The poorest actor

After listening to Zhou Ke's narration, Shi Yi silently took out her mobile phone, opened the shopping software, and entered the three words "Ben Ming Nian" in the input box, and tens of thousands of merchants came out in total.

The top [-] products range from underwear, socks, tie clips to belts, gloves, cufflinks and leather hats. Shiyi added them to the shopping cart one by one, filled in the hotel address, and the recipient is Zhou Ke's assistant. Only after you are satisfied with the order and payment will you be free Continue to watch Zhou Ke jumping angrily.

He also called out to Xiao Xiao in a good mood: "I have no eyesight, I only care about eating for myself, why don't I prepare something for Brother Zhou too!"

Xiaoxiao listened to the gossip and was in a very happy mood. She didn't care about the boss's strange voice and hot eyes. She patted her butt and got up to wash the fruit for Zhou Ke.

Assistant Zhou Ke looked at her boss's expression and shivered, only to realize that watching the boss's excitement was too much, it seemed a bit too much, left a sentence "I'll help Xiaoxiao", and ran away without a trace.

Zhou Ke rolled her eyes speechlessly, lying on the sofa chair with nothing to love, one leg dangling in the air boredly, and accidentally touched the foot of the table, the painful Zhou Ke hugged her foot and bared her teeth.

"Brother, do you think you can pass this natal year safely?"

"Why can't you pass? Isn't it your destiny? Aren't you the best box office guarantee in the industry now? Are you not the most attractive actor in the eyes of thousands of fans?"

Zhou Ke hugged her feet and looked at Shi Yi with a sad face: "You count, in the past few months, I have been involved in fraud cases involving millions of dollars, and the victims are all my relatives. Forget it, and the big production that was agreed last time, is ready to join the team at the end. It is said that the investor is being targeted by the higher-ups. Let’s not talk about the small bad luck today. It’s almost too many to count. Brother now I just want to find a place to nest, and An An will come out after this year.

I feel that the past few months have been more frightening than the past few decades!Scared! "

Shi Yi felt that Zhou Ke's brain circuit was different from his own, so he also asked: "Isn't it that they are more unlucky than you?"

After all, Zhou Ke was not a direct victim.

Zhou Ke gritted her teeth: "You are still young and don't understand my difficulties. My brother's family has old and young, and I can't stand a little trouble!"

"The film king also needs to have a good meal. You spent a year in the deep mountains and old forests, and when you came back, you found that the fans had climbed the wall, and your career had to start again. Is it acceptable?"

Zhou Ke waved impatiently: "Go, go, make fun of me! You haven't saved enough dowry yet! How can I relax first!"

Shi Yi hurriedly said: "Tuantuan is also my daughter. Although I don't have much money now, when she gets married, I will definitely save her a dowry that will give her the confidence to stand upright in front of men for the rest of her life!"

After speaking, the two big men felt inexplicably sad.

Shi Yi said silently: "Why do you want to beat someone up all of a sudden!"

Zhou Ke hated: "If I know in advance which brat dares to cheat on my daughter, I won't be named Zhou if I don't rub him on the ground!"

Shi Yi hadn't been sad for a long time, and within a few days, Xiaoxiao told him a big news: "Chuhe may be in a private relationship!"

Chuhe was born in an idol, and his relationship with fans is closer than that of ordinary actors and singers.

It can be said that to a large extent, Idol is a profession that sells dreams to fans. Although Chuhe has now been made into a trend that seems to be a new generation of traffic king on the surface, in fact, he is very imaginary, and his works can be sold rare.

Although the company is now actively helping him transform, but the time is too tight, everything has not had time.

But in general, idols falling in love, especially traffic idols falling in love, is tantamount to a small earthquake in the fan circle.

Shi Yi was a little confused: "Is the news true?"

Xiaoxiao whispered to him: "Assistant Chuhe told me in private. There is no obvious evidence. It is judged based on Chuhe's daily life trajectory."

Shiyi: "Tell me."

Xiaoxiao sorted out her thoughts: "Boss, you know that a person like you who has no partner usually stays at home to rest during the holidays, or actively goes out to find a partner, right?"

Shi Yi said with a cold face: "Speaking of Chuhe, why did you suddenly attack me personally?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Then do you know how the person who has a crush spends their holidays?"

Shi Yi frowned: "The two of you are staying at home together?"

Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes in a direction that the boss couldn't see: "Those of us who have a partner, usually have a special wake-up call for the target in the morning of the holiday, which kicks off the prelude to a happy holiday, and then get up, Shampoo, put on makeup, go out, go to the playground, watch a movie, go home, and make phone calls! This is the normal day of a person with a relationship in the public perception!

Of course, the current situation of Chuhe is very consistent, so the assistant reasonably suspects that Chuhe may be in a private relationship, and asks if we need to intervene? "

However, Shi Yi grasped the first important point: "Xiao Xiao, you actually have a boyfriend?!"

Xiaoxiao: "Boss, the shocked expression on your face makes me think that you must be thinking of something good!"

Shi Yi coughed dryly and changed the subject: "It's not easy for you to speak up about this matter. I will call Chuhe personally to ask about this matter at night."

Xiao Xiao nodded, and stood behind Shi Yi silently.

Shi Yi was surprised: "Is there anything else?"

"Yes, boss, why do you think I can't have a boyfriend?"

Can Shi Yi say that in his heart, Xiaoxiao is actually the most heartfelt bodyguard?Can it be said that in his heart, Xiaoxiao is King Kong Barbie?Can it be said that he can't think of any fierce man who can't be afraid of Xiao Xiao, a strange man who can break his neck when he's unhappy?

Of course not!

So he explained very badly: "Do you know why the panda eats itself as a national treasure and the bamboo rat eats itself as a dish when eating bamboo?"

Xiaoxiao: "Because of reproduction? The panda's ability to reproduce is pitifully weak, maybe their entire panda family is not good at this aspect, and the bamboo rat is a litter all its life?"

Time meaning: "..."

"wrong!"

Xiaoxiao: "That's the breed. A cat and a mouse are born at the two extreme points of human aesthetics."

Shi Yi shook his head.

Xiaoxiao: "Then why?"

Shi Yi looked at Xiao Xiao very gently: "Of course it's because of the face!"

Before Xiaoxiao could react, Shi Yi took the time to explain: "This is the same as I never thought Xiaoxiao you would have a boyfriend. In my heart, you have always been as cute as a panda baby. Anyway, I can't think of you." What is it like to have a boyfriend, so you can understand?"

Xiao Xiao's face turned suspiciously red.

Shi Yi ran away quietly before Xiaoxiao could react.

After taking a shower at night and lying on the big hotel bed, Shi Yi took out her mobile phone and dialed Chuhe's number.

The phone rang three times, and the other party answered the phone quickly. The background was noisy, and there seemed to be background accompaniment of a square dance.

Shi Yi checked the time, and it was already eleven o'clock in the evening. At this point, the aunts should go home and take the children, right?

I thought uncertainly.

After half a minute, Chuhe found a quiet place and explained in a timely manner: "The crew needed to shoot here, and invited a nearby square dance team to act as a group performer. The influence of these aunts is really amazing. They pulled The entire production crew, and danced square dances with them in their free time, if it wasn't for my intermission, I wouldn't have heard the phone ringing!"

Shi Yi felt inexplicably that this style of painting was not quite right, and after thinking about it, he couldn't remember which crew Chu He was in.

Fortunately, Chuhe likes chatting with Shiyi very much recently, so he talked about it: "I really admire Director Chen's energy. How long did it take for the crew of "New Day" to wrap up last time? It doesn’t matter if it’s famous or not, it doesn’t matter if it’s famous or not, as long as it’s good and obedient, it’s fine. I’m very obsessed with casting standards. They said it was going to be a unit drama, and Zhou Tezhu helped me get in touch. Here, the atmosphere of this crew is really good!"

The special assistant Zhou that Chuhe was talking about was Xiaoxiao, whose full name was Zhou Xiaoxiao.

Under the premise that the boss Shiyi focused on acting, it was only a matter of course that she, an assistant who took on several roles, succeeded in becoming a special assistant.

Shi Yi simply encouraged Chuhe a few words, and Chuhe happily expressed that he would stay up all night filming for the company and earn money desperately.

Shi Yi was very happy, so he asked Chuhe directly: "I heard that you are in love?"

It’s okay to fall in love, at a young age, facing countless temptations, who doesn’t want to fall in love in private, the key is that you have only been dating for a few days, and then you were discovered by your assistant, and you can’t even cover it. problem.

Chu He looked puzzled: "I live under the spotlight almost all day, who should I fall in love with?"

Shi Yi briefly talked about Xiaoxiao's previous object theory: "It's not that the company won't let you fall in love. Few people in the circle know that they have been together for five years, so you can learn from others, can you!"

After listening to Shi Yi's words, Chu He said with a speechless face: "Boss, the person the assistant mentioned is Dr. Li Yuan, right? I haven't finished the treatment here, and we went out together a few times during the holidays. Except for this I can't think of anyone else."

Shi Yi listened to Chu He's frankness, but she still had a strange intuition in her heart that this little white flower Chu He might fall into Li Yuan's snare.

For Li Yuan, according to the few times he met, Shi Yicong had a strange intuition in his heart, an indescribable feeling, like seeing Shi Dianwu for the first time, or meeting Cha Da for the first time. Sir, meeting Mr. Tea Drunk, that strange yet familiar feeling.

Before going to bed, Shi Yi chatted with him in his arms at [-]: "Tell me, is it my illusion? Sometimes I somehow feel that Shi Dianwu, Cha Da, and Mr. Cha Zui should be familiar with each other. After a little more contact, I actually started to feel that I should be very familiar with Mr. Hu!"

"Is this the charm of Mr. Hu in the legend? Am I also unable to escape Mr. Hu? Do you think I will also be reduced to the end of the crew's work, crying and crying to marry her old man?"

"At that time, some media workers will be busy, and they won't have to worry about their year-end results, right?"

At [-]:[-], she rolled her eyes at a place Shiyi couldn't see, and then she meowed at Shiyi, she nestled next to Shiyi's pillow, and patted the pillow with one paw, signaling - hurry up and sleep, time arrive!

Ok.

Shi Yi patted Zero Point Five's head: "I hope I think too much!"

[-]'s beard moved uncontrollably, and his expression seemed a little indescribable for a moment.

At lunch time the next day, Zhou Ke wandered over here wearing a black mask.

Shi Yi asked strangely: "What are you doing?"

The crew is bigger than you without masks!Besides, it is enough for everyone to wear a mask to hide themselves when they go out. If you can not wear a mask, who wants to find trouble for nothing!

Zhou Ke coughed, took off the mask and said to Shi Yi, "I'm sick, and I want to ask the director for a vacation to go out."

Shi Yi knew that Zhou Ke wasn't telling the truth as soon as he heard it. This excuse was too careless, let alone a cold and cough. A few days ago, an old senior was eating dozens of quick-acting heart-rescuing pills every day, breathing in an oxygen bottle, and still working hard. !

But he didn't want to hit Zhou Ke: "The tea guide is next door, having dinner with some of the leading actors, you just happened to run into each other right now!"

Zhou Ke left wearing a mask.

Xiaoxiao waited for the moment speechlessly: "Boss, you are too boring! Be careful that Brother Zhou turns against you!"

Sure enough, 5 minutes later, Zhou Ke came back with his head drooping.

Shi Yi pretended to be casual and asked: "How is it?"

Zhou Ke said angrily: "I told the tea director that I would ask for leave and go back to the hotel to rest for two days so as not to infect everyone. Then the tea director said that since they are all going to be contagious, it is better to infect everyone in the crew than to infect the hotel staff. .and kicked me out."

Shi Yi couldn't help but patted his thigh and laughed.

After laughing enough, he approached Zhou Ke: "Brother, tell me the truth, what's the matter with the crew? I don't believe your ridiculous excuses."

Zhou Ke thought for a while, then whispered to Shi Yi, "I have another relative..."

Before the conversation started, when Shi Yi heard Zhou Ke's word "relative", her scalp tingled.

It's not Shiyi's crow's mouth, really, in the past few months, as long as you meet Zhou Ke's relatives, nothing good will happen.

Sure enough, Zhou Ke said: "He bought a fake license and was arrested for driving. Now he is at the police station. My side is close. My uncle called me and asked me to help find a way to get him out."

Time meaning: "..."

Shi Yi said dryly: "Then your relative is really a genius!"

Zhou Ke waved his hand unluckily: "Look at my outfit, I can't dispel the urgency of the birth year. It seems that I have to find out if there are any famous temples nearby, and go to the incense sticks to pray for safety."

Shi Yi saw that the details on Zhou Ke's body were all the natal red he gave him, and everything that could be changed was changed, such as watches, ties, socks, belts and cufflinks.

For a while, there was nothing else to do, just asked: "Then let your relatives leave it alone?"

"How can it be? Let my assistant handle it, and call me when it's done, and I'll talk to my uncle back home."

Shi Yi suddenly didn't envy Zhou Ke's hometown where the whole village was full of relatives. Although the Chinese New Year was lively, there were a lot of troubles.

Unlike him, alone.

On second thought, when a relative like Shi Chenguang suddenly appeared on his side, it brought about a huge change in his life, and it was not as good as a relative from a whole village.

Come on, no one is more noble than anyone else.

As a result, the two of them complained about their strange relatives, and Zhou Ke received a call from the assistant. Zhou Ke looked at the time, and it should be almost done. After all, the assistant has been with him for so many years, and it is difficult to handle all kinds of strange things It's easy to handle.

Zhou Ke picked up the phone and asked, "How is it?"

Shi Yi saw that Zhou Ke didn't say a word, and talked directly to the other person for 2 minutes, and then Zhou Ke just said emotionally, "Got it, do as you say" and hung up.

After hanging up, Zhou Ke's face turned completely dark.

The whole person was very irritable, circling back and forth on the ground with his waist inserted, during which time he kicked a plastic stool away in a very uncivilized manner.

Time meaning: "..."

Shi Yi waited for the others to vent their anger, poured a glass of water, and asked slowly: "Another moth?"

Shi Yi really couldn't care less about Zhou Ke's relatives in his hometown, and he was very rude when he asked.

Zhou Ke stroked his hair irritably, seeing that he and Shi Yi were the only ones in the lounge, he said to Shi Yi inexplicably: "That bastard got out of the traffic police brigade, and he was stuck at the police station, saying he wanted to report it. For those who sell fake certificates, just report it if you fucking report it, and I can still say that my conscience is still there, but what do you think is the reason for the report?"

Shi Yi was stunned: "What?" Although Zhou Ke's relatives in his hometown had no hope of IQ, this operation was really suffocating.

If someone who is on the horse checks it out and finds out that Assistant Zhou Ke fished him out, it will be another bloodbath. At this time, there is no time to hide, and he insists on moving forward. This is because he thinks Zhou Ke was hacked. It's not miserable enough, let's get together and give people materials!

Zhou Ke breathed out, and said angrily, "I said that the workmanship is not good, and I want a refund."

Time meaning: "!"

Well, Shi Yi was not too surprised to hear the reason.

I can only sympathize with my good brother in my heart.

By the way, he comforted him: "Fortunately, you didn't go in person. If you went today and someone photographed you, wouldn't you be responsible for tomorrow's trending headlines?"

Zhou Ke: "Do I want to thank you for your comfort?"

Shi Yi: "Well, don't you need this?"

Before Zhou Ke broke out again, Shi Yi decisively slipped away and left the lounge to Zhou Ke alone. He made an appointment with a senior in the afternoon to discuss acting skills. Willing to share with Shi Yi, Shi Yi is very grateful to him.

Every time I go, I bring some fresh fruit. I know that they are not rare, but it is just a thought.

We chatted with the teacher for an hour, both of them were in high spirits, the teacher received a phone call halfway, and came back in a tired mood, Shi Yi thought it might be the teacher’s private matter, but the teacher sighed, and said to Shi Yi: “Now Young people like you, what do you say when you like it? It’s just a few years ago, and it’s going to be a mess. Doesn’t this make us old guys worry about it?”

Shi Yi thought about it and said tentatively, "Are you talking about Teacher Wang and Teacher Chu?"

These two are well-known golden boys and girls in the entertainment industry. When the two suddenly announced their marriage last year, it can be said that few people in the whole country were not surprised.

It's really that the two of them have done a great job of keeping secrets. The so-and-so that Shi Yi and Chuhe talked about before, the couple who have been in love for five years, and they don't take the initiative to disclose it, and no one in the circle knows about it is these two people. up.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-0223:38:59~2020-01-0819:19:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 3 matcha balls;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Shanhai Heguang 50 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!