On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

But now the question is, how will he take this panda cub out?

Tang Xiaochuan rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought. If he walked out with the panda cub in his arms, he would be reported for kidnapping the national treasure giant panda in minutes, right?It's winter, he doesn't want to drink tea in the bureau!

Soon, he noticed the clothes that Tao He Yuanzhou dropped to the ground after returning to his original shape. Among them was a windbreaker. After hesitating for a few seconds, he picked up the windbreaker and put it on, then opened it to the panda cub He took off the windbreaker, patted his chest and smiled: "Come into my arms!"

The panda cub rolled its eyes, once again proving that giant pandas have the whites of their eyes.

Tang Xiaochuan was almost dizzy by this cute little white eye. He looked at the stupid hair on the little milk bear's head, and couldn't help stretching out his evil hand, wanting to rub the little milk bear's head, but the little milk bear Turning his head, he flashed Tang Xiaochuan's hand arrogantly.

"Hurry up! Someone is coming soon!"

Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to let go of his hands, but although the panda cub was arrogant, he got into his arms obediently in the end. Wrap the cub completely, and then zip up the windbreaker.

The panda cub is only about two months old, with a body length of about [-] centimeters and a weight of only five or six catties, which is lighter than Tang Xiaohei's one-year-old tomcat. When it curled up in Tang Xiaochuan's arms When looking at it from a distance, it looks like Tang Xiaochuan's stomach has bulged like a small ball, but Tao Huaian's windbreaker is very loose, and after zipping it up, it perfectly conceals the abrupt line of Tang Xiaochuan's stomach. Makes him look like he just has a beer belly.

After finishing everything, Tang Xiaochuan quickly left the toilet with his head down before anyone noticed the abnormality in the toilet.

I don't know if it's because of the enchantment that He Yuanzhou set up, but the people in the bookstore didn't seem to hear the movement in the toilet at all, and no one even went to the toilet during this time.

Tang Xiaochuan didn't have time to think about these reasons, he glanced at the fans in the bookstore who were still queuing up for their idols to come back to sign for them, silently lit a candle for them, and left in a hurry.

The moment he left the bookstore, Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Today is really a disaster, he really had enough!He almost died in the men's bathroom today!

He didn't dare to stay outside, for fear that someone would find out that he was carrying a national treasure, and then catch him in the police station to drink tea. You must know that stealing a national treasure is a three-year maximum penalty for death!Although he often tweets "How many years will you be sentenced to wait online for stealing national treasures" under various cute pictures of pandas on Weibo, but that is purely joking!If he is really caught, check the speech records on his computer at that time, and there will be a criminal motive!There is evidence!Everyone gets their booty!

Tang Xiaochuan carefully hugged the little milk bear in his arms. For a while, he felt that he was hugging a big treasury, and for a while he felt that he was hugging a priceless antique treasure... He felt more and more difficult to walk, like walking on thin ice. The heavy milk bear became heavy.

He has lived for more than 20 years and has never held a girl's soft little hand. He doesn't want to be caught in the trap!

Tang Xiaochuan didn't even dare to sit on the bus, for fear that too many people on the bus would crowd him out, and he didn't even dare to have eye-to-eye conversations with pedestrians on the road, for fear that people would notice something strange. By the time he got home, his floral shirt was already soaked in cold sweat.

Quickly take out the key, open the door, enter the door, close the door.

Just as Tang Xiaochuan closed the door, his legs went limp and he fell to the ground, sweating profusely, as if he had just been fished out of the water, but he could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Probably aware that he had arrived at his destination, the panda cub in his arms poked its head out of the coat, revealing a round face and a pair of wet eyes, which instantly melted his anxiety. restless heart.

At that moment, the terrifying thought "Even if you get caught, my whole life is worth it!" flashed through his mind involuntarily.

However, the cute little milk bear who was so cute that Tang Xiaochuan was in full bloom looked around and snorted childishly: "What a small house."

Tang Xiaochuan immediately realized that the guy in front of him was indeed that annoying Tao Huai'an!

He shrugged, spread his hands and said, "A poor guy like me can only afford to rent this kind of house. I'm sorry to have wronged you." My God, how can I understand the sadness of the author who hit the street?

At this moment, Tang Xiaohei jumped out of the room, but when he saw the panda cub in Tang Xiaochuan's arms, he immediately exploded.

"Meow!"

It yelled at the panda cub, and the mandarin duck's eyes were full of anger and grievance that the dove had taken over the magpie's nest.

"Meow meow!"

There is obviously its location!

"Meow meow meow!"

"Little black?"

Only then did Tang Xiaochuan think of his jealous cat owner, and suddenly he had a headache. How could he let the cat and the panda coexist peacefully?

The panda cub also noticed the one-year-old little earth cat not far away. It looked up and down, and let out a disdainful cold snort from its pink and tender nose. clamor?

As if aware of the panda cub's disdain, Tang Xiaohei became angry instantly. It rushed towards Tang Xiaochuan, got into Tang Xiaochuan's arms, and raised its paw to scratch a certain glamorous and noble panda cub.

"Stop, stop!"

Tang Xiaochuan quickly grabbed Tang Xiaohei's little paw, trying to stop Tang Xiaohei. He was almost scared out of his wits by Tang Xiaohei's actions. You must know that pandas are national treasures. How much do you pay the country?

Tang Xiaohei, who was caught by his little paw, was wronged instantly. Not only did Tang Xiaochuan have other (panda) cats outside, but he also brought the cats outside back home. Pet other cats openly in front of you!Can this be tolerated? !Dogs can be tolerated, cats cannot be tolerated!

This has to be fought!

Tang Xiaochuan was about to take the panda cub out of his coat and comfort his cat master, but the next moment, Tang Xiaohei yelled and bit the panda cub's round face with his mouth open.

The panda cub looked at the kitten in front of him coldly. It didn't want to get entangled with the kitten, but this kitten was too annoying. It had to give the kitten a lively lesson. Lesson, teach it how to be a cat!

So Tang Xiaochuan could only watch helplessly as a two-month-old milk bear and a one-year-old tomcat fought. You scratched me with your little paws, and I bit you with my little milk teeth. Hit you with your round head, you hit me with your little butt, and from time to time there are a few cute little milk sounds... It's like two glutinous rice balls sticking together and fighting, not only has no lethality visually, but also A little cute.

After watching the battle for a while, he gave up the idea of ​​persuading the fight, instead took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and secretly started taking pictures.