gold master kidney is not good

3.

I scrolled through the products of this literary and interesting store, and then I switched back to the chat page with Fatty Fungus.

I told her that my desire to buy was very strong, expressed my gratitude, and tactfully put forward a small suggestion for her friend's store name, but I was not very satisfied with her answer.

Put away your fat bacteria: ...

Put away your fat bacteria: Well, I will tell her, thank you for your suggestion~

Put away your fat bacteria: ... the name "Cuihua Sex Shop", uh, yes, it is very down-to-earth, especially down-to-earth!We will think about it carefully, thank you dear [meme da]

Me: ... Down to earth, she thought I didn't understand!Don't you just dislike the name I chose?Her perfunctory tone almost reached my face from the ipad like the thing in the video just now!

When I think that the name of the cat master of the gold master's family, who I have worked so hard to take care of for so long and has been a slave for so long, is so disgusted by others, I am very angry!

So in a fit of rage... I placed three orders in their store.

I stared at the right index finger that I just clicked to confirm the purchase button, and continued to use it to scroll back to the store interface.

Well, T City, it should be within three days.

I leaned back decadently, performed a difficult gesture of Ge You's paralysis on the toilet, and let out a faint sigh.

Alas, when I think about enduring it for three more days, I feel that life is hopeless...

In the end, I climbed up from the toilet firmly, holding the ipad and pulling the rabbit slippers to open the door.

Uh-huh?Why is there a wall in front of the toilet?

I raised my head in a daze, and met Jin Zhu's deep eyes.

"!"

The benefactor hasn't moved yet, so I subconsciously jumped back with my ipad in my arms.

My heart was beating so fast that it was about to pop out of my chest, wait, why do I look like I was caught doing something bad?

...Isn't this the bag that hasn't been captured yet?

Even if there is definite evidence and I was caught, I think with my superb acting skills, I have a way to get rid of it. There is no need for such a method at all!

Huh, I always feel that a flag is set up...

I looked at each other disrespectfully for a while, and in the end it was the gold master who opened the golden mouth first.

"Have you washed your hands?"

I didn't even froze, and just opened my mouth, "washed!" By the way, I gave the customer a warm smile like a spring breeze.

I didn't even use the toilet, and the hands were still in the original packaging, so they were washed. Look, I didn't lie, did I?

Then I felt a weight on my head, until the benefactor said, "Go to eat." After turning around and walking away, my dull brain realized that the benefactor's golden hand had just patronized my head.

I looked at the slender back of the gold master, and the two paws rubbed their hair like idiots.

The gold master's hands are so warm...

While chasing after the unhappy benefactor, he secretly made a decision in his heart.

...Well, I won't wash my hair for a week!

4.

When the package arrived, I was feeding my three masters: Cuihua, the cat owner, Wangcai, the dog owner, and Jinzhu, the human owner.

I poured the cat and dog food specially prepared by Aunt Yuan, the housekeeper, into the high-end pet basins of Cuihua and Wangcai respectively, while gently stroking the fur of Cuihua and Wangcai with my left and right hands.

Feeling the warm touch of silk in my left and right hands, I narrowed my eyes comfortably.

Don't talk about touching it a few months ago, I will get revenge with powerful claws if I touch a hair of these two masters, especially when they are eating, they can't even get close. Hua will blow up her snow-white hair and explode like a round white dumpling, while Wangcai will swallow the food whole and make threatening noises.

Now, it is really a heavenly treatment, second only to the sponsor.

It's a real version of John's counterattack story, keeping pets for a hundred years, and pampering them for a while.

Touching and touching, I looked at the two little heads covered by the two masters, and inadvertently thought of my own head that was patronized by the golden master before.

I took out a hand and touched two handfuls of my hair secretly. Well, it still feels very smooth and soft, which is a little bit worse than that of Cuihua and Wangcai...

Putting my hand back into Wangcai's fur, I quietly aimed at the benefactor behind the dining table not far away.

The gold master is enjoying the after-dinner tea that I prepare for him every time after lunch as usual. He takes a sip of the weak tea, and then looks at his ipad in the black protective case at hand, with his slender fingers lightly resting there. It looks more beautiful like a jade carving.

My ipad case is white, and every time I think about using a couple condom with my patron, I can't help but blush.

I pretended to be curious and took a sneak peek before. At this time, the donor must be looking at something that I can't understand at all, similar to the title of the financial statement written in big bold letters.

Although my benefactor's expression is a little less, he has a good temper and high gold content. He also has a handsome face that is more handsome than a celebrity and two long legs that look down on everyone. It's a hormone maker.

Being able to marry, bah, meeting such a benefactor, I may be a blessing built up in three lifetimes.

However, as a foster person, I have absolutely no chance to use myself to the fullest.

The benefactor doesn't let me serve him "by myself", what can I do!I am also very distressed!

I drooped my head, thinking cowardly, probably soon the benefactor who has not personally experienced my "job" will resign me and ruthlessly throw me back into the guild hall.

Just once!I am very confident in my "life", I thought, just once, the benefactor will definitely know my best place and won't abandon me like throwing trash!

I was thinking impassioned and full of excitement when suddenly the doorbell rang.

I subconsciously glanced at the clock on the wall, 12:30.

Who will this point be?

It is impossible for Aunt Yuan's words on today's weekend...

As I thought about it, I let go of my furry hands and got up to go to the entrance to open the door.

As a result, when the door opened, the first thing I saw was a big box.

I:……

A face with a hat poked out from behind the box, um, the smile was still very standard and professional, "Hello, is this Mr. Jiang Suojiang? Here is your courier, please sign for it."

I took a second to think about what my courier was, then quickly signed my name on the paper that my brother handed over, took the box, and sent away the courier with a good attitude.

So now, here comes the problem.

How should I quietly hide the box containing my sex toys that I can barely hold with both hands without changing my face?

I turned around with the box in my arms, and then used all my acting skills to keep my face sullen, and slowly passed the gold master who was sitting at the dining table that I had to pass by.

I pray in my heart that the busy donor must not notice me at this time.

5.

Wen Yijiang looked amusedly at Jiang Suo carrying a big box that didn't match his figure, carefully like a little squirrel that was easily scared was transporting a pine cone that was several times his size.

He propped his forehead to hide the smile that was about to overflow from the corner of his mouth because of the picture imagined in his head.

On one side, Jiang Suo desperately covered himself with a box, while meditating in his heart: I can't see you, you can't see me, you can't see me...

Wen Yijiang couldn't see it, and when the smile on his face was suppressed, he put on a perfect serious face and walked towards the little squirrel carrying the huge pine cone.

Who would have thought that Mr. Cat would also finish his lunch in the golden basin at this time, dragging his bulky body and leisurely moving towards his imperial excrement shoveler, as if he wanted to give the excrement shoveler alms as usual To repay this satisfying lunch.

Jiang Suo, who was struggling to move with the box in his arms, encountered a large obstacle on the road, was staggered, and was about to be destroyed by the box, Wen Yijiang arrived in time to rescue him and his precious box.

The first thing Jiang Suo did after regaining his footing with the help of the person next to him was to clamp the box to the creaking nest, then squatted down and ravaged the fat cat Cuihua who had just blocked the road with his body, and licked the cat The speed of the hand that came out of the afterimage finally slapped the cat away with a "meow meow".

Then he found that someone was robbing him for the box, looked up and saw that it was Mr. Jinzhu, and almost jumped up again.

"I'll get it for you." Wen Yijiang said.

"No, no, no," Jiang Suo hugged the box even tighter. He wanted to wave his hands at first, but because he was holding the box with both hands, he could only shake his head desperately, which almost made him faint.

Jiang Suo worked hard to show a standard spring-like smile to the benefactor, "Actually, this box is not heavy at all, don't bother me, I can do it, really!" Bump that box.

As a result, the indescribable things inside the bump rolled straight away.

Jiang Shuo was so guilty that he almost lowered his head to the top of the box.

Fortunately, Wen Yijiang saw that he insisted on coming by himself, and with the fact that the box was indeed not as heavy as he imagined because he had helped him just now, he didn't make things difficult for him.

But it's fun to see this little MB's inexplicable embarrassment, he thought in his heart as he looked at the little squirrel holding the big pine cone and fleeing towards the small nest.

Mr. Wen accidentally discovered a bad taste that he had never had in the past 30 years.

5.5 [Small Theater - Duplicity]

Jiang Suo: (blushing with grievances) I don't like bells...ummm...I don't like jumping eggs either, uh...I don't like red ropes, ah red ropes...um~

Wen Yijiang: (serious face) Duplicity.

Jiang Suo OS: I knew that this sullen man likes this tune, the stuff there is so high, who is duplicity, Kouhang!