Every time I'm lazy, I'm putting on big things, and I'm very tired today

"Naruto..."

"What's the matter, brother?" The beautiful blond girl rubbed against me.

I raised my eyebrows and said with a playful smile: "The transformation technique is not bad? It seems that the three-body technique is well practiced, practice?"

"No, no..." Naruto dismissed the technique embarrassingly, and jumped back in front of Sasuke: "Sasuke, let me just tell you! My brother won't take the bait!"

"It's so noisy! How do I know!"

Sasuke closed his eyes and didn't want to look this way, so I figured out why his face was red before.

I pondered: "What kind of new trick are you doing, improved ninjutsu of transformation?"

This kind of technique is definitely not suitable for ordinary men. I don't know how it will be used in actual combat, although it is a bit out of morals.

"It's my self-created seductive technique! Brother, didn't you mention the phrase 'It would be great if the enemy can fall without exerting any effort'? I thought about it for a while. They are usually mental attacks. I am not good at illusion, so I thought of this method, but it seems to be of no use to you..." Naruto waved his hands and laughed, "Brother Yanyi is really powerful Say it! Kakashi got hit right away!"

Kakashi...Speaking of which, this technique will not have his masterpiece, right?

I nodded my head pretending to be serious, and I also thought of teasing the kid: "Maybe it's because you are not my type."

"Brother, what kind of girl do you like?"

Hearing him ask me this question, my eyes wandered for a moment and I was thoughtful, and finally my gaze was fixed on Sasuke, which caused the latter to be full of vigilance.

"It's hard to say, at least the hair color should be the same as mine."

Naruto over there heard this sentence and turned into a black-haired woman, but the six-striped beard on her face made a play no matter what.

I shook my head: "You should change your face, or the previous face has no reference value at all."

"So what?"

"Put down the double ponytails, I don't like it, can you really not change the six spots on your face?"

"Yes...I'll try."

He changed his appearance, this time he had black and long straight hair, and his face also changed, but why is it Lin's face?

I was so speechless, if Lin saw me, I might be washed away by Shui Dun.

"Change your face quickly, I want to live a few more years."

He nodded in understanding and realized the crisis, and changed the appearance of several women, some of whom I am quite familiar with, aren't they just the female jangnin in the village, Naruto recognizes quite a few of them.

Unfortunately, I rejected them all.

He sat down angrily on the ground and complained loudly.

"So, brother, what kind of girl do you like! I almost changed all the women in the village!"

"It's so boring." Sasuke watched coldly, probably because he was tired from standing and found a place to sit down.

"Actually, I like good-looking people. You see, those women you just became are not as good-looking as me, so of course I vetoed it."

I rumpled Naruto's hair with a smile, this kid was pushed out by someone to be a gunman, he was really sold and paid for.

And I choked on him on purpose, but it wasn't me bragging. There really aren't many people in the village who look better than me.

Naruto seemed to have thought of something suddenly, he jumped up from the ground in high spirits and used the lure technique again, but before the smoke dissipated after the transformation, I was kicked into the bushes with quick eyesight and quick hands, and forcibly released Ninjutsu.

what the hell!

This kid Naruto is amazing, he dares to change anyone.

He turned into the appearance of a ferret, and he used a woman's body!

——Who can stand this!

I reflexively looked at Sasuke at the side, and was relieved to find that he didn't respond, thinking that I was lucky to move quickly.

Then he stretched out his hand and probed the bottom of his nose.

Good, no nosebleed.

My image is still flawless.

"Ouch!"

Just when I was still complacent, I only heard an exclamation from the upload, I don’t know how long Zhishui fell from the tree, covered his head and met my embarrassing eyes.

Zhishui: "......"

I:"............"

Zhishui laughed awkwardly: "Yo! Are you back?"

I:"............"

Zhishui turned around and wanted to run: "Farewell, I didn't see anything... oops!"

With a sullen face, I grabbed someone who was about to slip away, and with a kind face, I took him aside to chat about life.

"Are you on duty today?" I glanced resentfully at his masked face.

"Yeah, who knew you came back, and let me discover something amazing... I won't be killed, right?" He looked back at me cautiously.

"I was afraid Sasuke would see it."

"But your ears are red."

"......"

Damn, I can't talk today.

The atmosphere was strangely quiet for a moment, and after a long time, Zhishui clicked his tongue.

"Tell me the truth, you won't really treat Itachi..." He made an ambiguous gesture.

"how is this possible?!"

Before he finished speaking, I immediately refuted, and even changed the tone when my voice was too loud. I looked at the two children over there with a guilty conscience and lowered my voice: "He is still underage! Even if I really don't like women, I don't like women." It will attack minors, not to mention that they don't know where they are going now."

"Then it's enough to be an adult?"

I shot him a death stare.

Shisui resentfully changed the subject.

"But speaking of it, I have always felt that Itachi's attitude towards you was vaguely wrong, but I never cared about it. Today, this incident reminded me. Tell me, does he..."

"Hey, stop, you reminded me of bad things." I interrupted him hastily, and the scene of the fireworks display at that time appeared in my mind again.

But Zhishui didn't seem to notice my suffocation at all, and still refused to give up, asking tentatively, "He confessed to you?"

I:"............"

"Did I really confess? Yes!"

I chuckled: "Don't worry about it."

"It's okay, whoever we are with, your business is my business." He put his arm on my shoulder with a playful smile, and I just wanted to give him two punches.

"By the way, you guys are using Naruto as a weapon, and you're asking me what kind of girl I like. You really have nothing to do. You're all big and big, but you care about me."

"No way, you are the best-qualified among us, and ninjas are also human beings, and they never get tired of these gossips, so let's talk about it." Zhishui coughed a few times to cover up the teasing curve of his mouth.

"......Fine."

"...You really don't have anyone you like?" He asked again as if he was unwilling to let go of this topic.

"No!" I was categorical, but the moment I finished speaking, I felt guilty for no reason.

Shisui shrugged: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. By the way, you rejected Itachi's confession, right?"

"...I pretended I didn't hear it and perfunctory passed it, but it was considered a disguised rejection, after all, I was in a daze at the time."

"Oh...it's a pity." Shisui sighed regretfully, "But two years ago, no one would have imagined that Uchiha would end up in this situation."

"Yes, no one would have thought of it, not even me."

"The tree attracts the wind—"

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