On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

After taking more than a dozen photos in a row, Tang Xiaochuan finally put down his phone reluctantly, and went to separate the cat and the panda.

Don't look at Tang Xiaohei who is several times younger than the panda cub. His skills are much better than the two-month-old milk bear. With a few strokes of his sharp claws, the panda cub can't find his way , and the panda cub may not be used to the suddenly smaller shell, and its dodging movements are a bit clumsy. Although its strength is stronger than Tang Xiaohei's, its movements are far less flexible than Tang Xiaohei's. After a few rounds, Not only was it scratched several times by Tang Xiaohei, but Tang Xiaohei even bit off a handful of hair on its forehead, forming a small sunken pit.

When Tang Xiaochuan separated the two groups, Tang Xiaohei was gaining the upper hand, waving its paws arrogantly and meowing at the panda cub in protest, while the panda cub glared at the nasty cat with wet eyes With a glance, he touched the small hole on his forehead with his short meaty claws, then turned around slowly, facing Tang Xiaochuan and Tang Xiaohei with his buttocks.

Looking at the standard spherical back of the panda cub, which seemed to be filled with a touch of sadness, Tang Xiaochuan felt in his heart that the national treasure really deserves to be a back killer, and resisted the urge to touch his heart, while comforting his cat owner: "Good boy, little girl!" Hei, pandas are so cute, how can you beat pandas? That guy is a national treasure, if you break it, your father and I can’t afford it, even if you sell your kidneys! We, father and son, can only sleep over the bridge In the end, relying on your father and me to perform chest crushing boulders for a living! At that time, your cat food and small dried fish will be gone! I will ask you if you are afraid?"

Tang Xiaohei stared at the round cat's eyes, the whole cat was stunned, as if frightened by Tang Xiaochuan's words.

No dried fish?

Then what's the point of its cat life!

Seeing that Tang Xiaohei stopped making trouble, Tang Xiaochuan patted Tang Xiaohei's head with satisfaction, and continued to coax: "That guy will stay at our house for a while, and he will leave immediately. Don't worry, no coquettish bitch can In place of your status in this family, even a national treasure is no exception."

Tang Xiaohei meowed a few times, hugged Tang Xiaochuan's fingers and rubbed his fingers a few times, and then reluctantly accepted the existence of a certain panda cub, but faced with the panda cub who might snatch Tang Xiaochuan's love, The panda cub, of course it wouldn't show any good looks, so it immediately turned around and pointed its butt at the panda cub as well.

Tang Xiaochuan smiled helplessly, and at this moment, a familiar cell phone rang suddenly.

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the screen, it turned out to be Tian Tiantian's call.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and sure enough, when he connected the phone, Tian Tiantian's voice that was many times sweeter than usual rang out: "Hey, cousin, my male god's signature, please help me!" Have you got it?"

sign? !

correct!sign!

It was only then that Tang Xiaochuan suddenly remembered the autographed book of Canghai Scholar who he threw out like a brick and smashed He Yuanzhou's face. He threw it away!

"Ahem, I'm getting ready...to go out!" He quietly glanced at the panda cub, thinking that fortunately the Lord is here, and he's done such a big favor, so why not even give him an autograph?

"Then hurry up! What are you waiting for! Right now!" Tian Tiantian's voice changed suddenly.

After Tang Xiaochuan hung up the phone with a bitter face, he walked around in front of the panda cub with some embarrassment, scratched his face and asked, "I accidentally threw out your previous signature, can you sign another one for me?"

The panda cub rolled its eyes faintly: "Don't you dislike me?"

Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes, and then remembered that he firmly denied in front of He Yuanzhou not long ago that he was a fan of Canghai Scholar. After coughing twice, he said with a dry smile: "I asked for it for my cousin, she is yours." Brain powder."

The panda cub snorted, "A person can only sign once, that's the rule."

"I did you such a big favor just now! Can't you be more flexible?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, and he suddenly remembered the mess in the toilet. He didn't know what would happen if someone found out, but Compared to Canghai Scholar's reader meeting, the main character disappeared before the end... That's nothing.

It is estimated that Canghai Scholar will be labeled as playing big names and playing with readers' feelings in the future, right?

"Borrow your phone."

"I'll sign it for you if I borrow it?" Tang Xiaochuan paused, handed the phone to the panda cub, and then he silently watched the little milk bear holding the phone, trying to make a call with his chubby little claws. However, after working hard for a long time, his paws couldn't reach the buttons. After 1 minute, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he snatched the phone back, "Let me help you!"

The panda cub snorted angrily, and then reluctantly reported a series of numbers.

The call was connected quickly, and Tang Xiaochuan handed the mobile phone to the panda cub again, and then silently watched the little milk bear hold the mobile phone and make a call.

"I'm not feeling well, so I'm going first."

"Then I can't help it. I will post an apology on Weibo and be more sincere."

"Of course it's really uncomfortable. Why should I lie to you?"

"Anyway, my character design is originally a melancholic and beautiful boy. Isn't it normal to be weak and sick? It won't collapse the character design."

"By the way, I probably won't be able to update in the past few days. Help me post a Weibo to inform readers."

"It's not the first time the update has been interrupted anyway, you know what to do."

"Why the update? Didn't I just say it? Because I'm not feeling well."

"Of course it's true. Then it's such a happy decision. You don't need to call again. I borrowed someone else's mobile phone. Goodbye."

The panda cub obviously ignored the protest of the person on the other end of the phone, hung up the phone directly, and then threw the phone to Tang Xiaochuan through the air.

Tang Xiaochuan hurriedly reached out to pick it up. Although his phone was worthless, he didn't have much spare money to buy a new one. After picking up the phone, he couldn't help asking: "Your assistant?"

The panda cub snorted casually.

Tang Xiaochuan immediately envied and hated him. Many great writers have assistants, which are equivalent to the managers of celebrities, but a little transparent like him who can barely support himself, has no money and is not qualified to hire an assistant.

But what he envied and hated the most was Tao Huai'an's courage to cut off updates casually. You must know that not just any writer has the courage to cut off updates casually, especially for full-time writers. Daily updates are for full-time writers. It is said that it is the basic guarantee to support oneself, and one day's income will be lost if one day is stopped, and the daily update can retain readers... But that is to say, he insisted on daily update for seven years, rain or shine, but those who can't keep it still stay Can't live.

This kind of guy who can do things that others can't do casually is really annoying!

After feeling overwhelmed, Tang Xiaochuan asked the panda cub with a gloomy face: "The matter is over? But what about the toilet? There are a lot of rotten things, and I can't afford to pay for it." And it's none of his business!He is pure lying gun!It's all caused by goblin fights!

"Don't worry, I will pay." The panda cub was very calm.

Tang Xiaochuan said sourly: "It seems that you are really rich and willful, so you have to pay a lot of money?"

"Half of me, and half of him." The panda cub remained calm.

"Him? He Yuanzhou?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked. He didn't know the grievances between the two, but he didn't want to know either. The only thing he cared about now was, "By the way...my signature. "

"No."

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly became angry: "Why? Didn't you agree to lend your mobile phone and sign it for me? You don't mean anything!"

The panda cub rolled his eyes: "Did I say anything?"

Tang Xiaochuan was very unhappy: "Of course..."

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that there is really not.

……Hate!

Hate, hate, hate!

This guy is really the most annoying!