On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

After changing his clothes, Tang Xiaochuan looked at the handsome boy in the mirror and nodded with satisfaction.

He is really handsome and handsome, with a beautiful tree facing the wind, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom when he sees them!

After being narcissistic in silence for a minute, he turned and went back to the living room. Soon, he smelled the strong aroma of seafood porridge in the air. This breakfast restaurant has a lot of people queuing up to buy porridge every day. It really lives up to its reputation. Just the smell of porridge is enough to make you want to eat it.

The glutton in Tang Xiaochuan's stomach was immediately aroused, and he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Come and eat." Tao Huaian sat at the dining table and smiled slightly at Tang Xiaochuan.

Tang Xiaochuan sized up Tao Huai'an, and the self-confidence he had just built up was immediately blown to nothing. Sure enough, there is no harm without comparison!

"I just tasted it, and it tastes good."

Tang Xiaochuan scratched the back of his head, opened the chair and sat down. Just when he had just washed and changed his clothes, Tao Huai'an had already served the porridge in a bowl. At this time, he and Tao Huai'an happened to have a bowl of porridge in front of each other.

He picked up a spoon and tasted it. It was neither hot nor cold, and the temperature was just right.

The warm porridge enters the throat, and the delicious taste reaches the stomach, and the deliciousness blooms in the empty stomach in the early morning. Compared with every casual breakfast in the past, this kind of breakfast is obviously full of sincerity. Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up immediately: "Really tasty!"

"As long as you like it." Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

Tang Xiaochuan was almost choked by Tao Huai'an's tone. He quietly looked at Tao Huai'an's expression from the corner of his eye, but he couldn't get a clue from Tao Huai'an's expression... Tao Huai'an was just teasing him?Or is it really in the game?

With such a tangled mood, he absent-mindedly ate several mouthfuls of seafood porridge until Tao Huaian broke the silent atmosphere: "After breakfast, let's go to the movies."

"Pfft!" Tang Xiaochuan almost choked on Tao Huaian's words again, "Go to the movies early in the morning? Are you sure?" Tao Huaian woke him up from the bed early in the morning just to go to the movies?

Tao Huaian nodded with a serious expression, not like he was joking: "The schedule is relatively full, only morning and afternoon, and you don't have time in the evening, so you can only arrange to watch movies in the morning."

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "Okay, you are the uncle and you have the final say."

But if you think about it carefully, although it is said that couples in other people's homes usually go to the movies at night, they are not real couples, not to mention how strange it is for two old men to go to the movies at night?Imagine being in the middle of one couple after another, sitting with their two big men...

"It's not uncle, it's your boyfriend," Tao Huaian curled his lips, "I'll go to the playground in the afternoon."

"Playground...that's too clichéd!" Tang Xiaochuan sprayed again, "Which era of dating strategies for couples are you looking at?"

"Then where do you want to go?" Tao Huaian expressed all ears.

Tang Xiaochuan thought about it hard, but he had never considered this issue before, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of a reason: "Forget it, the playground is the playground, just remember your childhood!"

Tao Huaian nodded: "I've already booked a western restaurant for lunch, and I heard it's a holy place for couples to date."

"Two big men eating western food together, and they are still in a holy place for couples to date...would it be weird?" Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"Are you scared?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

"Who's scared?" Tang Xiaochuan immediately snorted, he won't give up easily!He has lost several times before, and this time he must not lose again, "I am afraid that you will be recognized by fans, anyway, you are also a well-known writer with tens of millions of fans on Weibo, be careful not to be recognized by fans." Come out and search on Weibo every minute, I have already thought up the title for you, the well-known beautiful boy writer Tao Huaian and his little boyfriend are suspected of coming out of the closet by eating western food sweetly and shocked the whole country..."

"Very well, you can go to Penguin to report tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm not joking," Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, "You can be considered a famous person anyway, is it really okay to watch movies and eat Western food with a man in such a grand manner? I don't care. After all, I am little transparent and no one knows me, but you are different."

"I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?" Tao Huaian's attitude was very frank.

"... At least you should wear a hat and mask to disguise yourself?" Tang Xiaochuan gave Tao Huai'an a sideways look, and he couldn't believe that Tao Huai'an was not worried at all.

"Don't you think wearing a hat and mask in broad daylight is more eye-catching?" Tao Huaian said lightly.

"That's true," Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "Then you might as well put on some kind of makeup, the kind that even your mother can't recognize."

Tao Huai'an lowered his eyes and was silent for a while before he opened his mouth and said, "We're not really dating, we're just looking for inspiration. What are you afraid of? Are you a guilty conscience?"

"...You're the one with a guilty conscience!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an, and snorted, "I'm just thinking about it for you, I don't know good people! Since you're not afraid, come here, who is afraid of whom? "

After breakfast, the two of them were ready to go out. Before going out, Tao Xiaobai and Tang Xiaohei both looked reluctant to leave, especially Tao Xiaobai, who was pulling Tang Xiaochuan's calf and looking at him with watery eyes. Looking at Tang Xiaochuan, tears were about to fall out.

Seeing Tao Xiaobai's hopeless look, Tang Xiaohei rolled his eyes, then ran to the other side, rubbing Tang Xiaochuan's other leg.

Tang Xiaochuan was immediately melted by the cuteness of this cat and dog. He couldn't help squatting down, touching this and that, until Tao Huaian said coldly from the side: "Nothing."

Tao Xiaobai, who was flicked by Tang Xiaochuan's tail, immediately drooped his ears and tail, with a grievance on his face.

"Why do you say that about your son?" Seeing Tao Xiaobai's pitiful look, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but speak for him, "Although this dog is a bit stupid, he is so cute!"

Tao Xiaobai felt even more aggrieved immediately, and swung its tail horizontally, as if saying: I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid...

"Okay," Tang Xiaochuan patted Tao Xiaobai's dog's head, and then Tang Xiaohei's little head, "You have to get along well at home, and don't fight. Children who fight will have nothing to eat tonight."

Tang Xiaohei gave Tao Xiaobai a sideways glance, and gave a cold and noble meow.

Tao Xiaobai glanced at Tang Xiaohei, and barked timidly with his tail between his legs.

"Okay, let's go." Tang Xiaochuan stood up and said to Tao Huaian.

Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan, then at the cat and dog sticking to Tang Xiaochuan, and said calmly, "You really look like a child's mother."

Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "Okay, the child's father, can we go?"

Tao Huaian paused for a moment, as if he was choked by Tang Xiaochuan's words.

Tang Xiaochuan finally felt the joy of gaining the upper hand in a round.

This feeling……

How cool!

No wonder Tao Huaian likes him so much, it turns out this feeling is so cool!

After Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian left Tang Xiaochuan's house, they headed for a nearby movie theater.

At the beginning, Tang Xiaochuan was a little worried, fearing that Tao Huaian would be recognized by others, but soon he realized that he was too worried. Although Tao Huaian has tens of millions of followers on Weibo, how many people does China have? There are more than tens of millions of people in City G alone, and although Tao Huaian is famous, he is only famous in the online literature circle. In reality, not everyone can read online novels.

Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, but soon, he discovered a new problem. Although no one recognized Tao Huai'an, because Tao Huai'an's appearance was a bit eye-catching, many passers-by were quietly peeping at this place. Guys, especially those young girls, some girls even quietly took out their mobile phones, as if they were going to take a sneak shot.

His heart suddenly rose. Although there are not many people who know Tao Huai'an in reality, once someone secretly photographs and posts it on the Internet, there will be many people who know Tao Huai'an online. When the time comes..."Tao Huai'an, a well-known beautiful boy writer Huai'an and her little boyfriend went shopping sweetly, and the suspected coming out of the closet shocked the whole country!"

This will not work!

After noticing a girl wearing the uniform of a nearby junior high school quietly took out her mobile phone and suspected that she was going to secretly take a photo of Tao Huaian's profile, Tang Xiaochuan immediately stretched out his hand decisively, hooked Tao Huaian's neck and moved towards him With a tick, the two of them were forced to face each other with their eyes facing each other.

Tao Huaian: "..."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

I don't know if it was Tang Xiaochuan's illusion, but he always felt that he heard a few suppressed screams.

Tao Huaian looked into Tang Xiaochuan's eyes and raised his eyebrows: "What do you want to do?"

"I didn't want to do anything," Tang Xiaochuan glared at Tao Huai'an, and Tao Huai'an's tone seemed to have something out of place with him, "...What do you think I want to do? There was a girl who wanted to secretly take pictures of you just now , That's why I did this, I just wanted to help you out of good intentions, don't you know what's good and what's wrong!"

Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "It's okay for us to walk on the street in a good manner, don't you think we've become even weirder now that you're doing it like this?"

Tang Xiaochuan silently outlined the movements and postures of the two of them at this time in his mind. Now he is hooking Tao Huaian's shoulders, the two are facing each other and their eyes are facing each other, and they are still close to each other whispering in their ears...

... If the protagonist is not himself, he would want to make a wave of "yooooooooo~".

Tang Xiaochuan immediately let go of the hand hooking Tao Huai'an's shoulder, and quickly stood up straight, trying to make him stand upright and straight to explain his straighter and straighter sexuality.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he seemed to hear a few more weird laughter.

This made him shudder, and quickly pulled Tao Huaian to speed up his pace.

After the two walked a certain distance, Tang Xiaochuan realized that he was still holding Tao Huai'an's wrist, and immediately let go of Tao Huai'an's hand as if he had been burned.

But soon, he realized that his actions seemed too deliberate, and he couldn't help being a little embarrassed. Fortunately, the movie theater was right in front of him, so he quickly changed the subject: "The movie theater is here, what movie should we watch?"

Tao Huaian looked down at his wrist, then said casually, "Whatever."

Tang Xiaochuan thought about it, that's right, they didn't really come to watch the movie, let alone a date, it doesn't matter what they watch.

Even though he thought so, he still blurted out after seeing a movie promotion stand: "Then watch this, a fresh and fresh school love movie, suitable for a date."

"Bah, not a date, well, I mean..."

"Then this one," Tao Huaian nodded, "I'll go buy a ticket."

Although Tang Xiaochuan didn't like watching small fresh love movies, since Tao Huaian paid for it, he didn't seem to have any reason to pick and choose, so he agreed.

After buying the tickets, Tao Huaian stood in front of the popcorn machine, turned his head and asked Tang Xiaochuan, "Do you want to eat popcorn?"

Looking at the subtle expression on the face of the waitress behind the popcorn machine, Tang Xiaochuan wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in. He could completely imagine what the young lady was thinking. Two big men went to watch a movie early in the morning. It was still a small fresh love movie, and one of them asked the other if he wanted to eat popcorn... No matter how you look at this situation, it doesn't look like ordinary friends!

No!They're really just friends.

Tang Xiaochuan thought indifferently, and looked around, pretending to be looking at the scenery.

He tried to remind Tao Huai'an that their current conversation and behavior was a bit too ambiguous by pretending not to hear Tao Huai'an's words, but Tao Huai'an didn't seem to wake up. Seeing that he didn't reply, he asked patiently again: "You're crazy Is it rice flower?"

Tang Xiaochuan continued to look around, and after finding out that he and Tao Huaian were the only people here besides the staff, he could only reply aggrievedly: "...Eat."

"Two buckets of popcorn," Tao Huaian turned his head and said to the waitress, but after thinking for a while, he changed his words again, "Wait, one bucket is enough."

"We have a set meal for couples here," the waitress said with a smile, "One bucket of popcorn and two cups of Coke, you can order the set meal directly."

So Tao Huaian turned his head and asked Tang Xiaochuan: "Do you want a couple package?"

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

This thing must be intentional!

"……want!"

Anyway, no one knows who he is now, who is afraid of whom!

Soon, Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian each had a glass of Coke, and Tang Xiaochuan held a bucket of popcorn in his arms.

"Why did you just want a bucket of popcorn?" He couldn't help asking Tao Huai'an curiously, after all, this guy didn't seem like someone who would save such money.

"The dating tips for couples I read said that when you're dating in a movie theater, it's best to just order popcorn." Tao Huaian explained calmly.

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "In order to create an opportunity for two people's hands to touch in the popcorn bucket? You are too involved in the drama."

"Why not?" Tao Huaian looked into Tang Xiaochuan's eyes and smiled faintly, "Since we have already done it, we must do our best, even if it is just a game."

Tang Xiaochuan immediately felt that he had lost again in terms of ideological awareness. Seeing Tao Huaian's awareness, no wonder he is a master!Listen to what others say, and do your best!

His reluctance to admit defeat immediately emerged again: "Hmph, who is afraid of whom! Let's wait and see!"

Tang Xiaochuan puffed out his chest and walked into the screening hall with arrogance.

But at this moment, there were actually several people sitting in the auditorium that he thought was empty, and upon closer inspection, it seemed that they were all young couples in pairs, and he was immediately embarrassed.

Tao Huaian didn't take it seriously. After finding the seat number according to the ticket stub, he took a Coke and sat down.

Fortunately, those couples fell into a no-man's land where you and I were together, and no one noticed their "heretics". Tang Xiaochuan quickly ran to Tao Huaian with his head down and sat down.

At this time, there was still a while before the movie started, Tang Xiaochuan looked at the couples sitting in front of them, and then at Tao Huai'an next to him, and then he chose...Take out the phone from his pocket and He bowed his head and played.

In the atmosphere surrounded by couples, it was really strange that he couldn't have a calm chat with Tao Huaian, but if he just sat on the seat without saying anything, it seemed even more strange. Embarrassed, he could only take out his mobile phone and pretend to be addicted to it.

At this moment, his heart is extremely grateful to the person who invented the mobile phone back then—the mobile phone is simply an artifact to resolve embarrassment!

As soon as Tang Xiaochuan logged into QQ, he habitually opened a gay friend group.

But after opening it, he quickly regretted it.

The bright moon shines on the river: Damn it!I seem to have accidentally opened the door to a new world!Address: XXXXXX

Merry in White: Damn it! !I clicked in out of curiosity, but my eyes were almost blinded by the heat... What about the high-energy early warning?

The bright moon shines on Oe: Hahaha this is what I want!How can I be the only one with hot eyes!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Damn it! ! !What's this?What's this!My worldview is bad!

The bright moon shines on Dajiang: Hahaha!If you want to die, everyone will die together!

What the hell are these people doing?

Tang Xiaochuan was curious for a while, so he opened the link thrown by Mingyuezhao Dajiang. After reading it for a while, he suddenly felt bad.

This is a novel in a forum, to be precise, it is a fanfiction.

And it's also his and Tao Huai'an's fanart.

In fact, fanfiction is nothing. Tang Xiaochuan has written articles for so many years, and he has never seen such a big storm. Even his male god Qiankun Yiyi and Tao Huaian's fanfiction he has watched a few with curiosity. After all These days, house rots are in power, and rotten women can hold up half the sky. As a person who has read his own male god fanfiction, he always thought that he had seen the world... until he clicked on this fanfiction of his own.

This is a fanfiction, and it is also a high H incest pornography.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

Quickly scanning ten lines at a glance, Tang Xiaochuan only felt that his eyes were going to be blinded by the heat.

His mental activity is like this: Fuck, what is this? !

What is this? !

How can you still play like this?

This unscientific!

……

Seeing the end, Tang Xiaochuan was already numb.

"Hee hee, actually, I have always been a die-hard fan of Baichuan Guihai as the host. Although there are many authors I like, I only have one in my life. Unfortunately, he has not been popular after writing for so many years. Now he is finally becoming popular. Well, it just so happened that I also fell in love with the CP of Cang Hai Bai Chuan. There is a saying, if you love him, you have to let him suffer! So I wrote such an article to promote the Cang Hai Bai Chuan CP, and by the way, help me Post a small advertisement! Baichuan Guihai's novels are really delicious! Sisters, open your mouth and let me post Amway!"

Is the way this landlord loves him is to let others love him?

Tang Xiaochuan smiled expressionlessly, this kind of love is not rare for him!

Stop!

If he doesn't stop, he will be expelled from fan status!

Get rid of your fans!

Just as Tang Xiaochuan was grinding his teeth silently in his heart, Tao Huaian's voice suddenly rang in his ears: "The movie has started."

Tao Huai'an got very close, and the warm breath he exhaled when he spoke fell on Tang Xiaochuan's ears, making Tang Xiaochuan, whose ears were a little sensitive, couldn't help but tremble a little. As soon as he turned his head, he met Tao Huai'an Face enlarged by getting close.

A high-definition beauty crit.

Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously appeared in his mind the clip in the little pornographic article he had just read... Then he shook his hands in fright, and the phone fell to the ground with a "crack" sound. Before the movie started, he was as quiet as a chicken It was especially loud in the auditorium.

In order to hide his guilty conscience, he quickly bent down to pick up the phone that fell on the ground, and at the same time lowered his voice to complain about Tao Huai'an: "Why did you get so close all of a sudden! I was so scared that I dropped my phone!"

Tao Huai'an frowned slightly: "Of course you should whisper in a low voice when speaking in a movie theater, it's obvious that you reacted too much."

Of course, it was impossible for Tang Xiaochuan to tell Tao Huai'an that the reason he reacted so strongly was because he accidentally read a high-level fanfic about the two of them just now, so he could only change the subject with a dry smile: "Concentrate on watching the movie!"

He turned his eyes back to the big screen in front of him, trying to focus himself, but for some reason, the clips from the pornographic article he read just kept reappearing in his mind, making him unable to concentrate on watching it at all. Movie……

There is no way, the brain hole in that article is too big, it has completely refreshed his worldview!

Tang Xiaochuan couldn't watch the movie at all. After wandering for a while, he couldn't help but sneak a look at Tao Huaian's profile from the corner of his eye.

Tao Huai'an's fans had always boasted that Tao Huai'an was a beautiful boy with 360 degrees and no dead ends. He didn't believe it at the time, thinking that they were bragging. After all, every filter with a fan of idols is ten meters thick. They look at their own All idols have their own self-beautification and automatic PS with ten layers of filters, but now, Tang Xiaochuan has to admit that Tao Huai'an's profile... is really pretty.

Tang Xiaochuan had been staring at Tao Huaian's profile for several minutes when he realized that something was wrong.

and many more.

He is a man, and he actually stared at a man for several minutes?

This is not right!

He quickly withdrew his peripheral vision, and focused on the young couple sitting in front of him and Tao Huaian. Already hugged and gnawed.

This is embarrassing.

Tang Xiaochuan quickly turned his head to look at the big screen while chanting Do Not See Evil Evil silently, but while watching the big screen, he couldn't help taking a few glances at the young couple from the corner of his eye... After all, this is a live version, which is better than the one in the movie. The performance is much more realistic, 5D effect, immersive!