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Moderator: Hello everyone!Thanks to the author for giving me another chance to play!I am super happy!I'm not going to interview La today, single dogs also have dignity!If you say you don’t eat dog food, you don’t eat dog food!

Host (puffing out his proud chest): So I chose to take a candid shot, hehehe.

Crowd:  …

Host: Don't look at me like that!Because they have recently raised pets by coincidence, I just had a whim, and wanted to see how they usually raise them, and whether this is a selling point!Do you have!It's not easy for us!In order to make a living!

【Beep——】

Because the host talked too much nonsense, the director pinched this part.

Host: Let me look for Xiao Huaer's video... this one!They raise huskies!The name is Xiaotian!It's really an artistic name, which is enough to prove what kind of a name the author is!

Part 1

【Location: living room】

Xiaohua'er: Ahhh, my God, come quickly, come quickly!Xiaotian started to urinate everywhere again!I can't control it!

Zhai Xin rubbed his temples, walked out from the study, and squatted in front of Xiaotian: say a few words.

Xiao Tian also squatted in front of him with a serious face, his little tail wagging slightly: Wang.

Zhai Xin: Do you know that you are wrong?

Xiaotian: ... Woo.

Zhai Xin tapped its head with his finger: Do you know what courtesy, righteousness and shame are?The ancients said that people will be safe if they are polite, and they will be in danger if they are rude...

Xiaohua'er: ...God, it's a dog.

And it's a puppy!It's still Erha's puppy!Don't reason with it!

Zhai Xin: If a dog is polite, it will be safe, but if it is rude, it will be dangerous.Do you know what it means?

Xiaotian: ... Woo.

Zhai Xin: If you are disobedient again, I will kill you.

Roaring sky: ... woo woo qwq

Little Flower: ...

Zhai Xin: Do you know where to go to the bathroom?

Roaring days: ...

Zhai Xin pointed to the potty: go.

Xiaotian gave him a difficult look, then rubbed the tip of his nose on the ground in aggrieved way forward, biting the bedpan with tears in his eyes, trying to drag it in front of Zhai Xin.

Zhai Xin: ...

Little Flower: ...

Zhai Xin: It's too stupid, let's kill it.

Part 2

【Location: bedroom】

Xu Sheng: What time is it?Why do you hear Nao Nao barking outside? Are you hungry? Go feed the dog.

Su Nuo: Why, I'm not full yet.

Xu Sheng lifted the quilt: Didn't you get enough food last night?

Su Nuo: ...

He suddenly lifted the quilt on his side and smashed it on Xu Sheng's face: "Okay, okay!"I feed and I feed!What hooligans are you playing!

Xu Sheng said lazily: Don't steal it.

Su Nuo: Who am I, can I compete with dogs for food?

He opened the door, and the Samoyed who had been scratching the door for a long time crashed into his arms, put his paw on his shoulder affectionately and licked it directly.

Su Nuo pinched its head: Calm down, calm down, I'll find you something to eat!

He poured out the dog food for Nao Nao, and Nao Nao happily jumped to the food bowl to eat.Su Nuo just stared at it, feeling that it tasted strange, giving people the illusion that it was eating delicacies in the world.

He couldn't help but took a small one and put it in his mouth to taste it, but Nao Nao discovered his behavior.Nao Nao looked up at him affectionately, then made room for him.

Su Nuo: ...

Nao Nao also generously arched the food bowl towards him.

Su Nuo: ...

Su Nuo hugged it and rubbed its fur: Thank you brother, you are too righteous, I decided not to use you as dog meat.

Nao Nao raised his head and rubbed his chin.

Xu Sheng who walked to the door: ...

Distressed.

Part 3

【Location: Small Park】

Luo Jiqing came out of the public toilet and ran into the landlady who was hugging a cat.

Landlady: Xiao Luo, what are you doing here?

Luo Jiqing: Walking the dog.

Landlady: Yo, what dog?When did you get a dog?I don't even know.

Luo Jiqing: I played football when I was young, and I got a scar on my calf.

Landlady: ...Ah, really?But what does this have to do with your dog?

Luo Jiqing: What does it matter to you when I raise a dog?

Landlady: ...

He took the matter back to Yin Yulin and told Yin Yulin, thinking about the landlady's face livid with anger, he couldn't stop laughing.

Yin Yulin smiled helplessly and said: It's not good for you to be like this, and it will be embarrassing to meet again in the future.

Luo Jiqing: Just to embarrass her, so that she won't miss you any more.

Yin Yulin paused, then turned around and looked around.

Luo Jiqing: Brother, what are you looking for?

Yin Yulin: ... Where is our dog?

Luo Jiqing jumped up from the sofa: Hey, fuck me!I forgot!It's still attached to the lamppost downstairs!

Yin Yulin: ...Why did you tie the dog there when you were walking it?

Luo Jiqing: Am I in a hurry to urinate... just...

Yin Yulin: Stop it, bring the dog back quickly!

The bull terrier squatting under the lamppost: the first thousand and thirty-eight seconds when the owner left, I missed him.

Bull Terrier: Does the master not want me because I am too ugly?

Bull Terrier: Wronged.

Bull Terrier: blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms.

Bull Terrier: Huh.

Part 4

This is an inner monologue of Teddy.

It is five months old and has been living in this new home for two months.

It has two owners, one is handsome and the other is also handsome.

But it often can't tell the two of them apart, because when they met at the beginning, the owner who touched it very gently and gave it a bubble bath became super-indifferent the next day, even holding its hand Neck walk!And another serious-looking owner suddenly combed his hair!

Teddy's fur is even more curly!

The hamster who lives upstairs is right, human beings are really unpredictable!

Although the owner seems to be schizophrenic, it still feels very happy, because it finally has a home spicy!

But there is still a little regret, because the owner does not allow it to rub their legs, this is really annoying, because their Teddy just can't control the power of the wild.

Alas, when will I grow up, so that I can meet a little male dog.

Mu Jie: ...Why does Pomegranate keep rubbing against my legs lately?

Ou Chen is facing a big enemy: what? !Is it in heat at such a young age? !

Mu Jie: ... Shouldn't the point be that it's a little bitch?

Part 5

The group leader's family is more powerful. They have a cat and a dog.

The cat is a Siamese cat, very wild and beautiful, with unruly behavior and a big temper.

The dog is a little pug, with a natural crying face, and looks very individual.

The deputy team leader bought Pug a small house like a yurt, which he likes very much and nests in it when he has nothing to do.

The Siamese cat is not willing to be lonely, so it lays on the small house and stretches its paws down, hitting the little Pug's nose every time.

Pug was bullied, so he barked upwards in a pose, and the Siamese cat withdrew its paws.Then Pug fell silent, and the Siamese cat attacked again, and so on.

Qu Nan dubbed them on the sidelines.

Siamese cat: Oops!Oops you can't hit me!

Pug: Your uncle!kill you!

Siamese cat: Come on!Come on!

Pug: I'm a local dog!My dog ​​Liangchen has a hundred ways to kill you!You better behave yourself!

Siamese cat: Look at my Piao Piao fist!

Pug: ...Wow!

Siamese cat: Beat your chest with a small fist!Choo Choo Choo!

Pug: ...

Lin Fengqi: ...

Lin Fengqi: My dear, let's stop playing, Pug is about to cry...

Qu Nan raised his fingers and hissed: Do you know what Ba Ge is thinking?

Lin Fengqi: ...What are you thinking about.

Qu Nan: Pippi Shrimp, let's go!

Lin Fengqi: ...