[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

Osamu Dazai originally thought that with Tsunayoshi Sawada's character of being soft on the outside and strong on the inside, Naruto Uzumaki, who was like a little sun, would have a more common language with him, but he didn't expect that the young Uchiha Sasuke got along very well with him.

He thought, it might be because the young Sasuke-kun is a little bit mediocre in terms of becoming stronger, but at other times, he is the most normal one?

...At least, on the surface, they are much more normal than guardians like Tsunayoshi-kun.

Osamu Dazai sat lazily on the cushion, thinking about these miscellaneous things.On the opposite side, Uchiha Itachi, who was wearing home clothes, looked up at him and asked, "Tea, or coffee?"

Osamu Dazai came back to his senses: "Let's have tea."

He squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "After all, I haven't tasted Itachi-kun's craft for a long time."

Uchiha Itachi smiled slightly, did not speak, just bowed his head and began to make tea for Osamu Dazai.The movements are smooth and flowing, elegant and natural, which is pleasing to the eye.

"Please, Mr. Dazai," he said.

"As expected of Mr. Itachi." After all, he is the eldest son of a big family, but it's different.

Osamu Dazai took the teacup and took a sip. The tea tasted slightly bitter, with a long aftertaste, clear and fragrant.

"Good tea." He nodded, affirming Uchiha Itachi's craftsmanship.

"My honor." Uchiha Itachi said, "Mr. Dazai, you left in a hurry before, and Sasuke and I didn't have time to thank you..."

"What can I thank you for? I didn't do anything, Sasuke-kun was basically doing things outside alone."

"This is different." Uchiha Itachi insisted.

Osamu Dazai was sitting or not, looking at him with his head tilted, blinking his kite-colored eyes, and suddenly smiled.

"Itachi, you haven't turned [-] yet, why do you look like an old man preparing to retire." He joked, "Why, is life so leisurely now?"

Itachi Uchiha sighed with a smile: "Yeah, it's very leisurely."

There was no fighting, no intrigue, no revenge and hatred.Uchiha Itachi never imagined that his ending would not be killed by Sasuke and then abandoned in the wilderness, but returning to Konoha, seeing his younger brother get married and start a business, and become a man who can take care of himself...

"I'm very glad to be here this time," he said, "Mr. Dazai, if there is anything we need, please feel free to ask."

Osamu Dazai patted his thigh happily: "Well, I won't be polite."

Just as Uchiha Itachi was about to answer, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open.A black-haired man with long hair covering his eyes and carrying a long sword walked in slowly, and said calmly, "So you are here."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand: "Yo, Sasuke-kun! We're talking about you!"

"Talk about me? What about me?"

However, Uchiha Sasuke just asked casually, and he was not very interested in it.

He asked Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, when are you going to call people over?"

Uchiha Itachi explained with a smile: "The ninja's ninjutsu system is very different from the flame system here, but there are many things to learn from, so Mr. Reborn asked him to be Tsunayoshi-kun's teacher for a while. Then, Those companions of Tsunayoshi-kun... well, they are called guardians, right? They came together."

Osamu Dazai immediately gloated: "That's really hard work for you."

Sasuke Uchiha had a cold face: "The little group is okay, I can handle it—the point is, what's the point of that guy named Hibari Kyoya running over to join in the fun? Fighting is desperate, the whole A fighting maniac!"

He asked himself that he could be regarded as an out-and-out militant, but compared with Hibari Kyouya's persistence, it was far from enough.

Although in terms of combat effectiveness, once the blood continuation limit is opened, the genjutsu Gundam will join the battle, of course Sasuke Uchiha is not afraid of Kyouya Hibari.But they are not enemies, do they need to chase after him every day to find a fight?

"...All in all," Uchiha Sasuke really didn't want to continue entangled with that fighting madman any longer, "This is not just my idea, Reborn also agrees. Mr. Dazai, what do you say?"

"How should I say..." Dazai Osamu pretended to ponder for a moment, and then when Uchiha Sasuke's brows were almost wrinkled into lumps, he suddenly clapped his hands: "That's how it is!"

He stood up and said cheerfully, "Let's go to the training ground!"

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." He knew it.

In the training ground, Johnny II raised his head and chest, and proudly introduced to everyone the brand-new facilities that had just been built——

"We have selected the most advanced materials for all the materials, which have extremely high shock-absorbing and explosion-proof performance!" Johnny Er waved his hand, "Look, this gleaming ground and gleaming walls are all made by my sire And Mr. Masaichi Irie, a perfect masterpiece made according to the most scientific ratio!"

Osamu Dazai looked up, and the red-haired young man standing next to Johnny II tremblingly raised his hand to greet him, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

... Am I that scary?

Osamu Dazai touched his face, and thought rather narcissistically, he looks so amiable and handsome, and he knows that it must not be his fault.

Well, it must be because he is too timid!

So Osamu Dazai smiled at him, and then found out in confusion that Irie was squatting on the ground with his hands on his stomach, his face pale and dripping with cold sweat.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He made a decisive decision to pretend that he didn't see anything, turned his head, and asked Johnny II: "Are you sure, it won't collapse again this time?"

Johnny II patted his chest and promised: "Absolutely not! As long as it's not a big boss like Bai Lan who comes up and just opens up, this place can afford it!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi has been tortured by Uchiha Sasuke these days, and he and Prynne have long been classified into the same unspeakable level.Hearing this, he murmured in a low voice: "Isn't it definitely over? The one who can be summoned by Dazai, I know, it can't be a good guy... No, I mean, it can't be a weak guy !"

Noticing the look in Osamu Dazai's eyes, Tsunayoshi Sawada changed his words instantly under the dual effects of super intuition and desire to survive.

Reborn nodded, and said affirmatively, "That's right, talking nonsense when you see people talking about people, this is also a necessary ability for a leader."

Osamu Dazai: "..." I think you seem to be scolding me.

Johnny II was still swearing swearingly over there, but he was too lazy to break it down, and directly raised his hand to call:

"Come out, Chuya, Xiuzhi-kun!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada complained wildly: "What is this? Pokémon?"

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him, and everyone's attention was attracted by the gorgeous formation unfolded on the ground ahead.A dazzling white light flashed, and several familiar figures appeared on the empty ground——

"Dazai!" The tall young man in a beige windbreaker's eyes lit up. He strode over and gave Dazai a big hug. "Long time no see!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Twin, twins?"

Standing behind him, Zhongyuan Zhongye, the leader of Hong Kong Heilongjiang, made a "cut" sound with a stinky face.

"I'm very busy!"

Akutagawa and Nakajima followed behind him, obediently like two non-aggressive rabbits.

"Oh?" Mori Ogai on the other side laughed with interest, "This is... Nakaya Dazai and Akutagawa from another world? It seems very interesting."

And Nakahara Chuya, who stood beside him respectfully. The original world version, his face has gradually turned towards

The green grassland is gone forever.

Along with him, there are Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi who look bewildered.

The 1.6-meter-tall Hong Kong black leader glanced back, and said clearly, "Ah, it's you, Lin Taro."

Mori Ogai: "???"

Before he could open his mouth, Nakahara on the side, with a heroic expression of "my life will rest", rushed to Dazai Osamu with a stride, grabbed his collar fiercely, and uttered the last words before he died. roar:

"Damn Dazai!!!"

He shouted in grief and anger: "Why? Why did you call them over! You just don't want to make me feel better, don't you!"

Osamu Dazai was in his hands, his limbs were rippling in the wind like a slippery mackerel.Even in the face of the furious dwarf, he still laughed nonchalantly, hahahaha, he was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life.

"Yes~"

"...I will definitely kill you today!"

Tsushima was at a loss what to do to persuade the fight at first: "Okay, you two, stop arguing..." But soon, he screamed: "Chuya! Dazai is going to suffocate!"

Akutagawa No. [-] was shocked, and then fell into deep self-doubt—is this Mr. Dazai?Is this Mr. Dazai too?How could this be Mr. Dazai?

Akutagawa No. [-]: "Oh, trash."

In an instant, the eyes of the two collided, murderous.

Over there, the 1.6-meter Hong Kong black leader said that he didn't want to talk to these idiots, so he chose to go directly to Sawada Tsunayoshi.Under Reborn's death threat, Sawada Tsunayoshi shook his legs and stammered to introduce himself: "Hi, hello, I am Sawada Tsunayoshi, the Boss of the Vongola family...probably?"

"Probably?" Zhong Yuanzhong also took a look at the short man with a height of 1.5 meters [-] in front of him, and his original dislike suddenly turned into an unknown favor.

He nodded tolerantly and asked, "Who is Peng Gelie?"

Reborn replied in a childish voice: "It's the black hand gang~"

"Oh? That's really a coincidence," Chuya Nakahara stretched out his hand to Tsunayoshi Sawada, and introduced himself, "I am Chuya Nakahara, the leader of the Port Mafia Hand Party. Please advise me, Boss of Pengo Lie."

Sawada Tsunayoshi hurriedly shook hands with him: "Where, it's on my side."

Standing by the side, Mori Ogai, who had been listening quietly for a long time, finally smiled slowly at this moment.

He looked at them with kind eyes, and asked gently: "So, you two, can you let me join?"

The 1.6-meter Hong Kong black leader glanced at him: "Why?"

Mori Ogai thought about his words, and replied politely: "Maybe it's because our two professions collided accidentally?"

A silence.

Embarrassing, how embarrassing.

In the distance, Nakahara, who was trying to strangle Osamu Dazai to death with his bare hands, also froze.

And Dazai Osamu, whose face had already started to turn blue and black, was caught by the throat of fate, was out of breath, and let out a series of laughter that sounded like geese.

"Ha, ha ha ha... quack quack quack!!!"

The author has something to say: the car crash in the Shura field of the three gang leaders.Zhong Yuanzhong also decided to commit seppuku.

Dazai smiled and said nothing, hiding his achievements and fame.

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