On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

Tang Xiaochuan looks like an old driver of a love master, but although he said so, in fact he also knows nothing about falling in love, but in his opinion, falling in love with a girl is a man's natural skill, He can learn without a teacher without studying at all. The reason why he doesn't fall in love is just because he doesn't want to.

He rubbed his chin, looked up and down at Tao Huai'an opposite him, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Why don't you find a girl and try dating? No matter how many love movies and novels you watch, it's definitely not as good as having a date with yourself. In a love affair, it’s always superficial on paper, so you know you have to do it yourself!” Not to mention Tao Huaian’s “beautiful young writer” who is such a bombshell, just talk about Tao Huai’an’s appearance and conditions. His face is enough to make countless girls follow suit.

Tao Huaian resolutely refused: "Don't talk about it, it's troublesome."

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "It's just a relationship, how troublesome can it be? It's not for you to get married right away, but also to consider the future of the family, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, parent-child education, etc..."

"It's a waste of time, trouble," Tao Huaian said lightly, "If I have this time, I might as well use it to write novels."

Regarding Tao Huai'an's answer, Tang Xiaochuan was speechless for a while, but after calming down for a while, he felt that he didn't seem to have the position to persuade Tao Huai'an. species of people.When he was in school, there were couples who fell in love with each other in his class, and they were together almost all day and night except in class. He couldn't imagine how he was with others all day long, and he couldn't even imagine having a relationship with each other after quarreling. He spends a lot of effort to coax each other, and compared with being with girls, he always feels that he is the most comfortable and relaxed when he is with boys, and he can have more common topics and hobbies, so he I have played with boys almost all the time since I was a student.

He tried his best to think back... Then he found silently that apart from Tian Tiantian, he didn't seem to have much experience with girls.

"If you don't want to fall in love, why don't you try... simulate love?"

Tang Xiaochuan pondered for a while, and suddenly had another flash of inspiration.

"Simulated love?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

"That's right, it's a love simulation!" Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "It's not a real love relationship, but just find someone to accompany you to simulate the process of falling in love, go on a date, eat, watch a movie, etc. After simulating the process of falling in love, maybe Now that I can find the feeling of falling in love, the emotional drama will be trivial!"

Tao Huaian smiled noncommittally: "Oh?"

"You don't need to waste your time if you find someone to simulate a love relationship, think about it," Tang Xiaochuan said earnestly, "If you find a girl to have a real love relationship, you have to find a way to find a common topic with her , even if you are not interested in it at all, if she is angry, you still have to try your best to coax her... etc., but if you just find someone to experience the feeling of being in love, of course you don't have to spend so much time and effort doing those things What a real couple needs to do, how much time and money can be saved, although I know you are definitely not short of money."

Tao Huaian seemed to think for a while, then he narrowed his eyes slightly: "It seems to make sense, but who am I looking for?"

"You post a Weibo to find your fans!" Tang Xiaochuan chuckled, "Just say that you are stuck in an emotional drama, and want to find a female fan to experience the feeling of being in love. There are definitely many girls who will follow... But of course, You must declare that you will never do anything else, or you will be pinched, and your fans and your fans will be flesh and blood..."

"Trouble." Tao Huaian spat out two words lightly.

"What's the trouble?" Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched, "How difficult can it be to post on Weibo?"

Tao Huaian took a look at Tang Xiaochuan: "It's just you."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand and plucked his ears: "...What? I didn't seem to hear clearly what you said just now."

Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan, and curled his lips: "Let me tell you, it's just you."

Tang Xiaochuan: "...Pfft!"

"Me? Did you make a mistake?" Tang Xiaochuan pointed to his nose, and stared at Tao Huai'an incredulously, "I'm a man, pure man, real man, find a man to play simulated love with you ?”

Tao Huaian nodded, and said calmly, "It's not true anyway, what does it matter if it's a man or a woman?"

"Then why don't you look for your Tao Xiaobai?" Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched, "It's not true anyway, so what does it matter if the object is human?"

As soon as Tang Xiaochuan finished speaking, Tao Xiaobai rushed out of the room barking when he heard his name.

"Woof!" It ran all the way to Tang Xiaochuan, squatted down in front of Tang Xiaochuan, and looked at him expectantly.

Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "Ahem, I didn't call you, so you can play by yourself obediently."

Tao Xiaobai's small eyes suddenly dimmed in disappointment, he gave Tang Xiaochuan a reluctant look, then turned around and walked dawdly in front of Tao Huaian.

Tao Huaian looked down at Tao Xiaobai, who had resentful eyes, and said coldly, "Nothing."

At this time Tang Xiaohei also ran out of the room. It skillfully climbed up Tang Xiaochuan's trouser legs to his knees, lay down on Tang Xiaochuan's lap, and also gave Tao Xiaobai a condescending glance.

Tao Huaian smiled, and reached out to touch Tang Xiaohei's little furry head. Tang Xiaohei meowed softly, and rubbed his forehead against Tao Huaian's palm.

"Don't you want my autograph?"

At this moment, Tao Huaian spoke again, breaking the warm scene of one person and one cat on the opposite side.

"Stay with me for a month and change your signature."

Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyes and gave Tao Huai'an a sideways look: "Playing love games with you for a month is only worth your autograph? It's not worth it! One day is about the same!"

Tao Huaian said indifferently: "Two weeks."

Tang Xiaochuan sneered: "Two days at most!"

Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "One week."

Tang Xiaochuan snorted: "There can't be more than three days!"

"Then three days, three days is about the same," Tao Huai'an looked at Tang Xiaochuan, curling the corners of his lips, "It will start tomorrow."

Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Wait..." Did he accidentally jump into some kind of pit?

"Stay with me for three days, and I will sign for you after three days." Tao Huaian lowered his eyes and said with a faint smile, "You can designate a special signature."

Realizing that he seemed to have stepped into a trap by accident, Tang Xiaochuan wanted to refuse, but after hearing the conditions offered by Tao Huaian, he couldn't help but fell into deep entanglement.

Tang Xiaochuan considers himself to be a straight steel man who is as straight as a lightning rod and can't be struck by thunder. From his body to his mind, he doesn't want to play any simulated love games with another man, even if it's not true but fake, even if this ghost He came up with the idea himself... goosebumps all over his body at the thought of having a simulated couple with a man, okay?

But calm down and think about it, he is a straight man, what is there to be afraid of?It's just playing a love game with a man, at most it's just having a meal and watching a movie together, what has he to be afraid of?And he had already promised Tian Tiantian that he would get Tao Huaian's autograph, so he couldn't go back on his word.

It's just for fun...

"What?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, "Are you afraid?"

Tang Xiaochuan straightened his chest: "I'm afraid? What do I have to be afraid of?"

"Afraid that I'll make you look handsome?" Tao Huaian smiled slightly, "...After all, I'm so handsome."

Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes decisively and quickly: "I'm going to spit out the barbecue I ate at noon."

"Since you are not afraid, why are you still hesitating?"

Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose: "...I'm not afraid! I just think it's weird! Both of us are men, you are a man and I am also a man, in order to let you write a good emotional drama and play a love simulation Don’t you think this is weird?!”

Tao Huaian took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan: "You proposed this."

"It's true that I proposed it, but I asked you to find a girl! Did I ask you to find me?"

"trouble."

"Okay, the topic is back to the original point," Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, "... this is too much trouble, and that's too much trouble, why are you so fluffy? Do you think you are very precious? You Do you think you are a national treasure?"

Tao Huaian was serious: "I am indeed a national treasure, am I not?"

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

"Damn! Just go up! Who is afraid of whom!"

In the end, Tang Xiaochuan gritted his teeth and agreed to Tao Huaian's incredible proposal.

"Then it's settled," Tao Huaian said calmly, "From tomorrow onwards, we will be lovers."

Tang Xiaochuan silently raised his head to look at the ceiling, he always felt that he dug a hole and accidentally fell into himself...

"It's not true!" Tang Xiaochuan paused suddenly, "Wait, let me make sure again, are you really a straight man?"

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan indifferently: "Of course."

"That's good." Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief. Although it is absurd to play a simulated love game with a man, since both of them are straight men, why should he be afraid?Just treat it as a fresh experience!

"I'm done eating, and tonight I'll look up what couples usually do when they're on a date," Tao Huaian put down the chopsticks in his hand, "Although there are only three days, please arrange your time reasonably for these three days. Private affairs are best arranged at night, after all we still have dates during the day."

"It's just a simulated date, not a real date," Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help emphasizing again, "I see, I'll push off the coding time until night, and play with you during the day, okay?"

"However, even if you code at night, you must remember to go to bed early. Going to bed too late will affect the next day." Tao Huaian said slowly.

Tang Xiaochuan: "... Got it! You are the uncle who listens to you!"

"It's not your uncle, it's your boyfriend." Tao Huaian smiled lightly.

Seeing the smile on Tao Huaian's mouth, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help being stunned: "..."

After a while, he came back to his senses and couldn't help emphasizing again and again: "It's not true."

"Although it's not true, you'd better enter the role in advance, so as not to get used to it psychologically." Tao Huaian looked deeply at Tang Xiaochuan, Tang Xiaochuan seemed to be the only one in his eyes, "in order to help you enter the role , now you can try to change your address to me, such as calling me Huai'an or... dear."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

"……just kidding."

Tao Huaian twitched the corners of his lips, revealing a half-smile expression.

Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly, and quickly said, "I'm going to wash the dishes!" He quickly put Tang Xiaohei on his lap on the ground, then turned and went into the kitchen.

He didn't want to admit it, just now when Tao Huaian looked into his eyes and called him "dear", his heart couldn't help but beat faster... It's all because of that guy's good looks, it's all because of that guy His eyes were too affectionate.

Tang Xiaochuan stood in the kitchen, facing the empty sink, he suddenly felt a little worried about the next three days.

After washing the dishes, Tang Xiaochuan turned and went back to his room. When he passed the study, he couldn't help but stop.

The door of the study room was ajar, and the light came out from the room. Although he couldn't see anything, he knew that Tao Huaian must be sitting in front of the computer at this moment. dating place for...

...Wait, what does Tao Huaian do now have nothing to do with him?

Tang Xiaochuan felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he quickly returned to his room.

As soon as he turned on the computer and sat down in front of the computer, Tang Xiaohei followed into the room from the living room, once again skillfully climbed onto his lap, and lay down crossed.

While Tang Xiaochuan rubbed Tang Xiaohei's little meat pad absently, he couldn't help but think of Tao Huaian's absurd proposal just now. Although he made that proposal first, he just wanted to make fun of it at first. Just talk about Tao Huai'an, who knew that Tao Huai'an would actually take what he said casually seriously, and even ask him to play a simulated love game with him...

Wait, didn't Tao Huai'an realize that he made that suggestion just to tease him, so he just tricked him back?

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly paused, he couldn't help thinking of the half-smile expression on Tao Huaian's face just now, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was very possible, it was really a routine but was mistaken by a routine!

Everything is a routine!

Tang Xiaochuan rubbed Tang Xiaohei's little meat pad, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. If Tao Huaian proposed to play a simulated love game with him just to tease him in turn, wouldn't his repeated entanglement and hesitation just now hit the right spot? Is Tao Huai'an playing tricks?Thinking that Tao Huaian might have been watching his joke just now, he felt that his hesitation just now was a joke.

"Meow!" Tang Xiaohei was dissatisfied with Tang Xiaochuan's increasing strength, and couldn't help biting Tang Xiaochuan's hand. Of course, it was very measured, and it didn't bite Tang Xiaochuan to bleed.

Tang Xiaochuan came to his senses all of a sudden, and he touched Tang Xiaohei's little head: "I'm sorry, I accidentally pinched you, and I will pay you a small dried fish later."

He finally calmed down. Now that Tao Huaian has come back from teasing, he will take the trick and see who is teasing whom in the end. When Tao Huaian comes back from the routine, he will go back to the routine and see who is deep in the routine!

Before going to bed, Tao Huaian knocked on the door.

Tang Xiaochuan opened the door and looked at Tao Huai'an who was wearing pajamas and hugging the pillow outside the door, feeling bad: "Why are you here again?" Could it be that Tao Huai'an is going to sleep with him again?

As if seeing Tang Xiaochuan's nervousness, Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "I've already packed the bed over there, and now I just want to remind you... Remember to go to bed early tonight."

Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a moment: "Huh? Oh..."

"Then, good night." Tao Huaian smiled slightly.

Tang Xiaochuan echoed subconsciously: "...good night."

It wasn't until Tao Huaian's back disappeared from Tang Xiaochuan's sight that he suddenly came back to his senses, wait, the smile in Tao Huaian's eyes just now...was he laughing at him?

Did Tao Huaian think that he was looking forward to the two of them sleeping together?

Did Tao Huaian think he was disappointed?

What I said was just to remind, it was clearly to tease me!

The more Tang Xiaochuan thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. He couldn't help but beat his chest and stamped his feet. His reaction just now was really weak!Tao Huaian must have thought he was disappointed!How did he get the upper hand in the first round? !Lost, lost, lost!

Although Tang Xiaochuan really wanted to go to the study and grab Tao Huaian's collar to explain, but soon he figured it out. If he really did this, wouldn't it make him appear guilty?

He snorted heavily in his heart, forget it, even if Tao Huai'an won the first round, he will definitely not behave so poorly next time!He must go back next time!

With such ambition, Tang Xiaochuan reluctantly climbed onto the bed, and fell asleep with Tang Xiaohei in his arms.

Early the next morning, Tang Xiaochuan, who was still in bed, was woken up by Tao Huaian.

Half asleep and half awake, Tang Xiaochuan opened his eyes in a daze, and then he saw Tao Huaian who was dressed like a male model on the cover of a fashion magazine. After more than a minute, he suddenly sat up from the bed amidst Tao Huaian's raised eyebrows and smile.

"You, what are you doing!"

Looking at Tang Xiaochuan who seemed to be frightened, Tao Huai'an was very calm: "Wake you up."

Tang Xiaochuan was stunned for a while, then touched the phone from the pillow and looked: "Damn, it's only seven o'clock, why did you wake me up so early!"

"Going out on a date," Tao Huaian smiled slightly, "I just went out to buy breakfast, let's get up and have breakfast."

Tang Xiaochuan, who just woke up, didn't realize it for a while: "A date? Us?"

"Did you forget? From today onwards, we are lovers." Tao Huaian reminded Tang Xiaochuan.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

At this moment, he finally woke up. He stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, and suddenly realized that he had just got up from the bed, his hair was still messy, and his face hadn't been washed or brushed. However, Huai'an has already packed up and is ready to shoot magazine covers at any time, and he suddenly feels a little unbalanced.

"I checked on the Internet yesterday, and I saw many people said that there is a breakfast shop nearby that serves delicious seafood porridge, but there are many people queuing up every day, and you have to get up very early to buy it, so I got up early today. One point," Tao Huaian explained casually, "Hurry up and wash up, seafood porridge won't taste good when it's cold."

"Why did you go to help me buy breakfast?" Tang Xiaochuan was very puzzled. He knew that there was a breakfast restaurant with delicious seafood porridge nearby. He was able to line up very early, so he has lived here for several years and has never been there... Why did Tao Huaian suddenly rush to buy him breakfast today on a whim?

"Now that we are a couple, isn't it normal for a boyfriend to buy breakfast for his girlfriend?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "Please, I'm a man! Do you want me to go to the ophthalmologist for you?"

"Okay, boyfriend," Tao Huaian changed his words, "Isn't it normal for me to buy breakfast for my boyfriend?"

Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "...All right, you eat first, I'll be right there."

Tao Huaian nodded, turned around and went out, just when Tang Xiaochuan slowly got up from the bed, he suddenly stopped, and then turned to look at Tang Xiaochuan: "You look pretty good when you wake up in the morning. Lovely."

Tang Xiaochuan with the chicken nest head: "???"

It wasn't until Tao Huaian really left that Tang Xiaochuan suddenly came back to his senses, he seemed to have been tricked by Tao Huaian again!

... Lost again!

Standing in the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan looked at himself in the mirror with the messy chicken nest head on his head, and couldn't help but chuckle in his heart. If he is considered cute like this, then Tao Huaian's filter must be ten meters thick...

……hateful!Isn't Tao Huaian straight?

Why is a straight man so skilled at picking up a man!

Are all straight men so flirtatious these days?

He doesn't understand straight men very well!

After Tang Xiaochuan gritted his teeth and brushed his teeth, he went back to his room and changed his clothes.

Today, Tao Huai'an dressed so handsomely, he obviously dressed up for a "date". He has lost so many times before, and he can't lose again when it comes to dressing up!

... 10 minutes later.

Tang Xiaochuan looked at himself in the mirror, silently dejected.

Forget it, let him lose this time!

There's no way, no matter how he wears clothes, it's impossible for him to win against Tao Huai'an, that handsome guy. No matter what clothes he wears, he has already lost in terms of appearance!

How could he walk on the street with a perfectly dressed Tao Huaian and attract more attention than that guy?

Tang Xiaochuan pondered seriously for 10 minutes, and finally came up with an answer that broke his heart.

—unless he wears nothing.

Finally Tang Xiaochuan picked out the most common clothes and put them on silently.

Then he silently looked at the person in the mirror to comfort himself. In all fairness, he was already considered a handsome guy among ordinary people. Although he was not so handsome, he was still pleasing to the eye.

It's not that our side is incompetent, but that the enemy has opened up!