[Comprehensive] Life Mentor

"Osamu Dazai, 17 years old...huh?"

The teacher in charge of registration looked up at the 1.8-meter-tall young man in front of him, and asked suspiciously, "Are you 17 years old?"

"Of course," Osamu Dazai replied without changing his expression, "I just lost my stature earlier."

The teacher was silent for a moment: "..."

No, it's clearly not about size now.

But no matter how much he checked the file, he couldn't find the student's problem. In the end, the admissions teacher had no choice but to accept his statement with a pinch of his nose.

Probably because he matured earlier, the teacher thought.

And, once you accept this explanation, it seems...it doesn't seem so awkward?

Osamu Dazai, who was originally 22 and is now 20 and 17 in profile, smiled and remained silent.

No way, who told him to be handsome?

"Okay, let's go in."

After checking the materials, the admissions teacher let him go. He casually encouraged: "Come on for the exam, I'll wait for you in Xiongying!"

Then he turned his head and glanced at the information displayed in the "Personality" column of the student on the computer. There were four big characters clearly written on it:

"Gravity Control"

"Gravity?" The teacher thought for a while, and said to himself, "Isn't this similar to the round-faced girl who went in just now? Well, but they don't seem to be from the same examination room."

However, he didn't pay much attention to these things that were not related to work, and he quickly cheered up and greeted the students queuing outside waiting to enter the venue: "Next! Please bring your ID card to check the entrance!"

the other side.

Shuji Tsushima also asked Osamu Dazai: "Why do you fill in that kind of personality? If you do this, you'll be out of the bag right away, won't you?"

"How could it be possible to pass through? Didn't I tell you that I have an old acquaintance who will help?"

Standing in front of the entrance of the examination room, Osamu Dazai dug his ears which were buzzing from the noise of the Present Mike, and the smile on his face looked malicious: "Originally, I absolutely didn't want Chuya to come over. But why is there another you now? I'm really looking forward to it, the scene where the two of you meet..."

Osamu Dazai didn't finish his sentence, but just looking at his sinister expression was enough to make the candidates around him silently decide to stay away from him.

But what he didn't expect was that Jin Dao was shocked immediately: "You mean Zhongye? Central Plains Chuya?!"

"Yeah," Osamu Dazai wondered, "Why, you know him?"

"How could it not be known!"

Tsushima recalled that unbearable memory: "I met him a long time ago when I went to other places, and that guy was a lunatic! He started cursing when he got drunk, and I hid back in the hotel. No one was around to be scolded when drinking, and ran directly from the tavern to my place on a snowy day, came to my door and scolded me all night!"

Osamu Dazai's expression suddenly turned strange, as if he had overturned his palette: "And then? How did you do it?"

A moment of silence.

After a long time, Tsushima said with some embarrassment: "At that time, he was so crazy. After I put him in the room, he started to jump on the table and call me by name, saying that what I wrote was rubbish. Humans are also garbage... I was so scared by this guy that I couldn't do anything, and in the end, I could only curl up in the quilt and cry..."

After hearing his words, Osamu Dazai froze on the spot.

After a while, the students around who were nervously waiting for the exam to start started whispering.

"What happened to that person?"

A girl looked at the trembling black-haired youth over there, and asked her companion beside her with some concern.

"Epileptic? Probably not..."

Her companion observed solemnly for a moment, then shook his head: "I don't know, maybe it's because he's nervous?"

No, in fact Osamu Dazai was angry, trembling with anger.

"You," he said word by word in his mind, "Because that slug, Zhongye, was so frightened that you hid in bed and cried?!"

"But at that time he looked really scary..." Tsushima Shuji weakly defended himself.

Osamu Dazai took several deep breaths before he managed to suppress his anger. He was not angry, not angry...

Don't be angry!He's about to explode, okay? ! !

At this time, the order to start the exam happened to come from a distance.

Osamu Dazai stood on the spot with dark eyes, staring motionlessly at the examination room gate which was slowly opening in front of him, while the examinees beside him rushed into the examination room without hesitation the moment they heard the order.It was precisely because of this that his behavior seemed exceptionally abnormal at this moment.

The teacher in charge of the examination room kindly reminded: "The examination has already started, this candidate, why don't you go in? The time for the examination is very tight."

"...It doesn't matter, I know the rules."

Osamu Dazai twitched the corners of his mouth, with a tense face, and struggled to squeeze out a few words from between his teeth.

"This is an unprecedented shame," he said heavily, "If I don't correct your problem, then I won't be named Dazai!"

Tsushima: "...wait a minute, this seems to be my shame, isn't it yours?"

"What's the difference?!"

Tsushima: "...No, it's nothing, you continue."

Osamu Dazai took another deep breath, and then he suddenly laughed inexplicably:

"Mr. Xiuzhi, it's okay, let's take it step by step."

"Stay for a while, please be sure to show your truest side."

Tsushima: "...what do you mean?"

But before he could react, the depths of his consciousness suddenly seemed to be filled with turbulent waves, which made him change his tone for a moment in fright: "What's the matter, what's the matter, Dazai? What's the matter?"

No one responded.

"Wait a minute, Dazai, where are you? Why didn't you answer me! Hey, don't leave me alone in this place!"

In the end, Tsushima's voice had already carried a bit of crying.

"The chattering is so annoying!"

A familiar voice rang in Dazai Osamu's ears.Hearing this voice, he couldn't help grinning slightly, showing an expression that was both a smile and a toothache.

"Long time no see, Chuya."

"what?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also yelled in disbelief: "Dazai? Why are you bastard here? Shouldn't you be lying on the hospital bed? Wait a minute, where am I?"

On the other side, Tsushima was still sobbing: "What's the matter... Anyone care about me?"

The two voices mingled together in his head, making Dazai Zhiren's brain hurt from the quarrel.

So he decided to use the simplest method to solve the current situation.

He said, "Chuya, replace me, and I'll explain the rest to you later."

"What? Wait a minute, I haven't figured out what's going on!"

But in the next second, Zhong Yuanzhong found that he had a body again, and a guy in a strange costume in front of him was looking at him with a worried expression:

"Student, are you alright? One-third of the exam has passed."

"take an exam?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also pointed at himself in disbelief, and asked him: "Me, the exam? Are you out of your mind?"

The teacher suddenly said angrily: "Student, please don't speak rudely! I'm kindly reminding you!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked around, and then looked at the gate in front of him, which was similar to the gate of the examination room.

The entrance slowly frowned.

He's not a fool, of course he can distinguish what is true and what is false...Of course, except what comes out of that bastard Dazai's mouth.

"Hey Dazai," he said gloomyly, "Did you drag me here to be a helper? You're so beautiful."

"Chuya is really smart," Osamu Dazai praised with a smile, "So please, do me a favor, the rules are like this..."

After listening to Osamu Dazai briefly explaining the exam rules, Nakahara Chuya just sneered and sat on the ground with arms folded.

"I'm not going to do it," he flatly refused, "It's not a task assigned by the leader, why should I help you bastard? Is there any benefit?"

"Advantages...there is no such thing." Osamu Dazai didn't panic at all when he heard him say this, and said in a calm manner: "But Chuya, you really don't intend to help? Seeing that we have been friends for so many years For the sake of it, let’s lend a hand a little bit.”

"cut!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered loudly: "It's only now that you're getting close? Let me tell you, Dazai, I won't accept your tricks! Why didn't you think about these things when you cheated on me?"

"However, it's not impossible to ask me to help you," he said maliciously, "please ask me."

But what Nakahara Chuya never expected was that Osamu Dazai agreed very happily:

"Okay."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked: "What, what? You agreed? Let me tell you, if you don't say something nice, you don't call it a beg. I'm not someone who can be fooled casually..."

He was so scared that he almost jumped up from the ground.

Osamu Dazai is willing to ask him for help. Is this the sun coming out from the west? !

On the other side of the examination room, the invigilator, who had made up his mind to leave him alone, couldn't help but frowned fiercely when he saw the examinee standing alone in the same place with a strange and insane look.

What is going on with this student?

"No problem." Osamu Dazai still agreed, "Isn't it just soft-spoken? What are you embarrassed to say."

Anyway, it's not him.

A few seconds later, Tsushima, who was forced to top the bag, stammered in his mind:

"Please, please Chuya, please... please help me this time!"

Tsushima's voice was exactly the same as Dazai Osamu's, but it was weaker in comparison.And because of the fright he received just now, there was even a hint of crying in his voice, which made it sound even more... soft.

Even Osamu Dazai had goose bumps all over his body, not to mention Nakahara Chuya who was entrusted.

The invigilator over there was 12 perplexed to see that the examinee finally got up from the ground and walked into the examination room when the examination was halfway through.

only--

His steps were shaky, his expression was in a trance, and his posture seemed to be drunk...

A little over the top.

The author has something to say: There is always only one reason for being late on weekends... I really can't get up...

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