Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

The raindrops hit the watermelon rind, splashing transparent water droplets. Fang Man squatted behind the big flower bed with a paintball gun in his hand, and a watermelon rind head popped out vigilantly.

The eyes swept across the quiet villa in the rain, and the colorful flowers swaying in the rain. In the garden, only Gou Laosi soaked in the pond, and there was no trace of Kong Que.

What about Kong Que?

Fang Man waved at Gou Lao Si, and Gou Lao Si ran over, sticking out his tongue and looking at Fang Man.

Gou Laosi: "Oh..."

Fang Man squatted down, pressed his hands together, closed his dog's mouth, and said in a low voice, "Don't bark..."

Before the words fell, there was a bang, and a blue flower bloomed on Fangman's back.

Kong Que shot him!

"Damn it!" Fang Man turned his head abruptly, only seeing the vast rain curtain and the corner of the white clothes flashing by the corner.

It's Kong Que.

Fang Man suddenly realized—times have changed!

When he was playing cf in the rain when he was young, his father Fang Yuan mainly wanted to make him happy, the boss, a criminal policeman, was beaten by him and ran around in the yard, the father and son finished the game happily, with scars all over their bodies, but Fang won every time .

And Kong Que is different from his father, he is a perverted opponent that must be taken seriously.

Fang Man leaned against the flower bed and took a deep breath.

The heavy rain dilutes all kinds of smells in the air, making them all mixed together. Fang Man closed his eyes and smacked his lips to taste - gardenia, hydrangea, rose, soil, pond, dog Laosi, red wine...

wine.Fang Man opened his eyes and smiled, it seemed that Kong Que was having a good time.

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Kong Que was lying on the roof of Fangman's house, the raindrops made a pool of shallow puddles on his waist, he was as motionless as a statue.

Through the hazy rain line, his eyes locked on the trousers exposed by the cement flower bed.

Fang Man has not moved for nearly 30 seconds.

His intuition told him that it was Fang Man's trap, and it was impossible for Fang Man to stay still for 30 seconds. This might be his disguise. The real Fang Man was hiding in the dark waiting for him to reveal his whereabouts.

Kong Que thought about it for a second, and couldn't help but worry again. He wondered if Fang Man would faint?After all, he is a very fragile fat man.

To be more humane, Kong Que wondered if he should give way to Fang Man. This was not a task his father gave him. He would not die if he failed the task, and if Fang Man won, maybe there would be a little flower.

Kong Que thought about it and moved.

At the same time, Fang Man's trousers also moved!

"Ow!"

"Fang Man" appeared from behind the flower bed with both hands and feet, and jumped into the pond with a howl to the sky.

It's Gou Laosi, Gou Laosi in Fangman's clothes!

The sound of the rain was pattering, and there seemed to be footsteps behind him, stepping on the rhythm of the raindrops. If you don't listen carefully, you can't find it.

Kong Que turned around and was about to pull the trigger when his index finger froze suddenly. He remembered his thoughts just now. He won't be happy if he wins, but if Fang Man wins, he can share his happiness.

He hesitated for a moment, and only heard a bang, Kong Que's chest shook, and a large piece of pink paint was blown away.

"Haha, I hit it!" Fang Man whimpered and ran around Kong Que, splashing strings of water.

Kong Que raised his eyes, his eyes were blurred by Fang Man's chest muscles.

Fang Man gave up his clothes and trousers to Gou Lao Si for missing a hole, and let Gou Lao Si Gou lick the yogurt on the spot. He has already followed Kong Que's scent and came behind him.

One shot hit Kong Que's chest!

Of course, Kong Que had no time to take into account Fang Man's excitement, because Fang Man he saw was only wearing a pair of underpants.

You can also see the shape of the plane.

Kong Que's Adam's apple twitched, he jumped up and threw himself on Fang Man.

"Fang Man, can you hit me with your other gun?"

Fang Man: "..."

Fang Man's eyelashes caught a drop of rain, he blinked, and the water dripped onto his eyes, his honey-colored eyes were moist and bright, reflecting Kong Que's snow-white face.

Fang Man had to admit that Kong Que in the rain was absolutely beautiful.

"Um……"

Kong Que stood on tiptoe, kissed his eyelashes, lowered his head, put on his silver-rimmed glasses, and said with a smile, "I'm going back to the hotel. I can't help it."

"Wait a minute." Fang Man coughed and shook Kong Que's wrist, "Let's go together."

Kong Que: Become fragrant!

The two drove all the way to the hotel bathroom.

Without Zhou Wenya's buff suppression, Kong Que clings to Fang Man and wants to wash with him.

Fang Man said solemnly: "I'll wash it first, and then I'll buy that... cover. When you wash it, it will be ready to use."

"I don't have STDs." Kong Que smiled.

Fang Man said: "I know you didn't. But it has to be used."

Kong Que came over to take off Fangman's clothes, "I will wash it, very clean."

Fang Man: "..."

Fang Man took a 3-minute shower and came out wrapped in a towel, just as Kong Que pulled out a suitcase.

As the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Kong Que never forgets to achieve a great harmony in life with Fang Man, and carries all kinds of gadgets with him.

Kong Que took out a plastic box from the suitcase he dragged out, and asked, "What flavor of Cantonese juice do you like? Strawberry flavor, original flavor, and grape flavor."

Fang Man: "... Strawberry."

Kong Que went into the toilet with a pack of pink cardboard boxes, and said with a smile, "Wait a minute."

Fang Man: "..."

The next day, Fang Man had a fever.

Lying on the bed in a daze, all the events of last night were played back and forth in my mind like a small movie, adding oil and vinegar to my already feverish brain.

In the beginning, it was actually pretty good.

Kong Que is the kind of person who gets more excited when he is in pain, so it is not difficult to get on the road.

What's more, after the two kissed, Fang Manneng and Kong Que felt the same way. The process of flying the plane was smooth and smooth. Except for a weird feeling of self-attack and self-sufficiency at the end, the overall harmony was very harmonious, and both of them gained double rewards. hapiness.

After dinner, Fang Man planned to go to bed, but for Kong Que, the real nightlife had just begun.

Kong Que: Dissatisfied with desires, he embarked on the road of self-sufficiency and sufficient food and clothing.

navel orange.

Kong Que's waist strength was infinite, before Fang Man fell asleep, the last image in his vision was Kong Que's waist and the shaking peach.

From six o'clock in the evening to three or four o'clock in the morning, Fang Man was gone. When he opened his eyes in the morning, his heart was beating wildly, and he suspected that he was going to drive west soon.

"I..." Fang Man originally wanted to scold me, but now he has a deep shadow on "fuck", and changed it to "Your Kong Que..."

Kong Que naturally lay beside Fang Man, holding his hand, heard Fang Man's voice, half-stretched his arms, leaned over and said, "I'm here. Fang Man, you have a fever, get up and take some medicine before going to sleep."

Fang Man said weakly: "...you vicious bastard who sucks people's energy..."

Kong Que helped Fang Man sit up, took the medicine he had prepared earlier, and fed it to Fang Man's mouth.

Fang Man drank a few sips of the medicine on Kong Que's hand, and said hoarsely, "Jinlian, how do you feel?"

Kong Que: "Very comfortable."

Fang Man stared and said: "...the buttocks don't hurt, and the waist doesn't hurt?"

Kong Que shook his head and said gently, "I recovered quickly. You don't have to feel guilty."

"I'm ashamed. It's you who should be guilty." Fang Man took the medicine and lay down on the bed, "Go and get me something to eat. I want to drink old chicken soup, the simple and plain chicken soup. No other things. ,I can not eat."

"Okay." Kong Que said obediently and sensiblely.

Kong Que ordered Li Mi to prepare the chicken soup, silently lay down next to Fang Man, and hugged his arm.

Fang Man moved and said, "Hot, don't rub against me."

Kong Que said: "I read in the book that people who have a fever will feel cold."

Fang Man said: "I'm not cold. I have a sore back and a sore back. Get up and massage me."

Kong Que leaned over and was about to kiss Fang Man, but Fang Man covered Kong Que's face in horror and said, "I won't come, I'm going to die!"

Kong Que said: "I know. I want to empathize with you and judge where you are sore and where you are hurting."

Fang Man hugged the pillow coquettishly, and said, "I'm sore and painful everywhere, you can press whatever you want."

Kong Que skillfully massaged Fang Man's shoulders, beat his back and pinched his feet, actively and even flattering him a little.

After Fang Man drank the chicken soup and ate some food, he was in better spirits, and gave Kong Que a small hair.

During Fang Man's illness, Kong Que waited on him every step of the way, sticky, as if he was very afraid that Fang Man would not be able to recover from the illness. Fortunately, Fang Man was only sick for two days, and he was alive and kicking on the third day.

Kong Que's disappointment was beyond words.

Fang Man asked strangely, "Are you unhappy when I recover?"

"Happy." Kong Que smiled, and said softly, "But I am very reluctant to let you rely on me. It seems that you can't do without me. I am very important to you."

"You are very important to me." Fang Man hugged Kong Que, turned around and sent Kong Que to work.

After all, he is Fang Man, so he still has to eat the soft rice of Qu Zong.

Kong Que hadn't worked for five or six days, and he was busy with all kinds of things that were delayed when he lost his memory. He hoped to be with Fang Man all the time, and it took Fang Man a lot of effort to coax him to go to work. .

The price is three little flowers every day, and Fang Man has to make video calls with Kong Que every day.In order to leave a handsome and precious image on the day of the engagement, Fang Man insisted on exercising and actively grooming herself. After more than ten days passed, Fang Man had a faint tendency to return to the peak of her appearance.

He has lost weight.

He is white.

Fang Man felt that he could do it again, and the spotlight of the macho fell on him again!

At night, I called Kong Que who was far away in Canada: "Queer, the premiere of Alien will be the day after tomorrow, go to the movies?"

Kong Que: "Okay. I'll be right back."

"Don't go back to London, let's go to Beijing to watch, I'll wait for you at the entrance of the cinema."

Kong Que was silent for a moment: "Do you want to prepare anything?"

Fang Man smiled and said, "Your ass."

Kong Que: "!!!!!!!"