenly expressed his feelings: "Noisy is a family, and silence is also a world. My sister is very good like this."

At this point in the plot, it was Gong Bi who peeled an orange for the queen, and then the siblings chatted about some relatively relaxed topics.

The queen's slender and fair fingers took the orange petals from Gong Bi's hands, and she lightly lifted her thin lips, and took a slice slowly, even showing admiration on her face.

Suddenly, as if realizing something, he looked at Chu Feng who was sitting at the bottom and was still waiting for her to speak, and waved his hand: "Today's oranges in this palace taste very sweet, and I will also serve a plate to Mr. Chu."

Gong Bi was stunned for a moment, and bowed to promise.

When things got here, it was completely different from what was said in the script.

The assistant director glanced nervously at the tea guide, who motioned for everyone to continue without changing his face.

At the scene, Yi also reacted quickly.

Chu Feng thanked the queen for the reward, gracefully peeled open an orange, squinted his eyes and tasted a piece slowly, with an expression of appreciation on his face.

He even suggested to the queen very sincerely: "Today's oranges are so delicious, why don't you let Wan'er come in and taste them?"

In the original script, it should be that when Chu Feng left the palace, Li Wan scrambled to "give uncle a ride."

Now the queen waved her hand, and the palace servant broke the pot and let Li Wan, who didn't know it, play.

The queen smiled and waved: "Wan'er, come and taste it, both Aniang and uncle think the oranges are very sweet today."

The actor who played Li Wan was completely taken away by Mr. Hu. He used to nest next to the queen, but the queen stuffed an orange.

Chew it, chew it, the happiness on the face freezes first, then turns to surprise, and finally wows, crying aggrievedly.

He kept spitting out of his mouth, and after he finished spitting, he took a cup of tea handed over by the queen and drank it vigorously.

The camera panned to Chu Feng, who was serious and pretended to drink the tea on the table casually.

The tea guide was very satisfied with the scene he saw. After calling the card, he said to several people present: "Very good! The on-the-spot response was good! But are the oranges really so sour? What I ate yesterday was still sweet!"

Boss Hu stood up slowly: "You will know if you try it yourself!"

There were still unbelievers at the scene, who picked up one and peeled it off and stuffed it into their mouths. As a result, there was a sound of spitting at the scene.

The tea guide yelled: "Quick, after this scene is filmed, the tidbits can be sold for money! This is all money!"