Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

As soon as Gou Laosi yelled, Kong Que jumped up, stepped on the bed and landed on the window, opened the window with a swipe, as if preparing to jump from the second floor.

"Damn it," Fang Man stretched out his arm to wrap around Kong Que's waist, pulled it back and threw it on the bed to hold him down, "Don't jump!"

Kong Que lifted the quilt to cover his face.

"Hey, it's okay, what's the matter." Fang Man patted the quilt, Kong Que stretched out a hand, threw out his silver-rimmed glasses, quickly retracted his hand, and continued to shut himself up.

Fang Man picked up Kong Que's glasses and put them on the bedside table, and said with emotion: "We haven't farted a few times in total. The last time it was Zhou Xiangwan who bumped into each other, this time it was my mother. Why are we so recited?" ah!"

Fang Man recalled the last time Zhou Xiangwan hung out the window and witnessed the terrible scene of two people slapping their farts. At that time, Kong Que was very calm, and even prodded super loudly: "I like to be slapped on the butt".

Why is it like this today?

"Queer?" Fang Man lifted a corner of the quilt, slipped his head in, and put the hole on Que's thigh in the dark, "What's wrong with you?"

"...Your mother saw me."

Fang Man said: "It's really nothing. The whole family lives together, such embarrassing things are inevitable. I lied to my mother in junior high school. I was doing my homework in the room, but I was actually watching pornographic animations. Then my father came in with fruit. Yeah, hey, guess what?"

Kong Que: "...what's wrong?"

"My dad was attracted by its novel plot and watched it with me!"

Kong Que: "..."

"And then, my mother came in and asked us to eat. Well, I was caught straight. My mother punished my dad to help me with my homework. I stood next to me with a rice bowl and watched my dad do my homework. Well, my dad still You don’t know anything, just ask me question after question.”

Kong Que: "..."

After Fang Man finished speaking, he felt a little lack of oxygen, so he lifted the quilt vigorously.

Kong Que suddenly saw the light, and squinted his eyes, he didn't know whether it was from restraint or embarrassment, his face was still very red, and his eye sockets were also red, as if he had an affair with Fang Man.

Fang Man took a sip of water from the thermos, and said slowly: "My mother, she is a woman who has gone through thousands of sails. Since she was a child, she has seen me go through the sewer with bare buttocks, masturbate with socks, and Gou Laosi We fell into a big mud pit together...Besides, last time you threw yourself on me in a skirt and said you would cause a car shock, my mother already knew who you were, so what happened to you slapped your ass this time. Why are you blushing?"

"I don't know either." Kong Que sat up and looked in the mirror, "I won't be popular anymore after I go to blow dry."

After Kong Que finished speaking, he wanted to jump downstairs again, but Fang Man couldn't bear it any longer, and dragged Kong Que to the main entrance.

Fortunately, Zhou Wenya seemed to have returned to her room, not in the living room or in the kitchen. Kong Que got in the car and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fang Man leaned against the car window and asked, "Shall we have breakfast together later?"

According to Kong Que's itinerary, he should return to England today, and reason told him that he should reject Fang Man, but what came out of his lips was a word: "Okay."

Fang Man blinked and said with a smile: "Then you come and pick me up. You go back and catch up on sleep. The road is foggy, so drive slowly."

After finishing speaking, Fang Man yawned and took a few steps back, waved at him, Kong Que glanced at Fang Man, and drove back to the hotel.

The hotel where Kong Que lived was not far away. When Kong Que returned to his room, he saw Li Mi standing at the door of his room, looking hesitant.

"Secretary Li." Kong Que stood on top of him and smiled, "What's wrong?"

Li Mi was startled, turned around abruptly, and leaned against the door with limp legs, "Mr. Kong, where have you been?"

Kong Que straightened his nightcap, "I'm going to Fang Man's house."

Secretary Li stood up straight, squeezed a small handkerchief and said, "The plane will take off in two hours and three ten minutes. Mr. Kong, I will change your clothes for you."

Kong Que paused, then smiled and said, "I won't go back today. You can rest for a day."

At first hearing that he was going to give himself a vacation, Mi Li looked like a dog that had been chained for a long time and didn't know where he was going to go, so he said in a daze, "Mr. Kong, where am I going?"

Kong Que opened the door, smiled and said, "Arrange it yourself."

The door of the room was locked with a click, and Mi Li bit his handkerchief in confusion, thinking to himself, the moonlight male god is no longer cultivating?Do you want to remind Mr. Kong?

Secretary Li struggled for 15 minutes, and was about to knock on the door of Kong Que's room, when the door suddenly opened in front of him.

Kong Que had a completely new look, wearing a champagne-colored loose shirt and a black suit, every strand of hair was exquisite, and his body was filled with a strong scent of perfume.

"What's wrong?" Kong Que stared at Li Mi with dark eyes, and asked with a smile.

Li Mi stammered: "Where are you... going?"

"Go have breakfast with Fang Man." Kong Que nodded politely to Secretary Li, "It's nothing urgent, please don't call me."

"Okay, okay." Li Mi looked at Kong Que's back, smelled the scent of perfume in the air, and finally remembered to remind Mr. Kong of the moonlight male god. With a ding dong, Li Mi found that Kong Que had already Take the elevator down.

No matter what, Fang Man will be able to calm down Mr. Kong.Secretary Li comforted himself in this way, clutched a small handkerchief, and returned to his room, ready to play with his mobile phone all day.

Kong Que parked the car at the intersection of Fang Man's house and called Fang Man.

It took Fang Man a long time to answer, his voice confused: "Missing Er, what's wrong?"

Kong Que said gently, "I'll wait for you at the intersection."

Fang Man: "..."

After Fang Man returned to his room, he felt sleepy for a while, and fell asleep on the bed. He didn't expect Kong Que to move so fast, and he was already ready to go.

Fang Man struggled to get up, and said, "Wait for me... Hey, Queer, why don't you help me walk around Gou Lao Si?"

Kong Que: "...Huh?"

Fang Man said: "Gou Laosi has to pee in the morning, you take him to the old man's park for a stroll, just in time for me to take a bath."

Kong Que asked, "Is your mother up yet?"

Fang Man: "Probably not, there is no movement in the kitchen."

Kong Que drove forward and stopped at the door of Fang Man's house, "Okay, take the dog down."

Fang Man corrected: "You call him Gou Laosi, you are not allowed to call him a dog."

Not long after, Fang Man pulled Gou Lao Si down, and Gou Lao Si stuck out his tongue, obviously very excited, and ran around Fang Man.

But when he saw Kong Que, the old dog immediately became honest.

Perhaps Kong Que's aura was not as perverted as before. Gou Laosi didn't appear to be unable to walk when he saw Kong Que, and he was obediently led for a few steps with his eyebrows downcast.

Seeing this, Fang Man instructed: "Leave the rope securely, and be careful when crossing the road. Don't let the dog eat the flowers and grass on the side of the road, especially its own shit, don't let it come back with a mouthful of shit. Oh, it's afraid of dogs, but it's not a big problem, you let the other dogs go first... You must not let go of the leash, the dog will not run around, but it is easy to scare people if you don't hold the leash..."

Kong Que smiled and said, "When I went back just now, you just told me to drive slowly."

Fang Man laughed aloud, and said, "Are you jealous? Haha, next time I will give you an [-]-character love tip for Teacher Fang."

Only then was Kong Que satisfied, and he led Gou Laosi to the park. His straight and slender back and Gou Laosi's big buttocks gradually disappeared into the mist.

Fang Man smiled, thinking that he and Kong Que were clearly in a serious relationship, but Kong Que had the effect of having an affair.

As Fang Man walked in, Zhou Wenya was putting on a facial mask and squatting in the garden to take photos of the newly bloomed rose flowers.

Fang Mangong approached Zhou Wenya and said excitedly, "Mom, I'm going out to eat in the morning. I'm going to take Kong Que out to play at noon. Can Gou Laosi entrust you with it?"

"Understood." Zhou Wenya said softly: "It may rain in the afternoon, so come back early."

"Aw!" Fang Man responded, and hurriedly went to take a shower.

In the early morning, the world gradually wakes up, the thin mist dissipates, and various voices emerge like buds.

Gou Laosi followed Kong Que on the road, like a child who was handed over to someone else, he looked very well-behaved, he neither shit nor peed.

Kong Que chose a big tree, pulled Gou Laosi to stand under the big tree, and said, "Let's go here. Please."

Gou Laosi raised his head and stared at Kong Que, and suddenly heard the dog barking behind him, he immediately became alert, and got between Kong Que's legs, with his tail between his legs cowardly.

Kong Que: "..."

Kong Que raised his eyes and saw a few stray dogs grinning at Gou Lao Si in the distance.

Kong Que smiled and said, "That's it?"

Kong Que dragged Gou Laosi towards the Chinese pastoral dogs, and within a few steps, the Chinese pastoral dogs shut up collectively, tucked their tails and lay down on the ground, not daring to lift their heads.

Seeing this, Gou Laosi let out a tentative howl, and the Chinese pastoral dogs all ran away.

Thus, the pinnacle of Gou Laosi's dog life has come!He didn't just scare away a dog, he scared away a pack of dogs!

It danced in ecstasy, walking upright, its black paws resting on Kong Que's clothes, and its glass-colored dog eyes twinkled.

Kong Que: "...Let's go, I'll take you to scare some more dogs."

After Fang Man took a shower, before Kong Que came back, he made breakfast for Zhou Wenya—he planned to cook dumplings for his mother.

Zhou Wenya sat on the table and scrolled through Moments, suddenly let out a snort, and said with a smile, "Aman, come and see this."

After Fang Man put the lid on the pot, he leaned over to look, and it was a circle of friends.

——Holy shit, is this Jinjiang dog king?All the dogs in the park knelt when they saw this Alaska!

With a 15-second video: a beautiful man in a suit is leading an Alaska walking on the path, a German shepherd is lying on the front road, and a VIP is lying on the back road, the camera is pushed forward, Alaska walks with the dog's head upright Swaying and swaying, and then patted upwards, it is the perverted yet polite smile of the beautiful man.

Naturally, it was Kong Que and Gou Laosi.

Zhou Wenya gave a thumbs up, and said, "Does Xiao Que have any special abilities? He used to be a dog trainer?"

Fang Man: "..."