1.

I have a patron.

He has horns on his head, and a tail behind him... Bah, that's wrong, it's just that he is as he claims, and he is very, very fucking rich. I don't know how rich he is. As a foster person, I am too Very professional ethics. I never deliberately inquire about the personal privacy of my employer. First, because the more I know, the more difficult it is to withdraw and the easier it is to get emotionally involved. In our business, we must first recognize our identity. The most important thing in the guild hall needs to be mentioned repeatedly, and the second is that it is not good to know too much. Have you ever heard of curiosity killing the cat?Cat owners like us are inferior, let alone get involved, troublesome.

That’s right, I’m a kidney seller. Cough, no, I sell my body. In fact, it’s about the same. When I sell my body, I also sell my kidneys. Sometimes when I meet difficult customers, both kidneys are not enough. To be hollowed out.

Although this kind of situation is very rare, most of the time it is to satisfy customers to experience fake calls and fake orgasms. My flexible acting skills are those years when I was forced to practice by performance, but at least I used to be hot and young Encountered a few times.

But I haven't experienced it since I was hired by the current gold master.

... He doesn't even mess with me, I don't know what a fart!No matter how good your acting skills are, you have to give me a stage to let me play, okay?

So I don't quite understand what the gold master thinks, because no matter what, I'm not the roundworm in his heart.

I just feel that it is a tragedy that I really stepped on a horse.

If you want to sell, you can't sell it.

The most important thing is that I know very well that even if I don’t sell it for the time being, my bones are still dirty, and I can’t change back to that clean look, just like now, lying in bed with insomnia for several days because the chrysanthemums have not been there for too long When people patronize, it is so itchy that it drips lewd water.

I stared blankly at the ceiling in the darkness of Jinzhu's house, and next to my ears was the sound of Jinzhu's steady breathing.

Counting the benevolent breaths of the gold master, scratching my chest like a furry cat's paw, I feel that the critical point is at that point, and after a little bit, the cat's paw will turn into a zombie's paw in a second. My heart, liver and lungs are all scratched to pieces in general, the kind that can be used as dumpling stuffing.

I am now doing my best to restrain my prehistoric power, to resist my desire to turn my head and jump on the sleeping Jinzhu, and roughly tear off his old silk pajamas that I have secretly laughed at several times, throwing the thief Stretching his hand under Jin Zhu's crotch, he took out a set meal with licking and swallowing...

Ah, the gold master's lollipop must be big and delicious, sucking...

I will not say that I have been coveting the one under the patron for a long time. I have secretly looked at it dozens of times, and I can say proudly that if you give me some materials, I can make a precise one with closed eyes. What a model.

How to say that sentence, yes, my benefactor has a fairy stick, which can be lengthened and shortened~

I haven't been able to taste the milk though.

Thinking of this, my mouth began to salivate uncontrollably. I thought of a customer who liked mouth work the most. At that time, I entered the club not long ago, and all the work was in its infancy. What’s worse is to die and die, because he doesn’t allow me to eat anything except his homemade milk, so I end up swallowing milk very vigorously when I’m hungry. My current technology is so good that the guest made his own. The credit for the hunger therapy is to account for most of it.

In fact, what the guest didn’t know was that when I was hungry, I used his fishy one as a crab stick to gnaw on my eyes, but fortunately he didn’t know, otherwise I wouldn’t be lying here watching Jinzhu’s house now The ceiling is up.

Ugh.

Relying on the gold master not being able to hear, I sighed faintly in my heart.

In fact, this is also my fault.

At the beginning, I had to pretend to be in front of the benefactor, but now I am so tired, I have to fight myself so that the character will not collapse. If I had set a setting of a little fairy at the beginning, now I would throw the benefactor on the front and eat it all over again. After eating the other side, there is no need for the chrysanthemum to itch so much that it is difficult to sleep day and night.

I closed my eyes, and gently moved the bones of my body that were about to become stiff, and I saw myself who was also tortured by insomnia a few days ago.

2.

The me I was a few days ago was not the me I am now who only knows how to lift a corpse on the gold master bed like a dead fish.

It's a fish that's about to hit the chopping block, dying and jumping alive.

I couldn't hold back at that time, you think, in the past, with a good face and unique good skills and acting skills, the market was pretty good in the hall. Almost every night, there were guests who wanted to patronize my chrysanthemum, day after day, year after year The year after year of watering has taken away my unsatisfactory flower. It’s okay if I don’t eat it for a day, and people won’t die if they stop eating for a meal. However, no customers have touched it for several months or even half a year. There is no essential difference between fish.

The bicycle will rust if it is not used for a long time, and the technique will become rusty if it is not practiced for a long time. After this battle, my chrysanthemum has almost become a decorative plastic flower!

This makes me how to face our manager Zhang who worked so hard to cultivate me in the future!

There is no way to pass the day.

... However, I can get by if I can't. I'm not the kind of lover who can make God lose some money by acting like a baby.

So a few days ago I also thought about a few ideas.

For example, as a witty person, I thought that I, a person who dropped out of school without graduating from junior high school for a few days, would try to figure out a solution. I might not be able to figure it out. It would be more reliable to rely on the power of the masses, so I poked secretly. I used the ipad that the sponsor gave me, turned on the incognito mode, and posted a post for help on a relatively well-known forum.

Title→[Anonymous Post] Help: The funder has entrusted me for half a year, but what should I do?

Then briefly describe your current difficult situation in the content.

I sneaked into the toilet with my ipad in my arms, refreshed the interface again, and found that there were already several comments.

Sitting on the toilet seat, I began the process of patiently scrolling through comments.

However, what disappoints me is that most of the comments are watery, and there are not many substantive and practical suggestions. The most common ones I see are true love or flirtatious water posts.

I:……

I wonder if there will be no sex life if there is too much water? !

Well, people who can post and reply at this time basically have no sex life...

I swipe down the screen with an index finger, and suddenly my eyes lit up, and I saw a comment that was interesting.

20L (put away your fat bacteria): ls, please be reserved, don't scare the host away.Don't be afraid of Luzhu, come to the big sister's arms (bear hugs) Actually, my suggestion is that the landlord will take the initiative to throw down the benefactor and become the master!But it can be seen that between the lines of the host, it doesn’t look like a queen’s receiving, so let’s think about it from another angle, in fact, Luzhu can try to attack and suffer by himself [funny]

Self-inflicted?

I hurriedly typed a private letter to this fat bacteria while the 20L was still online.

Ginger is not stiff: how to do it?

Put away your fat bacteria:! ! !

Put away your fat bacteria: oops!Little Luzhu private message me!

……

I just asked a question, and in the next second, I saw this fat bacterium swiping the private message area, the screen was full of kaomoji, and the screen was full of emoticons.

...Although I don't know how to use it myself, Mizhi thinks that Fatty Bacteria is very powerful.

I scratched my chin and began to sneak away thinking about the possibility of stealing kaomoji emoticons from my teacher and then adding these skills to the daily WeChat chat with the donor...

Put away your fat bacteria: I'm too cold, didn't I scare away the little dew? (guilty)

Put away my fat bacteria: In fact, it is very simple to self-teach yourself. The easiest way is to use the right hand of the female ticket common to singles. Of course, I know that the right hand cannot satisfy you!At this time, you need the help of tool bacteria. Does Luzhu have any tools at hand?It's that [funny]

Ginger is not stiff: ...No, what should I do?

Put away your fat bacteria: It's okay, little dew, don't be square!Let the big sister round you up, I have a few links here for you to take a look first. [link][link][link]

I opened it with anticipation, and found that all three pages were selling sex toys.

How come there is a feeling of being slapped on the face by Pou Amway...

Put away your fat bacteria: how do you like it?My sister’s friend opened this store, and I tried most of them myself, and the quality is guaranteed (* ̄3 ̄)╭

Put away your fat bacteria: these are the basic models, if you want to order the fun, this is the link to their store, you can click in and have a look [Link]

I couldn't hold back my curiosity and clicked in. I knew it was Pou Amway, but my eyes were turning green after being vegetarian for so long. I couldn't resist this temptation at all!

Regardless of whether he has the virus or not, I have already thought about it. If it is broken, I will push it to Wangcai.

Wangcai sticks out his tongue: woof woof?

Wangcai is a golden retriever raised by the gold owner, and the gold owner also has a cat owner named Cuihua.

...Of course Cuihua and Wangcai were taken by me secretly. Their real names are in English, which is hard to pronounce and difficult to remember...Well, this sentence must not be heard by the donor.

I clicked on this sex shop, the name of the shop is very literary, called "Floating Life Joy", and the number of followers is only a little over 3. Well, it's no wonder, how popular can a sex shop with such a cool name be? In my opinion, it should be a simple and rude name, for example, "Cuihua Sex Store" is fine.

I continued to scroll down, and the products in this store are quite diverse. It seems to be in a delicate style, and some utensils that should have been hideous are made beautifully, which is quite eye-catching.

Tsk tsk, this one is actually barbed, it should be soft, it's too hard to play with dead people...

And this, what kind of fur is on it, hey, rabbit fur, I seem to have experienced this before, a customer has used it on me several times, um, now I am afraid to see that white fur, so hurry up and draw it down...

Amazing, there is actually a promotional video for this one. I opened my eyes wide to see that the vertical man-made columnar object suddenly vibrated twice, and then sprayed a lot of white unknown objects towards the screen.

Me off the screen: ...

Suddenly, there was a feeling of being cut into the face by the real body.

Wait, won't this kind of video be harmonized here?

2.5 [Small Theater - As You Like It]

Jiang Suo: (with green eyes) I bought this, I bought this, I bought this too...

Mr. Wen, whose ability is doubted: (smiling) I just saved it up and used it one by one.

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