Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties
Chapter 26 The tragedy caused by a corn
Kong Que didn't smile when he spoke, giving Fang Man an ominous premonition that he was going to do something wrong, and his desire to survive suddenly soared, he unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and handed it to Kong Que, and said with a sneer, "Look, we both slept through it." , how come there must be some bedfellowship, right?"
Kong Que quietly stared at the mineral water handed over by Fang Man, but instead of taking it, he looked around.
Fang Man: "What are you looking for?"
Kong Que said, "My glasses."
Fang Man felt that Kong Que was waking up from sleep, and seemed silly, and said cautiously, "You didn't wear glasses when you came here yesterday."
"Oh." After Kong Que finished speaking, he continued to stare at Fang Man's face expressionlessly.
Fang Man felt uncomfortable when he looked at him. If the eyes of other CEOs were like a fan-shaped statistical chart that could show seven points of affection and three points of coolness, Kong Que's eyes were like circles painted on paper with a water pen. The nib is frayed and a black hole is broken.
Sensing the danger of being caught for liposuction, Fang Man immediately got on the treadmill and lost weight in full swing.
Kong Que: "..."
Fang Man: Cute.
Kong Que stared at Fang Man, his face overlapped vaguely with the portrait in the dream, although Fang Man's face was a little bigger, the details were still correct.
Kong Que suffocated and forcibly separated the two faces in his mind.
No one can survive at the hands of the father, the elder brother is dead, and there is no possibility of getting fat anymore.
Kong Que pinched the bridge of his nose. He was not used to wearing glasses on it. A smile slowly emerged from the corner of his mouth. He straightened his clothes and bid farewell to Fang Man politely: "Goodbye. I am looking forward to seeing you lose weight. .”
Fang Man made a social animal voice: "Mr. Que, don't worry, I will work overtime to complete this weight loss project for you!"
Kong Que urgently needed to return to the Bai Yueguang statue, nodded perfunctorily, and slipped gracefully out from between the steel bars.
When the smell of Kong Que dissipated, Fang Man immediately got off the treadmill, lay down on the bed and spread the cake.
I'm so hungry, I don't want to eat vegetables, I want to eat meat.
Fang Man kicked his legs and said to himself: Man, hold on, you can win.
For the next few days, Kong Que didn't come to see Fang Man, but Secretary Li sent him a WeChat message at seven o'clock every morning.
— did you move?
Fang Man didn't dare to speak at all, and resolutely got on the treadmill, sank into his dantian, and ran duangduang for 5 minutes—exercising for 5 minutes is also exercising!
After exercising, Fang Man replied confidently: I moved.
Secretary Li, also known as Kong Que, turned on the monitor and saw that Fang Man was sitting on the treadmill gnawing on cucumbers.
Kong Que: "...heh."
Since you don't burn fat through exercise, reduce your energy intake.Kong Que gave orders to strictly control Fang Man's diet.
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Fang Man's daily meals are decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. It is no longer a question of whether there is meat, but that he may starve to death if this continues.
"Eat one corn cob a day?" Fang Man ordered the plate, "Are you kidding me?"
The servant who delivered the food to Fang Man said blankly: "This is Mr. Kong's order."
As soon as Fang Man smelled this man, he felt that he had malicious intentions, and he was too lazy to argue with him, so he directly complained to Secretary Li.
"Secret, I'm starving to death."
This time, Li Mi didn't reply him for the first time, maybe Kong Que really ordered him to die, and only gave him one corn cob every day.
Damn, this is abuse!
Fang Man: My stomach hurts from anger.
Fang Man's mouth is poor, but he is really arrogant in his heart. He thinks that Kong Que is out of his mind, and has always tolerated him a lot, and Kong Que relied on his tolerance to drive him to death. Hate it!
The dog bit people when it was in a hurry, and when Fang Man was in a hurry, he tore off the bed sheet, twisted it into a thick rope, put it between two steel bars, and then put the stick in the middle of the barbell in the middle, and exerted force clockwise. Wring, wring out a gap.
Fang Man was starved and skinny, and the gap was so wide that he couldn't hold him anymore. Just as he was about to go out, his stomach suddenly felt a sharp pain, as if two hands twisted his stomach like a towel. Twist and squeeze out a handful of stomach acid.
Fang Man vomited water on the toilet, but it didn't get better, but the pain was so painful that he couldn't even stand up.
"Fuck..." Fang Man closed his eyes in a trance, "I can't die from starvation..."
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Fang Man is like a nail in Kong Que's mind. Kong Que spent a lot of effort trying to dig him out of his mind, but he got deeper and deeper.
ruin him?As long as the house is blown to pieces, his mood will not be affected by him.
If you don't want to, you can destroy yourself.
Kong Que stood on the top of a tall building and took a step forward. Half of his foot was already on the edge, and it seemed that a gust of wind could blow him off.
"Mr. Kong!" Secretary Li hurried up, and was startled when he saw Kong Que looking like he wanted to jump off the building, "Fang Man has acute gastroenteritis, do you want to go see him?"
Kong Que: "Will you die?"
Li Mi: "...No way."
"Oh." Kong Que didn't want to pay attention, Fang Man suddenly swelled into a giant in his mind, buzzing non-stop, "Go see him, see him, see him..."
Kong Que pushed his glasses, took a step back, "...to see him."
Fang Man dismantled the fitness purgatory into a mess, lying on the bare bed board hanging water, looking extremely bleak.
As soon as Kong Que stepped through the door, Fang Man suddenly opened his eyes, without saying a word, he picked up a corn cob and threw it on Kong Que's head.
Kong Que didn't dodge or dodge, his forehead was hit by a corncob, it was very painful, and Kong Que was immediately happy, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said with a smile: "Are you angry?"
Fang Man: "..."
Kong Que opened his arms and said, "Is there any more? Let's smash some more to extinguish the fire?"
Fang Man sneered and said, "Is there anything you don't know? It's easy to hit you. If you shut me up again, I'll insert your ass!"
Kong Que lowered his head, stared at the corn on the ground, thought for three seconds, bent down to pick it up, and began to take off his pants.
Fang Man: "???"
Kong Que handed the corn to Fang Man, showing a perverted yet expectant smile, "Come."
Fang Man: "...You are ashamed to think about the feelings of the corn when you step on the horse, okay?"
Kong Que said: "Your weight has not yet reached the standard, so I must lock you up. Get in."
"Hey," Fang Man was full of words to scold, but his stomach hurts so much that he couldn't speak, so he choked out a sentence: "Go away."
Kong Que climbed onto the bed, forcefully filled Fang's hands with stuffed corn, Fang was so angry that he threw the corn far away, Kong Que got out of bed and picked it up and handed it to him.
Fang Man didn't answer, closed his eyes too lazy to look at Kong Que, heard Kong Que crawling onto the bed in the dark, rustling something, opened his eyes and saw that this unlucky thing was lying next to him.
In an or2z pose.
Trying to complete the docking of corn and chrysanthemums.
Fang Man: "..."
He was very ruthless to himself, without any hesitation, just hard-nosed.
Damn idiot!
Fang Man raised his hand and grabbed the corn, trembling with anger, "Fuck, don't you know it hurts?"
Kong Que tilted his head and said, "Have you calmed down?"
Fang Man waved his hands and threw the corn away like thunder, seeing that Kong Que was about to get out of bed to pick it up again, he shouted, "Don't move!"
Fang Man grabbed the back of Kong Que's neck, pressed his face against his chest, and said, "Stop torturing me, I'm about to become mentally weak from your tossing around."
Kong Que raised half of his face like a repeater: "Have you calmed down?"
Fang Man: "...Look at your performance, lie down."
Kong Que lay on Fangman's body motionless: "Okay."
Fang Man lost weight, and his flesh was not as soft as before, but it still reminded Kong Que of his little pillow, he took a deep breath, and couldn't smell anything.
What does acute gastroenteritis feel like?
Kong Que sticks out his tongue and licks Fang Man's neck, a little sweat rolls on the tip of his tongue.
Fang Man hissed, tilted his head and said, "What kind of demon are you going to be?"
Kong Que smiled and said, "I want...to be in pain with you."
Only then did Fang Man recall Kong Que's ability to empathize, and he thought that Kong Que really had nothing to do to blame, maybe it was a psychological effect, his pain seemed to be really relieved by Kong Que, and he gradually fell asleep with blurred consciousness.
Kong Que was still obediently lying beside Fang Man, with his head resting on the soft flesh, counting Fang Man's eyelashes with concentration.
Counting to the hundredth root, Secretary Li stepped in sweating profusely, lowered his head and said, "Mr. Kong, the cause of Fang Man's gastroenteritis has been found."
Kong Que raised the corner of his mouth: "Huh?"
"Fang Man's recipe has three meals a day. According to your instructions, he prepared food with low calories and high nutrition. However, the servant who took care of Fang Man was new. He thought that you had locked up an enemy, so he secretly withheld the ingredients and brought them with him. Go home and feed it to my wife." Li Mi wiped his sweat with a small handkerchief, "As a result... Fang Man ate corn for two days."
"So..." Kong Que tilted his head and said with a bright smile, "Then how did you deal with it?"
Li Mi trembled slightly, "That servant has already been dealt with. I have not supervised him well, and I am willing to accept any punishment."
Kong Que was about to speak, when Fang Man smelled the pungent smell of blood in his sleep, and subconsciously patted Kong Que's head, "...smelly...dead."
Kong Que took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and pushed his glasses, "Go down and cook something that gastroenteritis patients can eat."
Li Mi went away gratefully, although Fang Man was miserable, but he clearly realized that Fang Man's status in Kong Que's heart was extremely high, and no matter how big a mistake he made, it would be worse than Fang Man making a mistake under his nose.Just now Kong Que was able to easily let him go, it was only because of Fang Man's dream.
Clutching a small handkerchief, Secretary Li diligently cooked porridge for the domineering president's [-]-pound little wife.
When Secretary Li was pushing the dining car, Kong Que had finished counting Fang Man's eyelashes and started counting his hair.
Countless, really many, like fluffy fur balls in the hand.
Li Mi opened the plate, white porridge, seafood porridge, spinach beef porridge, preserved egg porridge, lean meat porridge, ginseng wolfberry porridge, bird's nest red date porridge... The aroma of all kinds of ingredients mixed with cooked rice penetrated into Fang's nose. After a few seconds, Fang Man woke up grumbling.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I was shocked by the dazzling array of porridge.
Kong Que smiled and said, "What do you want to eat?"
Fang Man glanced at the dining car and said, "Preserved eggs and lean meat."
Secretary Li picked up the bowl and handed it to Fang Man. Fang Man took a few sips and said, "Put the rest in the refrigerator and eat tomorrow. I don't want to see corn in my life."
It's not just seeing, even if Fang Man thinks of corn now, his thoughts will immediately jump to Kong Que's chrysanthemum - he is dirty.
After Fang Man finished his porridge, his stomach improved a little, and he said seriously, "Kong Que, let me out. Don't make things too ugly."
Kong Que said, "Okay."
Locking Fang Man up saves trouble, but it is not safe. Kong Que doesn't want to see Fang Man in an accident again, so he keeps Fang Man by his side, and can better supervise Fang Man's weight loss.
Fang Man asked suspiciously: "... so easy to talk? Don't you just brew bad water in your stomach?"
Kong Que adjusted his glasses and said, "Qian Tianyi was beaten by a kangaroo in Australia, you and I should go and see it together."
Fang Man: "..." A good primate can be defeated by a kangaroo?
Kong Que quietly stared at the mineral water handed over by Fang Man, but instead of taking it, he looked around.
Fang Man: "What are you looking for?"
Kong Que said, "My glasses."
Fang Man felt that Kong Que was waking up from sleep, and seemed silly, and said cautiously, "You didn't wear glasses when you came here yesterday."
"Oh." After Kong Que finished speaking, he continued to stare at Fang Man's face expressionlessly.
Fang Man felt uncomfortable when he looked at him. If the eyes of other CEOs were like a fan-shaped statistical chart that could show seven points of affection and three points of coolness, Kong Que's eyes were like circles painted on paper with a water pen. The nib is frayed and a black hole is broken.
Sensing the danger of being caught for liposuction, Fang Man immediately got on the treadmill and lost weight in full swing.
Kong Que: "..."
Fang Man: Cute.
Kong Que stared at Fang Man, his face overlapped vaguely with the portrait in the dream, although Fang Man's face was a little bigger, the details were still correct.
Kong Que suffocated and forcibly separated the two faces in his mind.
No one can survive at the hands of the father, the elder brother is dead, and there is no possibility of getting fat anymore.
Kong Que pinched the bridge of his nose. He was not used to wearing glasses on it. A smile slowly emerged from the corner of his mouth. He straightened his clothes and bid farewell to Fang Man politely: "Goodbye. I am looking forward to seeing you lose weight. .”
Fang Man made a social animal voice: "Mr. Que, don't worry, I will work overtime to complete this weight loss project for you!"
Kong Que urgently needed to return to the Bai Yueguang statue, nodded perfunctorily, and slipped gracefully out from between the steel bars.
When the smell of Kong Que dissipated, Fang Man immediately got off the treadmill, lay down on the bed and spread the cake.
I'm so hungry, I don't want to eat vegetables, I want to eat meat.
Fang Man kicked his legs and said to himself: Man, hold on, you can win.
For the next few days, Kong Que didn't come to see Fang Man, but Secretary Li sent him a WeChat message at seven o'clock every morning.
— did you move?
Fang Man didn't dare to speak at all, and resolutely got on the treadmill, sank into his dantian, and ran duangduang for 5 minutes—exercising for 5 minutes is also exercising!
After exercising, Fang Man replied confidently: I moved.
Secretary Li, also known as Kong Que, turned on the monitor and saw that Fang Man was sitting on the treadmill gnawing on cucumbers.
Kong Que: "...heh."
Since you don't burn fat through exercise, reduce your energy intake.Kong Que gave orders to strictly control Fang Man's diet.
------
Fang Man's daily meals are decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. It is no longer a question of whether there is meat, but that he may starve to death if this continues.
"Eat one corn cob a day?" Fang Man ordered the plate, "Are you kidding me?"
The servant who delivered the food to Fang Man said blankly: "This is Mr. Kong's order."
As soon as Fang Man smelled this man, he felt that he had malicious intentions, and he was too lazy to argue with him, so he directly complained to Secretary Li.
"Secret, I'm starving to death."
This time, Li Mi didn't reply him for the first time, maybe Kong Que really ordered him to die, and only gave him one corn cob every day.
Damn, this is abuse!
Fang Man: My stomach hurts from anger.
Fang Man's mouth is poor, but he is really arrogant in his heart. He thinks that Kong Que is out of his mind, and has always tolerated him a lot, and Kong Que relied on his tolerance to drive him to death. Hate it!
The dog bit people when it was in a hurry, and when Fang Man was in a hurry, he tore off the bed sheet, twisted it into a thick rope, put it between two steel bars, and then put the stick in the middle of the barbell in the middle, and exerted force clockwise. Wring, wring out a gap.
Fang Man was starved and skinny, and the gap was so wide that he couldn't hold him anymore. Just as he was about to go out, his stomach suddenly felt a sharp pain, as if two hands twisted his stomach like a towel. Twist and squeeze out a handful of stomach acid.
Fang Man vomited water on the toilet, but it didn't get better, but the pain was so painful that he couldn't even stand up.
"Fuck..." Fang Man closed his eyes in a trance, "I can't die from starvation..."
------
Fang Man is like a nail in Kong Que's mind. Kong Que spent a lot of effort trying to dig him out of his mind, but he got deeper and deeper.
ruin him?As long as the house is blown to pieces, his mood will not be affected by him.
If you don't want to, you can destroy yourself.
Kong Que stood on the top of a tall building and took a step forward. Half of his foot was already on the edge, and it seemed that a gust of wind could blow him off.
"Mr. Kong!" Secretary Li hurried up, and was startled when he saw Kong Que looking like he wanted to jump off the building, "Fang Man has acute gastroenteritis, do you want to go see him?"
Kong Que: "Will you die?"
Li Mi: "...No way."
"Oh." Kong Que didn't want to pay attention, Fang Man suddenly swelled into a giant in his mind, buzzing non-stop, "Go see him, see him, see him..."
Kong Que pushed his glasses, took a step back, "...to see him."
Fang Man dismantled the fitness purgatory into a mess, lying on the bare bed board hanging water, looking extremely bleak.
As soon as Kong Que stepped through the door, Fang Man suddenly opened his eyes, without saying a word, he picked up a corn cob and threw it on Kong Que's head.
Kong Que didn't dodge or dodge, his forehead was hit by a corncob, it was very painful, and Kong Que was immediately happy, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said with a smile: "Are you angry?"
Fang Man: "..."
Kong Que opened his arms and said, "Is there any more? Let's smash some more to extinguish the fire?"
Fang Man sneered and said, "Is there anything you don't know? It's easy to hit you. If you shut me up again, I'll insert your ass!"
Kong Que lowered his head, stared at the corn on the ground, thought for three seconds, bent down to pick it up, and began to take off his pants.
Fang Man: "???"
Kong Que handed the corn to Fang Man, showing a perverted yet expectant smile, "Come."
Fang Man: "...You are ashamed to think about the feelings of the corn when you step on the horse, okay?"
Kong Que said: "Your weight has not yet reached the standard, so I must lock you up. Get in."
"Hey," Fang Man was full of words to scold, but his stomach hurts so much that he couldn't speak, so he choked out a sentence: "Go away."
Kong Que climbed onto the bed, forcefully filled Fang's hands with stuffed corn, Fang was so angry that he threw the corn far away, Kong Que got out of bed and picked it up and handed it to him.
Fang Man didn't answer, closed his eyes too lazy to look at Kong Que, heard Kong Que crawling onto the bed in the dark, rustling something, opened his eyes and saw that this unlucky thing was lying next to him.
In an or2z pose.
Trying to complete the docking of corn and chrysanthemums.
Fang Man: "..."
He was very ruthless to himself, without any hesitation, just hard-nosed.
Damn idiot!
Fang Man raised his hand and grabbed the corn, trembling with anger, "Fuck, don't you know it hurts?"
Kong Que tilted his head and said, "Have you calmed down?"
Fang Man waved his hands and threw the corn away like thunder, seeing that Kong Que was about to get out of bed to pick it up again, he shouted, "Don't move!"
Fang Man grabbed the back of Kong Que's neck, pressed his face against his chest, and said, "Stop torturing me, I'm about to become mentally weak from your tossing around."
Kong Que raised half of his face like a repeater: "Have you calmed down?"
Fang Man: "...Look at your performance, lie down."
Kong Que lay on Fangman's body motionless: "Okay."
Fang Man lost weight, and his flesh was not as soft as before, but it still reminded Kong Que of his little pillow, he took a deep breath, and couldn't smell anything.
What does acute gastroenteritis feel like?
Kong Que sticks out his tongue and licks Fang Man's neck, a little sweat rolls on the tip of his tongue.
Fang Man hissed, tilted his head and said, "What kind of demon are you going to be?"
Kong Que smiled and said, "I want...to be in pain with you."
Only then did Fang Man recall Kong Que's ability to empathize, and he thought that Kong Que really had nothing to do to blame, maybe it was a psychological effect, his pain seemed to be really relieved by Kong Que, and he gradually fell asleep with blurred consciousness.
Kong Que was still obediently lying beside Fang Man, with his head resting on the soft flesh, counting Fang Man's eyelashes with concentration.
Counting to the hundredth root, Secretary Li stepped in sweating profusely, lowered his head and said, "Mr. Kong, the cause of Fang Man's gastroenteritis has been found."
Kong Que raised the corner of his mouth: "Huh?"
"Fang Man's recipe has three meals a day. According to your instructions, he prepared food with low calories and high nutrition. However, the servant who took care of Fang Man was new. He thought that you had locked up an enemy, so he secretly withheld the ingredients and brought them with him. Go home and feed it to my wife." Li Mi wiped his sweat with a small handkerchief, "As a result... Fang Man ate corn for two days."
"So..." Kong Que tilted his head and said with a bright smile, "Then how did you deal with it?"
Li Mi trembled slightly, "That servant has already been dealt with. I have not supervised him well, and I am willing to accept any punishment."
Kong Que was about to speak, when Fang Man smelled the pungent smell of blood in his sleep, and subconsciously patted Kong Que's head, "...smelly...dead."
Kong Que took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and pushed his glasses, "Go down and cook something that gastroenteritis patients can eat."
Li Mi went away gratefully, although Fang Man was miserable, but he clearly realized that Fang Man's status in Kong Que's heart was extremely high, and no matter how big a mistake he made, it would be worse than Fang Man making a mistake under his nose.Just now Kong Que was able to easily let him go, it was only because of Fang Man's dream.
Clutching a small handkerchief, Secretary Li diligently cooked porridge for the domineering president's [-]-pound little wife.
When Secretary Li was pushing the dining car, Kong Que had finished counting Fang Man's eyelashes and started counting his hair.
Countless, really many, like fluffy fur balls in the hand.
Li Mi opened the plate, white porridge, seafood porridge, spinach beef porridge, preserved egg porridge, lean meat porridge, ginseng wolfberry porridge, bird's nest red date porridge... The aroma of all kinds of ingredients mixed with cooked rice penetrated into Fang's nose. After a few seconds, Fang Man woke up grumbling.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I was shocked by the dazzling array of porridge.
Kong Que smiled and said, "What do you want to eat?"
Fang Man glanced at the dining car and said, "Preserved eggs and lean meat."
Secretary Li picked up the bowl and handed it to Fang Man. Fang Man took a few sips and said, "Put the rest in the refrigerator and eat tomorrow. I don't want to see corn in my life."
It's not just seeing, even if Fang Man thinks of corn now, his thoughts will immediately jump to Kong Que's chrysanthemum - he is dirty.
After Fang Man finished his porridge, his stomach improved a little, and he said seriously, "Kong Que, let me out. Don't make things too ugly."
Kong Que said, "Okay."
Locking Fang Man up saves trouble, but it is not safe. Kong Que doesn't want to see Fang Man in an accident again, so he keeps Fang Man by his side, and can better supervise Fang Man's weight loss.
Fang Man asked suspiciously: "... so easy to talk? Don't you just brew bad water in your stomach?"
Kong Que adjusted his glasses and said, "Qian Tianyi was beaten by a kangaroo in Australia, you and I should go and see it together."
Fang Man: "..." A good primate can be defeated by a kangaroo?
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