Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Kong Que ended the call and informed Secretary Li to change the itinerary, freeing up the two days of watching movies with Fang Man.After arranging everything, Kong Que was so excited that he still couldn't fall asleep at four in the morning, sitting under the portrait of the Moonlight Goddess and chewing his nails.

"Brother, which ring do you think looks better?"

Kong Que knelt down on the ground, bowed his head and flipped through the album page by page. There was a ring on each page. There were huge diamond rings, simple alloy rings, and antique gemstone rings... Rings have their own styles, but The only thing they have in common is that they are all expensive.

Kong Que turned to the last page. It was the ring he designed for Fang Man. The bird feathers formed a semi-closed circle. Below was a blue and green enamel finch tail. black gem.

"Brother, do you think this is good?" Kong Que bit his nails, "I made this myself, will Fang Man like it?"

"At first I actually wanted to make a ring with a tracker on it, but that wouldn't be a pretty ring."

"It would be great if I could tattoo a ring on Fang Man's finger. He will never take it off and it will always be mine."

"But Fang is full of coquettishness and is afraid of pain."

"So forget it. Even if Fang Man takes off the ring, I can put it back on for him."

Kong Que flipped through the album, murmuring to himself, the Moonlight Goddess stayed quietly in the painting, the full moon painted with oil paint above his head silently opened a small and thin crack.

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"Wow, the moon is so bright today!"

In early autumn, when the weather turned cold, Fang Man was wearing a white sweater and a black mask, sitting on a bench at the entrance of the cinema, looking up at the big fat moon in the sky, holding a mixed bucket of potato chips and popcorn in his hand, with his little finger There are two cups of milk tea on it.

According to the agreed time, Kong Que should have arrived, couldn't he find a parking space?

"That... Excuse me..."

Fang Man turned around and saw a young couple. The girl held her boyfriend's hand, looked at Fang Man shyly, and said softly, "Are you a director of a different kind, Fang Man?"

Fang Man was slightly taken aback, and said with a smile, "How did you recognize it? I'm so tightly wrapped."

The girl stomped her feet excitedly, and said incoherently: "I just heard you praise the moon, and I felt like it when you said it. Then I pretended to pass by several times, and finally saw the mole on your nose! Fang Dao, why are you so thin? so many!"

Fang Man patted his belly and said with a smile: "The heat expands and the cold shrinks, the weather is cold, and the fat is on strike."

The girl stared and said, "Director Fang, is it convenient for you to sign now?"

"Of course." Fang Man put down the milk tea and snacks, "What's your name and this handsome guy's name?"

The girl took out a movie ticket and eyeliner, handed them to Fang Man excitedly, and said, "My name is Tao Tao, and his name is Ning Meng. We met on Douban, and we both like your movies!"

Fang Man smiled and said sincerely, "Thank you."

Fang Man signed the blessing on the ticket stub, chatted with them a few more times, bid farewell to them friendly, turned around and saw that they were petrified in place.

His milk tea and snacks are gone!

In the bustling city center, even milk tea and popcorn will be stolen!

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Turning around, he took off his mask, took a deep breath, and turned a corner following the smell of popcorn and barbecue-flavored potato chips, and saw a man in a dark blue trench coat holding his milk tea and holding popcorn Bucket, smiling at him, smelled badly of blood.

"Queer!" Fang Man stretched his eyebrows and bumped Kong Que with his shoulder, "Damn it, it's not like I want to eat popcorn and milk tea all by myself, why are you secretly taking them away?"

Kong Que smiled and said, "You chatted happily with that girl, you didn't even notice me."

Kong Que smiled, something was wrong.Fang Man pinched Kong Que's shoulder and coaxed, "Don't be angry, she is my fan."

Kong Que: "Yes."

Fang Man said: "If your fans ask you to sign in the future, I promise I won't be angry."

Kong Que said, "I don't have fans."

Fang Man said: "Why not, besides hunger, have you made any other movies?"

Kong Que thought for a while and said, "It seems there are still."

"Then I'm your movie fan." Fang Man smiled, "What else was filmed, I'll watch it tomorrow."

Kong Que couldn't remember what he had photographed, but what was certain was that Fang Man couldn't find it.He flipped through the phone, found a compressed file called "movie", and shared it with Fang Man.

"I sent you."

"Okay, I'll watch it tomorrow." Fang Man jumped up, "Hey, Queer, look at me, did you find any surprises?"

Kong Que looked him up and down, and said, "You seem to have grown taller."

"Not high, because the soles of the shoes are thick today." Now it was Fang Man's turn to be angry, "Didn't you notice that my skin has become tender and I have lost weight?!"

"Yeah." Kong Que nodded, thinking it would be better when he was a fat man, so that no one would stare at Fang Man while walking on the road. Those eyes made him mad with jealousy, and he wished he could hide Fang Man on the bed.

Fang Man gave Kong Que a strange look, and said, "Unhappy, why is it always smelly?"

Kong Que said, "I don't like people looking at you."

"Hold on." Fang Man laughed happily, "Do I want to go out dressed like an Afghan woman? It's normal to be jealous. I'm still jealous of your moonlight male god, but I can bear it. So you have to bear it too." In love, there is a taking part, but more of a patience. Remember?"

Kong Que repeated it in his mind, and followed Fang Man to watch a movie.

The auditorium was almost full, Fang Man and Kong Que sat in the couple seats at the top, and by coincidence, Tao Tao and Ning Meng were below.

Tao Tao stood up the moment she saw Fang Man, Fang Man hissed, and said with a smile: "Keep a low profile. I'm not a director today, but an audience."

Taotao turned her gaze and waved to Kong Que with a blushing face, "Hello, Manager Kong."

Kong Que smiled and said, "You know me?"

"I've seen the episode of my family's idol that you and Mr. Fang participated in! Handsome guy, I can't forget it with my photographic memory."

Kong Que kept smiling, feeling a little annoyed.First, he hates women, and second, he hates any woman who likes Fang Man!

But this annoying woman was still talking to Fang Man, "Mr. Fang, why are you sitting in the couple seat? Did you not get a ticket?"

Fang Man blinked, and said calmly: "We are... in love."

Taotao: "!!!"

Taotao's thoughts penetrated into Kong Que's mind: "Ahh! It's true!!! I knew they were true!!! My old lady is so real!!!"

Taotao roared inwardly, her eyes turned red, and she said in a low voice: "Then you guys, be good! Teacher Fang, I won't say anything! Don't worry!"

After Taotao finished speaking, she sat back down and squeezed her boyfriend's hand tightly.

Because Fang Man had admitted their relationship just now, Kong Que was relieved of his worries, and profusely poked a cup of milk tea and handed it to Fang Man.

Fang Man took a sip of milk, the lights dimmed, and the movie started.

Kong Que is a different kind of producer. He has seen this movie before, but he didn't really care about the quality of the movie when he watched it. He was thinking about how to maximize the benefits of this movie.

He invited Zhao Nuohong to participate in the variety show, recorded what he said to Fang Man, and after Fang Man opened fire on him, he appropriately released the evidence that he slandered Fang Man back then, and when the news spread that he was sentenced for intentionally hurting others, Kong Que squeezed out his last public opinion value and created a huge momentum for the aliens.

This is Zhao Nuohong's first film and his last.

Kong Que tilted his head to look at Fang Man, Fang Man looked very seriously, with a layer of tears in his eyes.

What was he thinking about?Could it be Zhao Nuohong?

Kong Que tried to capture some fragments of Fang Man's mind, and found that Fang Man was thinking about his father, Fang Yuan.

Kong Que recalled Fang Man's information. Fang Yuan was the prototype of a heterogeneous male protagonist. He died heroically while investigating a criminal gang in Laos that used children to smuggle and sell drugs.

Boom!

Two gunshots sounded from the stereo, shaking the seat slightly. On the screen, the actor was shot in the eyebrow and fell to the rainforest. The drug dealer spat out a mouthful of blood, climbed a few steps forward, and died in the river.

Kong Que slightly tightened his hand holding the milk tea.

The lights were bright, Fang Man bit a few rice crackers, sucked his nose, and said: "Fuck, I didn't expect to cry. It's over, the snot can't be sucked back!"

Kong Que handed Fang Man a pack of tissues, and said with a smile, "Your father, did you shoot him in the eyebrow?"

"Thank you. It's so sweet and saved me." Fang Man blew his nose and recalled: "I heard my dad's colleague tell me that my mother wouldn't let me see my dad's last appearance."

Fang Man reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth and gave an ugly smile, "Probably because I want to maintain my dad's handsome image in my heart."

Kong Que: "...has the person who killed him been found?"

"Together. By the time they found my dad... the drug dealer had lost a lot of blood and died."

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man took a sip of milk tea and asked in confusion, "You smell strange, what's wrong?"

Kong Que shook his head, smiled and said, "Maybe I'm tired."

Fang Man said curiously: "Yo, you are also tired?!"

Kong Que stood up with a smile, he regretted not bringing a cane, he felt that his head was so heavy that he could barely walk.

On the way back, Fang Man drove the car, he was still very excited, and said, "Thank you, without you, this movie would probably only be a pirated copy."

Kong Que sat in the co-pilot, smiled and said, "You're welcome."

Fang Man's excitement gradually cooled down, he glanced at Kong Que worriedly, and said, "Queer, are you... uncomfortable? Your smell fluctuates a lot. What do you see?"

"No. I'm sleepy."

Fang Man stepped up the gas pedal and said, "Then go back and get some sleep!"

Kong Que turned on the phone and said seriously, "I have fifty flowers, and I want to draw a lottery."

Fang Man laughed and said, "Understood."

That night, Kong Que bathed and burned incense, and began to draw cards.

The first ten consecutive rounds: Bajiao happy scratching the head fifty times.

Kong Que: It stinks!

The second ten consecutive: fart.

Kong Que: Become fragrant!

The third ten company: 69.

Kong Que: Super Thunderbolt Invincible Incense!

Kong Que pushed his glasses, he couldn't believe his luck was so good, he hesitated, "Is that it?"

Fang Man nodded firmly.

When Kong Quad was in the fourth ten consecutive rounds, his fingers trembled slightly: hold it high.

Kong Que raised his eyes and said, "Hold it high? What kind of position is this?"

Fang Man said, "Open your arms."

Kong Que opened his hand without knowing why, Fang Man pinched him and lifted him up.

Kong Que: "That's it?"

Fang Man thumped his waist: "Are you talking about tall?"

Kong Que: "..."

In the last ten rounds, Kong Que put up all his energy and even bowed to the Moonlight God in his heart before he started.

The last ten consecutive draws!

——The old man pushes the cart.

Kong Que: "!!!!!!"

After 69 and the cart passed by, Kong Que reversed the drowsiness he felt when he had just finished watching the movie, and prepared to meet the man and ride on the small plane.

Fang Man held him down and gasped, "I'm gone."

Kong Que said seriously: "You still have."

Fang Man lifted the quilt, wrapped Kong Que up, and said, "Go take a bath."

Kong Que: "I want to hold it in my mouth."

Fang Man lay down and lazily said: "Then I will sleep."

Kong Que didn't give up, and reached out to take out the plane. Fang Man laughed, grabbed Kong Que's hand and pressed it to his chest, and said, "I saw a good thing on the Internet recently, and immediately bought the blueprint. Guess what it is?"

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man got up and pressed the switch-like button next to the bed, only to hear a buzzing sound, the whole big bed was split into two, and slowly separated to the left and right sides. (Note)

Kong Que: "...???"

At this time, he discovered that the big bed was originally joined by two small beds. When Fang Man pressed the button, the two beds would move in an east-west direction until they touched the wall.

Fang Man patted his stomach and said with relief: "Hey, this is called a couple sharing a bed. As soon as I saw it, I immediately placed an order!"

Kong Que sat on another small bed, looked at the huge gap between the two and gritted his teeth and smiled, "Who designed this?"

(2 dark notes: Handmade design. Of course, I didn’t buy it in reality, but I yearn for it.)