Every time I'm lazy, I'm putting on big things, and I'm very tired today

Leaving Jilai in the tavern, I ran out alone and vomited in the dark while holding on to the electric pole. After vomiting, I felt much better and my stomach didn't feel so uncomfortable.

Recalling what happened just now, I couldn't help covering my face in shame.

What's the matter, two bachelors talking about their relationship, how can this not be right?

When I got up, I staggered and almost failed to stand still. If it wasn't for a hand that immediately appeared beside me to hold my arm, I might have fallen to the ground immediately because of dizziness.

"Thanks..."

I turned my head and wanted to say thank you, but I froze in place suddenly, there was no trace of anyone appearing in the empty space around me.

Huh?Are you hallucinating...

I scratched my head in doubt, and walked in the direction I came and went.

It seems that I can't drink like this next time, drinking too much will hurt my body.

The street was deserted, and the moonlight combined with the light confused people's sight. There were a few black crows standing on the telegraph poles, which looked extremely gloomy under the dim light.

I squinted my eyes uncomfortably and looked at the night sky, only to see the full moon hanging high and few stars.

Another full moon night.

But there is no one to accompany me to enjoy this scene.

"Oh, go back, my head hurts..."

I sniffed and put my hands in my sleeves, facing the cold wind and listening to the sound of birds flapping their wings, I staggered into the tavern.

Zilai also lay on the table and slept like a dead pig, snoring loudly, but luckily everyone is almost gone now.Under the extremely oppressive gaze of the shop owner, I reluctantly took out money from Jiraiya to pay the bill, then carried him on my back and ran to the hotel.

I threw this large creature on the sofa and went back to my room, planning to take a shower in the bathroom to get rid of the smell of alcohol.

"...Small..."

"......one."

"One... Hikoichi!"

The shout in my ear pulled my thoughts back, and I suddenly raised my head to look at the blond man in front of me.

Namikaze Minato's hand waved in front of my eyes: "Xiao Yi, why are you distracted, what happened recently?"

I rubbed my nose in embarrassment, and raised a bright smile: "No, I've been very happy recently."

In the quiet study room, the sound of Minato-sensei flipping through the books sounded, he smiled and rubbed the top of my head.

"I feel that Xiaoyi is in a good mood every day."

"Of course, it's a day to be unhappy, and it's also a day to be happy. Life is always going to pass, why can't you make yourself happy." I played with my delicate palm, which was a little chubby, like fine white porcelain, flawless.

At this time, Minato-sensei's tone suddenly dropped, and he looked at me with dull eyes: "But...you keep smiling like this—"

"Aren't you tired?"

I opened my eyes suddenly and found myself still in the smoky bathroom.The hot water in the pool covered his chest, and we could vaguely see the large and small scars on his body, but they became faintly visible under the dense mist.

It's a dream... so rare.

I rubbed my forehead and shook my wet hair and stood up from the water, casually gathered a bathrobe and walked back to the room, fell asleep without drying my head.

Early the next morning, Zilai also knocked on my door.

"Have you not woken up yet?"

I yawned and didn't answer him. I leaned against the door frame half asleep, my bathrobe was loose, revealing a piece of fair skin.

He looked at my unrestrained image and stroked his chin: "Your body has given me inspiration..." After seeing my suddenly threatening eyes, he hurriedly changed the subject, "Cough, let's go, it's early morning Don't waste the time when the power of nature is the most intense."

Seeing that he was also serious, I nodded and changed my clothes and followed Zilai to Nanhechuan again.

Sure enough, the absorption of the power of nature was smoother than before, and the transformation of the celestial chakra became more and more successful.

After countless days and nights, my cultivation of immortal arts finally came to an end.When I successfully entered the fairy mode, I seemed to have entered a mysterious realm. Everything in the world suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, my senses were infinitely magnified, and my whole body was full of surging vitality.

"Well...the fairy face has successfully appeared on my face." Zilai also stepped forward and patted my back, "Congratulations, you have successfully cultivated the fairy mode, and the next step is to practice the fairy art."

I stood up from the grass and walked to the river to look at my face at this time. The red eyeshadow at the end of my eyes was narrow and long, and the circle on my forehead just surrounded the diamond-shaped Yin seal mark.

kind of weird...

"Speaking of which, your eyes didn't turn into frog pupils because you didn't cultivate in Mount Miaomu." He scratched his head and frowned and muttered, "Forget it, anyway, I have completed the task of the teacher."

"But isn't it a bit long to enter the fairy mode? What if I was killed by the enemy in the meantime?" I pinched my chin and kept staring at the reflection on the river, and showed my white teeth narcissistically. .

Oops, I'm so pretty.

Ji Laiya looked at my stinky and shameless little actions speechlessly: "So sometimes entering the immortal mode is too slow and it is not conducive to fighting. It can only be done during critical periods or when there are companions protecting it."

"Either you shorten the time or split a clone to absorb the power of nature, but it still cannot be interrupted."

After hearing what he said, I pursed my lips in disgust: "It's really troublesome."

After a period of time, I kept trying to shorten the time to enter the fairy mode, and finally set it at about 10 minutes, which I still think is a bit long.For ninjas, sometimes a second can change the situation, let alone 10 minutes.

Fortunately, I can maintain it for a considerable amount of time, depending on how much chakra is used, it can range from about a quarter of an hour to half an hour.

In order to enable me to master the fairy mode as soon as possible, Jilai also kept practicing with me, and also taught me how to use Xianju and Xianju Chakra.

It is said that the wooden escape used by the first generation of Senjujuma in the fairy mode is invincible, so I am curious what will happen if the kaleidoscope is used to write sharing eyes?

Thinking about it this way, I have indeed used it in actual combat. To my surprise, using the kaleidoscope in the fairy mode will not have side effects, and the celestial chakra can offset the yin power when using the kaleidoscope.

What a great discovery, if I use Senju Chakra to ease the meridians around the eyes from time to time, it is also possible to not use the Mutun cells that Orochimaru gave me.

That kind of thing is nothing more than necessary and I don't really want to use it.

Although Jiraiya was surprised that I have Sharingan, the strength I should use in my hands is unambiguous at all, and every time I want to use illusions, I get my hair all over my face. I think he is intentional.

But his physical skills are really good.

Now that I think about it, I was also the one who fought under the hands of Sannin.

"You kid is really hiding something... Does Tsunade know?"

"I know." After the Senju Chakra was exhausted, I sat face to face with him.

"I heard that Uchiha..." Jiraiya paused, half-jokingly said, "Then you will have a difficult task in the future, the revival of the two races!"

I bent my eyes and smiled harmlessly: "Yes, the revival of the two races..."

What do you have to do with me?

The mission of the third generation is completed, and Jiraiya will continue to travel. After I said goodbye to him, I flew Thor and flew back to Konoha.I haven't returned to the village after playing outside for half a year, and I don't know how Naruto Sasuke and Kakashi get along with them, maybe they didn't fight.

They should have finished school by this time. As soon as I climbed over the wall and entered the yard, I saw Naruto and Sasuke talking in the yard. Sasuke frowned and held his arms impatiently, turning his blushing face to one side. Naruto scratched his head embarrassedly.

As soon as Naruto saw me coming in, he ran up to me with a smirk, made a seal of transformation and shouted loudly: "Brother Yanyi, look at the trick!"

With a bang, he turned into a woman with blond double ponytails and six beards on her face. Her tall, protruding figure was surrounded by smoke, making her shadowy and intriguing.

"Brother~Welcome back~I miss you so much~"

The sweet and greasy female voice made my scalp tingle, and I let the naked body of this female version of Naruto approach me with a look of remorse, wrapping it around my neck.

I put on Kakashi's standard dead fish eyes, and I am very confused by the current situation.

who I am?where am I?what happened?

The author has something to say:

Ha, easter eggs.