He always wants to kill this scum

Speaking of which, Queenie handed the business card to Xie Huan. Xie Huan always felt a little sorry for him. After accepting the business card, he solemnly said goodbye to Queenie and Zhang Wei.

On the way to send Xie Huan to the airport on Sunday, he said: "Director Queenie is a very serious person, and his attitude towards artists is also plain, but he is extraordinarily enthusiastic towards you, which shows that he really appreciates you."

In fact, the blandness mentioned by Sunday can be regarded as a modifier. Normally, Queenie's attitude towards artists is very indifferent.But his attitude towards Xie Huan was a rare kind of enthusiasm.

The first thing Xie Huan did when he got home was to find Han Xiaodong, and then he took out a lot of specialties one by one, but all the specialties were for food!Once again, it confirmed that Xie Huan was a big foodie.

"Miss me?" Xie Huan rubbed Han Xiaodong's white doughy face, and Han Xiaodong slapped his hands away with a sullen face: "How much do you hate my handsome face!"

"Pfft!" Xie Huan almost spat the blood on his face: "Wow - how handsome you are."

"Get out!" Brother Xiaodong pushed him away arrogantly: "Xie Huan, school will start in a few days."

"Good start to school, how colorful school life is." Xie Huan couldn't help but said this because he didn't want Han Xiaodong to feel burdened.

For the first time, Han Xiaodong had the idea of ​​not wanting to go to school: "Xie Huan, do you really want to go to school now?"

"Do you want to tell the truth?" Xie Huan looked at him with a troubled expression.

"to be frank."

"I don't want to, but I have to go to school. There are many things I don't want to do, but fate has to force me to do them. Han Xiaodong, tell me, how many things are we willing to do when we are alive? Probably when you are old , you can count them with ten fingers. But the reality is like this, we live not only for ourselves, because human beings are complex creatures. One thing, one motive can be associated with thousands of Thousands of reasons, and everything will become less pure."

"Then, what about our love? Isn't it pure?"

Xie Huan thought for a while and said: "It's not impure, but in other words, if you don't fuck me, can we go on? Is it realistic to just hold hands and kiss little mouths when we're in love?"

Han Xiaodong's face was dark, and he almost picked up a stool and threw it at him: "You mean, if I don't do that with you, you won't get along with me?"

"If you insist on separating love and sex, you will not have pleasure and happiness. Because I love you, I want to have sex with you."

"You can do it with someone you don't love."

"That's not love, that's venting. But now you can't even vent." Xie Huan looked at him seriously and said, "Now I only want you. No one but you."

"Fart!" Han Xiaodong completely despised him: "Your words sound too vague and not very credible."

"How reliable is it?"

"You let me last time."

……

"Pfft—hahahaha..." Xie Huan looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Xiaodong, no problem, but even if I take off my clothes and lie down on the bed, do you know where to start? Hahahaha..."

Han Xiaodong blushed: "You don't have to worry about this, I will take care of it myself,"

"Looking at it myself, it sounds too unreliable. I'm so scared. It might bleed." Xie Huan looked at him with a serious expression.Han Xiaodong was lied to by him before, and he didn't know whether to believe it or not.

"You go back first, I will come to you tomorrow, and I will definitely not make you bleed."

Xie Huan took a deep breath, suppressed a smile, hugged Han Xiaodong and gave him a passionate French kiss, then turned and left his house.

Han Xiaodong took the phone, and began to look up four words for Du Niang—how to explode a chrysanthemum?

After checking it in the middle of the night, I learned a lot, but because it is too difficult to explode other people's ass, Han Xiaodong is really not confident.And doing the next one seems to feel pretty good, huh!The main reason is that Xie Huan's technique is still good!Uh-huh! !So, Brother Xiaodong silently climbed into bed and gave up the idea of ​​popping Xie Huan's chrysanthemums.

"Changle, come and eat dog food!!" Xie Huan fed Changle early in the morning, and found that something was wrong with Changle. He was less energetic than usual, and his stomach was a little bulging. Xie Huan reached out to touch it in doubt. Its stomach shuddered: "Mud horse, can't it?!"

He hurriedly called the old veterinarian in the town to take a look, and he was sure that Changle was pregnant with a puppy, and Xie Huan was not feeling well.Originally, I thought about giving it contraceptive pills, but who knew that I got pregnant so soon.

Xie Huan called Han Xiaodong with a dark face: "Dad Dog, our parents Le was raped."

Han Xiaodong had just woken up, he was exhausted from checking the information yesterday, so he subconsciously asked, "Did you call the police?"

"I called the police, and now I'm the one who should be in the police station." Xie Huankui looked serious and calm, "If I want to know which bastard did it, I'll take it and shoot it ten times before boiling it." vent your hatred!"

It wasn't until Han Xiaodong washed his face and had breakfast that he gradually realized that there was a puppy in Changle's stomach!Hurry to Xie Huan's house, and as soon as he entered the hall, he saw Xie Huan holding an apple in his left hand and a lollipop in his right, watching a variety show.And Changle is lying down and sleeping in the kennel that Xie Huan bought for him.Han Xiaodong rushed to Xie Huan nervously and asked, "What should I do?"

"What should I do?" Xie Huan looked up at him, took a bite of an apple and asked back.

"School is about to start. Changle has a puppy. No one in your family raises it. My mother probably won't even allow it to enter the house. What do you say?! Xie Huan, if you throw Changle away, I will never forgive you."

"Tsk - who do you think I am? Anyway, I am also a kind-hearted young man, how can I be so dark as you said? I promise you that I will raise Changle, and I will not throw it away. I am also thinking about what to do. What should I do?" Xie Huan put the chocolate in his mouth and pulled Han Xiaodong over, laying on his lap.

"Xie Huan!!" Han Xiaodong pinched his chin with a helpless expression: "Stop eating all the time, okay? You don't seem to be thinking about problems at all."

"What do you know, when we think about problems, it's all an invisible idea, and this is a real artist."

"Like a psychopath." Han Xiaodong muttered.

"There is only a thin line between an artist and a psychopath!" Xie Huan squinted his eyes and looked at the ceiling, and suddenly said, "Xiaodong, why don't you send Changle to your house?"

"Do you think this is possible?" Han Xiaodong really wanted to pia him, and after thinking for so long, he came up with such an answer.Xie Huan curled his lips: "I'll ask your mother, your mother will probably agree."

Han Xiaodong froze for a moment, this method seems to be feasible, but his mother regards Xie Huan as a ladder for him to enter the society in the future, it is estimated that Xie Huan farts now.

"Well, when are you going to talk?"

"I've done you such a great favor, how can you thank me?" Xie Huan frowned at Han Xiaodong, it was a wretched look, and one could tell what was going on in his mind.

Han Xiaodong calmly said, "Xie Huan, I checked the information all night yesterday, why don't we try it now, and I will be careful not to make you bleed."

Looking at Han Xiaodong's swearing appearance, it didn't look like he was joking, Xie Huan coughed lightly and changed the subject: "Go to Shitou and the others for karaoke at night."

"I don't want to go."

"Don't be like this. If there are activities, you should be more active." Xie Huan looked expectant.

"You beg me." Han Xiaodong said blankly, "Please go."

"Please, Xiaodong." Xie Huan was very cooperative, asking with both voice and emotion.Han Xiaodong responded with a noble and cold voice: "Well, I reluctantly agree to you."

"I found that you are quite suitable to play the noble and glamorous idiot." Xie Huan turned his head and rolled Han Xiaodong's T-shirt, sucking out red marks one after another on his belly.Han Xiaodong put his hand on Xie Huan's forehead: "You want me to explode the chrysanthemum? Then hurry up."

Xie Huan's heart felt cold, and he quickly withdrew his hand.The two didn't have dinner at home. After meeting Huang Xiaoya and Zhao Yan, they went to a famous Sichuan restaurant and ordered a table.

Mr. Xie made a bowl of rice in a short while, but he thought the rice bowl was too small.Huang Xiaoya directly handed the wooden bucket filled with rice to Young Master Xie: "Your Majesty, let's do it!"

"What do you mean? You imply that I'm a rice bucket, right? I'll beat you up every minute." Mr. Xie took a rice scoop and knocked on Huang Xiaoya's forehead, and Huang Xiaoya's head and face were immediately covered with white rice.

After beating Huang Xiaoya, Mr. Xie directly poured the rice from the entire wooden bucket into the largest bowl on the table, and the three of them suddenly stopped, swallowing subconsciously.

Han Xiaodong tightened the chopsticks in his hand: "Xie Huan, my mother's pigs probably only eat as much as you do."

Huang Xiaoya couldn't hold it back, and sprayed the food out of his mouth directly. Han Xiaodong calmed down and put down his chopsticks.Shi Shi remained calm, only Mr. Xie stared at Huang Xiaoya with bitter hatred on his face, wishing he could stuff Huang Xiaoya's head into the barrel.

Xie Huan was so disgusted by Huang Xiaoya that he couldn't finish the big bowl of rice, so he brought up the matter of Brother Wei after rinsing his mouth.

"Oh my god, brother Wei is the most promising among us! He will be a superstar in the future." Huang Xiaoya said excitedly.

"I prepared a small book a long time ago, and asked him to sign me on the day of his debut, one every day!" Xie Huan raised his chin proudly.

Zhao Yan glanced at him coldly: "Young Master Xie, do you want me to praise you for being smart or smart?"

"You can just compliment me a few words." Xie Huan waved his hand with an expression of indifference.

Zhao Yan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and looked at Han Xiaodong: "Brother Xiaodong, I just want to know if you can stand this guy's narcissism?"

Han Xiaodong thought for a while and said seriously: "Well, it's okay."

"Finally, I know what a perfect match is. You two are crazy together, and you just happen to be a couple. No one should dislike the other." Huang Xiaoya hugged the back of the chair and hit his forehead.