[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Long time no see, Tsunayoshi-kun!"

As soon as he entered the Vengley base, Osamu Dazai gave a big hug to Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just returned from training, with such an exaggerated expression that it was hard to see.

"No...wait a minute!" Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't react for a while, "Who are you?"

Osamu Dazai pointed to himself, opened his eyes slightly, and asked him, "Tsunayoshi-kun, you don't know me anymore?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at him wide-eyed: "...Who are you?"

Reborn jumped onto his shoulder with a "hey" and greeted him calmly, "Long time no see, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai also raised a hand: "Yo, long time no see, Reborn."

"Mrs. Mrs. Dazai?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed, "Reborn, you said he is Dazai? How is it possible! Isn't Dazai a baby like you? How could he be a handsome guy with long legs at 1.8 meters—ah! Why did you hit me?"

The boy covered his head and complained tearfully.And Reborn, who had been prepared for a long time, had already jumped into Biyangqi's arms, watching the good show with relish.

Osamu Dazai unceremoniously punched him hard on the head, and at this moment, he blew his fist lightly.

He smiled and said: "Gang Ji-jun, although you said that I am a handsome guy with 1.8 meters long legs, it is very happy, but since you just told the truth, and your observation skills are really worrying, so no Way, itchy hands for a while."

After a pause, he added lightly: "Sorry~"

"This apology is completely insincere!" Sawada Tsunayoshi roared.But under the threat of the black-haired young man's smile, his sudden increase in momentum deflated immediately like a balloon that could burst when poked.

He said lazily: "Then Dazai, why did you change back into an adult? Isn't there Bailan's non-seven third-power ray outside... That's right!" He regained his energy and hurriedly asked: "Dazai Do you have a way to deal with non-seven-three rays? That's great, Reborn can go out with us!"

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "It's a pity, I don't know why I can change back to the original, I'm afraid I can't help you."

"That's it..." Tsunayoshi Sawada said disappointedly.

Reborn didn't hit him this time, instead he said in relief: "It doesn't matter, Gang. As long as you defeat Bai Lan, the non-qisan ray will disappear, won't it?"

"So how can I defeat him?" The young man sighed deeply, and stretched his sore muscles from training, "I almost died in the fake six-hanging fight before, how should Bai Lan himself be defeated?" How strong."

Osamu Dazai thought about the appearance of the cotton candy white hair, and replied: "It's probably ten times as much as Tsunayoshi-kun you are now... no, twenty times."

"..."

"Mom, I want to go home!"

"Don't worry, Tsunayoshi-kun." Osamu Dazai blinked at him mysteriously, "With me here, I guarantee that you will be able to defeat... No, it's crushing Bailan."

Kokichi Sawada:"???"

Full of doubts, the group returned to the training ground with Osamu Dazai, just in time to meet Kyouya Hibari who was about to leave.The phoenix-eyed man in a straight suit with an indifferent expression glanced at them and asked Tsunayoshi Sawada, "What, do you want to train again?"

He slowly showed a bloodthirsty and excited smile: "I will accompany you anytime."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was holding Reborn, shook his head frantically.

Hibari Kyouya immediately lost interest and turned around and left. Reborn stopped him: "Let's take a look, Skylark? There are a few guests coming soon, you should be very interested."

"Guest?" Skylark stopped and repeated the word, "Strong?"

"Should be stronger than you, Hibari-kun." Osamu Dazai provoked him.

Skylark narrowed his eyes: "Really." He smiled inexplicably, but he really didn't intend to leave, leaning against the wall with folded arms, staring at Osamu Dazai with sharp phoenix eyes: "Then I'll just wait and see .”

When Tsunayoshi Sawada saw his excited look, his calf trembled.In the past two days, Hibari Kyoya and Komaki have cast too deep a shadow on him, not to mention, he was already very afraid of Hibari-senpai - that is the chairman of the ghost committee of Bingsheng!Apart from Muku, who is also perverted, who can not be afraid of him? !

At the same time, Liu Daoku, who was far away in Mirufiore: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

He sneezed three times in a row until his nose was red.

Bai Lan stopped stuffing the cotton candy into her mouth, and glanced at him with a half-smile. "Mr. Leo," he sighed faintly, "It seems that someone is missing you."

"Master Bailan was joking, he just caught a cold last night, just a little bit of a cold." Liudaokui firmly followed the character setting, holding the document and answered meticulously, "Master Bailan, please don't change the subject, please review the documents quickly, the staff of the following department Still waiting."

"Little Leo is so strict..." Bai Lan complained, but obediently put down the marshmallow in her hand and started to work.On the surface, Liu Daoku thought, Bai Lan seemed to be an unusually reasonable boss.But in fact……

Ah.

He sneered inwardly.After being in contact for so long, Liu Dao Mu couldn't understand the essence of this guy Bai Lan.He is definitely a first-class terrorist, a psychopath who fears the world will not be chaotic!

To deal with lunatics, and they are extremely powerful lunatics, it is definitely not feasible to use ordinary methods.Sawada Tsunayoshi, that soft-hearted guy, suffered from this before.But Liu Dao Mu was in Mirufiore at this time, even with illusion, he couldn't easily contact Pengo Lie's people, after all, Bai Lan's strength was astonishingly terrifying.

This time, what are they going to use to counterattack the Jedi?

Liu Daoku didn't know, so he was always worried.Now Pengelie, the alliance has either defected, or has been directly destroyed by Bailan, so it can be said that it is isolated and helpless.And the only Vongola Ring that could fight against Mare's Ring was destroyed again, and Tsunayoshi Sawada actually came up with an ingenious way to pull those little devils back ten years ago... Forgive him for disagreeing.

In this extremely bad situation, Liu Daoku thought, how to break the situation?

...Could it be that they can still pull people from another world?

Osamu Dazai: Bingo!Congratulations, you got it.

Due to the special situation of being forcibly drawn into this world, Osamu Dazai also used this to apply for special treatment from Yuko Ichihara - the super enhanced summoning ability!Unlimited summoning, no time limit, summoning according to the coordinates, it is very likely to buy one get three free... Hey, what does the last one mean?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head in doubt, not wanting to understand.

If you really don’t understand, then don’t think about it.All in all, this time, he can finally bring all the old acquaintances he met for a walk!

First of all, the first one to call, of course, is Sasuke-kun who I haven't seen for a long time——

"boom--!!!"

Three seconds later, the base exploded.

Jidaimu rushed into the disaster-stricken scene from the outside in shock, shouting like a mourning concubine: "Judaime, where are you Judaime? Judaimu, you..." Halfway through his shouting, his voice suddenly stopped, because a Trembling hands stretched out from under the ruins and grabbed his ankle.

"Cough, cough, I'm here..." Sawada Tsunayoshi said on the verge of death, "Help, help, Lord Prison, I'm going to die..."

As he spoke, he tilted his head and passed out.

"Judaimu! Judaimu, wake up, don't die—"

Not far away, Hibari Kyoya pushed away a stone brick and shouted coldly: "It's so noisy!"

Reborn jumped onto the top of the ruins, pursed his lips and looked around: "Dazai, where are you? What's going on?"

"I'm here……"

A familiar voice came from above his head, with a slight trill in his tone. Reborn and Hibari Kyouya suddenly looked up, only to see a huge blue giant skeleton floating in the air, among which were floating... er, how many people?

In mid-air, Osamu Dazai grabbed Uchiha Sasuke's trousers, wanting to cry without tears: "Sasuke-kun, let me down quickly, I won't be able to hold on anymore!"

Uchiha Sasuke's face turned livid: "Mr. Dazai, let go!" My pants were almost pulled off by you!

He is holding the collar of the boy version of Naruto Uzumaki with his left hand, pinching the neck of the boy version of himself with his right hand, and hanging behind him is a bewildered Uchiha Itachi.And the big explosion just now was the chemical reaction caused by these two little ones starting to point their needles at the wheat awns again, and thousands of birds colliding with the spiral pill.

"Oh!"

Osamu Dazai still fell to the ground, but luckily he didn't land on his head.

He fell on his back on the ruins, looked at Susanoo floating above, and fell into deep thinking about life.

Sure enough, buy one get three free, worthy of the name!

Reborn sighed, forget it, anyway, repairing and dismantling the Pengelie base is already a common thing.He walked up to Osamu Dazai and asked, "Would you like to introduce me?"

The black-haired young man with salted fish on the ground rolled his eyes with difficulty, opened his mouth, and shouted silently.

"What?" Reborn looked at him lip-syncing, "You want? What do you want?"

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, and squeezed out a few words viciously through his teeth:

"I twisted my waist!!!"

Poor Johnny II was pulled over again as a temporary worker. While complaining, he reluctantly began to deal with the Vengley Base, which was like a blasting site.Unfortunately, no one will notice his existence for the time being.

Uchiha Sasuke sighed and sat on the sofa: "Tell me, what's going on."

In addition to their four guests, a group of people stood in the living room.But this can't be helped, look at the sofa opposite, Osamu Dazai occupies almost all the seats - who made him twist his back.

Osamu Dazai supported his waist and explained his plan to everyone with the most concise words.Sawada Tsunayoshi, who first came into contact with the truth about the Rainbow Son, was at a loss: "What? Aren't we going to deal with Bai Lan? Why is there another person named Gakafis?"

The world is changing too fast, from Masaichi Irie to Bailan to Garcafis, who is the final boss!

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his hair in pain: Ah, I really don't understand!He is a good-for-nothing who only takes [-] points in Chinese and mathematics combined!

Reborn gave him a kick with a blank face: "It's not something to show off that you only get [-] points in Chinese and Mathematics combined. Stop thinking about some miscellaneous things for me, useless gangster, and listen to Dazai's speech!"

"It hurts!"

The two teenagers sitting on the side. Konoha's strongest Shinobi have strange eyes: That's it, are you still the boss of the mafia?Any traitor would be more ruthless than him!

Uchiha Itachi, who had fulfilled his wish, was helping his younger brother with the child, and was in the retirement stage, took a sip of tea leisurely.

It doesn't matter, anyway, he is incidental, so it's a trip to another world.

After all, Sasuke has grown up and will definitely handle things beautifully.

——This is the absolute self-confidence from a brother-in-law maniac.

"...All in all, that's the way it is." Osamu Dazai slumped on the sofa, his eyes were decadent, like a disabled person.He half-deadly raised one hand, and said in a drawn-out voice, "Sasuke-kun, help me—"

"I reject!"

"……All right."

The two voices sounded almost at the same time, the adult version of Uchiha Sasuke and the boy version of Uchiha Sasuke looked at each other, and immediately turned their heads to the side.The adult version looks indifferent, while the juvenile version looks disgusted

.

The same sex repels each other, and hates each other, that's all.

Naruto Uzumaki giggled, "Sasuke, you two are really fun." He then raised his head and looked at the black-haired young man opposite him with piercing eyes: "Hey, your name is Dazai Osamu Right? I want to join too!"

He said excitedly: "Nine Lamas said that he hasn't had a chance to show his talents for a long time, and he just feels bored!"

Osamu Dazai suddenly regained his spirit: "Welcome, welcome!"

"Wait a minute," said the adult version of Sasuke Uchiha after all with Osamu Dazai

Having traveled through several worlds, I have seen a lot. "Except for the ability to travel through parallel worlds, that Bai Lan you mentioned, how strong is he? With the strength of Kyuubi, I can't even match him." Is he stronger than Datong Mu Huiye?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "Of course not."

"Then Mr. Dazai, why are you still planning to call someone? Not to mention anything else, just those few admirals..." Uchiha Sasuke's expression was tangled, and he couldn't help thinking for this person who had never met before. A piece of wax, "Branta, can you hold on?"

Gathering the top powerhouses from several worlds, who can resist such a luxurious lineup!

...Anyway, Uchiha Sasuke thinks he can't stand it.

I'm afraid I'm afraid.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and smiled: "If you can't stand it, you have to. What's more, I didn't call you here to deal with him. The main goal is to force Gakafis to come out."

Sawada Tsunayoshi said in a low voice: "I think it is Dazai, you have been imprisoned for a while, you can't hold back your petty mind."

Osamu Dazai, who was accidentally poked at the center of the matter, did not change his face, and continued: "Didn't you just say that if you want Gakafis to come out, then there are only two situations: the change of the Rainbow Son or the destruction of the world? Who? We know when the Rainbow Sons will be re-elected, and when that time comes, it is estimated that the Rainbow Children of this generation will not be saved—so, we must act first!"

He clenched his fists smugly: "Everyone, let's destroy the world together!"

The juvenile Uzumaki Naruto, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, cheered: "Oh!"

Yiping and Lanbo also laughed and chirped.The two Uchiha Sasukes sighed at the same time, while the eldest brother of the Uchiha family was still drinking his tea leisurely.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

He stood in the living room, looked left and right, really couldn't understand the current development - weren't they called to save the world ten years later?Why now, suddenly become the destruction of the world?

He said to himself with dull eyes: "In that case, which one is the final villain Boss, Bai Lan or us?"

No matter how you look at it, neither side is a good person!Is it the devil king against the devil king, whoever wins becomes the great devil king?

Reborn nodded, agreeing with his thoughts: "That's right."

"Reborn, you read my mind again! No, don't you think it's wrong?" Tsunayoshi Sawada broke down and shouted, "There must be something wrong with this, right? I'm not thinking too much, am I?"

The old god Reborn was watching him, and taught earnestly and earnestly: "Gang, as the head of the family, you have to learn to distinguish strengths by yourself, and learn to borrow all available forces—look, isn't Dazai just giving us free gifts?" Are you coming to deal with Bailan's people? Just like you play games, we just need to follow them to gain some experience and level up casually. As for fighting the big boss, it's out of our control. "

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

He couldn't get the words out of his throat. Finally, he let out a heartfelt sigh:

"Bai Lan, it's really miserable..."

The author has something to say: Today is another day of happy rushing to the list.

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