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Host: Ah, the weather is so nice, wish everyone an early year!Happy Year of the Dog everyone!The Year of the Dog is my zodiac year... Alas, this is the first time it appears in the main text outside the small theater!A little excited!Hello everyone!Thank you for the compliment and I know I'm handsome!

Crowd:  …

The scene was very embarrassing.

Moderator: Well, let's get to today's topic.Love is sweet, but no matter how beautiful the love is, there will always be various episodes in the story, so-what do you do when you quarrel and get awkward?

First of all, let's interview the first couple...who is the first couple...ah yes, little flower!

Xiao Huaer: God?We usually don't argue.

Moderator: What about when you quarreled?

Xiao Hua'er: Usually he scolds me, but it's not a scolding...just reasoning with me, he's a teacher, he teaches people in every way, and I have no chance to refute.

Moderator: Is this... so?

Zhai Xin (drinking tea): He usually complains in his heart, thinking that I don't know.

Little Flower: Hey hey hey.

Host: ...It's really... It's really not easy to quarrel.But there will always be awkward times, right?How are they solved?

Xiao Hua'er: ...It's easy, as long as I take the initiative to talk to him.

Moderator: Is it so amazing as long as you take the initiative to speak?

Xiaohua'er: Well, because the master is an awkward person, even if he wants to talk to me, he will hold back.I gave him a step and he came down.But sometimes if I get sulking, the Great God will coax me.

Host (with bright eyes): How to coax?

Xiaohua'er (blushing): ... ... let's not talk about this ...

Host: ... What should I say? Is it convenient for you to get along?

Zhai Xin (drinking tea): Thanks for the interview, I won't let you go if you walk slowly.

The host who was locked out: ...

Moderator: It doesn't matter, let's interview the next couple!Chef Xu will definitely welcome me!

Su Nuo: When quarreling?Quite a lot.

Host: Oh oh oh come to 818?

Su Nuo: For example, forcing me to lose weight, he would deduct my food whenever I was lazy.Do you think I can bear it?

The host shares the same hatred: It must be unbearable!

Su Nuo: Right, my young master, how can I be ridden on the head by him!

Moderator: What about after the quarrel?How do you reconcile?

Su Nuo: Well, it was almost a day of cold war... Then I went to him to reconcile.

Moderator: Huh?Why did you take the initiative to reconcile on your side?

Su Nuo: Because I can't stand it, this guy, he doesn't talk to you, he just puts on a look in front of you, "I want to make up, talk to me soon, I'll kiss you, and I'll forgive you".

Host: ...such a troublesome person.

Su Nuo: Right?It's a big deal, right?

Host: By the way, I felt it when I first came in. There is a strange air pressure in this room...

Su Nuo pointed behind him: As for the shadow behind you, we had just finished arguing, and he was unwilling to admit his mistake first, waiting for me to pass by.

Host: ...Do you want to go there?

Su Nuo: No, I'll suffocate him to death.

host:……

Xu Sheng (Shadow): ...

Moderator: Very good, now we have come to the home of the little wolf dog.

Luo Jiqing: Arguing?We don't quarrel, but occasionally we do.I usually put it on the bright side, and Brother Lin is at ease even if he is awkward, he won't show it. ...Well, this is also what makes me feel awkward.

Moderator: Is that so?Will that make up?

Luo Jiqing: In fact, there is no such thing as reconciliation, because Brother Lin will comfort me whenever I am unhappy, and then we will explain the matter clearly, and acting like a baby is the same as before.I don't want brother Lin to be sad either.

Host: Loyal dog attack is really reassuring...

Luo Jiqing wagged his tail: Well, I like Brother Lin the most.

Yin Yulin (ears are red): ...

host:……

The host opened the door by himself, raised the noble head of the single dog in the bitter cold wind, and let tears flow on his face: today's dog food is also delicious.

Moderator: Next is Mary Sufufu!This pair is also a wonderful existence that transcends natural science, physics, and even biology!

Ou Chen: I can't quarrel with him.

Moderator: Huh?Why?

Ou Chen: He has such a good temper... Also, sometimes I want to show him off and make him worry about me, but the body is switched the next day.

Moderator: Your setting is also very touching.

Ou Chen: Yes, he is like Cotton, no matter how angry you are, he can make you lose your temper.

Host: So you haven't quarreled once so far?

Ou Chen: Almost, I can't do anything with him.

Moderator: Then there is no possibility of breaking up in this life.

Mu Jie: I never thought about breaking up...

Ou Chen: I never thought about why you always want to let others break up.

Host: ... No, I'm thinking about you. It would be so embarrassing if the bodies were exchanged the next day after breaking up.

Au Chen: ...

Host: If you find a partner in case you are divided, it will be like a 3P.

Au Chen: ...

Mu Jie: ...

Ou Chen: Security, see off the guests.

The host straightened his vicissitudes of wig: Okay, now let's take a look at the last pair!Let's take a look at Qu Nan first!Student Qu Nan is amazing!He is looking at the actor's photo!The pecs!The abs!This... um, what did you say, leader?

Qu Nan: I tell you to keep your voice down!

Moderator: Oh, you can't let the deputy team leader know that you are sexually obsessed with other men, right?

Qu Nan: With which eye do you see me flirting with other men? !

The host shook his head violently: No, no, no.

Qu Nan: Hmph!

The host wiped his sweat: I always think that...you two should have quarreled quite a lot.

Lin Fengqi (pulling through the photobook with a sullen face): Well, quite a few.

Host: Wait, wait, wait... Don't be impulsive, accept my interview first and then argue!How do you usually reconcile?

Lin Fengqi: You go out now, don't disturb my reconciliation with him.

Moderator: ...Oh, okay.

Qu Nan: What are you doing!

Lin Fengqi: Fuck you.

Qu Nan: I will never wear that pair of hollow lace underwear today!You give up, uh, uh--

(close the door)

The host walked into the cold wind and raised the noble head of a single dog.

Host: Dear viewers, we... hiccups are a bit stuffed with dog food today... See you next time!