Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

At five o'clock in the morning, Kong Que opened his eyes and found a big fluffy dog's head laying on his chest, it was hot and snoring happily.

His first reaction was that Fang Man finally showed his prototype, turned into a dog, closed his eyes as expected, reacted for three seconds, returned to sanity, and found himself sleeping on the ground with a cushion under his body Zhang Zhuxi, covered with a fat dog.

Kong Que sat up and pushed Gou Laosi down.Gou Laosi didn't realize that he had slept with the person he was most afraid of all night, turned over, turned his hooves to the sky, opened his mouth, and stuck out a big tongue.

Kong Que: "..."

Kong Que stood up and saw Fang Man lying on the bed sleeping soundly, revealing a white belly heartlessly.

Kong Que scanned his whole body, raised his cane, and tapped Fang Man's chicken with his beak.

Thirty seconds later, Fang Man was woken up by Kong Que.

"Ouch..." Fang Man covered his nose and rolled back, "Damn it, Er, you're killing me."

Kong Que smiled and said, "Hold on."

Fang Man rolled to the window, took a deep breath of fresh air outside, turned his head, pinched his nose and asked, "It's so early in the morning, why is it smelly?"

Kong Que smiled and said, "Why am I on the ground?"

Fang Man: "..."

Fang Man's thinking process is as follows: First, he has to sleep on the bed. After all, he is a decent person, and he will never wrong himself to sleep on the floor; It is obviously inappropriate to throw Kong Que on the ground; in the end, it can be deduced that letting Gou Laosi and Kong Que sleep on the bamboo mat is the best choice.

The bamboo mat is cool and hard, just like Kong Que's steel bed.

Between the opening and closing of eyelashes, Fang Man had a thought, and said in a blunt manner: "I clearly held you to sleep, but you rolled around by yourself, did you fall?"

Kong Que: "I don't move around when I sleep."

Fang Man: "...that's why I kicked him down."

Kong Que heard that he was kicked down by Fang Man, he felt better, put on his silver-rimmed glasses, and said, "Next time you handcuff me to the bed, you won't be able to kick me down."

Fang Man couldn't laugh or cry and said: "You are really smart."

Kong Que looked down at his watch, straightened his crooked bonnet, and smiled politely, "I should go."

Fang Man frowned, patted his belly, and said flatly: "You sound like you came to prostitute me."

Kong Que: "I didn't give any money."

Fang Man laughed: "Hey, whoring for nothing!"

Kong Que walked to the balcony and was about to climb down the water pipe. Fang Man couldn't bear it anymore, and pulled Kong Que and said, "Go to the main entrance. It's broad daylight. Let people see what you look like. You are either a thief or the old king next door. Can't do it."

Kong Que didn't understand what "Old Wang next door" meant, and asked, "...Does the old Wang next door often climb the water pipes in your house?"

Fang Man coughed, and said: "That's right, the old Wang next door generally refers to an old bastard who likes to hook up with other people's wives... Hey, don't care about these details. Anyway, don't crawl, I'll give you a gift."

"Gift?" Kong Que tilted his head, maintaining a calm and decent smile on his face, but his body was very honest, like a bottle of red wine that had been knocked over, exuding a strong aroma.

What will Fang Man give himself?Holding his cane, Kong Que recalled the gifts he used to give, houses, land, shares, luxury cars...he didn't want any of these, luckily Fang Man couldn't afford them.

Kong Que thought about it, and felt that he didn't want any gifts, because he didn't need anything, as long as Fang Man was by his side.Thinking of this, the overexcited heart rate finally slowed down.

Fang Man pulled Kong Que to sit down on the chair, propped himself up on the desk with both hands, picked up the phone and shook it.

"I've been preparing this gift since the day you were discharged from the hospital."

Kong Que asked, "Did you do it yourself?"

Fang Man stroked his thick hair, and said: "Well... I asked the team to work overtime to do it, and it was still your money, so I just drew a few pictures."

Kong Que pushed his glasses, thinking, is it a painting album?A yellow picture featuring Fang Man and him?

Fang Man took out his mobile phone, clicked on a small program, pushed it in front of Kong Que, and said with a smile, "Try it?"

Kong Que took Fang Man's phone, and the first thing he saw was a picture, which was a caricature of him and Fang Man, two people sitting on the sofa, one chubby, holding a thermos cup, jio stepped on an Alaska.The other is wearing a suit and wearing glasses, smiling and holding a cat with black back and white gloves.

Kong Que was faintly disappointed, it seems that the yellow map should not appear.

The progress bar slid to [-]%, and the page changed, jumping to a page with pink and tender cherry blossoms. There were two q-version villains on it, one was the round Fang Man, and the other was him in a black suit.

"You poke me." Fang Man instructed.

"Is this a game?" Kong Que poked Fang Man, and saw the villain representing him jump three meters away, like a hunting arctic fox, jumping in front of Fang Man.

Kong Que: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you are very charming in front of me." Fang Man said excitedly: "You poke me again!"

Kong Que obediently poked the chubby Q-version villain again, and a small flower grew on the top of the villain's head.

Kong Que ordered some flowers without a teacher, and the game made a porphyrin porphyrin sound effect, showing that ten flower cards had been stored in the bag.

"Then comes the important point," Fang Manfly rubbed his hands, "You can use Huahua to draw cards, ten flowers once."

"Didn't I punish you before, the rewards and punishments are clear, and you will be rewarded for doing the right thing. At present, there are kisses, hugs, sleeping with you, farts...etc. in the card pool. These ten flowers Newbie gift pack. Anyway, I am happy, so I will give you flowers, and you can get it by poking me."

Kong Que stared at the q version villain staring at Fang Man, and then at Fang Man sitting on the table.

"Thank you." Kong Que smiled gracefully.

Kong Que looked very calm, but in Fang Man's nose, he was fragrant, and he was obviously happy, and he couldn't even control his ability to reverse empathy, and the happy emotion was transmitted to Fang Man's heart like a trickle.

This was the first time Fang Man felt positive emotions from Kong Que, and he immediately felt that the hair he lost because of this gift was worth a fortune.

Kong Que took a deep breath, waited for his heart rate to calm down slightly, and asked, "Can I smoke now?"

"You download the installation package first."

Kong Que downloaded this little game called "Queer Picking Flowers", and couldn't wait to open the bag and click into the card pool.

In this card drawing pool, Fang Man referred to Onmyoji's card drawing settings, and he could handwrite what card he wanted to draw.

Kong Que solemnly wrote: Kiss.

Ten small flowers fell into the pool, and a retro card rose from the water.

It's a stickman slapping another stickman's ass.

"Thirty pats!" Fang Man laughed, "Okay, I'm missing an er!"

Kong Que stood up at once, threw himself on Fangman's bed, and bent into the shape of "or2z" very skillfully.

Kong Que turned his head and said emphatically, "Both sides."

Fang Man patted it twice, Kong Que was dissatisfied and said, "Exercise."

Fang Man showed the courage of a taiko master, like playing table tennis, and slapped Kong Que's butt for a good meal.

When the filming was going vigorously, there was a rattling sound, and the door opened.

"Aman?" Zhou Wenya poked her head in.

Fang Man: "..."

Kong Que: "..."

Zhou Wenya: "Go ahead."

boom.The door was slammed shut.

Gou Laosi was startled awake, raised his dog's head, looked at Fang Man, then at Kong Que, and groaned.