Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Qian Tianyi was beaten by a kangaroo while participating in a variety show called "My Idol". This variety show is attended by celebrity guests and their respective managers. The first three episodes were filmed separately, and the last three episodes were shared.

He slept together, but went to Australia, a wild continent full of ancient blood. It is said that Qian Tianyi was playing with his mobile phone at home, and the kangaroo broke in through the window. One person and one mouse were tough. Qian Tianyi fought bravely, and his jaw was hit by a kangaroo Crooked.

Fang Man wondered whether Qian Tianyi might be Kong Que's true love, and when he heard that he was beaten, he immediately flew halfway around the world in a private jet to visit him.

Just like in some classic dog-blood love scripts, Mr. Ba finds a substitute for Bai Yueguang, and he never forgets Bai Yueguang, but at the same time has a long-term love for the substitute but refuses to admit it.

I hope this wicked tyrant can recognize his heart as soon as possible, and let the chubby him be beautiful alone.

In addition to God's will, this program also invited Chu Yin and Yao Chaowu as resident guests, and fighting openly and secretly must be a must.

Fang Man: It seems to be back to the nightmare of "Hiding the Demon Lord in a Vial".

The biggest behind-the-scenes sponsor of this variety show was Kong Que. Since he wanted to bring Fang Man to watch God's Will, it would be unreasonable without a reasonable identity, so Kong Que directly stuffed Fang Man in as a flying guest.

As soon as the program team released Fang Man's photo on the official blog, the comment section was like poking five hundred hornet's nests.

The first hot comment is the stalk: full.

People who don't know Fang Man accounted for the majority: "This is a joke from my buddies, right? Judging by weight, the blind spy is the big boss of the investor."

Those who knew Fang Man broke their hearts and said: "You guys don't know that the big Mary Su was back then, he was Nangong Qing, the heroine of "Star Academy"! I used His Highness Qing as the template to find my husband! Now my husband is fat and fat, His Highness Qing She's getting fat too, my old lady fed the dog in her youth." Attached is a photo of her husband when he was young, killing a bunch of single dogs.

Of course, sunspots are indispensable, and there are more and more of them: "I really liked this show at first, but I didn't expect that the show crew would not want it for the sake of money and face [full head full of question marks], and actually invited FM, Yonghei."

"Could you be a guest in Yangjian, is the fact that this jb thing shamelessly attached to znh was forgotten so quickly? I wish fm to die on the spot tonight [smile]" (2 dark white note: znh=Zhao Nuo Hong)

The comment area of ​​this Weibo was quickly occupied by Zhao Nuohong's fans, with national curses and abbreviations flying together, and the insults continued.From Fang Man's appearance and character to the three generations of ancestors, he threatened the program crew to change people, otherwise he would be black forever, or report it if it was serious.

As soon as it was said that the show should be reported, a large number of fans of Chu Yin and Yao Chaowu flocked to the battlefield.They watched the show just for Chu and Yao, and they didn't care who Fang Man was. Wei fans and cp fans were united like never before, tearing Zhao Nuohong's fans almost into autism.

Fang Man waited and watched for a while, and his mood was stable. He has been scolded since he acted in "Star Academy". get harder.

Fang Man: It's not a big problem, just a small scene.

Fang Man fell asleep peacefully, but was woken up by Wei Lai's phone call before getting off the plane.

"Fang Dog???" Wei Lai's voice changed, "What's going on???"

Fang Man yawned a lot, squinted his eyes and said, "You just know the news? Gold medal broker, you have to ask yourself what's going on. The official blog has announced why you look like a caveman. How about it, and I record the show together, are you happy?"

Wei Lai couldn't believe it: "My dear, is the point to record with me?"

Fang Man: "...Huh?"

Wei Lai said: "It's Zhao Nuohong! He's dating you! Hi, I really didn't expect you to meet so soon. How much do you weigh? Man, Dad can't save you."

Fang Man: "..."

The matter started from 20 hours ago when "My Idol" announced that Fang Man would be the next flight guest. Fans of Chu Yin and Yao Chaowu united to tear Zhao Nuohong apart, but it really didn't make any waves. The problem was that Zhao Nuo Hong himself ended up.

At 12:30 in the middle of the night, Zhao Nuohong posted: Now I have the courage to overcome obstacles.square full

Netizens who didn't know the truth applauded, thinking that the thorn Zhao Nuohong wanted to cut was Fang Man.At that time, Zhao Nuohong was just a small artist, and he dared not speak out after being ruled by unspoken rules. Now that he has risen to the top, he has the courage and strength to compete with Fang Man, inspirational, so inspirational.

But Fang Man knew that Zhao Nuohong didn't mean that.They broke up back then because he wanted to come out, and Zhao Nuohong was very afraid that the label of homosexuality was enough to ruin his future.

Fang Man judged people not by his head but by his nose. He smelled something bad from Zhao Nuohong's bitter almond scent, so he broke up decisively.As for why Zhao Nuohong posted a post to slander him later, Fang Man speculated that it was because of the disparity in status between the two of them at the time. Zhao Nuohong was afraid that Fang Man would turn around and retaliate against him, so why not step him into the mud first, and create heat for himself. Kill two birds with one stone.

After Zhao Nuohong posted his blog, "My Idol" followed closely, and posted four photos.

These four photos are: Kong Que, Fang Man, Zhao Nuohong and his manager Li Yongbo.

In other words, Kong Que will record programs with Fang Man as his agent.

Fang Man: There is a big problem!

Wei Lai gossiped: "The beautiful woman who carried you back to the hotel last time turned out to be your manager? No, he was serving the dishes... Well, I feel like you have a problem...boyfriend?!"

The corners of Fang Man's mouth twitched: "You say yes...he likes cosplay..."

Fang Man hung up the phone, walked half of the cabin in search of a faint smell of blood, and Kong Que was sitting in front of the computer and reading documents.

Kong Que was wearing a large casual dark brown plaid suit, holding a bird blue pen, and brushing his signature with his head down. The light from the porthole shone in from the side, making his eyes picturesque, as if he had been frozen in a classical film.

Kong Que heard Fang Man's footsteps, raised his head and smiled, "What's wrong?"

When Kong Que raised his eyes, it was like a highly refined beauty who only lived on the screen came into reality, making people feel that he was too handsome to be real.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like his manager.

Fang Man regained his senses from the beautification attack, paralyzed opposite Kong Que, and said, "Why did you call Zhao Nuohong here? Are you asking three of your stand-ins to sing for you?"

Kong Que smiled and said, "Zhao Nuohong doesn't know me."

Fang Man frowned, and said, "But he's in the Bai Yueguang stand-in group you created."

Kong Que said: "He has only met Li Mi."

Fang Man said: "...why?"

Kong Que said indifferently: "Ugly. I don't want to see him."

Fang Man was speechless for a moment, and said: "You think he is ugly, and he is still in the harem?"

"He likes to drink Coke." Kong Que pushed his glasses, "I think it's very interesting that he can drink three bottles at a time."

Fang Man: ...As expected of you.

Fang Man said, "You know he's my ex-boyfriend, right?"

Kong Que smiled and nodded.

Fang Man said helplessly: "Do you want to see our old relationship rekindled, or shake hands and make peace?"

"neither."

When Kong Que said this, his smile deepened, as if he felt very happy, but on the contrary, the bloody smell permeating his whole body exploded like fireworks.

Fang said heartily, "Oops, it stinks!"

Kong Que's change of mood means that he is in a bad mood, what word did he just offend him?He didn't say anything.

Or was it because he scratched his belly when he was talking and was stimulated by his flesh?

Fang Man tentatively said, "My dear, why are you... so unhappy all of a sudden?"

Fang Man thinks that he is considerate, and it is impossible to live as a bitter straight man who worries about "why is his girlfriend angry again?" He just needs to smell a few more times to know what Kong Que is angry about. It's not a tsundere girlfriend who pretends to be innocent, but a coquettish financial master who can do whatever she wants, with nowhere to use her coaxing skills.

Kong Que smiled and said: "Zhao Nuohong wants to take you away, I am very dissatisfied. I want him to die in front of you."

Fang Man: "..."

Kong Que's smile was neither cruel nor cold, like telling Fang Man that the weather is good today, but this state is the most terrifying, which shows that Kong Que thinks that killing Zhao Nuohong in front of him is a trivial matter .

How to do?

Zhao Nuohong, this unlucky thing, could not have survived under the double oppression of Kong Que's "money ability" and superpower.

A gust of cold air rushed to Fang Mantian's spirit cover, and for a few seconds, his mind went blank, the plane was about to descend, and the cabin flickered, Fang Man suddenly thought of the spirit boy's hand.

wrong!Kong Que likes to give "surprises". If he wants to kill Zhao Nuohong, he will never tell him in advance. Doing it in front of him is more in line with Kong Que's logic of giving "surprises".

It is very likely that Kong Que told him to listen to him, and wanted to see his reaction.

If he were Kong Que, what kind of reaction would he hope for?

Fang Man slapped the table vigorously, and said, "Look at what you said, can he snatch it away! Que, let me ask you, who am I?"

Kong Que: "...Mine."

This sentence was like a magical spell, after Kong Que finished speaking, Fang Man smelled a pleasant smell of red wine in the air.

Steady, steady.

Fang Man gave a thumbs up and said, "Quiet, we can't afford to be as knowledgeable as him, 200 catties is cute, every catty is yours, even if you lose a catty!"

Kong Que said: "You don't need to weigh so much, you still need to lose weight."

Fang Man put his head on the table: Woo!

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Perhaps it was Fang Man's words that made a difference. The bloody smell on Kong Que's body when he got off the plane was quite light, and it was within Fang Man's tolerance.

Kong Que was wearing a draped black and white striped shirt with black trousers tucked into the hem. He had a slender waist and long legs. He stepped off the plane gracefully, dangling a long gray umbrella in his hand.

Fang Man stepped on flip-flops, deliberately wore thin black short-sleeved sleeves, put on an oversized black mask, pushed the suitcase behind Kong Que, and shouted, "Little Queer?"

Kong Que turned back and smiled: "Xiao Que?"

Fang Man said: "You are my manager now, so if I call you Mr. Kong, won't it be a secret?"

Kong Que smiled and didn't refute, acting as if he would call me whatever you want.

Fang Man sighed again, if Kong Que had a normal mind and smelled better, he would be so happy to be taken care of by him.

Fang Man asked, "Where's your luggage?"

Kong Que said: "The filming location of Hesu is a property under my name, and my things are already there."

Fang Man: "..." Dare to love us, this is home.

Quezong's real estate is very in line with his domineering temperament. He bought an entire mountain and built several luxurious villas on it. Wei Lai and the others live on the mountainside, and they have to climb a long section of stone steps to go up.

To overcome his own gravity and climb a mountain with a suitcase, it is really a severe challenge for him who weighs two hundred catties.

Standing at the foot of the stone steps, Fang Man said doubtfully, "No, I just saw a road that leads directly up the mountain."

The director gave a dry cough and glanced at Kong Que.

Fang Man turned his head and smiled at Kong Que's bewildered smile.

Fang Man: "..." Got it, Kong Que wanted to infiltrate weight loss into every aspect of his life, secretly instructing the director to change the way up the mountain, just to burn his fat.

Fang Man: Victim of the bullying routine.

Fang Man was carrying the big suitcase, and he was climbing the mountain, while Kong Que walked leisurely behind, with one hand in his trouser pocket, his hair was not messed up, and his face didn't have a drop of sweat, as if he was walking on a red carpet.

Fang Man couldn't move anymore, and lay steaming on the suitcase. Kong Que stopped beside him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Fang Man exhaled, and said, "Que...are you my manager or contractor? Take a break, it's too hot. The camera is on, can't you help me with some work?"

Kong Que thought for a while, opened the umbrella with a bang to block Fang Man from the sun, and said with a smile, "Continue."

Fang Man: "...then you walk in front of me."

Kong Que asked, "Why?"

Fang Man lowered his voice and said, "Looking at your back, I still have some motivation."

Kong Que: "..."

Kong Que's figure is like a precision-designed bionic robot, and he can't find any faults. Compared with his front view, Fang Man prefers to look at his back, so that he can't see the creepy smile on Kong Que's face, but can also appreciate it. To Kong Que's waist.

Fang Man: It's a showdown, I just like thin waists.

Following Kong Que's waist all the way to the recording location, Fang Man was already in the shape of a dead dog, cut his hair, and rang the doorbell.

All the guests had arrived, and when they heard the doorbell they all went to the door.

As soon as the door opened, Wei Lai set off a gay firecracker, "Fang Gou, you're finally here!"

Among the colorful papers all over the sky, Fang Man saw Zhao Nuohong at first sight.

He wore a yellow short-sleeved Gucci cat head embroidered by Fang Man, and denim cropped pants on his lower body. His eyes locked Fang Man firmly through the swirling colored paper.

Fang Man: With this outfit, how does it feel that Zhao Nuohong plans to rekindle his old relationship with him...

Zhao Nuohong stepped forward, ready to carry the suitcase for Fang Man, but was afraid that Fang Man would refuse, so he slowly stretched out his hand, unexpectedly, a palm like cold jade came around and grabbed the lever first.

Kong Que smiled: "I'll be fine."

When he said this, Kong Que's bloody aura rose sharply.

Fang Man: "..."

Zhao Nuohong withdrew his hand in embarrassment, put his hand in his pocket, and gave Kong Que a commercial smirk: "You are Kong Que, Fang Dao's manager, right? My name is Zhao Nuohong. You are so young, can I call you Xiao Que? "

Kong Que smiled and said, "Sorry, no."

Ever since Zhao Nuohong became so popular, no one dared to lose face to him. He couldn't even maintain the commercial smirk on his face, so he just hung up and said coldly, "So what do you think I should call you?"

Kong Que kept a perfect smile and said, "You don't need to call me."

The whole living room fell into an embarrassing silence, Wei Lai pulled Chu Yin away with a wink, Qian Tianyi hung up the earphones slowly, Yao Chaowu smiled awkwardly, and Chen Meixian pretended to go to the toilet.

A drop of sweat trickled down Fang Man's temples. If this episode can be broadcast, he must put "Dang Zhao Nuo Hong Dan" in the barrage area!